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furst?
FUNNY OR NUNNY- it duzn’t count, lozr
Steven Furst? Dats bebehlawn fiv, sillee!
Animal House!
Also Scavenjur Hunt, I lurve dat moovee!!! Wackee fun, an filmed in ma hometown. Memmmreeezz…. LOL!
Had Steven, an Ahnold, an Richerd, an Eben Vincent an Roddee!!!! Mennee funne funnee actrrz, an gud actrzzz. Iz a sille, fun, funnee moovee, wif a plawt!
AAAAAAND!!!! He wuz voyse uv Fan Boy on da Freekazoid!!!!!! YAY!!!
i lubs dat movee!
Babylon 5!
Yu is in new-jean? I grows up there! was college kitty when animal house films- got to watch horsie go in BIIG house, much fun, much intresten. Hubby wach fud fight scene filmz, made biiig mess of EMU- eben biiger mess dan my kitties can make! we both haz frienz in movee ( not dat you can really sees them….)
Sigh….. memmmrez……..
momcat
*sigh* OK, Matthew and David. Teho won’t do it so I will. Here comes the gentle but stern lecture. First (*snert*), please do not think that because you have received a very low burger count, that poeple here do not like you, or are mean and unkind. Not at all. It is just that it IS NAWT DUN to say “first” or “second” when you – are. It is considered rather, well, lame. The trick is that whoever is in these positions is obligated to come up with something witty and brilliant and completely on topic, even though every coherent thought in your brain has just departed and you are in a terrible time press because you know that any second, some one else is going to come along and claim the honor. Many of us have faced this – some were covered in glory and some had to slink away with a bag on their heads. But burgers are ALWAYS given for an honest effort.
So – now you know!
very very well said Janet
) I can has gentle smack upside da head?
Well that outa keep a lot of promising talent at bay. Who makes up these dumb rules anyway! Sounds like a hairless monkey rule to me. Somebody has to be first and everyone should get at least one chance to be firsrfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirstfirst!!!!! Peeps got too much time on ur paws. Maybe somebody could take some of that time and right the rules down so we can know what they are. Then if we break them, we deserve what we get.
I think you’ve been outvoted.
wat teh heks iz u gyz takin bout?
der is no such ding as furst…..iz called nawt secund.
M
Second?
Chaka Khaaaaan!!!
I I, gots teh booogie feber.
and I gets ta be teh firs wun to pop teh pimple paks
no kitteh, dats ma booboorap!!!
booboorap FTW!
no, no – iz kin ketch it
tro anodder!
(Stoopy hyoomins – iz so eezy to get xtra fud frum dem.)
okay, i’m gonna try dis… dunno if it’ll werk… i wish der wuz post preevyoo! iz too long since i did ne coding.
khaaan!
ooooh. it werked!
HAHAHAHAHA!
luvs dat moovee…
thankz fur teh unexpekted extr treet! Glad u cud remembur.
n soviet russia codeing duz u!
Super extra winz on da kurk faec ov angrrrrr!
Not zo diffring heer. I iz sawftwayr profeshunul*, an I noze deheze tingz.
* Yes, I really am a software engineer.
jus 2 clarify, i dint maek teh website, i found it about 15 yeers ago, and it maeks me laff n i wanted to share… and dis lolcat wuz teh purrfect place to share it!
i wuz worried taht i wood mess up teh coding fer teh link.
LOL!
I luvz me sum vintage lolShatner!
Lolshatner!! Over-emoting cat is over-emoting!! It’s nice to see that some things never change!
Its Shat’s world – We jus livz in it!
Iz Shat’s toopay, we iz trapt innit.
*struggle* *struggle*
ees le Chat’s werld…
KHAN U BLUDSUCKR… UR GOWEING TO HAS TO DEW UR OAN DURTEE WURK NAO!
DOES U HEER MEH? DOES U??
U KEEP MISSENG TEH TARGIT!
UR GOWENG TO HAS TO COMES DAON HEER…
UR GOWENG TO HAS TO COMES DAON HEER!!!!!
frum heck’s hart, Iz B stebbins et U…
Let dem eet statik!
Brotz 2 U bye de Canadia Schulz ob Teeatrecal Danze.
Yeti Kitty does the Bubble Rap
I’d like to see a whole page devoted to lolShatner!
I don’t know how to make this link work – It’s Shat’s world, we just live in it!
http://granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek
Oops, I R foozed! Tanks, Chz/Tfu!
