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Mommmeee! I not so veree fat! Just a teeny cheeseburger, den?
Dis teh pleh! Wut rong wit dem stoopy rabbits?
maybe I can use this carrot to lure stoopy rabbits… NOM NOM NOM
Oh, winnur!!! I lub it!
OK: off thread: I just checked here again and they’ve really been at it
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I cheated on you in outerspace !!!! so sry !!! kthxbai !!!
Lolsekret # 421: “I gnaw on your food and put it back on your plate when you’re not looking.”
But onlee cuz it’s mor pleh dan minez!!
oh no! Just what I did not need- another site to check on every day and prevent me from working. *wink*
rabbits has a good taste.
Ifs I eet teh stoopy rabbitz fud, den tehy will be week and cansnot get awae!
MUAHAHAHAHA
Aww kitteh, awl you need iz sum rantch dressink for dunkink and den karut WULD tayst grate, ackshully.
Iz daht a “hawt sauc”, cos ebreeting pleh tayztz bettah wit hawt sauc?
LOL, so twoo! Moslee we yooz on da boreeng fuds, want a kik. I fown sum datyl sawce at Da Steenkeeng Roze, NOM! Poots da salsa on da aygs, on da hashie brownz, poots da datyl in da Rost Beest Hash, I ebben poot it on Mac n cheez!
Ma life – it haz FLAVUR!!
You eat enuff ov dat sauce, n’youz GONNA “poot” it. On da way owt it be not so grate, akshully.
Purrfurr maus sauz
Notz to mention…veggiez r wayyy bad fr d kittehs! Givz em de kiddney/gall stonez! Teh kittehs are wee lions…meeteetrs. Axe ur vet.
Oh, yeh?Tanks….also i red, no grapes! (nebber had no kitteh ax for grapes, but still..)
Grapez is so baddd as veggibles…knot 4 teh kittehs. Enjoyz em tehself! In a glass iz nice.
frozun bee teh yummeh!
An ebben tho most goggiez CAN eet dem, duzent meen U shood givem…
Dey gets da poots liek a man! Whoof! (Et lees Gus had da grayce ta look embarass when he stinkbutt, fyoo mens do dat!)
No,no,no….no grapes, no raisins!!!! Google it if yu doan beeleeve me…it kan kill dem
But gud fur knokin roun teh room!
(an wer U will step on dem in teh night!)
has you had kitty ask for wine, tho?
Mah kitteh asks meh for mai V8…
Ackshully, he duzzent ask. I jus turn arownd and teheres a kittehfaece in mah V8.
PLEH
Nebbah seed kitteh ask 4 graypz eidah, but mai frend haz had kitteh daht did ask 4 rayzins. Reeli; daht sirpryzd me 2, but I seed kitteh ask 4 and dehn nomnom rayzins wit mah oan Iz.
mah frenz kitteh noms grapes. I shud teld her no grapes for teh kitteh. She gotta bite em in haff, tho, b4 kitteh wants to nom them.
i so lucky. mah kittehs only wants mah cheez or mah burgers or mah cheezburgers.
wun of mai kittehs likes the lettuce … steals a lettuce when i mayk a sallad … eats some and then carryz around the leave untilz it iz all dried up and turns small … leave getz vary vary small when it sits out for a day or so
Myn too! He runz awf wif it and eets it undur teh tabel. If he seez meh haveng a salad, he will whyn and whyn till he getz teh lettus!
SarahD, u shur u dont has a wabbit diskaised in a kitteh costoom? Dem wabbits can be sneakeh dat way….
nebber herd of kitteh lahking V8 an lettuce….shud bee verehhhhh suspishus…..
Ai no dat sownd weerd, but definetlee a kitteh. A biiiiiig black boi kitteh.
Ackshully, all mah kittehs has lyked teh V8. I dunno why.
My black boi kitteh will nibbul lettuce sumtymes. Also been known to nibbul raw broccoli if I leev it draynin’ in da sink, and caruts too. Himz sistur lykez nibletz corm. So I bawt sum weet grass an’ planted it in a pot in frunt ov dining rum window, an’ him an’ himz sistur eetz dat for a snak.
Funneh, he will eat veggeez, but nawt be innersted in kitteh treatz.
Hee hee my kitteh eats teh lettus too. Try to fend him off wif mah elbo wile makin teh sallad.
Mah parents had a cat dat wuld eated teh corm an tomaytos tehy browt in frum teh gardin an set on teh bak porch.
