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Too bad he can’t paddle with those long whiskers!
indeed
he lukz purti freekded owt!
nneresin artikle. Lurve conkurs awl, eben feer…well, sumtymze
Click on “Cats Cross Pool Swimmingly” under the picture to see the article.
Yes, thanks for posting that link. I like to think that ICHC has a no-animals-were-harmed policy, even informally, and this bears it out.
Mai kitteh drown in parents pool. Waz SUCH sad day. Kitteh waz wif meh 4 many years, I luved her very much.
This good idea for hoomins wif pool and kittehs. Perhaps mah kitteh kuld have uzed lessons.
Nothing personal; just a thought on the subject, and this seems like the best place to put it.
Make sure your pool has somewhere that the cats can climb out, or at least is shallow enought that they can rest until you get back and go looking for them.
Probably doing something as simple as attaching a piece of that plastic “grass” carpet/mat to the rim of the pool and letting it dangle down below the surface of the water as well as lapping over onto the deck/patio/whatever alongside the pool would help Kitty to be able to grab hold and climb out of the water, provided that Kitty has claws. If declawed, then it might still help but you might want to add some other sort of grab-able apparatus as well. Whatever enables a wet and probably freaked-out cat to climb out of the water unaided is a good idea.
A cheezburger.
I sees it.
Yay! I lub dis anser! I feelz all sorreh for teh kitteh an just not NOES wut to say for it…den ah reeds dat an feelz all betta! LOL! Thx, Taio!
me hayts watur, but tu git cheezburgur is wurf it.
Kitteh Frum Teh Green Lagune
Nao in Theeaturs
Raetd “R” for grafik vilense agenst hoomins
Now here ar some reel noodly appendages. And he am even floating!
fsm!
I wuz tuched bai de noodelee appenduhjezz!! FSM FTW!
I’z runnin wai tonite.
teh desert. somwheres vary vary dri.
An sumbuddie get me bukkit kitteh lawlyer’s numbur!
Mah bruffer jes putted in a new pool. Hims kittehs used tu runnin owt uf pass-fru en onto lan…lena… pateyo diden spect pool tu b there. Lots of kittehs goez “kersplashies!” into pool. Kittehs paddles tu stairs en get owt, luk round lyke “Eye mentz tu do dat!” den go sit in sun so get all warm en dry. Dis cauz much funniez for stoopy hoomans! But kittehs only ever doez it oncet!
Kittehs smarter den stoopy hoomans!
wai lol
aksidental pool kittehs
once iz enuff fer awl nine lives !!!
Mai kitteh onse fell into bubbel baff… lol he thinked bubbels were solid! he runz awai so fast he wetted the whole haus…. vewi funny tho….
I seed Burmese Kitteh tri & wauk on privet hedj 2 kach burdies lotz ov timez. It jst nawt lern daht burdies kan wauk on hedjez but kittehs R 2 hevy.
I cannot has kitteh cuz of jellus goggie
One dai we brot teh goggie to de park to plaiye. We wuz neer teh duk pnond & der wuz a Mr & Mrs HoogeSwan schwimmen in teh miggle of teh pnond looken affer der ikkle behbeh swanlets. Teh goggie ran off her leesh… thot she be lyke Jebus & run akros teh pnond whatur. But, my goggie not so grate aktully wit wawken on whatur.
She be gud at seenken lyke hooge rokk!
Silleh stoopy goggie… Papa HoogeSwan cudda murdericated ikkle smelly goggie.
Kittehs do has more smarts dan dat!
Ennywon wanna swop a kutie kittie for a non-floaty-in-whatur goggie??
A kitteh I used to hab did dat one tyme. I wuz taykin’ bubblybaff and kitteh jumped into tub den nearly ran on water to get owt again! Sumhao she manijjed to get owt wivowt gettin wet awl ober.
Uvver kitteh (her sister) came in anuvver tyme wen I wuz taykin’ bubblybaff and layed on syde ov tub awl relaxed, and danglin’ her tayle in water. Tip ov tayle got awl wet, but kitteh didn’t eben notice, and wen she did notice, she didn’t care. Water was warm.
dat iz deelaitfullee funnee! Deeserves 10 cheezburgas!
Dis not fill’d wit meelks!11!!!
And tehre is no fishees in here.
Is big fishbowl, not no where fishees is.
Stoopee fishbowl. I leave.
kitteh has teh luk of sheer terrur D:
I wanted 2 noe wut dat sweeet-tawkin tomcat ment, wen he tole me mai aiyz wuz liek teh Limpid Pooolz…
Wen I seez him nekst, he wil neber yoos dat dum layn agen! Dis is da end ob da layn fur him!
so adorabul, woodchuck!
tanks.
