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Dis mai bukkit
…ur blankit?
Bukkit! in teh bakgrownd.
Protective kitteh iz protective.
teh bukkit is behindz him
He sure looks like hes sayin sumtin,
and it aint gud.
yeah. i teenk he bee gibbin us a berruh sarcasstik look, lak he is teenking, Oh, an duz u teenk teh wurld is flat, too? Dat kitteh’s powafull scrootinee makes me feel vereh, vereh stoopy….
I theenk ur rite. Prolly gud is silnt movvie. Ah donut wan to no wut he theenkin. Looks like it wuld be bad.
Kitteh sez “I knowz wut U did las sumer!” Yikes!
dey cals me Teh Direktur.
i can has ajents in teh feeld.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/category/ceiling/
we seez wut u did ther.
Wun of ur ajents is a tripul ajent.
[counting]
i fink… yez, dat meens u STIL in trubbl. heheh.
kontraireewyz
UR ajent wurkz 4 U, UR dubbil ajent U tink wurkz 4 U, but wurkz 4 dehm, so lojiklly UR trippil ajent iz 1 daht wurks on UR syde, dehy tink is dubble ajent, but ackshullee iz wrukin 4 U, eben tho dehy tink is wurin 4 dhem.
I is mornin Marsel Marso.
me 2. marsel marso wuz teh bestest mime evah. Bip wuz kwite teh karacter. RIP Marsel.
Rememember Mel Brooks’ moovee, called “Silent Movie”? Awl teh karacters were silent ecksept one…
Marcel Marceau!
LUBS dat Movie! Hilarious!
Dat be one of mani resons I luv Mel Brooks. And teh mime say “non!”
“Fans to pay silent homage at Paris funeral of Marcel Marceau. ” This is from today’s International Jerusalem Post. He’s being buried at the Pere Lachaise cemeter today.
This picture is surely a tribute to the great mime.
Awww I wuz dere just last March wid my husber. We paid respects to Edith Piaf, Oscar Wilde, Gertrude Stein & Alice B. Toklas, Abelard & Heloise, Jim Morrison, Yves & Simone, Gericault, Chopin and about a hundred others. is preety cemeteree and as u work ur way up teh hill u gits a good wurkowt.
Jays, when we went to Paree fur Noo Yeeerz Eeve rite aftur we wuz marreed, I mayd SHOOR dat cemetaree wuz furs on da list!!!! We tookt da Chunnel, an onlee had a fyoo howrz uv daylite to see it. Ok, so we needa go bak
Also haz da Izadora Dunkin, an mennee prettee mossoleeumz an toomz an kripts. But nawt skeery, moar cheeree!! Exxep I gots wun reelee skeree pitcher Ineeda put on ma flickr…
Pere la Chaise FTW!! We go an say nuffin to Marcel sum day agin…
Urz, mime n hourz!
R.I.P Maresl Marso
I has blankey
Also has plaftik picher
I finisht ur ise tee
Nao i takez ur naps
Ha ha ha
Mai naem is Inigo Montoya…
Yew killed mai fadder…
Prepare to DIE!
The Princess Bride. Good movie.
Mai naem is Inigo Montoya…
Yew killed mai fadder…
Prepare to DIE!
MAI NAEM IS INIGO MONTOYA…
YEW KILLED MAI FADDER…
PREPARE TO DIE!!
STOP SAYING THAT!
u has six clawz on ur riet fowrpaw.
sumwun wuz lukins fr u.
U keep zaying dhoz wurds. Ah theenk dehy do notz meen waht U theenkz dehy meenz.
Inkonseevabul!
offer me muny, offer me powr, offer me evrthin I want.
I want moar cheezbergers u sun of a beech!!
I lurvs that movie
Movie was kute, yes. Book was EXCELLENT!!
No fooling, the book, as I read through it, kept making me say:
“Wait, what?” Written by the guy who wrote “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid”.
Buy book, be glad.
ennybuddy want a peanut?
silent kitteh iz…stairin at u reely hard
……………………………………………………(sylents wile kitteh kontemplayts)
Silent kitti’s eyez tellz da storee. And it kinda zkary. Yep.
Kitteh sez “Speek sofflee and karry five pointy endz!!!”
chek out teh swav-lookin mustash… teh collar undr his chin even looks liek a go-tee…
seduktiv kitteh is seduktiv
Kitteh’s sole patch iz full uv sole!
verrry fishy…mmm..can eat?
Silent Moovee Kitteh iz teh ebil twin!
Kittteh wid duh goaty beerd iz luukin swahv adn debohnaire
He’z jus a jiggolow…
humulabehbulazebulabuubulahumulabehbulazebulabop
I alwayz wundered how dey spelled dat!
haha win
haha clever caption.
i thought the same thing as silverweezingbus when i first saw this picture.
go on. laffs at mai mustash. i dares u.
