why I haz to hold target?
photo: Peter Norby
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awwwwh
Cuz U iz so kyoot!
Sorreh, kitteh, I don see teh ‘zemblunce. I don fink datz a pikchur uf yor brudder.
i can has bulletproof vest?
yes, this preshus baby needs one. this is uh-oh and wrong
cuz dats the target to mai heart kitter and u has it
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dont u no, teh cute 1 always holds teh target!
heh heh, this be ‘lissa affer eleben hour shift.
Akshully, she prollee feel lyk 10 seconds afper sumwon shute teh target!
I aktuly HAVE fatasizd poppin peeps awf aftur a reelee bad dai.
Den I comes home and dis site an teh Cute Overload meak it awl betturr.
And Vodka.
I’ll drink to that!
Noz dravya!!
*Razes a toast*
Dis remynd meh of teh Family Guy kwote:
“A chicken in every pot, and a cap in every ass.”
Oh limber an gintile Bast,
bless the martini
the olives and the vurmoot.
fur with out them,
miny wood shoorely hab parishd buy now
protek me frum the paine ov da world
wit the promis of distraction
bless da kittiehs, the cheezes and the lolfrendz,
for with out them mai spirit wood waist awai
sheild meh frum the cynical offhandedness
dat fwrettins to devide us awl
with this armour I shal go forf an smile at complete strangers,
un afrayd of jugemint.
thus fortifyed i will move with out fear thru a wurld ov mai own making
to live and laff anoder day.
I can has poster, plz?
Vodka Martini!? Plehhh!!!1!!
I can haz Single Malt? ktkx.
Jack N Coke
Whiskey Sour
Cactus Margarita
Purple Rain
Tekillya Sunrise
Catlooa N Cream
Mudslide
Ginny Tonic
Butterscoth Schnapps
Harp
Sumwhut in dat order….
Mostly drink water an joos, tho….
i can has warm mlk?
Pleaz. Dont start me on cocktails!
I can haz had most of dhoz in 1 evenin, 1ce!
ahh. a nize sippn scotch. yummers
I iz wit u! I can haz teh Glenlivet? glurglurglurg-
Dat wuz absoluteeeleee beeutiful!!!
fanks nyce ladi! Ah lurves dis syte cauz ebrione iz so nyce an ah getz 2 wryet poetry.
Watchin yall tawlk givez mi nnzperationz!
WOW
fank yuz, Princess Mu
/many talenteds heer, my finks.
I offers multi-level wendybruglars for dat pome.
run away, kitteh …. run away as fast as u can
Revenge kitteh is studyen ware to aim clawz for murdrin teh hooman hoo make him swim, ware hamoween costume, n nvr gives him n e cheezburgerz.
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
(can’t remember who said it)
Awsum!! Like dat finkin.
Teh toughts Iz be finkin
I couldz be anuvver linkin
- – cept I doan fink it’s nice to finish dat cuz dere’s a target…
Arthur Schopenhauer, a 19th century German philosopher.
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) hey! are you LOOKIN at ME???? hmmmmm lol
Fanks, Watcher. I been lookin to see if n e buddy knew who saided dat.
Arthur Schopenhauer (I didnt know it – juzt luked it up!)
well gj Janet!
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Kitteh… Runz away!!!
Rallffee haz bran noo BB
Gun… Shootz U iee owt
Kitteh no maykz gud
bakkstawp. Dat iz whut t3h Kowch
duz splendidlee well
Letz Dawg hoaldz sillee
targettz. Dey nawt eeben smrt
ennuff 2 askz Wie?
Jack.
put teh target nex 2 teh lamp, kitteh – Ralfie’s Momma will tanku!
um, dunchu meen nex 2 teh mayjer awurd?
oh, jes
mah bad-Teh Mjr Award!
Or da Bumpas’s goggies – fadur wil be happy.
Lubs it Jack! Manfred & Prinsess Ayla b takin der apter dindin naps nao, sew ai’ll gib dem chin rubz frum u later!
Kitteh might get smrt.
Hold target afore fish tank.
Rainins dinners, whee!
R u kidden? U kuld put yor I oot!