WIN!!1!
I iz Sergeant Elias, dis movie is Catoon…
I can’t wear in ear headphones because of the icky bugs they use to torture and kill the nameless ensign with…..
It’s always teh nameless wuns dat die furst!!!
Uh-oh… I iz wearen red shirt. DO NOT WANT!
I can has blue shirt? Pleaze????
Or yello shirt ib U purrfurrz.
I can haz red shirt tho, coz I are enjineer.
Im not dum
Im not exspendibul
Im not going.
That fantaztik!
Chek dis owt.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9722/
Do not want!!
Chek dis owt.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/generic/9722/
Do not want!!
I kan, butt mai Ceti Eel diededed frawm hungur!
leest not redshirt kitteh. Do not want!
Dey sey wevenge is teh deesh best servink kold.
Eet is soo koold in spaayce.
I kin kwote dis moovie all teh dai.
It r in mah tawp 10.
maisef awlsew! Ah r awlsew veri fawnd uv da une wiff da wails!. I can has colorfull medifourz?
Jesh, N yoo kin haz whailz, too! Dey B heer!
Ur inntellekt is sewpeerior!
Ur fake chest is sewpurrier too!
Can ennywun beeleeve dis…I thot Kahn’s fake chest wuz reel!!!
me two. dat rikardoh maltiblan iz beootiful @ ne age, fake chest er nawt!
Kitteh throwin tan-trum ‘cuz Bed Bath n’ Beeyond not includeded all teh parts fur his nu kitteh condo-skrachin poast. Dey nebber includeded ebberyting dey’r spozed too.
Kitteh IZ a lil over doin it tho.
I shooda gawn to Ikayas, dey hav a walk uv spar parts!!!!!
(essep da eerz, doze is speshull order!)
Looks liek in ma howse:
Go to store, try find bestest deel. Dint I hab a coopon? Cooda swore dis pryce wuz less… OK, less try da udder stor. Hmm, not stawkt. Less go to Ikea (yay!)
Get home an bild tings, move stuff to put noo shelf up, NOOOOOOOO I finded da 20% off cooopon!!!!
Rats.
Altho I kin GARANTEE dat Ikaya stuff will wiffstan a 6.7 erfkwayk, and still be sturdy neerly 14 yeers laytur!!! (Dadman yoozed a power scroodryver wiff da wrensh tips, it full uv win an awesum!)
i khan haz twennie purrcentz oft?
t-rex kitteh wil devour u
Dis Are SPARTAAAH!
Mah toupee. Khan has it.
nots tu menshun ma corset
No teh patunted Shatner 5000 Slenderellaizer!!!! KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
I can has fake chest like kahn?
I saw Ricardo Montalban on Johnny Carson promoting the movie and he showed his chest. IT WAS REAL!!!!!!
i can haz stehroydz?
I can has yearz an yearz an yearz ob dancin and schtuff, to getz ze peks?
u shur? I thinkz iz made of reech curintheeun leatherz.
I can has Corinthian leather like Khan?
How 2 doo Tarzan yodel in LOL?
Hmm… howbout
YOOOODELODELODELEEE!
OK now U try, smartguize!
AAAAHHHH-EEEE-aaaah YAHHHAA-eee-AAAAH-AAH
daz mi best tri!
Not bad!
LOLOLOLEEOLEEOLEEOLEELOLLLLLLLLLLLL!
nk. everyone soundz like teh skittlz rabitt.lolz!
ORLYOLEEOLEEOOO?
I tink U channelin
Couzin Minnie Pearl!
Little old lady who?
I can has Carol Burnett???
I will chaes himz round teh Munes uv Nibia and round Antarees Mailstrum and round Perdushuns Flaemzorz b4 I givz him ups!
Sause foar teh goose!
Noabudy iz teh purrfect, Saavik.
This is the first one that deserves a 6 burger.
I just wanna know what dem hoomins behind da kamra sed to dis poor lil kittur to make him yell like dis.
Dem hoomins sed to kitteh, no more gooshyfoods, only dry diet kibblez, by orders ob Khan.
well that would make MY kitteh all khan-ish
I would never take away his gooshyfuds because I would have to sleep with one eye open for the rest of my life, especially if my kitteh no bot da “by ordurs ob Khan” excuse. He’s not dumb
Kin I maeks dis werk?
blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2007/05/shatner_conan_r.html
Ah! Goes 2 dis site fur teh much awsum Shat techno remix – getcher glo2stiks out!! (ps – tanks fur helpin wit mai udder post – * no unnerstans teh pooters)
o
ma
gourd.
heer, i maeds dis clikabul: http://www.tinyurl.com/yuzrj3 …bcuz u needs to see dis.
oh yez. we noes.
