The boss wunts 2 c u
photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: Jesse
« Previous u may rub my belly | BATTLESUIT ENGAGE! Next »
» 127 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
news from 
Contact Us
-
Who be Talkin'
nightshayde on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… 5 eagles on CHEERLEADING PRACTICE 5 eagles on CHEERLEADING PRACTICE lunarmommy on CHEERLEADING PRACTICE lolcatburglar on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… rhsb on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… rhsb on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… lolcatburglar on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… parrothead on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… parrothead on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… rhsb on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… parrothead on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… 5 eagles on CHEERLEADING PRACTICE two_kittehs on Mommmm, I think it’s tim… erik teh lolcat on Video: Kitteh Still Loves…
i can has photoshoops?
exzactlee my reaxshun –fotoshop fur shur
Mai furzt reakshin: awww MAN, why dey gawtta fotozhoppy? But it still gud foar kwik laff.
*riak(u)shon* they say
But so kyoot! an anyhao, it cood happin, mebbe…
I propose fun new game. S called forum bingo. Play like normal bingo or car bingo, but wid teh posters. All teh usual suspects will gitz a sqware. Teh “photoshopped” post, teh “FIRST” post, teh post from sumwun who duzn’t no hao to reply, teh wai too long sentementul post, teh tautological post, teh “I’ve already seen this on blahblahblah.com” post, mebee a DO. NOT. WANT. or a FTW…
Teh centur sqware can say “pwned”.
So manee moar I kanz tink uv. NE sugjeschuns?
good idea. an you gets to play whoopie goldburger.
if anyteeng i iz pawl lind! I’m da center skwaaaaaaareee!
I no. i iz old.
Mus b teechur to be tautological?
no, yu haz tu be student tu be taut, sillie!
Tautalogical statements exhaust all possible sets within a union, either that or they don’t…
Teh care troll poast (tho tehy havnt bean araound mutch lakely)
Teh poast taht boyls daown to “yeah, I agree with the previous post”
Teh “dat’s not verree phunnie” annoyingly cranky post…
Yeah, I agree, dat’s not verree phunnie. {Snicker}
*PFFFFFTTTT*
teh awl in lolspk, n llgbl pst?
Teh “In Soviet Russia…” post.
Teh wai off topik rant ’bout life suckage post! can u caount it if it waz ur post, or nont?
Awww…but I likes de “In Soviet Russia” posts. We can has vote, “Da” or “Nyet” on dis?
( in soviet russia, bingo wins you )
I liekz dah Rushiun Rebersh 3! Jst daht it needz sum thot ur surreelizm, (QV Stend).
Dis is like “meeting bingo” joke I see at werk – U gets a square each tim3 someone says “It’s a win/win situation”, “Let’s prioritze”, etc. So LolCat forum bingo ma3ks sense.
LetsSee:
I dink dis waz photoshopped
My head xplod wid deh Kewt!
PWNED
Standing kitteh is standing
I saw dis yestteday on UTube
B I N G 0 ! ! !
Geez! Yuz spectin us to be SMART now? Wez tryin! Oh lord how wez tryin!
Brilyunt, S&MS…
I can has Wally Cox???
also:
the non-gratuituituous use of ugly sofa post
the shaved p*ssy post
the opposable thums post
the ’still in grandma’s chair, making grandma stand’ post
the ‘I made you “X” , but I eated it’ post
the bucket related post
the IKEA related post
the ‘tastee or nootritius’ post
the head splodes post
the ceiling or monorail cat post
the ‘welcome to my home’ / ‘let’s teleport to my closet and talk about fashion’ post
the relevent to my interests post
the catlike typing post
the hairbls post
… I spend way too much time here, don’t I? ;o)
I’d not say so, but then again my main issue with meeting you in real life is the 6_000 miles between us.
noe, Stend, no not at awl. You here rite amownt ov tyme.
wal, no moar so den teh rest of us who noes zackly wut u’z refurring to in ebbry wun of dose cases….wut fun wud teh nuthowse be wiffout teh nuts??
oh, but stend, this little fowl is VERY relevant to the kittehs’ interests!
and, yes to your question!
done frogetz teh “I’z first” post when theyz not. snort
BUT— partt uf deh fun ob dis site is the afore menshuned ‘tropes’ — seein dem again & again – addz 2 deh funz ob dah cite.
dey R li3k deh epithets in dah Illiad & Odyssey…
Pluss, how cann w3 be dat serioush wh3n w3 conv3rse iin Kitteh-speke?
In short, NE post dat uses a meme? Dat be hyooge bingo bored!