“OMG I SHOTZ KITTEH’Z AY OWT!”
Jack Deth is rite, quik, Kitteh, gib teh target to teh Bumpus Houndz…!
Kitteh, use cardbored as skritchy fing. Skrich teh syd wid teh sillee hyoomin on itz!
(Manfred lubs skritching cardbored! I lub kleening up teh widdle peeses he leebes awl ober teh floor!)
rilly? u lubs dat? rly rly?
nah, c’mon mommeh – yu wants Manny 2 skritch summat he’ll eat up latr! lyk chzbgr buns…or cookies…or donuts…mmmm donuts…
Ai finks cSmall missted teh winkee ie fase dats ats teh end ob mai commint. Ai maykin a funnee abowt lubin teh widdle peeses lefted frum teh scritchee.
NEway, Manfred no can has cookies or donuts. Himz b diabetic! Himz get insulin shotz twys eberee day!
I hab always thot teh peeple who learns to give kittehs teh insulin shotz and do it fathfully ebry day are teh SOOPERHEROES. So dere. This means U!
1 poyntee bit vs 5 poyntee endz – MEGASOUPRHEROEZ!
Fank u. Not so hard, rellee. Jus scruff teh nek, insert pointy bit n pats on hed! Manfred awlways luk in Aylas fud bowl fur lefober nomnomz. So intent on finding nomnomz, he neber notises stik!
my Calvin lyked gettin teh shots. Maded him feel better. I can has insulin? he’d ask. RIP, my little buddy.
Whutever werkz! U still soooooooouuper hero! How lukky is Manfred to have Mom liek u!
Emerson – mah mainely coon – nevur evun notised his insulin shots. I guv ‘em in the kitten-pick-up skin at the back of his neck while he wuz eeting. He wuz a gud boy…waitin at the Bridj now.
Rly sry Man’smom!
I seen teh winkee, an tot i winkeed bak. not so wel, i gess
Iz diabetic 2 – 40yrs on teh insulins! iz not so grate, akshully. im glad Manfred has yu 2 keep himz helfy.
long lyf 2 Manfred an himz cayrful mommeh!(fishies, not donuts!)
Yez, mah kittehs LUV der cardbored skratcin, chewin, sle3pin on. Mai oldes’ kitteh – kedakai Neho (graceful kat in Japanese…) luvs 2 shred papr baggz. Sometimez she not waitt till Mom finush takin groseries out!
yez, Mom sweeep up shreddded cardbored. Gud kindlin4 wudstov which kittehs LUV sleepin by in deh wint3r time!!
Dese storiz maked meh crai. but inn a gud wai.
so iz okai, aktuallty!
Tenshun, claz, dis flasch kahrd uv hoomin. Hoomin gud fore kanz of toona n treetz but wil trai n trik u into boks fore vizzit to vetrinaryun. Wen dat apenz, a furm skerach wil ofr a chanz to scaip.
Nao, playz ur hoomin targit in frunt uf U. SKERACHIN DRILS!! SWIPE! 2 3 SWIPE! 2 3…
An remmbrrr claz, wen yu hears teh waddur running, DO NOT WAITS fur hyoomin 2 appeer! iz DO NOT WANT, claz, an how du we respnd 2 DO NOT WANT?
(altogeddernao)
we FLEE:
1-Floof!
2-Loosen awl 5 pointy ends!
3-Engage skerach!
4-Escape!
plz 2 not be foolded by chzbrgrs wen water iz running!
lets praktiss…
Worze y3t, whan kitteh com bak, haz less dan bef4 visit (no hairbls)… NOT WANT, but gud Bcause less unwanted kittehs…
PURRFECK CAPTION RE-DO – FTW!!!!!!
Doant woree kitteh.
Ur floof is natcherallee bullitt pwoof.
Bounse rite awf.
Ka-WHING!!!!
U are SO gud wid teh sownd effeks. I can awlmost heer it!
Lookit, everbody, I got popped me on the nose with an ink pellet already…SOMEBODY ELSE”S TURN, OK?
Hurtz see http://timesunion.com/AspStories/story.asp?storyID=625435&category=&BCCode=&newsdate=9/27/2007
Nuf sed
argh!!!! stoopy danjeruss huumies!!! i hop day find de punk dat did dis!!!
picture would be nice without the target.