Stalin cat… is having stachoos put bak up in Rusha…
Doez whoo furgit histree R doomed to repeet it.
In post-Soviet Russia… Vladimir Putin has YOU!
R mebbee..
Lenin cat… dares yoo to protest.
(when he hwarfs up herrboll, it sowns liek “Goolag, gooolag, goolag, SPEW!”)
taht whole comment wuz funny, but i lol’ed @ teh word “hwarfs”
much awsum, 5 burgers
hoo wuz it dat sed teh kitteh-horks sown liek “wokkit wokkit wokkit PLEH”?
dat mayd me LOL (until nex tiem i has tu cleen it owt frum teh carpit)
no no, is “goork goork goork goork GOORK GOORK HA-CHUCK pleh!”
Ya, when Willem mayd da footlawng felties fur me, wuz sown liek dat!!!
Et lees ma Melly kitteh wood spend liek haff an owr merwrwin an pacing. Givd me enufff warning I jus grab her up an hold her over da trashy can an let her let fly! Poor kitteh gurl!
Petromalt iz owr FREN!!! (Speshullee when we lurve da Maynkoonz!)
We did has a kitteh dat maded teh weird soundz b4 horkn. Him wuld sez “modil-odil-odil”, den finly teh HURK-HURK-HURK-HURK-HA-ACK-GURK. Himz gon to teh Raynbo Briges few yrs ago.
Was teh funneh once…himz almos hurkd rite on dad’s head while parents can has zzzz’s. Mom had to push kitteh off teh bedz.
posiblee we is can be sharings tu much.
mai sammich not luking so gud naow.
Seksie-boy kittah! Dem eyeses- dis girlie kittah SWOONS at dis Valentino film stah seksie-boy kittah!
Is alright, I sez nothin neether. But funny pic.
Poirot cat sayz, “Ah knows u did it, sur, ah jus cant proove it yet….but ah willl…oh, ah will.”
…an he knows u ate his cheezburga, too!
“I shall summon Chief Inspector Japp, Mister Poirot.”
yez fanku, Miz Leming — an I wud liek ma teezan, seevuplay.
Charlie Chaplin mah arse. Iz Kitler.
Dis kitteh not kaepuhbul ov beein Kitler!!!1! Iz passifisst
If sylint moovie kitteh nawt haev teh mewstash, he myte be mistaekn foar Buster Kitten, espeshally seein as hao all kittehs do their oan stunts
Buster Kitten wuz the gretust of all time — he wuz genyus and akrobat an dansur an all an had beeyootiful eies. Mah favriot — The General, where he played teh Civil War railrode enjineer.
Chaplin wuz a hawtee when nawt in karacktur, but I liek Faddee Arbukl. Him gotta bum break, he wuz akwitted so mennee tiems, stoodeeoos jus wanted fall guy. So sad. I readed ‘I, Fatty’, it good, if nawt netirelee troo….
Lurves da Holleeweerd histree…
Dis kitteh r Growlhco Marks. I can has cigar? I can has Margaret Dumont? I fite 4 her honor, witch is mor dan she eber did!
Growlcho Marx FTW.
Dat’s a gud quarter burger. I nommed teh other 3/4 myself.
I cud dans wit u til teh cows com hom. On sekund thot, Id rathr dans wit teh cows till u com hom. Den I can has teh cheezburgerz.
I’z n a huree! To teh Wite Kasl! Ryd lik furry! If u runz owt ov gas, get ethyl. If Ethel runz owt, get Mabel! Nao step on it!
Growlcho Marx kitteh says: Hello. I must be going….
Capt Spaulding Kitteh Sayz: Did someone call me schnorrer?
Oh hai, I be takin ovur ur Yurope
Mabee is Great Dicttiator Kitteh – where he is bof Charlie Chaplin and dat der dictictator fellow?
(Hokay – I lurbs dis kitteh and wishes i could adopt him – kthxbai.)
Swarthee cat is swarthee
I wontid to mayke a Hitler comment, but I myte get in da trubbles for it….
Deres sum dirt unda ur nowse, dya know? Just dere.
Hermioneee ref FTW!
LOL!!! FTW!!
(Mai fren an I wood say dis whenebber we seed a pitcher of da Darf Mawl. Ya got sumpin on yur fayc, dood.)
it’s a kitler! It’s a kitler!
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
Dis are not Hello Kitty. Dis are Goodbye Kitty.
