Chokolatez Rain!
lol!!!
if u hasn’t seen dis video … i is so so sorry. *moves away from microphone to eat a chzbrgr*
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capped and submitted by: Demian
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CHOKLIT RAAAIINN!!!!
Kitteh singz it much bettah!!!!
‘Merikin Iduhl here I comez!!!!!!
kittay zonday
Why Melissa, this is the first time I have seen you all day! Nice to see you! *liddle snert*
Yesh. Nice to see u too hunee!
I werks foar teh Le Tarjeh an i jus pulled a 11 hour shift.
beet. I has it.
An teh Le Tarjet….dere iz NO lookin at teh innernets on teh pooter. U can has fiyre.
I mansjis teh Pizza hut inside it an I has peeps dat r well……STOOPY! AND CAN HAD FIYRE! so it up to teh boss(meh) to cuvver teh shift.
MUCH MUCH PLEH!!!!!
Wel, at leest we knows where u iz. I getz teh “separashun” anxiety wen sum of mai favori peeps r gone fur a long time. Whut a picker-upper, tho, to cum hoam, awl tyred out frum werkin too long wit teh stoopy peeps – and then – u goes to teh pyooter – and findz teh ultra-thrilling “no comments.” Whoopee! (Did u see taht Teho did it, too? – n how kyoot was taht?!)
After reeding abawt teh stoopy peeps – I wuz wundering, given teh choice – wud u rather has the stoopy peeps or teh terrified liddle scrreming peeps? (brav liddil footstool opshunal)
liddle screemin peeps. at leest ifn some one teelin’em whut to does, dey does it.
MAKE PIZZA! ok,
KLEEN TABULS! ok.
Sweepy. I has it.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luv to all! Thank yew! G’nite!
that’s funny. I just started a temporary gig shooting XRAY’s on kids until I go back to school – again – for something much, MUCH more sedate… I’m here decompressing from the little screaming peeps actooly
Wow, yoo sown tyred….
Stend – I do hoap ur day perked up a bit wehn u realized taht whut u had was akshual terrified liddle sceemin peeps (I’m assuming teh “terrified.” Taht reely IS funny. Tho u do sound sort ov out of pep. Hoap U r all right.
Yesh, dis is mah luvee home pikkup!
I has lubbed dis site(peeps becuz)
foar manee moonz!
oh noes.
i can has same problm wif mah stor. werk manee dayz wif no help. peeplz be kwittin all ovah becuz job iz werk and tehy is stoopy.
not so grate, ackshully.
i wishez u manee cheezburgerz, melissa.
U r teh same rufzz dat werks in teh macy’s restyrant ?
I likes mah jawb. to bad ovver peeps daont.
y u making peep werk on teh job? u a tyrrant!!
Ugh, dat sux’s.
M:
MERKIN IDOL ??? LOL’S !!!
LOL! Dat funneee! Is Paris lettin her vulva dryve agin?
*i movez away from microphonez to lol* oh kitteh, you will be famous! makes it to youtube and Best Week Ever!!
I’m waiting for the Cris Crocker Kitty.
I’m waiting to see if vanity 6 are still available to be the backup band – wouldn’t they be a nice match for kitty?
LEAVE KITNEY ALOOOOONE!!
k, itz not cris, but itz kitty . . .
I love Cheezburger: “Moves away from microphone to eat a cheezburger” ROTFL!!!!
lawlz
sum stai dri n uthurs feel da payn.
U haz to see best week ever version…remix by John Mayer! LOLZ
kitteh practisin to be an on-air personalutee
in dee first ower we cobbers
“dis microfone habs a flavur”
beated me tu eet!! hehe
“Yeth, furst callur? Whut u fink?”
“I fink dat microfone has much nom.”
tayste lyk chokolitz rayn!
i wuz thnkn same thing lol
Nekst on KITI, Shikagoz fayvurrite raydio stayshin, A rekwest from a fan…Jimmy Buffet’s Cheezburger N Paradys!
Kant be KITI sins Shikago is wezt of teh Missississississippy. Kan be lolcat name with W?
Wups, shuld hav sed EEZT of teh Missississississippy. Dubble whups.
Wow! Whut? U had mee going there foar a minute. Whole geographee wuz spinnin round in my hed!
Der be at leest wun eggsepshun. Pittsburgh had teh furst commershull raydeo brodcast on KDKA. Becuz ob hisstoricul reezons dey wuz allowd to keeps dat name.
And WOW in Omaha. I think there’s another one, too.
O. Sry I ment…um…the Shikago in kalifornya. Yah. Dat won.
o hai, dis mic was joo snakk? so sree but alredee likked eet…
…all over.