Mah kitteh Curlee useta nom teh lettus, but onlee wen he hasd the salad dressing. Uvverwuise, did not want.
iz not letus! Iz cheezburger on installmunt plan.
Mai Kitteh Twerp alwayz luvd deh broccoli – alwayz askked 4 it when Iz eattin it. I wud gib her leetle flowerets & she grabb mai hand (ouch!!!) iffen Iz didn’t gib it 2 her fast enouf!
Iz didnt gib her LOTZ ob broccoli & she livd 2 B 17, so cuddnt b 2 bad.
re’Member wild kittehz get veggiez/grass frm tummies of deh mousies deh katch & eat.
Of courze we no talkk about kittehs who run outdoorz, eatz deh graszes, come bak in deh hous & den THROW UP on deh rugz….
Iz funnie tho, if yoo lookie at teh pakaj of kibblez, mos of de ingreedimunts iz vegeetayshun. Ricez an kornz an junk dat is not guud for kittahs. I reedz dat if yoo want to give kittah a mush looooonger lifes, den yoo shud feedz dem meat. So, dat is why dey lurves teh cheezburgies
Ya, fresh meet so gud fur kittehs! Goggiez ok wif lil uv dis, lil uv dat, but kittehs onlee want meets an sumtiemz greens. Moslee meets. Dat why proteenz in cat fud is so hi. Higher dat proteen number, bedder da fud (an moar espensive…) Try stay away frum corn an soy an dat, cheep sereal fillerz can bees allerjik fur kittehs, make dem skratchskratchskratch demselvs, or hav da perpechewal yucky bocks….
Mennee peeps say da raw iz best…. I dunno. I prollee wood cook da chickie, give sum raw beefies…. Whenebber I cook a chickie, I wood put da livrz an uver guts in anuder ot an cook em fur ma kittehs.. Dey neber beg minez, I dun eet filter orgins, is most ekono… ecomonom…. cheep!
Yeh, when owr kittehs get old, tehy get lots of chickie to nom nom and maek shur tehy keep tehyr weight up and stay helthee. When we go to teh stoer, we buy wun rotisseree chickie for us and wun rotiseree chickee for teh kittehs, and den shred it awl up. Den we add a littul to tehre dry fud.
We is veree popewlur wif teh nayborhood kittehs.
My kittehs do fine on Iams dry kibble. Nawt be much innersted in meat, nawt even reelly lyke gooshyfood (!) but ownleh da kibblez. Dey bof a lil ober three yearz owld, an’ very healthy. Iams gotz bof meat an’ veggie fudz in it.
Yah, Iams an Nootra is da win fur kitteh fud!
wee lions? nao u haz dun it … hazel and fanny are roaring at me and i wantz to go to sleepz … we are big lions they roar … want meat … roar roar roar … can no sleep with all the wee roaring
Kittehz R karnyvorz, dahtz dah wurd U wantz.
Mah dikshunaree sez tru karnyvorz (liek kittehz) muzt haz teh meet, but not daht dehy not can haz some vejez 2.
Dey eet carnies? KEWL!
Kitteh eatz karut to halp lazer vishunz
Nyehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Whut’s up Doc?
It be cheezburger seazon?
Me like mai cheezburger well-seazoned.
any seezon is cheezburger seezon. it r a purrfect fud.
bugz kitteh! lolz. Be careful of teh elmer fudd, he be uzin teh carrots as bate to lure u way frum cheezburger.
Butt!!! Karrots iz fun to toss.
Ah laks mah karrots on mah finga….speshully teh emuruld wuns….verruh purteeee….*sigh*
R dhoz nawt the karatz?
Oh, dang, did I misspell soemting on heer?
*snicker*
hehe.. if sum karrotz iz gud, sum mor iz bettah!
be carefull … the oranj wuns are poyzen …
Has nyse “krunch” butz kynd
uv bland. Wayrz t3h keppich an
nommee, nom Cheez?
I no can haz t3h
messee? Wutz gud iz Kitteh
fude wiffout messee?
No yummee greese andz
nommee meet? No bun? No mess?
No Cheez?… No nuffing!!1!!
Go fillz Nom Nom Bag!
Kitteh no wants dis krunchee,
no taste, beeg stikk fing
Jack.
“no nuffing”…aww! so cute and sad….I noes how u bees feelin, dietin kitteh….I duz, I duz.
