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  1. Teho says:

    FLOOF-DIVIN’ TIME!!!

  2. JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

    Luvz to rub ur belleiz
    Belliez whut I luvz to rub.

    PUUUUUUuuuuuurrrrrr.

  3. ranislave says:

    any tiemz kitteh – I rubz ur bellie, DEN U BITZ ME!

  4. Kathleen says:

    aAaaaaahhhh! Just as I see dis new kitteh, it bee tam to go to wurk!!!

    Noooooooooooo….

  5. JH says:

    Rub the belly? Yeah right. IT’S A TRAP PEOPLE!!!!!! RUUUUUNNN!!!!

  6. miss foots says:

    An after ya rub mah belleh yoo can skweeze mah peenk footpads

    I keeps moving mah legs but I not gettin ennywere

  7. conscious cat says:

    Derz nuthin liek uh gud bellee rub in teh morenin

  8. leaf says:

    REPRIEVE…..! a kitteh unsaddled by work, time schedules…for a little while at least… wunnerful….

  9. Lucy says:

    Dis kitteh ben partaayin wit “not alcoholic kitteh. Hab fluffy belley now. hab hugey hed inna mornin.

  10. paulajeanne says:

    ….den youse garanteed gude luk!

  11. laytonwoman3rd says:

    invisible medicine ball

  12. Becca says:

    ….4 LUK.

    • Teho says:

      booda kitteh
      needs to put on a few pownds

      • lovcharliecat says:

        Lookit me–passed awt fom the starvashuns

        • ronniecat says:

          OH POOR KITTEH!

          Dis is similar to wat my big gurl duz btwn mealtimez (we iz tryin to help her lose wate)… only she cries & cries with so much teh pitiable sobs, i says she is sayin, ‘O mom i iz STARVEN TO DETH! I KNOW I IZ!” I sez to her, ‘honey u cood live off your body fat for a monf at LEAST!”

          • lovcharliecat says:

            I noes!! Dey twy to mak u tink der starvin and den wen I eatz somfin…. da lookz!…..well ya woodin bileef

            • Kim says:

              Mine lubs to trik us. I feedz dem b4 I goes sumware, den my husband gits home and dey akt lyke dey STARVEN and he feedz dem agin. Liddel monsturs!

            • Back when I shareded a partment mah roommate would getz up earlier than me. Mah kitteh wud gives her his pitiful “i’m starvin’! Mah mama no feeds me enuf.” routine and she would give him some fuds then leave for werk. Then he would jump up on mah bed and meow in mah face to say “Mama! Wakes UP! I is teh hongry! Feeds me afoar I pass out, kthx.”

              His ebil plan would have worked, too, if only he diddent meow in mah face with his bref stinkin’ of kitteh fuds!

            • HylasBrook says:

              Mai male kitteh “Rigel” is sooo plump & roundd about deh middel, people keeep askin mei “when ur kitteh hav her kitties??”

              I laff & say – “HE’s NOT expectin’ He’s just fat…” I liv wid 6 kittehs – he cleens hiz plate & ebbryone else’s.

          • KittehLurve says:

            Ronniecat, taek total foodz, deevieds nto littel mouffulls n feed kitteh littel kibbles evry 2-3 owrs so kitteh not feelz starven n kitteh wll lieks u moar.

            • ronniecat says:

              Thanx 4 teh sujestyn – she iz getten speshul hi-fibah fud from teh vet to help. her dad and i both work so i feed her in teh mornen, then her dad walkz home from werk at lunch to feed her (awwwwwwwwww), den i feedz her after work, den her dad feedz her “snacky” at teh bedtime… She lost 1pound at last annual visit frum year be4, vet wants 1 pound a year until she’s at a better wate. (She is a little over 11 now.) So not ebry 2-3 ours, but sevrl small meels a day. She just complanes cuz she knows she makez me feel gilty!!!1!!

            • she’s at 11 and the vet wants her to lose more? Well, your vet would be quite disappointed in my 16 pounder. Diet food and all, he’s “big boned” *wink*

            • Mah Louie done looz wait, 2!
              He down to 24 1/4 pounds frum 25!

              (An yes, he be seein vet… an she sez OK. BTW, dis iz wut starred uff legul perfessnal rant!)

            • Tess says:

              Be watchful of de big kitteh..my 20 poundr got diabetes and almost died from itz…they get Type II just like humans who are heavy. : ) Vetty-bean can check for this regularly for you when you go in.

            • chaospixie says:

              Mah Memphis is 17 pounds, but he a biiiiiig kitteh, an not jus in dah belli. I worriz doh, cuz I no wants him to getz diabeetus liek his momma. De vet sayz he ok rite nao.