Wut? You no want back? Wat a suprize! OK i eat then nom nom nom…
Hmm, kitteh looks a bit dissgrontled at sumfin
Dis not whut he eckspectud when teh peeples wuz talkin bout “ham radio.”
OFF TOPIC – Sorree eef dis alreadee has been cobered…but lolcats (not dah site, dah kittehz) has a peek een PC Gamer dis Sept!!!!1!!one!! JAH – So cyool! Ah kno lolspeek eez vry popular in dah gamez werld (seksie gamin chixor w00t), n ah jus buht dah mag fer mah fave gayme n if anywan seez dah wan wif dah big blonde chixor n dah beeg meen bare on eet, luk on pg 32! so funneee!!!
Eet has a kitteh on eet n sez (Ah keed joo nawt): “im in ur magazeen, showin u the gamesradar”
SQUEE ^^ Ah tolded all mah gamin freenz abowt eet so mebbe joo gonna c moar of us geekz on heer! (Dey almoss nawt beleeb meh wen’d ah tolded dem! hehehe)
Manee squeeeeeee faor you!!!!!!!!!
“and the Irak can haz teh Sowth Afrika an teh such as teh U.S. Amerikkanz an the such as and i cant tell if i’m such as the Miss Teen Sowth Carolina or the Britney Smears at the MTV Such Azzes and yeh thats why such as”
TINA – LAWL good to see you and thank you for that excellent commentary. Next Caller? Caller are you there?
Caller: “Sori I movd awae frum teh fone foar teh breeving.”
Aha, I see. Well what do you have to say about all this?
“Well, I juz wanna sae, mah nayburhuud inshurins raetz goed up.”
And do you feel that this is related to the current subject?
“Well, I wuz tryin foar sta dri, but nowe I feel teh payne.”
An astute observation, thank you, let’s take another call……
oh mai god elfi – yoo score magic star fingerz. hilreeyussness. we shud hav a gloabl ‘feel teh payne’ day. hoo zup fur it?
I’m in!! Wehn do we start?
well ai iz feelin teh payne tudae but ai gess iz short noetiss. um. eye dearz?
Cybursecks… ur doing it rong!
1… 2…. TASTENG TASTENG… 1….2… Dis fing on?
1…2….TAYSTIN TAYSTIN…1…2…can I eet dis ting?
you can has
teh taste wuz suksessfull. letz tak eet form teh topz.
SarahD, dat’s brilliant! Wish I’d thot of that!
Fank u… I’ll be heer all weke, nawt gettin annyfing dun, as uzual.
HAHAHA!!! U kin has all mah burgerz!!!!!
MIKE CHEK…CHEK CHEK…CHEK ONE CHEK TWO
Dis pickshur be done by Demian frum TWOP?? Ennybodee knoe?
Noes noes, I’m another Demian
WALD TING! U mak mah hart seeeeeng!
chawklit rane lmao!
Chokolatez Rain!
I WILLZ SING AND MAKE U FEEL TEH PAIN!
Maybee kitteh undterstands teh song? I no get it
Kitteh Mandel is makin lewd jesters wif teh microfon agen. (v funny kthxbai)
Kitteh, it’s PURPLE rain, you forget wordz agin. DJ Kitteh maybe not like grape.
Purpl iz soo…… er ate- iez styal. Iz machur kitteh now, redy for teh havy. drk chokolatez. Nom nom… forbidn fruits, er veggy, er bean? (cocoa growz on treez, no?) Ah well, teh flavenodz r v helfy i heare it bringz out teh …en ..dolphins, wich ares v smart n good n frenly-like. Mabe see teh wino kitteh down tere if u wants teh prpl, grapey rain.
why do all cats love then expensive stuff?
“Dawgz 2 the leff uv
me… Hamsturrz to the ryte. Heer
I amz. Stukk in t3h
“Middullz wiff U. Andz
I doantz knowez whut it iz
I canz do. Dawgz 2
“The leff uv me andz
Hamsturrz to the ryte. Stukkz in
t3h middullz wiff U”
Jack.
singin wheee ee e …whee ee e e…. (squinting, trying to remember the name and singer of this song)
Stealer’s Wheel, leaf.
Maydz famuss in “Reservwar Kittehz”
Jack.
Thanks, looked it up on wiki…those were the days of weird art album covers and funky group names, huh….i found out gerry rafferty was part of this band, and HIM I remember as the singer of “Baker Street” (if you know what I am talking about you are like me – on the younger side of old…as i like to put it…heh heh
Oooh, yeah, I shoor der sum heer dat rememmer dat sawng when it comed owt….. I tink I Jr hi mebbe when it firs got da play!
