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dis littel piggie went to market…dis littel piggie cried “wee, wee, wee!” alla wayz home!
poor piggie kitteh!
Dis little piggy got sharpund.
Dis little piggy gots clawz.
Dis little piggy an itz tu frenz gonna mayk u bleed if u don tayk dis fing off me, foolish human.
Caution, human scum:
Fursuit does not cover up
my five pointy ends.
Award winnun entreh!!!
Hai! I is disquized as a pig oink oink snort, donna be thrown me in da air cuz I no fly. And dis how long it will be 4 u get me back in dis dum coztume! (when pigs fly)
Why do we screem at eechotha?
This be wat it sounds liek
Wen pigs fly
prince ref ftw!!1!
or perhaps she cried “bleen, bleen, bleen…”
What a beeeyoootiful kitters!
Culd U pleez define tis nu wurd Snorgler (your name) for mai cheezburger dikshunaries? Dis be sumbodee who Snorgelz teh kittehs? It mus be a noun but itz culd be teh adjebtive to? What is correct spelling Snorgelz or Snorglez; Snorgler or teh Snorgeler? Tis nu lagwage be confoosin et tiems. I be biligual ketteh soon!
snorgle is snugglin… stickin ur face on kitteh and rubbin… smoochin on kitteh. I think it’s any type of snugglin dat envolves teh face.
Yep…it’s also wat I du tu mah granbebbehs evur time I seez dem….I luz tu snorgle dere lil neckz an tummiez!!! Makes dem giggle!
Speelin ov Snorgle or Snorgel is opshunul. Iv U iz Britisher U usez Snorgle, but iv U iz Merrykan, U usez Snorgel, I tink.
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Oh, Teho! *snikr*
Teho…WHAT DAT IZ? [...] ????? Litl mousey tel me it proly not be….nize. U posed to be nize to teh newbiehhhhhsssss!
Ai is in hawg heaven.
Not so much, aktually.
Poor kitteh forced to wear stupid human costume. Look better on stupid human
Of all the costumes you kin pick, dis the bes u can do?! At least humiliate me with some style, ok?!
lets teleport into my closet and talk about fashion, K?
Only through the magic of Hollywood!
Mebbe if I dizgyze mahself as a piggeh, I kan findz da sorse of da “ham” burgur dat iz uzeded to mayk da cheezburgurz.
So wut is hamburger cawled iff mayde wif chopped ham?
Ham(squared)burger?
Heer in Britayn, iv brgr iz mayd wit choppd ham, wii callz it a baykonbrgr.
Hambrgrz R zo kalld coz dehy waz 1st mayd in Hamburg, Jermani.
inz merryka baykunbrgr is hambrgr wif baykun on tops…usu wit teh cheez…
i can has heart attack?
LOL, when owr kittehs wood nomnomnom, we calld dem piggehs in katsoots.
Dis de same, butt differnt.
Same for birdehs at teh feeder. We call dem piggehs wif wings.
P.S. Kittehs <3 bird feeders. We gots teh kine u stick onna uvver side of teh windo.
We gotz dem 2. Wez calz dem Putty Dat Television
ay haz pet ratzes. Dey lifs in beeg caje in leevin rum. Da kittehs, da Puck and da Sid and da Corsica, dey watch da rattavizhun all daze long. Putty Dat TV be lik da rattavishun?
Dat be a gud ideaz. U sellz teh Putty Dat TB and teh Rattyvsionzs to teh hoomins for teh kitteh’s enertament…U be RISH! I be wun happee ketteh!
Hyoomin, I maks you pays fer dis trechuree.
Liddil Kitteh iz
nawt fasshun mawdil. Haz
nyse kloatz awllreddee
Kitteh Dress-Upz? Do
Nawt Want! Kitteh’z owtfit iz
fyne t3h way itz iz!
Kitteh fasshun iz
awllwayz kutteeng edje. Nebber
chaynjez ober tyme
Lastz 4ebber. Soff
andz silkee. Eezee 2 kleenz.
Wut iz nawt 2 lyke?
Jack.
Why would anyone dress a cat up as a pig???
I iz cormfused.
Beekuz Hammo-ween is comming! Dat’s why, sillee!1!
Mai hammo-ween kostum. Let me show u it. Reluctuntly.
da win commentz, meester dai.
Kitteh is Hammo-wiener
Purrhaps Miss Piggy is mad at Kermit? Very, very mad?
I don’t think I can eat BBQ anymore.
You can still has teh beef BBQ. I noes…not teh same.
oooh… barbacoa is can be teh YUM
Dis sez it all:
http://suicidefood.blogspot.com:80/
albino pig kitteh is mas adorables
I’m the other really white meat.
Awwww, i sorree, kitteh, but da piggeh jammies iz so kyoooooooooooot!!!
iz der out der NEpics of a kitteh happi 2b waring stuf on top of hims nyse kloatz?(tanku JD)
kittehs always seems so mads in kostyooms…
i can has links?
Woodent taht be “I can has lynx?”
Wif piggies, u can has links. Lots of links.
Try http://www.stuffonmycat.com Good stuff and some catz look veery happi!
u ebber tries to dress de kittehs? is like angry bebeh wif five pointy ends an attitude problem.
u mays gets dem in kostyooms, but dey be dekoratin yer shoos.
poor pig- kitteh. why dey treet u dis wai?
My aunt make dis 4 me 4 Krismas. Mudder make me warz it. All I want 4 Krismas is a Red Rider BB Gun. Dontz shut nobody’s i out. Promise!
Dis be mah thinkings, 2…. Oh, Noes! Ralfies auntie gots the kittheh, too!
asept, maybee my aunt’s, n teh meany sana claws.
