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I iz havin power nap, will sort files later k?
iz so comfy in dis recykln pyle
If it minez, is STUF.
if it urz, is SHIT.
I a kitteh so ebberytin is STUF.
cept teh catbockz. Dat aaaalllll urz.
Carlin ref FTW!!! “a place for my stuff”
“Hey, move that s**t so i can put my stuff down!”
Kitteh is so on top ov ebberything
Kitteh is organysed just likes me!
Kitteh’s tydied up, and I can’t find anything! All mah tubes n’ wires n’ careful notes n’ antiquayted noshuns!!11!!
lolz!
Thomas Dolby refrunz FTW!!!
LOL yay, me wuz wondrin if me wuz onlee one who nowed dis song
Doan move ennything! I’d have to reorganize all over agin!
Dat be my motto 2. Teh flor is biggst shellf in house, u knows.
LOL, that explains my house better than my usual:
Anything left to Brandy will tend towards chaos. Especially the living room….
ENtropee, I has it!
In Soviet Russias, entropeez has you?
See? I is filed unner K for Kyute.
this is so very very true
kittahs luv messes- nofing mor compfy dan mess
mebbe joo importantz papurwerkz… sew messes + joo papurwerkz = BESS PLAYCE TU SLEEPZ EBAR!!!
Yes… i has a systm. Unfortuntly, mai stoopy hooman no follows teh system.
I haz system ..
let me show u it
(when Iz findd it!!!)
Disorganized Chaos theory demonstrated…promotes feeling of well-being and relaxation…and YOU wanted to go on a cruise
stooopy kitteh steeled mai sistum.
Dis ur sistem tu? mai siser-n-lawz call it teh clutter-fur-hom-dfence sistem. if ai cannt fin it… tehy cannt stealz it!!
hehehehe!! laff so hard! ^^
yew shood see MY howse! kitteh wood be prowd. hom-dfence sistem, indeeed. altho sommat stoopy mite su me if dey get hurted.
kitteh’s sistem nt ver gud.
srysly.
hmmmm Maybe kitteh need IKEA?
or Contayner Stor an visit by Kleen Sweep?
(Kittehs good at Kleen Sweep, dey groom berree good befoar nappies!)
Dat show skeers ma hubbee… Liek I wood let dem frow away $5K of Star Trek buks! Jus frow away da trash payprrs, lil scraps dat dun meen nuffin NE moar, cloz dat dun fit, trinkets dat we dun need, et setra.
Iz hard to frow away stuff in dis howse. Stuff dat nawt mines or his is his dad’s, his ex’s (some trash, some pix she will want…) his ded mummeez stuff, his ded gramparents stuff, his ded haff bruvvers stuff…. Hard to frow away dos memrees, I wont make him, cuz I nos dey impurrtant!
k, well, i has a system too. an a brothem, an a mothem and fathem. so?
hehehe! pittypat much WIN!!
uh, huh, I duz haz a system. I will figger it owt venchually. rly.
A place for everything and everything all over the place! I use the same method.
Mesan plase.
ur doin it rong.
A plase for everthing, and everthing…someplase. I rekinizez it.
Cattrolled kayoss.
I haz it.
KAYHOSS! organized kayhoss! we has its! yus!
we has it like steve iriwn cauht kroks bai duh tayols!
Clutter kitteh says
O hai! I organizeded ur filez for u!
Kitteh uses mah system. We haz Pyl A, Pyl B n Pyl C. Eberyting in won ob dose pylez – but witches won??
Mai granny used to sey she wuz wurking on Pilot Project, “I pile-it here, I pile-it there”. Collecting teh junk, heriditerry. Nots my falt! (3-legged chare? I will puts its over here. May needs it latur).
filing. yr doin it rong.
I’z in your chaos, testin ma theoriezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I has same system. Man on telebision sayz bing too organiz-ed takes too many tiems to findz stuf.
U R not suffistikated enuff to unnerstan mah sistm.
I heers dat all da tyme frum mah kittehs!!
Kitteh lukz lyk it’z sleepin’ on ma dezk. Iz just az orgunyzed.
Dis mess iz a place!
How’d dat kitteh gitz in mah howse?
Well dis iz how I orginzes meh laundree.
Srsly. Mah goggie sleepz on mah dirtee claothes.
Day daont pais me enuff ’round here to be teh mayd.
OCD … i has it. Nede to up med dose!
No, lower it to get da howsewerk dun! I on da medisin, an nao I onlee do lawndree and kleen when da messes make me barf!
Emoshunal labilitee – I haz it. An da sleepies…..
I’m sorree B!
theer iz a middle gwound.
