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Waitin in da food line…….dis takin’ too long…..zzz………
In America you wait in line for Star Wars. In Soviet Russia, you wait in line for bread!
Et lees bred duzzint wayt.. in line… well, U kno…
In Soviet Russia bread waits in line for you.
In America you wait in line for Star Wars. In Soviet Russia, Star Wars* waits in line for you!
* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strategic_Defense_Initiative
hey, you’re prior to second….(looks nervously around for the Watcher, who is a fish slapper)
ref to chat place where you could *whap* people’s comments
prior to second — rofl
Hi ya Teho — how’s it goin?
)
[looks at kitties]
…slowly, it seems
Rikki “helping” again? lolz
chayn chayn chay-ey-ay-ey-ay-ey-ay-ey-ayn, chayn fr fuuud…
aretha franklin ref…awlwayz awsum…win!1!
Teh partee trane haz pulld into teh stayshun…
choo choo!
waz rong? look liek pretty gud conga to me…just need moar kittehs
Tihs a bery r e l a x e d conga… kitteh styl
kitty de-evolution….
Total Dar-WIN!!!-ian
“Am we not kitteh?
we is DEVO!”
dey look lyke they be givin each other prostate checkz very important
Even kittehs are
lining up for Microsoft
Halo 3 release.
kitties are only
interested in the heat
your XBox gives off
True, 360’s warm.
PS3 sits sad and cold,
unplayed on the shelf.
K – AWSUM! You read Teho’s, composed yours, typed it in and got it posted in six minutes! You must think in haiku!
I can haiku fast.
Either the idea comes quick
or it doesn’t come.
let me get this straight
you don’t want your PS3?
i could make it work
No, you cannot has.
Plays my HD movie discs.
But the games are weak.
Will improve with time.
Cannot wait for Ratchet and
Clank to be released.
it has some race game
that I’ve heard is pretty good
bummer… thought i’d ask
Motorstorm is good.
Umpteen-hundred ways to crash.
Guess I’ve found them all.
k’ota and teho:
endlesss giggles stop! don’t! stop!
it’z a straynge plehsure. . .
Motorstorm — that’s right
the kids really like that one
but not at our house
It’s a doggone shame
multiplayer games are all
filled with idiots.
was that aimed at me???
i was onlee kidding!
luv yr poems k!
tell me about it
i quit playing Counter-Strike
way before WarCrap
No, no, not at you.
Aimed at console gaming folks
and their potty mouths.
no you, PittyPat
unless you do Second Life
or something like that
Okay, this was fun.
But my kind employer wants
work of some sort done.
we need to stop soon
or else I’ll talk in haiku
on conference calls
super duper haiku day! eleventyhundredd cheezburgers for teho and kickahata! stoopid employers makin u werk.
maybee later u play more, k? u git a lunch brake, right?
Lub dooling Lol-ku! Wish I cud do!
…me too
too late for some of us. I talkz in Lolcat at the most inopportune times. (shakes her head)
Went to get mail, bug flew in my mouth. ” I say you haz flavur and itz all bad.” spit spit pleh pleh
Halo 3 Do WANT!
But the collectible box
scratches up the disks!!!
Iz troo!
KickahaOta
an Teho has lolku duel
Evreebuddy winz!
And look at the times!
Some were under three minutes.
Seems super human.
count five, then seven,
then you count to five again.
how hard can it be?
(…kidding.)
oh hai! ku’d it be,
in soviet russia itz
known as ku hai?
not bad, PittyPat…
try “In Soviet Russia,
syllable counts YOU!”
Another attempt to teach cats C&W Line Dancing meets with flat failure.
how bowt teh Static Lectric Slyde?
Dis lahn for cheezburgas has noe cutsees…yu muve too teh end an wate ur turn!
HALP! Caint c teh last 2 pics. Whut I do wrong?
Wake no evil…
Rest no evil…
Sleep no evil.
Erly Adoptr Kitteh sai,
“Ah waits all nite to be furst – FURST! – kitteh w. Apple iFone.
I be envies of all teh uvver kitteh.”
Sevrul naptimes latur…
“$200 price drop? WFT!
That’s a many many cheezburgrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!”
*coff coff, i kin no take it nemore..dying…no can stand…
Come on buddy u kin make it…we’re here for ya…
yeah the patches for Vista sure to be coming soon…in the meantime has some XP..to keep you going
hmmmm….only 3 cheezburgers…should i let dustbunny take the rap…neh….
Patches for Vista be commin 4 years till dey getz it right. I still getz patches for da IE and it been borkin peeps surfin for 4 decades!
I git noo sig:
If yoor site dunt support Firefox,
Firefox users won’t support yoor site!
Cuz I’m findin a lawt latelee dat won’t (coffNBCUniversalcoff)
Yeah, iz stoopy, but hopegullee will cawnvince stoopee sites dat it reelee isn’t hard to doo!!
Modular kittehs are modular.
Teh remnintz uv konguh lien wut went awl fru teh nite finulee suhkun tu need fr sleepz.
Kittehs be warmn dey bunz n frunt uv da ovin.
Kittehz lyez in wayt
4 jennuruss Hewmin wif
bag uv Cheezburgrz
Classik tacktikz 4
Kittehz. Maykz Hewmin trippz an
grabz t3h Nom, Nom Bag
Leed Kitteh strrrretchez
owt az aromaz fillz t3h
air. T3h trapz iz set
Jack.
Moral, sad but true:
Underhanded tactics will
lead to best results.
just bcuz u can
duznt alwyz mean u shud
dis is fact of lief
Cats nawt sad iz troo
morals fur doze whoo gonna
wayt arown fur teerz
Crying hyoomin noyse
skeerz all da kittehs away
but dey hav de pryze.
Puff, Puff Cocoa Puffs…
Cocoa Puffs 4 da Energy
Coca puffs 4 fun
Choooocclate flvrd cocoa puffs
yum yum yum!
New fashun acksessoree! Nekliss of pop beeds shaped liek kittehs! Jus add more on to increese length!!
better yet, a kitteh kandy bracelet. just nomnomnom, or snorgle, as mood strikes.
Dis best plays to sit inna kistch-en. Riiight in fronna teh stove. Dat whey, wen dey need to kook sumthin they hafta reach across, and dey awlays drop sumthin wen dey do dat. Purrrfekt locayshun.
We can plz has Macarena?
Kthxbai!
interlockin’ kittehs 4 easir storage
Bak on teh chain… gang
Kittehs b playin trane! Lead kitteh sais “Choo Choo”, las kitteh iz cabooz! ‘Course wid effishent kittehs, dey tayks napz at saem tyme!
not doin it rong, juzt doin it lo impakd
Why you doin conga wrongz? Teh steps be marked on teh floorz.
dam, i can has funey feets…
Teho, from what I read up top, you alreadiez hav funny ‘feats’ ov teh langwange. U has win.
Okey heer’s da plan
We sleeps in frunna th’ ovin an de kabanit
So wen dey com gets fude, we set!
pixelated caboose cat…..
is pixelated.
Mai daddeh got kicked owt uv fansee restront for leeding conga line. (I finks he waz under the inflooens.)
oooo, I be in conga line?! Scawy stuff
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