Do u ackshewully get enuf peepul shouting “FOTOSHOOP” on a regulur basis to warrent itz own bingo skware? I dont reed comments often enuf, apparentlee.
And does it count if the pikshur actually WUZ fotoshooped?
gud greef… i skipt dis powst bcuz i figgrd itd be fuls uv teh shoptrolz. dids not see al dis tils just naow.
will hafsta luk thru dis an do nothr updaet to teh BINGLOL paej.
teh fings ah misz…
yup
No, no, kittehs! No play wif ur fud!
Tuxedo kitn ar sayin to teh orinj kitn “MWA-HA-HAAAH!…d00d….ur gin teh frayze ‘PET FUD’ a hoal nuthr meening…heh.”
YAYZ!! I was the first voter!!
um……congratulatuionz!
this count as a bingo comment?
I’d say so.
O deer, ducky. I think ur gooz is cookt.
duck a l’orange?
l’orange? no no kittehs! da ornj wunz is POYZIN!!!!
If orange is poysin then da chiken AND da kitteh next to it are poysin!!
Furgot to put teh orinj poyson on teh bingo bored.
Is no duck, is chicken! look at beak.
mai local chinese takeout placez has orange chicken … that wud do … but oh noes … the orangz wuns are poyzin …
2 much MSG?
Iz DUCK!!!! Chickies have real short-short beaks, like tiny triangles.
oh heck … i guess i’ll just have a cheezburger for dinner
might be a gosling…..
Momma taught elementary school spec. ed., and every year they raised chicks… guess who got to have the chicks in her room during vacations? And a very upset basenji in the hallway, who considered those d**n birds to be a.) food and b.) in his room!
I preferred the year they raised chinchillas, and the year of the guinea pigs, but mostly, it was chicks. Lots of chicks.
I tink duckie haz him bill photosheareded off.
whut a fowl pun
Tonights we dine on duck a la orange
(the joke is on u kitter da orange wonz is poizon)
oranj kitteh ar poysin too, poysin kitteh am nacheralee imyoon to otehr orinj poyzins
MANNNNNNNN … why no one tells ME dis? ;D)
Liek Rappacini’s dotter? (I lubs dis litterate comyunity)
De boss noze yu been spendin tu much time on teh puter lukin at teh ICHC!! Yu in big trubble naow……shudda not been laffin so muches!!
O hai. Mah naym iz Tukzeedo. U muzt b Miztur Kwak. Tanjureen telz mi mehnee naiys fingz abowt u.
Are u still interested in teh… hostessing job?
jaja. is d bwack kitty fotoshop’d 2?
lol =)
I can has chikn sammich?
mebbe chopt chikkin libbers on quackers?
pate de fois gras sushi?
Scandal hit today in the ranks of the corporation when “Peaches” was sacked by HR for sechsual harassment. The unnamed defendent’s only comment on the pending lawsuit was, “Quack.”
Co-Worker one: “Who cood it b?”
Co-Worker two: “I cant imagen! Maybe teh frog in akounting?”
Tukzeedo kitteh sez (in Mr. Burns voice) “Egggsellent! You has brung me de chicken. We can has poultry in motion?”
Meh. Dat’s all I got
“Poultry in motion?” Dat’s moar than most peepls ever DREEM of havin!
HAHAHA! Poultry in motion….
Like chasin teh chikkin like ROCKY BALBOA!
GIT HIM GIT HIM!!!!!
Hmmm, iz ylo lyk chezbergr, iz lukin yumy lyk chezbergr but ai dohn thing chezbergr az phluph or beeck.
Aw so cuuute… don’t care if it’s shopped or not.
Tuxie: “Marmie, bwingz meh mai dindin!”
Marmie piks tender fowl for Tuxie dindin.
Tuxie: “MMMMMMMM dis luks NOM NOM NOM!!!”
Dukee puts de lotion in the basket.
Dukkie puts de lotshun in da bukket or it getz de hose agin!!
Tuxie: Bwaa Haa Haaa!! Yelo fing luks lyk EEEggggselent subjek fur mai new aspermint!!!
u kan see dere’s been fotoshopage becauz :
the desk’s shadow is not complete n dere’z a weird, inkorect sekond shadow for the desk’s leg
even tho the duckyducky’s shadow is verry klear on the kittykitty’s belly, the kittykitty’s paw doesn’t have a shadow on it
and the shadowz look orrible in generral
And we care about that… why?
iz awl berry troo, Klem. u r ful ob da obzerbantsee. but mos uv us heer doan luk so mush faor da purrfexshun as foar da kewtness faktor. troo, da fotochops r nawt az natchural…. but dey can haz da kewt, too. fank u faor ur commintz an ai hopez u r enjoing ICHC ! jus sayin.
uuu yea enjoin ICHC verrry mutch n i gota say dat de orange kitty with the duk iz ful of cutage!