Ahs purty darn shoor itz rood to question yew on this, butt ah weel sai dat :
Our minds r more powerful than most of uz b willin ta beleebez.
Awlsew dat da the spirt dat b made of our conchesnsus and introspective thought,
is many times more powerful than most of us will consider.
Ifn da brain fights the memory or one decives herself dere will b conflict. the cauz & kure of emotional upset varies grately frum kit to kat to b!.
datz likely cause we all grow different personalites frum a uyoung age. each experience molds us in2 differnt beings.
We have come such a long way with medicine these days. the human body is stonger and yet weaker than it’s ever been.
I take prozac cause the doc said it would help me feel less angry at certain tymes, and it worked with no ill efects
if what yu r taking now is lowering ur quality of lyfe, speak 2 your doktor again. I hope i do not overstep my bounds, but i cant help but reach out. miny people have these difficulties
It feels like this web site is a safe place to talk
and now back to our regularly sceduled lol cats…
UR fone buk..
ah findz it an akceptable trone
fur da momint
tu looong. I din’t read it awl.
surri! I did git wurdi!
wurdi nawt necessarilee bad. U has reeched out to help peepls, and taht is a very swiet and lovely thing. Moar peepl shud bee liek u. Akshully, I think meny peepl awn this site ARE liek u. Ekcepshunall groop of caring peeps. I think taht is why peepl heer r awl so funny. Teh two seem to go together.
I gree wif u, Janet. Althow teh post is a lil longy fur those maybe notso intrsted in subject, it haz good thowts, n is meanin to halp. Sumtimez a post scracheez a nerve n u has serious comment (least i haz before). Duznt matter tat sum may only wants teh funny, qwik posts. Teh kittehs haz good balance, n so do wee.
tank yew fer sharing
Princess Mu, dis is dem grate fing, fanku, yur commen…cementar…commont… thots haz meny layers of info. fanku for so good stufz.
yah! da grammiekit
Tanx fur yur wuenigs, iz nyce to hav place to trust to talk a little.
I wuz on da Pro fur lak 12 yeerz, den it got too week to help. I hadda go all de way off befoar I cood start the medisin merry-go-rown, so I lawst ma job (but it ok, wuz beeg part uv problim!)
Took abowt 6 munths to fine medisin dat nawt mek me somnolent, sleepee awlwayz, angrees, or itchee fidjits. At good plays nao wif da meds an awl, it wuz a fyoo tuff yeerz, but we gots owr feet unner us an it goin ok.
Biggest problim is ma brayn duzint fite da memreez. Dey R jus there, an dey R nawt so grayt. No runnin. Even in sleep, ma dreemz pinch me. Kittehs wuz gud befoar, hubbee grayt nao….
An I KNOW that fur me, da meds I tayk is as vital as insulin to a dibetik. Nawt fur short term, wahh, I’m sad, dis is deep ickyness, an I’m graytful fur da releef I git!
An LOLcats an dis site givs me grayt releef, cuz laffin is heelin!!!!
Kyoor me, kittehs! LOL!
Umm, dat’s “Tanx fur yur werdings”… tiping – I doin it rong!
Teh Kare, wif outs teh troll!
u haz win an awsum, mu-hime!!
Hi, B! I take medicinz too. I agree with what princess said. You can write to me at sydcident.in.progress@gmail.com if you want to.
With proper medication, *any* mess will improve!
Whether you clean it, or not!!!
boss kitteh essplainz soupeeree-or orgurnizaschaunul skeelz tu joo…wai joo noe getz eet??
cooleege stoodentz kitteh eez nappin…aap allz nite doin dah term papurz…
joo hoomanz fink tu mausch…mah sistem eez vry seemplez akshly…joo just putted dah schtuff eberware n den joo zZzzZzz…werk eez done, joo kome bakk laterz wen ayez dun wif prt 2 k?
oh hai, playced all joo orderz…
Oh noez!!!! HE LIKKED HE SELFZ!!! – DUN HE KNO HE R POYSON?!?!?! Sumwan call dah doc!!! AIEE!
He bees alrite.
he has bilt up immonity aginst hissef.
When I werkt at Boing (well, nawt. Wuz Rockitdine), I notissed da skizofreeneeya uv da playce…
Half da desks wuz da skeery tidee, nuffin on dem all smug an snug.
Uvver haff wuz pyles an pyles uv paypurrs. Mines wuz boff, I had mennee mennee in-bockses an trays filled wiv stax uv payper! All tidy, I noes ezacklee where evryting at. Jus lawts of trays an stax. I da bizzee wun!
