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…dis cheezburgr tastz funneh

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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lowly grunt

uv coars it taest funneh, kitteh
u r lickin dah lettus an not da hambugur, silleh
pleh

 
Michelle

Yummeeee

The sweet taste of….. plastic?

 
Betty

JESUS CHRIST IT’S A DECOY
GET IN THE CAR

SarahD

KITTEH TRAP

..to be followed by much belleh smoos

KickahaOta

Fake cheezburger trap
is retaliation for
rub-my-belly trap

 
KickahaOta

Trap cheezburger is
humans’ retaliation for
rub-my-belly trap

KickahaOta

KickahaOta
can’t count syllables and
failz at teh haiku

pittypat

k’ota has fail is
beyond shadow of a doubt
oxymoronic

 
KickahaOta

Ha! I blew it twice!
Six-syllable line is pleh
Just as bad as eight

(Loose haiku is fine,
but not what I try to do.
I like old-school best.)

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

No - u nawt fale. Fix is easy. Just count “lia” as wun syllable. Pronounce it lyay, as the Russian “lyoo” in lyoobyoo.

B!

We lyoobyoo too, Janet!

Hmm, whut dat werd meen? I kin say it, but it haz a funnee acksent when I do….Liek “lyewbiyew” Too tight uv ooo, I spose….

 
 
 
 
 
Evil Seedlet

OMGLOLWTFBBQ

Siriusly guise, I almost peed mah pantz!

 
 
SarahD

Lookowt, kitteh–when goggie comes bak for his skweeky toi, u mite be unplezantly surprized!

pdqinky

zOmg i dint no chzburgerz squeek…

Antoinette

Scairt teh cormchips riet owta me!

 
Duffy

Dis beef too rarez for meh!! Frow it bak on teh grill!

ManfredMom

Wa??? Widdle meenee panther eatz raws meetz!! Lyk beeg panther in jungel! Heer me RRROOOAAAARRR!! (mmeeeewww)

 
 
 
 
ronniecat

“Zomg, this cheezburger is just like momma ust to make…
Good old momma… she was teh good momma but she cudnt cuk werth a dam…”

Andrea

I iz eated dat burger bfore - iz da mudder-n-law’z cookin…

 
Summer

Momma werkz at McDawnawdz?

 
whiskers

mai MIL is a nurze. she TERRIFYED of teh germs. so, she cuks ebrything hard as a rok. an she pased it on to her son. i had to teech him to mak a rarrre steak. i luvs teh rare steak.

mystique

jah mah grammy burnted dah fud so mausch mah grampie akshly LYKED dah burnt - got tu b heemz faverit partz…was gud marryage, hehe.

 
B!

Yeah, tell him dat beein eckspozed to germses mens yur bodee kin fite dem awf bedder!

Yay medeeyum rayr! (Pinkie yum, a little blud fur da sauce!, mmmmm)

I uses da fermomeder fur cookin mos meets. Fur beef, aim fur 139-142, fur chicken an pork, hed strayt fur 165 minimun!

Hangurbergs is harder, fur sum reezon dey come owt well dun on ma stove, no matter whoo cooks dem…. weerd.

An hard as a rawk meet loaf is nawt so grayt!

whiskers

agrees wif yu on ebrything but teh hamburgers. yu is SUPPOSED

whiskers

SRY, comp did somfin wierd tehir. yu is supposed to kook tehm well dun. ahem, jerms on teh surfase of teh meet get kooked auf if it is teh stake. if teh beef is gronded up, then teh jerms is mixed in. yu has to kook it well dun so all teh jerms is killed and yu don get teh e. collie. (is losta littl dogs wandrin aroun insid yu makin yu miss yur kittehs.)

 
 
 
 
 
HylasBrook

Purrhaps deh plastik cheezburger iz an “akwired taste”???

 
 
Duffy

Gotz waaaay tu much kepitch! *pleh*

RushnGreen

Cans nevver, evver has tooo mutch kepitch (orr cats-up)

ManfredMom

Dats fur sure RG!! Cats-up (kepitch) iz the bestests! Speshulee on cheezburger!

 
 
 
RushnGreen

Cheezburgr sayme syze az kitteh. Lyke to see dat kitteh after nomming a (reall)chzbrgr dat big!