& wood jst be kewet piktchur, nawt LOLpic!
Sad, butt TROOOOO!
My hoo-man so bad aim, dis be safist!
… Yeh, I’m no good at lolcat yet >_>
rmember teh furst ruul of LoLspeek: Der r no ruuls!! U does fyne!
Ekscept fur “teh,” I think. Butt cannot bee a ruul withawt an ekscepshun.
teh furst rool ov lolspeak- u doant talk bout lolspeak!
wayte, dat sumfing else.
uhgain ai sippin lemonaids
uhgain ai snerk
uhgain ai hav lemonai fraish nazal pasaj
wayte…AAAAOOOOOWWWW!!!!!111!
Excellent photo — wish I could take photos like that!
But: NOT AT ALL FUNNY! I love black humor, and have a very irreverent sense of humor, but right now that just gives me chills.
It’s not just you. There are a few of them that have made my stomach turn – not because I think the maker actually had any cruel intent, but because i’ve seen enough genuinely horrible cat-related things on the Great Wide Intarweb that I admit i’m a little gun-shy (pun so not intended) and it just makes me so sad.
I thought the same thing, I love the picture I just think the caption is sick.
Lil Swiss Kitteh sez, I can haz apul?
Apul on hed not so much beterz, achtulee….
long as kitteh not b murried 2 willyem s burrows is ok
iz bad hoomin cuz i uffentet bai dis pikchur?
i has no senz uf hoomor – i seed 2 manee kittehs bin shooted bai horrible hoomans.
sowwy. i need say dis.
I taut dat 2 at 1st, but look clos. Dis kitteh holding card wiff somthin els alltogether on da udder side. Target just old pees of crdboard for nu use. Dat what I tink anywaz. Maybe just tryin not to feel bad 2 bout dis picchur.
CuzVick not around to hold target.
Dis kiteh akshukly prtectin targe cuz NOBODY cud pointz nffin hurtful at dat face.
Okey nao u can throa tha cheezburger!
This looks shoop’d. I can tell from some of the lazor and from shoopin’ quite a few woops in my time.
Anti Gun Messij:
Ebree tym u buyz a gun, a kitteh criez. Fink of teh LOLKITTEHS.
But if I wuzzint werkin at da gun store, ma bowlin bawl kitteh woodent hav a gud home….. She wooda dide liek her famblee, dey gots da sik, but she pingponged off a car’s tires an I taked her home. Luv ma Bug!
Jus du not lik or want. Nawt funnee!
BebbehKitteh haz teh poynti end praktiz targit, lurnin how teh putz teh poynti endz on the stoopy huminz.
Fil Spekterz kitteh is…. nervus….
Kitteh SWAYRS dat cheezburgerz fit insyd da marshmello gun! If nawt, shoot de marshmellos allreddee!!!
JemmyTellcat (William’s son)… UR doin it wrong
Such sad widdle kitteh, waytin for cyupid.
eny Kitteh with a fayce liek this will nawt hav to wayte fur long! Cupidz be lienin up awtside herz doar!
oh noes!
Is dis my Mommy?
lol NEDM.
KAI – PPL – We trai mine redding. I look at pitcher an u tell mi wha it s. Wha? Dunno??? Not srprized, relly – ppl done have mainds!!! Juz kittehs – they’d no rite off iz cheezburger!
KAI – PPL – We trai mine redding AGAIN. I look at pitcher on MY SIDE an u BRINGl mi wha it s. Wha? Dunno??? Not srprized, relly – ppl done have mainds!!! Juz kittehs – they’d no rite off iz cheezburger!
I haf to say it, wuz teh one whoo mayd capshun TRYIN to bring owt teh trollz? Cuz it werkeded. To teh trollz, gedoverit alreddy, iz a picshur, an ’shopped at dat. Iz prolly ment two bee sik an twisteded, dats y iz funni.
Dat expreshun on kitteh iz prise-less.
Anyway, you have nine lives. After that, you still have eight. Good luck.
NO FLAMTHROWRS
Aww…*tries to save kitty*