Plus, da tideez get skeered uv da messee desks, nawt tuch NE ting! LOL!
DAT RITE!!!
DAONT MESS WIF MAH SISTEM!!!!!!
teh kaos desks r intenshunnaly skeery fer teh kleen desk types…is teh system within teh system: we no wants tehm tutched en tehy no wants tutch tehm.
I just finished a game of Friday night “not on my desk” – stayed late and got lots of stuff to the place where dealing with it is SOMEONE ELSE’S PROBLEM. Then, I put it in their in-basket, where it no longer clutters my desk or my mind. Suspect it will all flow back my way on Tuesday, but for now….I win!
Musical paprwurk…. i understandz.
Dat’s da best kiend of paprwurk.
sewwee-syde-allz orynj kitteh eez a goner… kleened salf tu defz…
oh hai…kured mah OCD k tx…
Toadalee!
Munk kitteh is maykin grayt hedway in ma noo ‘junkyard dawg’ program uv desens… decenstiz… frow him in da deep end!
Denial kitteh is in deniaaalllll.
i has a streemlined, highly funkshunal, alphabitesized system.
teh files start with “ch” and end with . . . um, yeah.
Tank u for putins down de stuf so i cud sleeps heer
Is perfek
Snnnnnnnnnnnz
iz ogenizd kaos
kthnxbai
I haz a system like dis kitteh. Luks awmost zackly the sayme, ‘cept wif diffrent stuff an’ diffrent-color kitteh.
Luck jes liek mai compy desk! Kitteh nose wer everthink iz, jes liek eye dew.
cleaning kitteh has expired.
Kitteh fawt teh cleenin lady n teh cleenen lady — i meen teh kitteh wun!
(fawt her toof n nail, n now is v sleepy)
Bayjj Kitteh wurkz
awn “Kontrolld Kayawss Theeoree”.
Kitteh’z fayvurritt fing
Lawtz an lawtz uv slikk
paypurr 4 paws an tummeh
helpz Bayjj Kitteh fink
No canz finkz 2 hard
or Kitteh mayz fawll vikktim
2 lawwwwwng restfull Napz
Jack.
bayjj. I lurves it…bayjj bayjj bayjj…feels so short and firm as I says its. no foolishness, and no Frenchiness to de wurd bayjj. Bayjj…mmmhmmm ize wunders wie Iz keeps sayin dis fing…ober an ober…Bayjj…my bayjj, lemme shows you it! yes, indoo..andubbleties er no doubt perhappens to beez anodduer newfound werd frum the wunmerfull Jak!
fanku Jax! werebber joo is
Hobbes: Smock, smock, smock.
Calvin: What on Earth is WRONG with you???!!!???
Oskar teh growch kitteh sais, I luvs trash! Now goway kthxbai.
I triz dat line on my mudder when I waz kid. Not workz for me needer!
OMG, this looks like my house! ROFLMFAO!
ur college dorm aksessories. I has it.
Onleeust problem is sooner or later I loozez teh cat.
(Akshully did dat wunst — wuz puttin bayje towuls in teh clozit and teh bayje kitteh climed in wif dem. No cood find kitteh! Den when roommate reeched for cleen towul, bayje kitteh — whoo wus jus snoozin happuly on teh towuls — woak up an patted his hand. Teh roommate went popcat!!! I lol’d furever. Am lol’ing now rememburing.)
Ani horizontul srface is a kitteh bed…
Aniting edibul is kat fud…
Eberting els is a kat toi…
OH MY GOD.
I am MARRIED to ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!
1 of the funniest koments of all LOLcats time.
Wut dis cat doen on mi desk?
So? I is visually oriented persun. i needz tings spred out in frunt of me.
I noes were ebryting on dat desk is.
Srsly.
*koff*
Flylady
I duz not has it
(dis luks liek mai desks too but I not mawwied to lowly grunt!)
Kitteh ur room looks like ma brothas.
An ur room an keiiteh’s room luks liek ma sista room… da trashheap yus!
An dis y wen I visit hom, she always ask me too ‘halp her kleen her room’ or sew she say which is fail srsly, cuz she no halp me do it!
An ur room an kitteh’s room luks liek mai sister’s room…trash heap yus! Wen I come hom to visit, shee say ‘halp me kleen mai room’ which is fail srsly cuz she no halp me doo it. She jus sits dere an watches meh!
I has kleen room an kleen appartment srsly, dats y she has me ‘halp her’
I no she in weel chair but eben Mom say she able to kleen her own room….
Dis y I wuz called Cinderella by dem cuz I wuz always halping mai sis
DO relate.
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