Christmas Story FTW!
Dis kitteh not kosher! Oy.
Aye! Koshur kitteh not bein amuzed.
I wonder if kitteh be doin whut mai kitteh duz when uz toss der blanket over dem. Dey be freezin’ liek you be playin teh tag, lol. Very funneh.
Sry kitteh, iz lookin, iz smailin, iz gigglin, iz laffin, iz poytin. Iz caint helps it. Iz meen that wai.
Admittin it iz teh firs step! Yu iz helpless when it cumz tu lookin at teh kittehz!
Greek mythology:
Circe changed men into pigs.
Works on cats as well?
u haf ta CHAYNG men ntu pigz? i fowt day caim dat wai.
Owch! Wud taht B funnee if it wuz “Awl women r [choose an animal]“?
Mens, wut duz u tihnk?
sumtyms all hyoomins seemz lyk animules…
we can has whirled peas?
Is some menz thinkins all woominz b…. er, kittehs? Wit de Britmish ax-scent?
Merrykan axe-scents R guid 2, an Auzzy and Kiwi 1z, and UropeIan 1z. Awl guid reeli, az long az woominz haz nice voyc an purrsonaltee.
No, but it don’t take no witch nedder…couple a beers usually duz it! (Snarf!)
Try dis agin.
No, menz don’t come dat way, but it don’t take no Greek myth neither. Uzually two-three beers does da trick! (Snarf! Soryz gyz. It just 2 eze 2 pass up.)
Fur beer, reed >fruit-based alcoholic beverage< an U kan sez simylur abowt woominz.
(Soz laydeez; replie 2 guid 2 mizz 2. An =ee tru)
mmmmm….i can has warm mlk?
I can has teh litle piggy kitteh? Pwomises to lub n lub himz fureber.
kitn w/ a fursuit fursuit fursuit
kitn w/a fursuit on!
*dance dance boogie boogie*
winz!
much funniez!
First thing I thought of:
Kittehs
(To the tune of “Piggies” by The Beatles)
Has u seen teh littl kittehs
Crawln n teh durt?
N 4 all teh littl kittehs
Life iz getin wurs
Can has teh durt 2 play aroun n
Has u seen teh bigr kittehs
N ther starchd wite shurts?
U wil find teh bigr kittehs
Stirin up teh dirt
Can has teh cleen shurts 2 play aroun n
N their boxes wit all their littr
Dey dont care wat goez on aroun
N their lives dey alwayz purrgle
Dey can has dam gud snorgle?
Evrywere dere’s lots o’ kittehs
Livin kitteh lives
U can see dem owt for din-din
Wit dere kitteh wivez
Dey no needz forkz or knivez to nom dere cheezburgerz
Kittehs in starched wite shurts — musst B tuxies. Can has wite glubs too!
lulz dat is so funy!
Beetills wud lik, i thinkz.
dat wuz EGZELENT, Patrick!!!! i lurvz da beetlz almos mush az i lurve da kittehz!
You makin bacon outta me?
Glad iz vejtarian!!!
Iz cormfuzed – Wy u dress kitteh like ur foodz? u eetz kitteh netst? NO!!!!!!!!
HAR HAR HAR!!! (woops, my bad, sorry!!) …. HAR HAR HAR!!!
ovurdwessed kiiteh purrfuurrs da natrul luk
Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
duz wuteber a Spider Pig duz.
Can him swing
frum a web?
No he can’t,
he’z a pig.
D’OH! …Heya you’re back…mmm Homer Simpson ref
Dis kitteh no luk happi. If you luk closrer, yuo can sea teh frowny fur-rows in his fourhead. Dis kitteh will prolly plot his revenge, I wud bee careful fur a few daze.
Dun wurry. U still feerse, mighty preddatur!
Iz not eben Hal-o-ine yet! Iz u gonna taek all mah candee?
ohz
that thot filled me full of sad stuffs 
K I dress up foar youse, can haz cheezburger nao?
Wherz bee t3h restes ob t3h loonee tunzs
Pleez u no eet me foar mai baykun. Aye iz speshul peeg lyke Wilbur. Sum peeg! Wear dat sillee spydr wen Aye needer?
If I did dat 2 mai kitteh, I wood b daid nxt dai.
i has a flavur, and it not hamz! pls to be no eetings kthxbai
Gourmey kitteh sais: dis how u find teh trufflez, no?
Iz shamed of bein kitteh… plz to make me sometin else
Whut do yu get when yu cross a kitteh an a piggeh?
…yu dun wanna kno…
Ennybuddy reemembur toi frum teh 1980s kald PurrTenders? I has sum. They is kittehs dressed az udder animals. You take teh hedpiece on and off to make into bunny, doggy, duck, etc. They luk just like dis kitteh’s outfit. Teh storee for teh tois wuz they were disguyzing demselfs for sum reezon… forget wai. Hiding frum bad guyz maybee? Ennybuddy no bout them?
Heer is link: http://www.crowncombo.com/articles/2007/006_purrtenders/purrtenders.html
I has sum like teh middul wun, but teh pullover mask iz not in piktur.
A ba de a ba de dat’s awl fowlks!
sriusly!!
OK laydee, dis surrowgait kid stuff stopz here – u needz tehrapy. Srsly.
Poor kitteh! How can it bee we ish sunk so very, very low?
definatly one of de best i haff seen!
[...] me grade 7 n dis wen ur mommy dressd u up for teh babee pix! [...]
awww da bay looks so cute!
(dune reference so dont reed more if you hasnt red dune)
fremminkitteh sez:
stilsoot. ur doin it rong.
shhhhh Iz under cuber copper not to telz bad guy plz