Kormz to da levt of mee
Zoybeenz to da rite
heer I iz, stuk in Ohio agin……..
lolz Iz stuk too butt in Whizkawnsin! I sed “butt.” Darry kow buttz, too!
ohshunn to da levt of mee
mowntens to da rite
heer I iz, stuk onn teh lefft cohsst agin…
Hilz tu teh levt of mee
Mountains tu teh rite
heer I iz, in West Virginia agin….
Can yu du YER stait?
I’z in Mishigin…saym az Ohio but no foul reek uv Kleevlend tu mess it up.
Plainz 2 teh Eas uf me
Rockys 2 teh Wests
I B heer, in Coloradsmo againZ!
Yay! Dis has teh fun!!!
HeyHeyHey! U’ve gotz DeeTroyt, so no moar gloting frum de MishiGanderz!
[speeking as n expat Kleevlendr]
Kowz to teh levt uv me
Cheez to teh rite
Heer I iz, stuk in Whizkownsin agin!
Lake Mishigan to teh West of mee
Vineyardz (and soybean fields) to teh East of me
Indiana!! to the South of me – and
Chicago (where we goes fur cultshure)
just 90 miles around the lake!
And year around FOUR seasons.
If you haff to be sumwhere in the
US of A, I think this is pretty darn gud!
Swampz to da left of me
Gators to da rite
Heer I iz, stuk in Loosiana agin…
Hydro polez to the left of me
Hog farmerz to the right
heer i iz, stuk n Mannytoby wif you
Barak tu teh lef of me
Mitt to teh ryte
Here I iz –
Stuck in Iowa agin!
(Mai cawcus … let me show u it.)
sidewoks tu da leftomee
panhandles tu da rite
heriyam, stuk in da BigAppul agin…
heriyam, stukin nooyuurk agin…
heriyam, stil luvin wer i liiiiiiiivs!
Utter klassik – LOLku, and still keeps the beat from the original song! Your best that I’ve seen, so far.
Elebentee gazzillyon cheezbrgrz!
Oh dear, dis was mah fave song wen I was *bleep*! No can tell u wen as dat wud dayte meh!
*dance dance bump bump*
Jeen simmuns KISS unnerstudy sez
Tis mike has a flaver
It tace like TZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZZ-ZT
Intresting, ma 9-volt badderee tayst de saym way!
Seckshual chokolate is in da house ladies an dshantlman, seckshual chokolate!
“In his memoirs he goes on the describe his early years in the music industry from the ground up, as a techie swabbing the mics, and sanitizing it for the dj’s…one momentous evening he noted the equipment still on….
He moves away from the mike to breathe.
Ur muzik, it haz a flavor
ROFLOL!!! Brillyant!
I gets it, but I thinks many othurs mai not gets it! So I posts teh link to teh vedeo on teh interwebz:
Try this version! HAA HAA!! BRILLIANCE!!
Tenshun KMart shawpurrs!
Kleen up on aisle sixx!
*Moves away from mikrofoon to brefs*
*moves away from the mic to sik harbls*
It’d be better if it said
CHAWKLIT REIGN!
sumwun tuched dis fing wif toona fingurs…. nom!
Hai, kitteh, don tuch dat, I is rekordin! Kitteh–
Pffffft scrttchhhhhrrrt EEEEEEP
Oh fxored, anudder day in de studyo rooined!
ah’z wunner if kitteh duz “teh can’t dance”.
can’t, dance, can’t dance ur pannce off!!!!
i had never heard or seen that before. bizarre. not sure if i should take it seriously or not.
silly kitteh.
G – replace “choklit rain” with the word “racism.”
It be a protest song. A reeeely good one i thinks.
Chocolate Rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate Rain
Its the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate Rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate Rain
Say it publicly and you’re insane
Chocolate Rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate Rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate Rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate Rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate Rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Chocolate Rain
The judge and jury swear it’s not the face
teh vidyoo seemd vry funnee, but nao iz retinking…
tanks fur taht!
ooo, replace the word. makes more sense now. my head nearly exploded from figuring that out when someone showed me the vid on youtube. thx
>chills up and down spine<
An dis wun is goin owt to teh ladeeesss, wid much lurve and smoo…
Teamspeak I has it.
Just sniped u. pppbbbllllttttt.
***i move away from the microphone to inhale
***i move close to the mic to liks it
omg… WIN!!!
mah rapz… dey has a flavr
I can has Skype?
Hooray my first pic here ^^ woohoo!
SarahD: Noes, I’m another Demian
Dis maic….it has a flavr.
I dunno why I laugh so hard at this one, but I’m lolling…
i no can has utoob at wurk sos i no can see vidio.
mmmmm….dis microfon tayst good!
rofl!
meow mix!
LOLZ!! tht is teh gratest!! chokolate rain, sum git wet sum stays dri, chocolate rain!!!
**moves awy frm mik 2 lol!
Cybur Sekz!
And nowww…skratchi tung!!