Now THAT’s the key!!!!!!
RELEESE TEH KEY!!!
(now he sownds like teh skittles rabbit . . .
*snort* shatner is a trip!!!
[ahem] …das teh “ki” y’awl.
MUCH AWESUM TEHO!!! *1K bows*
“…FRUM HELLS HART I STAB AT THEE!” – Khan Kitteh
I can has rebenj?
damnit! I could has v-8 !
aawwww CRAPOLA! Mai Ebay order is all F#$%&#% up…. er borked!
Overdramatic
Sadness Cat shows sadness with
much overdrama.
drama cat protests bath tyme
WAAAAAAY DOWN INSAYD….
WOMUN!!! YOUUUSE NEEDIN
duh-duhhhhnnn
LUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRVVVVVEEEEE!!!!
kitteh gon giv u evry incha mah lurve!
Led Zepplin WTF!!! winz in mai buk!
Cheezburger goes HERE, u stoopies!
I’MA CHARGIN MAH LAZER -
…oops….swallows mah lazer….
Ghengis Khan kitteh throwin phit. Himz sooo mad dat he faomin at da earz. Don’t mess wid Emperor!
Noez. Teh “Khan Noonian Singh” frawum “Star Trek” (Klassik episod “Space Seed”, and fillum “Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan”), nawt teh Mongol empurrer.
Ai kant membur wai he yellzed it, just dat he yellz it.
Invisible Beer Bong!
Botany Bay? BOTANY BAY?!?!?!111
DO NOT WANT!
I iz in ur helmut
Slytherin towurd ur ear…
Why does this have anything less than 5 cheezburgers?
I be wunderin taht maiself. This be az cloase to purrfeck az can bee.
I went to the refridgerator, opened the refridgerator door, AND MY MOTHER HAD THROWN THE SNOWBALL AWAY!!!!
so I went back outside and I spit on him.
Wowser!
Vintage Bill Cosby! (I have those albums!)
“Youuuuuu gunky!”
Dat expresshun part of mah reprehtwa…
mah reprehtwa uff Bill Cosby…let meh show you it.
Funny, ah not lissen to his records for maneh, maneh years, butt seems lak ah remembuh his storehs word for word and culd reecite dem…
luv dat man.
Coz FTW!!
STELLLLLLLAAAAA!!!!!!
Streetcar ref WIN!
BEYOOOOOOTTTTCCCCHHHHHH!!!! WUT U DUN WIT MAH CHEEEEZZZBURRRRGGAAAA!!????
LESS DO DA TIEM WARP NAAAAAAWWWW!!!!!!1!!!!
Iz jus a jumpz ta teh lefts
an a step to the wights
wid ya handz on ya hipz
ya bringz ya nees in tightz
but it be being da palviv thrustz dat reely be drivez ya insane
Letz be doing teh time warpz againz…
I think it needs more “AAA”. “KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!” might have enough.
exactly how i feel now
2 am doing chem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH………….
*next pic*
CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!
Kitteh schnot eberyware.
Mah gawd!!! U fulez! U bleu it awl up!!!!
Khan iz been eatin upz all o’ Captin Purrks cheezeburgers…. Captain Purrks iz be wantun revenge….
”AAAAAAAAADRIAN”
Ceiling cat popped all mai bubble wrap.
I just watched the movie last night, so it’s EXTRA funny to me! I waited and waited for that part, and my husband said “WHY is that so funny to you?”
Because it’s FUNNY! That’s why!
Even funnier with kittehs!
she gave me water!!!
Best lolcat ever.
ATTAK OF TEH BUBUL RAP MONSSER!!!
NOOOOOO!!!! ITS STEELIN MAH BRAAAAAAAAYNE!!!!!!
(Bubul rap monsser: *sssschlorrrrrp*)
LOL!!! This line will never die. Trekkies 4 ever!
Ceti Alpha 5, u iz onit.
i tawt dis waz frum katamari damacy. :[
Shrek zaez “I iz a ooogre”. (I iz green, yez?)
cool! somebody knows how to spell “khaaan” correctly! (instead of “khannnn”, which would sound much different.)