hmm
…dis cheezburgr tastz funneh
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uv coars it taest funneh, kitteh
u r lickin dah lettus an not da hambugur, silleh
pleh
Yummeeee
The sweet taste of….. plastic?
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A DECOY
GET IN THE CAR
KITTEH TRAP
..to be followed by much belleh smoos
Fake cheezburger trap
is retaliation for
rub-my-belly trap
Trap cheezburger is
humans’ retaliation for
rub-my-belly trap
KickahaOta
can’t count syllables and
failz at teh haiku
k’ota has fail is
beyond shadow of a doubt
oxymoronic
Ha! I blew it twice!
Six-syllable line is pleh
Just as bad as eight
(Loose haiku is fine,
but not what I try to do.
I like old-school best.)
No – u nawt fale. Fix is easy. Just count “lia” as wun syllable. Pronounce it lyay, as the Russian “lyoo” in lyoobyoo.
We lyoobyoo too, Janet!
Hmm, whut dat werd meen? I kin say it, but it haz a funnee acksent when I do….Liek “lyewbiyew” Too tight uv ooo, I spose….
WIN!!
OMGLOLWTFBBQ
Siriusly guise, I almost peed mah pantz!
Lookowt, kitteh–when goggie comes bak for his skweeky toi, u mite be unplezantly surprized!
zOmg i dint no chzburgerz squeek…
Scairt teh cormchips riet owta me!
Dis beef too rarez for meh!! Frow it bak on teh grill!
Wa??? Widdle meenee panther eatz raws meetz!! Lyk beeg panther in jungel! Heer me RRROOOAAAARRR!! (mmeeeewww)
“Zomg, this cheezburger is just like momma ust to make…
Good old momma… she was teh good momma but she cudnt cuk werth a dam…”
I iz eated dat burger bfore – iz da mudder-n-law’z cookin…
Momma werkz at McDawnawdz?
mai MIL is a nurze. she TERRIFYED of teh germs. so, she cuks ebrything hard as a rok. an she pased it on to her son. i had to teech him to mak a rarrre steak. i luvs teh rare steak.
jah mah grammy burnted dah fud so mausch mah grampie akshly LYKED dah burnt – got tu b heemz faverit partz…was gud marryage, hehe.
Yeah, tell him dat beein eckspozed to germses mens yur bodee kin fite dem awf bedder!
Yay medeeyum rayr! (Pinkie yum, a little blud fur da sauce!, mmmmm)
I uses da fermomeder fur cookin mos meets. Fur beef, aim fur 139-142, fur chicken an pork, hed strayt fur 165 minimun!
Hangurbergs is harder, fur sum reezon dey come owt well dun on ma stove, no matter whoo cooks dem…. weerd.
An hard as a rawk meet loaf is nawt so grayt!
agrees wif yu on ebrything but teh hamburgers. yu is SUPPOSED
SRY, comp did somfin wierd tehir. yu is supposed to kook tehm well dun. ahem, jerms on teh surfase of teh meet get kooked auf if it is teh stake. if teh beef is gronded up, then teh jerms is mixed in. yu has to kook it well dun so all teh jerms is killed and yu don get teh e. collie. (is losta littl dogs wandrin aroun insid yu makin yu miss yur kittehs.)
Purrhaps deh plastik cheezburger iz an “akwired taste”???
Iz “tired” taste… like Goodyear.
Gotz waaaay tu much kepitch! *pleh*
Cans nevver, evver has tooo mutch kepitch (orr cats-up)
Dats fur sure RG!! Cats-up (kepitch) iz the bestests! Speshulee on cheezburger!
Cheezburgr sayme syze az kitteh. Lyke to see dat kitteh after nomming a (reall)chzbrgr dat big!
fyu yrz bak i went to visit mai bruvr and his fambly wen tehy lievd in TX abowt an hour from teh Gulf-koast. teihr howse wuz convurtid farmhowse which inklootid a fambly of kittehs cuz teh neerby feelds still had plenty of roadintz runnin arownd
N-E-wai… wun dai wiel i wuz dehr, a cupl of gud-siezd rhatz got into teh atik and teh kitnz (abowt 3-1/2 munts old) desydid to trai teihr hunting skilz and thru teh kombanayshun of dum luck and sum teemwurk, tehy kild bof of teh rhatz and wiiel moast of teh kittnz wur fien wif sharing a larj rhat dinnur, teh bigest of teh groop desyded to trai and eet wun all by himself…teh damn ting wuz 3/4 his siez and teh piggy littl kitteh stayed up in teh atik foar a hoal daye wif a jygantik belleh luking liek an oavurstuft unkul aftur tahnksgeeving dinur…mai nefyuuz had to bring up a tem-purr-ary litrbawks and sum watur for him until teh bloated litl pig-kitteh had dyjestid teh rhat well enuf to com bak down on hiz oan.
Thanks fur sharing.