Is twennee-free kerits shoart.
Be vewwy vewwy qwiet. I’s hunting wabbits.
Dis be teh bate, uf coarse.
Kitteh den waet wif baeted bref.
nice frenchie manykure, kitteh … quite deh stylish … u no need tim gunn
Is it a carrot? It’s an odd shape for a carrot.
Kitteh mawmee shaved da karot fur himz noms! Or he stolded it frum her after she shaved it fur her own dindin!
Tahtz wot I thot 2.
It beez a vebby well-shaved karot. I sure owner shaved halv orfe. Ownly left insaid bit. Insaid bit mewst nootrishius, praps?
Insyd bit is teh sweetist. Luks lyk the carits mai momma wuld peal an cut in kwarters foar us to monch on foar snax.
Us pretends ta eat it, wen mummee not lookin we smack er toeses wid it.
nomnomnom karut r delishus n nootrishus! kitteh r vegetaryun
Mus be blynd kitteh, den… Kittehs MUS haff de taurine! Taurine onlee in da meets, no meets, no taurine. No taurine, no kitteh aiysite. Berree sad kittehs, der aiyes all dilatid, but no can see…..
D@mn straight! Iv a humon sez dehr kitteh iz a vedjie, eidhah kitteh iz blind & sik, or dehy iz foolin dehmselv, an kitteh iz a guid hunter.
If kitteh eats karot, he be blindz no moar. Karots gud fur ais.
That looks just like MY kitteh! Never gave him a karut, might have to try that…
tabby minx iso tom.
u r affluent not flatulent, purrsome not tiresome, frisky not crudite.
Dat iz angree kitteh. lookit teh earz, teh earz sayin, “Where mah cheezburger?”
i haz carrut so i can see cheezburger in dark
LUBS DA CHEEZBURGERS BUT..
I’d raddeer hab a cawat
dan a zeebwah or a pawat
cuz a cawat iz me vewy havrit lunch!
Ok, ok, no is cheezburger. At lest can has chicken wings and the raunch dressing?
please, noes on raunchy dressing … i iz a gud girl, i iz
I iz a RaBT fr HALOwWen
I iz PRakTising
KaRRut = No LYK. Yuk.
iz teh pleh!
onlee gud for rabbbits and hyoomings.
mebbe meesies…
An nobuddy sed
“Wats up, Doc?”
(ebrybuddy noes rabbits taste lik chicken!)
Dis kitteh contemplatin leevin teh rolly-kerut jus where teh peeps will step on it while takin the plate of hams or rostbeeste to teh tabul.
Should make for good flingination.
flingination??!! much win in dis wurd. u maked it up?
Yeh – jus now. Is whut happens wehn sumbuddy carryin sumthin on a plate or bowl or sunthin, an slipz.
*WHOOAH!*
Flingination.
Do not want? Sometimz, kitteh, we has to wotch r wate.
i watch mai wate … i watch it grow and grow
Momma I knows u wantid a wabbet, but I no wabbet k thx.
Teh hampster tol me dis wud taste better dan him, but I dunnoes bout dat.
Win!!!!!
I ugree…..dat is qwite teh win…:D
Tought dis was stick cheezburger. Plech!
I laik sample forinn kwizeens!
I eats kerrit naow and barfes on yer shoo lat3r. befour i doos dat, i use breth to makke de hampster my nommy slave.
kthxbai
Dat is TOO funneh! Bet if dis wuz posted urlier, it wud hab maneh, maneh votez..
Our cat used to ask for carrots sometimes – but their teeth aren’t right for grinding, so he had to nips bits off with his nipping teeth, and then when he had a pile of minced carrot bits on the floor he would lick them up and swallow them. I think they like the sugar in carrots – he also used to jump on the table to get at the sugary milk left behind in cereal bowls.
Sorry for the correct spellings but I’m too old to manage proper kittehspeek.
Aw, ur nebber too old on heer…..butt, weez allus glad too reed cyute kitteh storehs, dis wun inclooded! Tanks, Haldane
Oh~ ! I bet he’d like those special Thanksgiving carrots my aunt makes….sliced soft cooked carrots with some very sweet sauce…
Said i wunted 18 Karats, but dis not wat i meanz!! (now i has to eated my wurdz)
i wantz cheezbuger too
cute cat:)
Ees not so bad, but go bettr with cheezbuger.
I ar gettin mah vytabins