Kitty needs his medicines.

photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: meaganwas
More Lolz: Loldogs Political Humor Song Charts FailBlog Lolspeak Wiki
Advertise on I Can Has Cheezburger?
« Previous i has a system | Not be fooled by casual pose Next »

photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: meaganwas
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
gimme gimme gimme! Do. Want.
holy photoshop, batman
sry, batman an yomama r bizy riet now.
i cans taek mesij?
oh snaaaaaap
repreez… repars… roopys… i is frum ur hood.
werd…
sew wat? hoo cairs? iz cyoot.
Duuuuuude! Like, whoa!
Ai cannt keep teh nip bubbalz in mai howz.
Mai ornj tabbeh, himz a seek an nom nom nom missl.
him onct dug in teh partkl bord back ub a cabbinitz to get to teh stuf, chewrd oorf teh plaztik lid and trank up teh hole 3oz boddle.
him was bubbl brpin for all dai! it wuz teh ohorribl andteh stupy funneh at teh same tiem. he open his mof to meow, star doin teh harbl hickup, and bloop bubbls!!!
it said nontoksik, an teh vet she sai put out lots of cleeen waterz. hw was fien bai nigh-nighs. ston out of his lil floofy mien… but oterwaiz ffien. mai hubbyn ai was all cried out frum laffin so hard.
wut?
kitteh likes to eat wut is it?
Nervuzz kitteh eez on dah streat korner…gettin dah fix…
Illegal ain’t nuthin but a sick bird!
*pepsi out nose*
oy, teh owch…
Iz diz chezbargar flavor?!?! GIMMIE GIMMIE GIMMIE…ahhh…ah paye joo nexx weak…
aill gladlee pays joo toozday fur a hamburger tooday!
-Wimpy
Thorazine.
Want.
NAOW!!!1!!!
Thorazine NEED naow!
“Nip-quil…when you’ve had a long day…the relaxing calming i’m gonna kill you if you
don’t hurry up and open it up” medicine…
aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Coming soon! The “no-thumbs” lid! See your friendly pharmacist for details!
Dumb vote system won’t let me vote for this one more than once!
…bad enough was better answer than mine…
Teh sekrit to multivotin: mupipl innertnet adres thingiez
naowt noe how ai noe teht. rly. honezt
or manys pyootrs.
dis pyuurly teho-rettycul of corss.
Nao availabull in teh pawp top lid!
We has places dat halp u, kitteh. Life no need to be ruled bah purrskriptions.
Kitteh haz bawdee theetans?
But…isn’t a gram better than a damn?
Ai hopez sumwon chanjs flabor ob amox…. amoks…. pink bubel gum flavored med to wateber dis flabor b. Den ai no hab pink powka dotz on wallz!
yeah, bubble gum flavor for kittehs…. nawt so grate, ackshully
An teh Clavomax dats banana flavr. Kitteh no lyke banana! Ai has yeyllo dots awl ober teh place!
Whut? I kan quit enny time I want!!
DO NOT WANT!!!
denile aint a rivvur in ejypt hunee!
yez it is!
(…denile confurmayshim)
Innerveshun.
U can has it.
U aint gonna be no britney kitteh!!!!
U bettar den dat!
JUS SAY NOES KITTEH!!!
jus say noes!!!!
is fur mai helth. *snif*
i is bery self controld kitteh and is not addikted.
yu is insultin…. (GIV IT TO MEE NAO, AN I NOT SCRATCH YUR FASE OFFF.)
Dey wanna maykes me go to rehab
Ai says no,no,no!
amy winehouse kitteh!!
(ah’m lollin’ so muches at all dis ah skeerin’ mah goggeh, mah kitteh, an mahsef…
4toonately, nowun else hoem rite naow ;-))
oi LG. gots sumfin fr u.
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/06/i_always_wonder.html
HEE! Wine! oops,
I mean, WIN!
Tries to makes me go to rehabs
I seyz oh oh noes
You stop picking on Britney RIGHT NOW!! I MEAN it!! *cries til mascara runs*
Now dat kitteh sherz mai inerestes. I iz on lert…..Lirta……Narkotix nao fer soar throat.
…stoopy scripts you can’t reed…Dr. has yeers of unif…yewni…advanced medical training and kan’t write worth beens!
Werld just strange, sumtimes….
not unlike some doctors I know
Me too—Iz havin surgree on Tues, Dr. give me purskripton fer Demorol…
gud luhk wif ur surgree, Beastie. n dat Demerol iz sum gud stuf. njoi it wyl u can
Oh yeah. Demerol be makin yu see an heer crazi fings. Da docs gave it to a frend of mien wen he wuz in a kar acksident, an he haloocinayted moovy preeviews! Was much funny.
I waz sik, sik, sik pukin boh ends, heds fels lik hammern insid ospital puts me on IV phengrin, bene-dryl and dial lot id (baddest norcotic out der)…. anywho waz lyin in beds sleepsin an thouts I wasz makin b-fast for famdily woks myselfs up by smackin my ownselve in face wif arms…… very very weird.
do not recomends…….
momcat
they give me this Demerol mixed with phenergan already so no pukes, since outpatient surguree
heavy D? go rent ‘drugstore cowboy’ - that’s what they’re ripping off drugstores for
I had surgery on the 18th of September (also a Tuesday) and I’ve now had percocet and vicodin and am still recuperating. I’d never had surgery before or much in in the way of painkillers and I”m 45 years old! Not too bad overall, though. Good Luck!!!!!
Ah! there you are, Annie!! I was wanting to know hoe your surgery went! Do you feel like you’ve had a weight taken of your shoulders??
That banana is winkie face! Hope you’re recovery is speedy!
Wayt a minit. Ai hads foot surjury last wk…awl ai gots wuz Tylinowl wit kodeen. No fairs! Just rippt up my stomicks, no phun at awl. Do over!
Hope ur feelin Xcellent soon!
Good luck with your surgery Story!
thx! I will b spendin much time on ICHC gettin my lolz on while I recover
lolcats be teh bestest medicins! (Hope everything goes well for you!)
Dey gibs yuz enuff painkilers an U b da funniest lol ever seenz. We b lookin 4 U an dbeinb good kittehs and wishin you da best.
soree. caint hep masef.
LIK LIK LIK LIK
BACKAWF MAAAAAANNNN!
I NEEDZ IT!!! (slappin arm)
U DUNNA UNNERSTANZ!!!
LIK LIK LIK U gotz moar?
Kitteh needz meds so he can stand hims system frum preeveeyus pichur!
MOAR!! MOAR!!
puppy uppers and doggie downers!
kitteh nip I needs in NAW NAW I tells u!! @@ NAW!!
noom noomm noom ggggggggggggrrrrr noomm nommm pffftttrrrrrrrrrrrrr nomm nommm nomm
addict kitteh is addicted
in soviet russia, prescription meds have you !!!
Dependinging on da purson, sumtyimes perscripshun meds haf you aneeware.