          • ronniecat says:

            tanks for ur sujestion, Kitty… she is getten speshul hi-fiber fud from teh vet. her dad and i both werk all day so i feed her in teh mornen, then her dad walkz home from werk at lunchtime to feed her (awwwwwww), then I feed her after werk, then her dad gives “snackie” at teh bedtime. So sevrl small meels a day. She is 11 poundz, she lost a pound at teh lazt annual chekup and teh vet was vrry pleazed, says “plz to lose 1 pound a year until she is in better shape”.

            But OH HOW SHE CAN CRY, especially if enebodi walkz in teh direction of teh food dish! it is a simphony of teh barbaric howlz and pitiful cries!

            • B! says:

              LOL, eether teez by onlee giv WUN kibble wen walk by and rest uv food at skedyoolld tiemz, r distract wif shinee toy?

              Ma bowlin bawl wood onlee eet wun kibble et a tiem, but had uvver problems dat prevented wayt loss. sigh…

              I free fed my kittehs, even when I had 3 dey were gud wivvit… Sumtiemz supplemint wif gushifud… Willem wuz 14 pounds, but SKINNEEE!!! He liek 4 feet lawng from nozetip to tayltip, and furree!!! I takt him to vet, an pord him owta da crayt, vet tappin foot, sayin “jus how lawng IZ dis guy?!!” LOL!

          • ronniecat says:

            Oops, sorry, “Kitteh” not “Kitty!”

          • Little Bird says:

            mai mommas kittehs jus wok in kitsch-en an sit, starin at thayr fud bowl. An den thay lookses up at us wit dat sad pittyful look, an lookses bak at fud bowl. Dis sumtimz go on fur a whyal.
            One ob dem speshuly not liyk belleh rub. Udder one duz wut we call hur “callander gurl”poze

          • paws4thot says:

            When ma reel frends kittehz doez dhiz, we sez 2 dehm daht dehyz faydin awai 2 a mowntayne.

  13. Nick says:

    I can has mornin secks?

  14. Average Jane says:

    oof. kitteh tummeh iz not gud. Chikin soop, plz. Kthx

  15. Jack Deth says:

    Tucksee Kitteh wantz
    Belleh Rubz. Willz goez 2 grayt
    lengffz 2 ackwyrz dem

    Hewminz no can has
    resisstz t3h fluffee tummee.
    Kitteh knoez dis well

    Kitteh heeerz t3h “Awwwww!”z
    uv Prittee Wun. Prellyuud 2
    sensuual deelyte! :-)

    Jack.

    • lovcharliecat says:

      an skywokits in fwight!!! (k? well mebe nawt so much dis teh funniez…or too obvi…oobe…nebermind kant tink ob anyting morz)

  16. Eleanor says:

    Enveesable harlee?

    En mah hus, dis be called “Pr0n. I has it.”

  17. iamhoff says:

    Snorgle snorgle snorgle!!!! Kitteh tummeh = happy place!

  18. ManfredMom says:

    Dis mah “possum” impweshun. U lyk??

  19. starling says:

    Arrrrrgghhhhh.

    I dedz.

  20. ozzy mandius says:

    I’z ded of mai own kyoot!

  21. mystique says:

    Mah perdeh pinkeh padzes, let me show joo all fore of dem…

  22. mystique says:

    seee..tolded joo dey tayke joo harballz if joo permaneent rezzdent…

  23. Seward says:

    The wild tummycat, or Felis domesticus ohgodmyhandus. Over many generations, it has honed a hunting mechanism unique to the animal kingdom. Rather than stalking its prey in the manner commonly attributed to its domesticated cousins, it situates itself upon its back and waits. The favoured prey is the common human, Homo gullibus, an instinct-driven species particularly susceptible to this method of hunting. Indeed, many of these creatures may even instate a tragic and sometimes graphic response known as snorgling. Some debate exists within the scientific community as to whether F. d. ohgodmyhandus and the snorgle-favouring F. d. spicycranius warrant separate taxonomy, or whether they are a single subspecies adapting in differing ways to the reactions of their prey.

  24. dapanferkitteh says:

    Snorgle Trap! My Puck Kitteh doez all teims.

    mah b/f? he callz it dah “RAIIID” poze, like da com..cu…ads ware da bugz killd ded permannent.

    Eider way – snorgle snorgle then YOWWWW wen da pointy enz hit da hed.

  25. Teho says:

    LOL @ kwoet-B/F-kweschin-kwoet. u can has Mabey Babey? ;)

  26. doctorcat says:

    ha–we calls dis pose teh Tummee of Death. R tuxie James can has beeg white tummee. Wen the odder cats gits ruff wid him, he does dis and dey baks off cuz he has all five pointy enz free, an dey has to stand on sum of deres.

    • johnson442 says:

      So *that* explains why some cats think on-your-back is a good fighting position!
      Wuz thinking like Human fighting…on-your-back is bad, bad, bad position for fighting!

