i stil nots cayr.
[fingers in ears]
la la la la doot doot do be doooo…

GACK! Couldz it be a FIRST time for Teho??? HAHAHAA

Bold, gayla34, very bold!! I wuz gonna do it and cudn’ kwite summon up the nerv. I wud get a slow, sad hedshake!

(And I LOVE teh “GACK!” Wuz same sound as in my hed.

I only do it 4Janet because I know u has my back :D) And Teho can take a lil ribbing :D)

oh… n I waz gonna say……Leaf started it…… LOL

U r rite, Gayla34 - I do indeedy hav ur bak! We’z best budz!

tanks :D) I concur– and u mays jus call me gayla lol

And u mays call mee Janet.

{B wishes code gawn, can smell hubbee’z feromoans… WANT!}

sumtiems luv dont feele liek it shuld

yup…sumtymz it feelz liek teh bizinus end uv stayt pinz!

I dun unnerstan eever. I been kitteh mawmee fur 35 yeers. Gogeez bellehs I kin rub, scritch, maek em kick, whutever…

But kittehs? I cannot be tuchin dem. Frenz an all come ober, can rub an skritch an shnorgle. I try tuch bellee, I get eever pointee enz or bubye butt…. Dunno why. Ma kitteh’s were all gud well behayv sweet, but, Mawmee no tuch da bellee. Sumtiemz gitta shnorgle WIllem… sigh…

Mine lubs to trik us. I feedz dem b4 I goes sumware, den my husband gits home and dey akt lyke dey STARVEN and he feedz dem agin. Liddel monsturs!

Back when I shareded a partment mah roommate would getz up earlier than me. Mah kitteh wud gives her his pitiful “i’m starvin’! Mah mama no feeds me enuf.” routine and she would give him some fuds then leave for werk. Then he would jump up on mah bed and meow in mah face to say “Mama! Wakes UP! I is teh hongry! Feeds me afoar I pass out, kthx.”

His ebil plan would have worked, too, if only he diddent meow in mah face with his bref stinkin’ of kitteh fuds!

Mai male kitteh “Rigel” is sooo plump & roundd about deh middel, people keeep askin mei “when ur kitteh hav her kitties??”

I laff & say - “HE’s NOT expectin’ He’s just fat…” I liv wid 6 kittehs - he cleens hiz plate & ebbryone else’s.

Thanx 4 teh sujestyn - she iz getten speshul hi-fibah fud from teh vet to help. her dad and i both work so i feed her in teh mornen, then her dad walkz home from werk at lunch to feed her (awwwwwwwwww), den i feedz her after work, den her dad feedz her “snacky” at teh bedtime… She lost 1pound at last annual visit frum year be4, vet wants 1 pound a year until she’s at a better wate. (She is a little over 11 now.) So not ebry 2-3 ours, but sevrl small meels a day. She just complanes cuz she knows she makez me feel gilty!!!1!!

she’s at 11 and the vet wants her to lose more? Well, your vet would be quite disappointed in my 16 pounder. Diet food and all, he’s “big boned” *wink*

Mah Louie done looz wait, 2!
He down to 24 1/4 pounds frum 25!

(An yes, he be seein vet… an she sez OK. BTW, dis iz wut starred uff legul perfessnal rant!)

Be watchful of de big kitteh..my 20 poundr got diabetes and almost died from itz…they get Type II just like humans who are heavy. : ) Vetty-bean can check for this regularly for you when you go in.

Mah Memphis is 17 pounds, but he a biiiiiig kitteh, an not jus in dah belli. I worriz doh, cuz I no wants him to getz diabeetus liek his momma. De vet sayz he ok rite nao.