Tuxie pwayin fur sole of Mr. Quack as Marmie teh eksequushuner reddies teh traytr fur hiz end!
Ya ain’t gonna be seeingz Paulie no moar.
Yeah, that’s kinda lame. I thought the whole idea was to take un-photoshopped pictures and add creative text. Oh wait I didn’t type any of this correctly…
YA, THAZ KINDA LAME. I THOT TEH WHOLE IDEA WUZ 2 TAEK UN-FOTOSHOPPD PICTUREZ AN ADD CREATIV TEXT.
but it’s a grate pichur, evan so
pikchur iz stil teh phunnee eben if it am fotoshopt,
…lytin up, franz-Hiss
teh troll! bingo!
A troll comment would be:
“This pic is teh sux”
I really lubs ICANHASCHEEZBURGER. No troll here.
akchully, i has a lil troll, too. I likes to see teh candid, unphotoshopped pics, more btr tan teh pics tat been set up or fuddled wif. But tat’s jus me. I preshiat tat evywun has own flavor — i meanz tastes.
photoshop slackers
.
kawnfound it Smithers!
ah sayed to git thet duk ovar heer ahmedietlee!!!
stop loligagging abowt befour ah giv u a thrasheeng!
Teh Igor kitteh sez, “walk dis way.”
Teh Cownt kitteh sez, “welcom — enter freely and of yr own will!”
Teh FloofeeBirdee sez, ” umm…I’m startin to feel a littul chiken.”
Duck!
what does ” c u ” mean?
uh, it means, “see you.”
W r yur forin exchanj host fambly, Welcum to America.
ROFLMAOWTFBBQ! dis commint maked me splort mai soda all obur da screem. iz ful ob win!
Yu may find our custums a littul stranje…such as havin guests for dinnur…
IT’S A COOKBOOK!!!1!!
sry but teh pikcher izn’t photoshopped. Ah werks intensely wif dat program and makes compilayshun pikshures (u mai haff seed sum on Worth1000).
Teh shadoze r doo 2 multipul lite sorzez and r difrunt on difrunt surfasez coz of suttle angels an shaydingz on teh surfasez. And y wud newon chainje shadoze unreelayded 2 teh content of teh piksure? Dey wuddint.
Alzo, luk at the dukkyz hed. Iz akshully beeing prezsd daown agenst its wil, and bofe kittehs are focused on it.
Iz real photo. I promiz.
I’m so glad to heer taht. Wud be a pitee if such an adoruble photo wer nawt reel. Thankz,
U iz fired fer ekschanjen traid seekrits wif de floofy birdles
Tha bozz wonts to noes y u no kill duk. Let me sho u how itz dun……
Afflac, we has it
WEAR R TEH MANGO SALZA?
Geico cavemen FTW!!!
Wee can has pidgin?
The boss wunts 2 EET u!
HALP!!!!!1!!
Phooey on boosy! He a quack! I can duck him NE time!
Off to the woodshed….
Cute pic!
Uhh… lil ducky… yu has fergotz tu put teh covrs on teh TPS reports agin… an… uhh… if yu cud come in on Caturday, that wud be graaaate…
oh lord for dis fud we iz vari gratefull, amenz
I iz gonna see mah real boss right naw! OMG TIS SCARES
Babybird say “Wabbit season!’
Babykitteh shout “Duck season!”
Erhm… is not as eriginel as teh rest of cheezburgrs… but is still cutes.
Bad bad cut-n-pazyt of classic “SQUEAK TAKES OVER THE WORLD”
Zerro cheezburgrs for cheezy phtoshop.
“Now den, Ms. Nomnom–I mean, Ms. Quackenbush, how fasts can u run–I mean type wif dose webby feets?”
don cry emo duck
boss jus wunt u for world-destryin plns.
[...] the boss wants to see u [...]
The last dukky dinner boss haz wuz theez high, 2.
or….
For GAWDZ sake…just put the quacker on the toast and be DONE already!
PhotoShops :[
Still cutee tho
:]
lolol.
My feets are cold.
:[
lols.
photoshoops ducky haz no need for your silly shadows
omg it iz liek fotoshopd. but damn i lolled hard.
i lieks da fotoshop flavours cos i cannot hav lolcats cos they maik me scratch my aiz owt, so i understands when you has to use diffrnt waiz 2 maik lolz.