      • Duffy says:

        Oh, yeh – they get them big hind feets raking and its time to bak off!!
        Can yu say “disembowulmunt”??

        Hyoomuns not got such gud hine feets for that.

  27. Casey says:

    SLUTTY CAT
    IS SLUTTY

  28. bandersnatch says:

    kitteh is awl reddy to bees huffed! I do has orange maine coon kitteh wif luvlee floooofy white belleh what duz this and waits to be floof-dived. Much kitteh huffage! member, the orange wunz f*#k u up reeeel good!

  29. gremlin's-mom says:

    Practicing mechanic skills -
    Replacing broken exhaust manifold
    On invisible catmobile!

  30. HUMANSLAVE says:

    My kittehs do this….and juss as I position my self for some serious bellah nibblz, i getz da wabbit kiks in da face….

    Wy do da kittehs be teazin me ?

    All I wan to do is LURVE !

  31. HylasBrook says:

    Dis iz kitteh vershun ob Russian Rulette
    Mebbe hooman getz skratched, meybe kitteh jus purr, maybe DIS tim3 no skratch, but Next Time???

    Mi kitteh Daisy will grabb my hand wid gentle teeth and s0ft klaws & lett Mom twirl her round n round on bak – Daisy much like.

    But den s0metimez klaws not so soft!!!

    But alzo fun to putt heavie glove on an let Kitteh GO To TOWN!! Fun to watch – no hurt (unles glov fall off, den many ouch!!!!!)

  32. rose says:

    …and dis yogeh posishun i caldz “bellie snorgle salutayshun”. i kan holdz it foar hourz.

  33. LuvBJones says:

    … *ahem* U MAY RUB MY BELLY! … Hello? Dis ting awn??

    (Wen mai beegle want rubz, she lais down loudlie. If you doan run 2 her, she kranes her hed aroun 2 maik SHUR U seez her)

  34. savage says:

    me sayz not 4 teh kitten pr0n, omg

  35. Neil says:

    Flatulent Cat is Flatulent.

  36. Nice_Melons says:

    WANT

  37. LadyKat says:

    An dey lieks to akt all digniffyed! Mai Maxie Cat no can has dignittee enny moar, He gets into a lap or onto da bedd and iff you pets him, purty soon he’z all flopped on his back, lookin much like *dis* kitteh. Den wen u stopz de petts to go do anyfing elses, he looks all hurt-feelers at u.
    Iz slut-kitty wif NO dignittee!
    But SO floofy-pettable! an soft liek rabbitt fur!

  38. cloudy says:

    I has a tummeez!

    Iz a rulez: If you has a big white floofy belleh you must show it offs! Waybackmachinezcloudycat was a BIG girl with a BIG white tummeh which she dzplayzed at any and all opportunatees, but itz wuz daffynyteleez not to be toucheded unlesses you had no furzer uses for dat handz.

  39. good old whatshername says:

    Ohhhh no you don’t. Fool me once, shame on you, fool me thirty-four times, shame on ME!

  40. Antoinette says:

    Mai Blue kitteh duz dis. No pointy endz, tho. I fink he lieks teh snorgles much as I do. Him is full of much luffs and floof. Was street kitteh — nao he’s mai howse kitteh. I fink he is grateful for warm bed, snorgles and (mostly) Fansee Feest ebry mornin.

  41. Duffy says:

    If yu cud see his eies they wud look like litul X’s

  42. kitkat says:

    I can acts in low budgit cowsboy movie? Kitteh was just shot, grabbd chest, did summersalt off of da seloon. Lands on cushy bed.

  43. D.R. says:

    Emerjensee tummy pat iz rekwired

    Evree kitteh mus hav reckamendid dalee alowins ov tummy pats

    Lack ov de rubs is knowne to coz wifdrawels

    Such az we see heer

  44. kitteh_snorgles says:

    invisible gynecologist

  45. teenie says:

    mai ebryfing, let me sho u it.

  46. Jenny says:

    Mai blood runz cold
    mai memry haz jus been sold
    angel in a cntrfold,
    mai angel in a cntrfold.

  47. Kevin says:

    Kitteh landed buttered side down.

  48. MalMal says:

    To me it looks more like…..

    Invisible Missionary

  49. I love this web site! I have a cat that beats up on dogs, she is the Boss here!

  50. Ez says:

    Kitteh ish free flowin and wild, but also lurvin it!

  51. I’m waiting for a human!!!

  52. Kevin T. says:

    Try to rub either of my cat’s bellies, and they’ll bite and scratch.

  53. Sal says:

    U want 2 burry mah nose in his belleh and he will keep meh the warms

  54. Misterii says:

    Invisible beer barrel

  55. Dani kaput says:

    Just do it… NOW!!!


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