*gags*
is nawt aktuly cheezburgr, but teh daynjerusly cheep chineezburgr.
Teh led paynt maekz teh kulurs bryte, but plastik and led paynt are nawt taystee or nootrishus
iz bof a trap and a srs kaes of DO NOT WANT.
oof i sthee why they sthay dont sthtick ur thongue on frosthen cheesthburgersth.
One lesson I learned from Hugh Grant is– things aren’t always what they seem……
Sry kitteh. I mayd joo reel cheezburger….but i eated it.
better get ur eyez checked, little kitteh … dat cheezburger lookz funneh too. probly smellz funneh. we needz to takez dis kitteh to the Red Robinz to see whut a real cheezburger iz all about. cud have a robinz for an appytyzer
I wish I kud, but i mooved 2 oaklahomah and day said dere no b Red Robbinz here
I wuv vry sad kitteh.
Oh, noes – yu gotz to luk at ther website: thers 1 in Ok Citeh, 1 in Tulsa, sevrul uthers. Yu can find wun!!!
(Or – yu can com to Owhyo an eat at teh wun in Willubee dat I go to!NOM NOM NOM!)
ooohhhhh cheezburrgrz adn robbinz (Homer Simpson-like drooling detected)
Hmm… dis cheezburger haz ruberry flavr. Pleh – Do not want.
is dis ‘ruberry’ you menshun reladed to teh nummy bluberry?
No has a flava!
Customs Kitteh says,
“Cheezburger iz cownturfit.
Pleh-stik, aktuallee.”
Mmmm…. pleh-stik!
WIN!
Major Pleh, reportin for doody?
wut u mean i eat dis hole fing an i get sick?
haz u guyz seen tessa, the cat who eats with a fork?
Tessa’s hyoomin is teh crazee!
crazee, mebbe, but tessa luks teh happie!!
i dizgree. tessa not luk hapee. Has fork tide tew hr rist, and iz been fed a diet dat not so grate fur kittehs.
i wurree bout crazzee hooman laydee.
no wai. iez creem, noodelz, xpenzvest fud….dis all wayz maek me happie! crazzee hyoomen laydee haves luvlee dinnah gest ever night! ever boddy happie!
link-y pleeese???
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j2r-IuuK49w
http://youtube.com/watch?v=j2r-IuuK49w
fank yu for teh link. bizarre.
kin not linkee but go 2 da u-toobz an tipe “tess cat fork” u get it fazt.
Yes, I sawded that n az cyoot (?) az it seemz, I shur woodnt want 2 kleen up aftr that mess!
…it has a flavr….but it not be cheezburgah.
I bet it tayst liek goggie spit! PLEH!!! MAWM!!! I got da goggie koooteez!!!
OH NOES! it can has elevayted levalz of led!!!11!
Stupid hoymin bought from wallmrt!!!! Now i has rash on my tung! Can I has recall?
u can has laws00t.
Cheese can be squeaky – ever tried mass produced chedder?
twoo! Iz abowt da onlee ting gud abowt it! skweekee cheez!
Da GUD cheezes make YOO skweekee afterwurdz!! LOL!
Troo. But cheez curds ar skweekee when yu eet dem, an dey is much taystee.
You can has dis cheezburger, I no want. bokay
Sumwhere,
in anudder dimenshn,
a reel cheezbugr
iz bein likked bi a plastik kitteh
AN all kapshuns r in queens engerlish
bizarro world – do not want!
Dat werld b Major Pleh!
“a reel cheezbugr iz bein likked bi a plastik kitteh”
LOL!
I am in ur chinez factory lead painting your cheezburgers.
Musta got it at burger king
so dis is wut cheezburger tastes lyke…?
doze innernets catz mus be crazee.
In Soviet Rusha
cheezburgr has U
Ams I doing it right?
Yeth. u r. ;0p
Doin it rite, u r, yung Jedi.
- Yodacat
HOO MADED DIS?
SRSLY!
U can has cookin skool.
Dis burgur is teh plehest of pleh!
SNORT! Plehest of pleh-pleze be adding to lolictonary
Uh i orderd it wif no unyuns, plz
I like speek manajer, kthx?
Oh noes! I lickd teh side tat makes me growz smaller!
Tastes funneh. How com cannibals no eet the clowjz– they has funneh flavor?
Liddil Blakk Kitteh
fyndz Duff Goaldman’z Cheezurgr
Kayke. Taystz deelisshus!
Cheezburgr Kayke haz
sweet nom, nom, nom. Awllmoast az
gud az t3h reel fing
Dat “Ayse uv Kaykez” gie
haz much klevvurr. Kitteh rytez
himz nyse “Fank U” noat
Jack.
Awww, poor kitteh, dis not be reel cheezburgr
Ai will giff u a reel 1! *feedz nootrishus cheezburgr to lil kitteh* Thar ya go! ^^