Voilà ! In View, a humble Vaudevillian Veteran, cast Vicariously as both Victim and Villain by the Vicissitudes of Fate. This Visage, no mere Veneer of Vanity, is a Vestige of the Vox populi, now Vacant, Vanished. However, this Valorous Visitation of a by-gone Vexation, stands Vivified and has Vowed to Vanquish these Venal and Virulent Vermin Van-guarding Vice and Vouchsafing the Violently Vicious and Voracious Violation of Volition. The only Verdict is Vengeance; a Vendetta, held as a Votive, not in Vain, for the Value and Veracity of such shall one day Vindicate the Vigilant and the Virtuous. Verily, this Vichyssoise of Verbiage Veers most Verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my Very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
i can has gunpowdr plawt?
A braVura purrfurmanz! (has u eny “Vs” left over? Vacashun in Valencia? Verona?). And ur cleVur use of Vichyssoise deserVez much praise.
u see teh moovy, tho?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0434409/
We gots da orijunal comix an grafix nobbles an all, but we likt da moovee muchlee!! Seen it at da Sineramma Dome, wuz WIN!!!
Coodent get dat mask alone, de whole stoopy costyoome wivvit was $75!!!!! Ratz.
I tink dah grafix nubble bettrer dahn teh fillum, mostlee cos of daht speech, wehr teh Washowskis tri 2 sho how klivr dehy R.
Vin!
Seriously, what a monologue to deliver with stuttering.
I can has stop eetins my postages … much typins
Non-ironic placement of ugly couch…
wie so manys uglee cowchz? wut is rong wif us peepuls??
wye we duz dis?
Because, you spend $4000 on a fabulous couch, and then the cat sheds all over it and sharpens his claws on it. Just get a $200 cheapy and spend the extra $3800 on the important things: Catnip, scratching posts, and those rolling lint-remover thingies.
gud poynt.
(posiblee 18 gud poynts per, in fac; sumtiem even moar)
ps — I CAN HAS KEVLAR SLIPCOVR?
One must have priorities, definitely.
srsly, we hab menny customers who sware by their leather furniture, say kittehs doant hurt it. So, I put old leather samples on my dining room chairs, kitteh lay on it, not even try to sharpen claws. when I get company, pull off teh samples, no cat hair, either. So, my new furniture is leather, but now I (temporarily) doant hav a kitteh. When a new kitteh adopts me, I’ll let U know if it works out.
BTW: U can stil get a really uglee cowch, even if U spend $4000.00. It is jus designer uglee
$200?? R U insayn? Get free fambleedowns, R a ‘Da-da-da’ steenkee cowch frum alley!
De onlee cowches my kittees evar destroyed wiz wun I bot noo. Kittehs didun rooin it fur 5 yeerz, but da 15 yeer ol ironick cowch frum mom went thru mennee goggies and kittehs wif no rooin….
as owner of both teh uglee couch and mr. groucho i has to say you have hitz teh nail on teh head. we has 4 year old hooman child, mr. groucho AND 4 othah kittehs.
so the fambleedown couch is teh way to go. >^..^<
Akshully dis guy luks like Kaiser Wilhelm to meh – the dood who started WWI becuz he wanted sumthin for his navy to do.
I’ve been waiting for you bay-bee
teh great dictator
rues modern times’ city lights,
tramps on idle class.
I gives dis lolku a Gold Rush!!!
“Yes, I amz awn Urrz
beddz. U leff it dis moarneeng
and naow it iz myne!
T3h phunnee buckitt
beez myne 2! I no has needz
it, butz I wantz it!
Prittee Wun upsets.
Wants 2 staryrz down deeturnind
Kitteh…. She no winz!
Jack.
Hao cud Pritee Wun wins?? She lyk me – Lubs teh hansum menz wid dark hare n muss-tashesz!
Heil!
Feil!
iz KITLER!
see http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com.
UR doin it rong!
kitteh iz Snidley Wiplash.
Groucho cat sez: I nevver fergits a fase, but in ur kase I’ll mayke an eksepption.
Groucho cat says: Da secret word is Cheezeburgers…..
Ah kno dis kitteh’s momma. Not met kitteh yet, but seen gud piktures of lotsa kittehs.
*SMACKHED*
Eddee Izzard Kitteh sez “I’m da Cat’s Meyow!”
Suuuuch a grayt moovee, hilee rekomenz it!!!
Hmm…so many refs to Kitler…
I can has teh Godwin’s Law?
Oh hai.
I iz Lolrul.
Has u seen Hardee?
(Hardees? nomnomnom)
i lol’d
Funny, I was thinking he was a certain Belgian Detective.
“Madame, you mean for me to solve ze murder when we all can see that it was merely a natural death.
“If you would kindly ignore the stab wounds, the robe around ze dead man’s neck, the poisoned wine, the bullet wounds, you now see that it was after all, death by natural causes, yes?”
seducer cat
tat absolutly adorable.
Vin!
Seriously, that was really quite a monologue to do without stuttering.
groucho, LOL
He sure looks like hes sayin sumtin,
and it aint gud.
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I have a feeling that it’s saying something along the lines of “What are you lookin at punk?” and “Wot?”