The Crapture

fyu yrz bak i went to visit mai bruvr and his fambly wen tehy lievd in TX abowt an hour from teh Gulf-koast. teihr howse wuz convurtid farmhowse which inklootid a fambly of kittehs cuz teh neerby feelds still had plenty of roadintz runnin arownd

N-E-wai… wun dai wiel i wuz dehr, a cupl of gud-siezd rhatz got into teh atik and teh kitnz (abowt 3-1/2 munts old) desydid to trai teihr hunting skilz and thru teh kombanayshun of dum luck and sum teemwurk, tehy kild bof of teh rhatz and wiiel moast of teh kittnz wur fien wif sharing a larj rhat dinnur, teh bigest of teh groop desyded to trai and eet wun all by himself…teh damn ting wuz 3/4 his siez and teh piggy littl kitteh stayed up in teh atik foar a hoal daye wif a jygantik belleh luking liek an oavurstuft unkul aftur tahnksgeeving dinur…mai nefyuuz had to bring up a tem-purr-ary litrbawks and sum watur for him until teh bloated litl pig-kitteh had dyjestid teh rhat well enuf to com bak down on hiz oan.

cratz

Thanks fur sharing.
*gags*

 
 
 
The Crapture

is nawt aktuly cheezburgr, but teh daynjerusly cheep chineezburgr.

Teh led paynt maekz teh kulurs bryte, but plastik and led paynt are nawt taystee or nootrishus

iz bof a trap and a srs kaes of DO NOT WANT.

 
pittypat

oof i sthee why they sthay dont sthtick ur thongue on frosthen cheesthburgersth.

 
gayla34

One lesson I learned from Hugh Grant is– things aren’t always what they seem……

 
Kim

Sry kitteh. I mayd joo reel cheezburger….but i eated it.

 
homescribe

better get ur eyez checked, little kitteh … dat cheezburger lookz funneh too. probly smellz funneh. we needz to takez dis kitteh to the Red Robinz to see whut a real cheezburger iz all about. cud have a robinz for an appytyzer

Evil Seedlet

I wish I kud, but i mooved 2 oaklahomah and day said dere no b Red Robbinz here :( I wuv vry sad kitteh.

Duffy

Oh, noes - yu gotz to luk at ther website: thers 1 in Ok Citeh, 1 in Tulsa, sevrul uthers. Yu can find wun!!!
(Or - yu can com to Owhyo an eat at teh wun in Willubee dat I go to!NOM NOM NOM!)

 
 
conscious cat

ooohhhhh cheezburrgrz adn robbinz (Homer Simpson-like drooling detected)

 
 
jaimilyn

Hmm… dis cheezburger haz ruberry flavr. Pleh - Do not want.

Starley

is dis ‘ruberry’ you menshun reladed to teh nummy bluberry?

 
 
 
KickahaOta

Customs Kitteh says,
“Cheezburger iz cownturfit.
Pleh-stik, aktuallee.”

 
Nika

Major Pleh, reportin for doody?

 
 
Beccamutt

wut u mean i eat dis hole fing an i get sick?

 
karen

haz u guyz seen tessa, the cat who eats with a fork?

Kim

Tessa’s hyoomin is teh crazee!

karen

crazee, mebbe, but tessa luks teh happie!!

dapanferkitteh

i dizgree. tessa not luk hapee. Has fork tide tew hr rist, and iz been fed a diet dat not so grate fur kittehs.

i wurree bout crazzee hooman laydee.

karen

no wai. iez creem, noodelz, xpenzvest fud….dis all wayz maek me happie! crazzee hyoomen laydee haves luvlee dinnah gest ever night! ever boddy happie!

 
 
 
 
 
Angel Kisses

Yes, I sawded that n az cyoot (?) az it seemz, I shur woodnt want 2 kleen up aftr that mess!

 
 
myfrisbee

…it has a flavr….but it not be cheezburgah.

B!

I bet it tayst liek goggie spit! PLEH!!! MAWM!!! I got da goggie koooteez!!!

 
 
trtskh

OH NOES! it can has elevayted levalz of led!!!11! :(

JH

Stupid hoymin bought from wallmrt!!!! Now i has rash on my tung! Can I has recall?