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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
i can has photoshoops?
exzactlee my reaxshun –fotoshop fur shur
Mai furzt reakshin: awww MAN, why dey gawtta fotozhoppy? But it still gud foar kwik laff.
*riak(u)shon* they say
But so kyoot! an anyhao, it cood happin, mebbe…
I propose fun new game. S called forum bingo. Play like normal bingo or car bingo, but wid teh posters. All teh usual suspects will gitz a sqware. Teh “photoshopped” post, teh “FIRST” post, teh post from sumwun who duzn’t no hao to reply, teh wai too long sentementul post, teh tautological post, teh “I’ve already seen this on blahblahblah.com” post, mebee a DO. NOT. WANT. or a FTW…
Teh centur sqware can say “pwned”.
So manee moar I kanz tink uv. NE sugjeschuns?
good idea. an you gets to play whoopie goldburger.
if anyteeng i iz pawl lind! I’m da center skwaaaaaaareee!
I no. i iz old.
Mus b teechur to be tautological?
no, yu haz tu be student tu be taut, sillie!
Tautalogical statements exhaust all possible sets within a union, either that or they don’t…
Teh care troll poast (tho tehy havnt bean araound mutch lakely)
Teh poast taht boyls daown to “yeah, I agree with the previous post”
Teh “dat’s not verree phunnie” annoyingly cranky post…
Yeah, I agree, dat’s not verree phunnie. {Snicker}
*PFFFFFTTTT*
teh awl in lolspk, n llgbl pst?
Teh “In Soviet Russia…” post.
Teh wai off topik rant ’bout life suckage post! can u caount it if it waz ur post, or nont?
Awww…but I likes de “In Soviet Russia” posts. We can has vote, “Da” or “Nyet” on dis?
( in soviet russia, bingo wins you )
I liekz dah Rushiun Rebersh 3! Jst daht it needz sum thot ur surreelizm, (QV Stend).
Dis is like “meeting bingo” joke I see at werk - U gets a square each tim3 someone says “It’s a win/win situation”, “Let’s prioritze”, etc. So LolCat forum bingo ma3ks sense.
LetsSee:
I dink dis waz photoshopped
My head xplod wid deh Kewt!
PWNED
Standing kitteh is standing
I saw dis yestteday on UTube
B I N G 0 ! ! !
Geez! Yuz spectin us to be SMART now? Wez tryin! Oh lord how wez tryin!
Brilyunt, S&MS…
I can has Wally Cox???
also:
the non-gratuituituous use of ugly sofa post
the shaved p*ssy post
the opposable thums post
the ’still in grandma’s chair, making grandma stand’ post
the ‘I made you “X” , but I eated it’ post
the bucket related post
the IKEA related post
the ‘tastee or nootritius’ post
the head splodes post
the ceiling or monorail cat post
the ‘welcome to my home’ / ‘let’s teleport to my closet and talk about fashion’ post
the relevent to my interests post
the catlike typing post
the hairbls post
… I spend way too much time here, don’t I? ;o)
I’d not say so, but then again my main issue with meeting you in real life is the 6_000 miles between us.
noe, Stend, no not at awl. You here rite amownt ov tyme.
wal, no moar so den teh rest of us who noes zackly wut u’z refurring to in ebbry wun of dose cases….wut fun wud teh nuthowse be wiffout teh nuts??
oh, but stend, this little fowl is VERY relevant to the kittehs’ interests!
and, yes to your question!
done frogetz teh “I’z first” post when theyz not. snort
BUT— partt uf deh fun ob dis site is the afore menshuned ‘tropes’ — seein dem again & again - addz 2 deh funz ob dah cite.
dey R li3k deh epithets in dah Illiad & Odyssey…
Pluss, how cann w3 be dat serioush wh3n w3 conv3rse iin Kitteh-speke?
In short, NE post dat uses a meme? Dat be hyooge bingo bored!
Do u ackshewully get enuf peepul shouting “FOTOSHOOP” on a regulur basis to warrent itz own bingo skware? I dont reed comments often enuf, apparentlee.
And does it count if the pikshur actually WUZ fotoshooped?
gud greef… i skipt dis powst bcuz i figgrd itd be fuls uv teh shoptrolz. dids not see al dis tils just naow.
will hafsta luk thru dis an do nothr updaet to teh BINGLOL paej.
teh fings ah misz… :-/
yup
No, no, kittehs! No play wif ur fud!
Tuxedo kitn ar sayin to teh orinj kitn “MWA-HA-HAAAH!…d00d….ur gin teh frayze ‘PET FUD’ a hoal nuthr meening…heh.”
YAYZ!! I was the first voter!!
um……congratulatuionz!
this count as a bingo comment?
I’d say so.
O deer, ducky. I think ur gooz is cookt.
duck a l’orange?
l’orange? no no kittehs! da ornj wunz is POYZIN!!!!
If orange is poysin then da chiken AND da kitteh next to it are poysin!!
Furgot to put teh orinj poyson on teh bingo bored.
Is no duck, is chicken! look at beak.
mai local chinese takeout placez has orange chicken … that wud do … but oh noes … the orangz wuns are poyzin …
2 much MSG?
Iz DUCK!!!! Chickies have real short-short beaks, like tiny triangles.
oh heck … i guess i’ll just have a cheezburger for dinner
might be a gosling…..
Momma taught elementary school spec. ed., and every year they raised chicks… guess who got to have the chicks in her room during vacations? And a very upset basenji in the hallway, who considered those d**n birds to be a.) food and b.) in his room!
I preferred the year they raised chinchillas, and the year of the guinea pigs, but mostly, it was chicks. Lots of chicks.
I tink duckie haz him bill photosheareded off.
whut a fowl pun
Tonights we dine on duck a la orange
(the joke is on u kitter da orange wonz is poizon)
oranj kitteh ar poysin too, poysin kitteh am nacheralee imyoon to otehr orinj poyzins
MANNNNNNNN … why no one tells ME dis? ;D)
Liek Rappacini’s dotter? (I lubs dis litterate comyunity)
De boss noze yu been spendin tu much time on teh puter lukin at teh ICHC!! Yu in big trubble naow……shudda not been laffin so muches!!
O hai. Mah naym iz Tukzeedo. U muzt b Miztur Kwak. Tanjureen telz mi mehnee naiys fingz abowt u.
Are u still interested in teh… hostessing job?
jaja. is d bwack kitty fotoshop’d 2?