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KHAAAN!

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these never get old. for me, anyway.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Quitchicken

FUNNY OR NUNNY- it duzn’t count, lozr

 
B!

Steven Furst? Dats bebehlawn fiv, sillee!

B!

Also Scavenjur Hunt, I lurve dat moovee!!! Wackee fun, an filmed in ma hometown. Memmmreeezz…. LOL!

Had Steven, an Ahnold, an Richerd, an Eben Vincent an Roddee!!!! Mennee funne funnee actrrz, an gud actrzzz. Iz a sille, fun, funnee moovee, wif a plawt!

B!

AAAAAAND!!!! He wuz voyse uv Fan Boy on da Freekazoid!!!!!! YAY!!!

 
 
 
gascat

Yu is in new-jean? I grows up there! was college kitty when animal house films- got to watch horsie go in BIIG house, much fun, much intresten. Hubby wach fud fight scene filmz, made biiig mess of EMU- eben biiger mess dan my kitties can make! we both haz frienz in movee ( not dat you can really sees them….)
Sigh….. memmmrez……..

momcat

 
 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

*sigh* OK, Matthew and David. Teho won’t do it so I will. Here comes the gentle but stern lecture. First (*snert*), please do not think that because you have received a very low burger count, that poeple here do not like you, or are mean and unkind. Not at all. It is just that it IS NAWT DUN to say “first” or “second” when you - are. It is considered rather, well, lame. The trick is that whoever is in these positions is obligated to come up with something witty and brilliant and completely on topic, even though every coherent thought in your brain has just departed and you are in a terrible time press because you know that any second, some one else is going to come along and claim the honor. Many of us have faced this - some were covered in glory and some had to slink away with a bag on their heads. But burgers are ALWAYS given for an honest effort.

So - now you know!

gayla34

very very well said Janet :D) I can has gentle smack upside da head?

 
hhhhssssss

Well that outa keep a lot of promising talent at bay. Who makes up these dumb rules anyway! Sounds like a hairless monkey rule to me. Somebody has to be first and everyone should get at least one chance to be firsrfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirst!!!!! Peeps got too much time on ur paws. Maybe somebody could take some of that time and right the rules down so we can know what they are. Then if we break them, we deserve what we get.

 
 
 
snoglobcatz

wat teh heks iz u gyz takin bout?

 
 
 
 
miss foots

I I, gots teh booogie feber.

and I gets ta be teh firs wun to pop teh pimple paks

 
 
cSmall

no, no - iz kin ketch it
tro anodder!

Kim

(Stoopy hyoomins - iz so eezy to get xtra fud frum dem.)

 
 
chewly

okay, i’m gonna try dis… dunno if it’ll werk… i wish der wuz post preevyoo! iz too long since i did ne coding.

khaaan!

cSmall

ooooh. it werked!

HAHAHAHAHA!

luvs dat moovee…

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

thankz fur teh unexpekted extr treet! Glad u cud remembur.

 
 
princess mu

n soviet russia codeing duz u!

Super extra winz on da kurk faec ov angrrrrr!

paws4thot

Not zo diffring heer. I iz sawftwayr profeshunul*, an I noze deheze tingz.

* Yes, I really am a software engineer.

 
 
chewly

jus 2 clarify, i dint maek teh website, i found it about 15 yeers ago, and it maeks me laff n i wanted to share… and dis lolcat wuz teh purrfect place to share it!

i wuz worried taht i wood mess up teh coding fer teh link.

 
 
 
amica fidelis

I luvz me sum vintage lolShatner!

CrazyOldLady

Lolshatner!! Over-emoting cat is over-emoting!! It’s nice to see that some things never change!

 
LuvBJones

Its Shat’s world - We jus livz in it!

B!

Iz Shat’s toopay, we iz trapt innit.

 
 
 
 
SarahD

KHAN U BLUDSUCKR… UR GOWEING TO HAS TO DEW UR OAN DURTEE WURK NAO!

DOES U HEER MEH? DOES U??

U KEEP MISSENG TEH TARGIT!

UR GOWENG TO HAS TO COMES DAON HEER…

UR GOWENG TO HAS TO COMES DAON HEER!!!!!

LuvBJones

frum heck’s hart, Iz B stebbins et U…

 
 
Eleanor

Brotz 2 U bye de Canadia Schulz ob Teeatrecal Danze.

 
 
 
leaf

Yeti Kitty does the Bubble Rap

 
LuvBJones

I’d like to see a whole page devoted to lolShatner!

I don’t know how to make this link work - It’s Shat’s world, we just live in it!

http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek

LuvBJones

Oops, I R foozed! Tanks, Chz/Tfu!

 
 
 
munky

I iz Sergeant Elias, dis movie is Catoon…

 
n3philim

I can’t wear in ear headphones because of the icky bugs they use to torture and kill the nameless ensign with…..

CrazyOldLady

It’s always teh nameless wuns dat die furst!!!

ronniecat

Uh-oh… I iz wearen red shirt. DO NOT WANT!
I can has blue shirt? Pleaze????

paws4thot

Or yello shirt ib U purrfurrz.

I can haz red shirt tho, coz I are enjineer.

 
Duffy

Im not dum
Im not exspendibul
Im not going.

 
 
 
 
 
 
paws4thot

I kan, butt mai Ceti Eel diededed frawm hungur!

 
 
snaillady2

leest not redshirt kitteh. Do not want!

 
Melissa

Dey sey wevenge is teh deesh best servink kold.

Eet is soo koold in spaayce.

I kin kwote dis moovie all teh dai.

It r in mah tawp 10.

Princess Mu

maisef awlsew! Ah r awlsew veri fawnd uv da une wiff da wails!. I can has colorfull medifourz?

B!

Jesh, N yoo kin haz whailz, too! Dey B heer!

 
 
Maerlyn99

Ur fake chest is sewpurrier too!

CrazyOldLady

Can ennywun beeleeve dis…I thot Kahn’s fake chest wuz reel!!!

Princess Mu

me two. dat rikardoh maltiblan iz beootiful @ ne age, fake chest er nawt!

 
 
 
 
 
Little Bird

Kitteh throwin tan-trum ‘cuz Bed Bath n’ Beeyond not includeded all teh parts fur his nu kitteh condo-skrachin poast. Dey nebber includeded ebberyting dey’r spozed too.
Kitteh IZ a lil over doin it tho.

B!

I shooda gawn to Ikayas, dey hav a walk uv spar parts!!!!!

(essep da eerz, doze is speshull order!)

 
B!

Looks liek in ma howse:
Go to store, try find bestest deel. Dint I hab a coopon? Cooda swore dis pryce wuz less… OK, less try da udder stor. Hmm, not stawkt. Less go to Ikea (yay!)

Get home an bild tings, move stuff to put noo shelf up, NOOOOOOOO I finded da 20% off cooopon!!!!

Rats.

B!

Altho I kin GARANTEE dat Ikaya stuff will wiffstan a 6.7 erfkwayk, and still be sturdy neerly 14 yeers laytur!!! (Dadman yoozed a power scroodryver wiff da wrensh tips, it full uv win an awesum!)