I think this is from the following video:
Neet Viddeeoh! Thx!
Monorail cat is akwatik
Monorail cat r now amfibeus veehickle
dis one ain’t funni. dat poor kitteh bein aboosed.
firs taym I red dis wun, I thot it sed “kitteh bein absorbed.”
Poofy whyte kitteh iz absorbent.
Hopin poofie kitteh iz sanfurized!
An dat he wont shrink. Or iz dere a “t” wif dat wurd?
Eew. Stinky! “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault!”
noes, pwner jest do not want kittehs 2 dwown iff dey fallz inn watter!
Yeah, but… as IF!!! I never seen a cat fall in da wadur. I seen dem levetayt abuv it whil purrformeeng puurfeck 180 to get away frum, but nevr fall in da deep. Unless dey chasin a cheesburger…
Onlee big enuff aminal I nevr seen swim wuz ma fur goggie, Rebel. Meen steppoop frew him in da poo, poor Rebel sank to da bawtum, an walkt owt uv da poo and den run an hid frum da meen steppoop.
(Luve it, usin de “First pet, first street” rool uv porn names, I is Rebel Yale! Yeeeehaw!!)
I’ve seen it happen. The cat died.
This is not abuse, it’s common sense for anyone with a pool.
I izint so sure “Muffin Yargate” wud sell verry good…But if I yooz my second street, Muffin Baker is at least funny!
(an da man hoo throwed yur goggie inna pool IZ poopy – NOT NICE!)
No, is okay, Marie, he nots bein’ hurtz. His hoomyn mama teaches all her kitteh babees 2 swimz, ’cause she hads freends kittehs drowned…. Not want for her babeehs! No trow kitteh inna pool — holds kitteh and walkies in pool wid babeh, stayz wid babeh. No abuze.
But dey awl hed srtayt to edj uv pool, an den run an shake leg, run an shake leg. Goggies whut luv it, caynt keep em owt…. Mebbe iz nawt 110 degreez der…
Hubby’s dad sez wun tiem in da 70′d, dey cam home an fown a drownded chiken in da pool. Nevr fown owt shere da chickie came frum…
An we had a few skwirtls dat struggled way too much befoar dey fin da stayrz, an hadda rest on da deck befoar dey cood get back to treez… At leest nawt drown, da lil ponygrannit theeves! I worry, but de wet wunz always recuvver an wobble back to der tree…. If nawt, I no da wilelife sanchoowerree whoo will hep dem if I bring em…
Watch da video. Kitteh getz in der wiff 6 udder kittehs an dey lubs it!
I hope kitteh skrachez hoomin face in the nite
dats a Turkish Van kitty, dey r wel nown for swimin
Iz nawt, iz googlee eye perzun type… but dem vans dooooo lurve da swimmies!
Maine Coon kittehs will swimz sumtymes too!
Oh, Marie, ah sorreh u gotz low votzes.
Ah noes how u feels. Ah felt teh same wai wen ah saw dat poor kitteh’s face too…mah hart jus tor…. We bofe lub teh kittehs.
But ah happier wen ah see comments abowt lernin to swim…I go chex it owt, now, K?
PS I gibs you betta vote for lubbin dat kitteh and carin…
kthnxbai
Sum1 did not read teh article under teh pickture…
yeh – I thunk teh saym – but teh video frum bglolgrl mayk cleer: dis silly hyoomin wanned 2b shur her kittehs not be drownded in her nu p00l.
is nys thot, but scaredy kitteh!
Kitteh is noes aboosed–read teh erlier comments an teh article. Teh link is unner teh picher.
Not bein’ aboosed… bein’ drownproofed. Dat’s important for aneh kitteh whoze hyoomins has a swimmin’ pool.
woof its cold, pardon me miss coming thru, taking the long ways around next time.. i hope my hair doesnt turn green from the chlorine
sudnlee iz rememurd of ta jerri luis movie kesia boi. frum wai bak n da dai. long storee but jerri haz ah bunnie. bunnie iz whyte. laze n pole awl dai. turnz red furrd! get sunburnz!
u fibd 2 meh!! iz no fishz n heerz!!
Oh noz! Now she gotz da sop 2. Shez iz comin affer me for baff! Swim faster, feetz!
oh, noes! not teh sope! lol
Okey
Nao i gets mah junyer swimin baj
Aiz in BEEEG tub ub CAT SOLBENT!!! Hao I getz owt b4 aiz dissolb???
Or is it Soylent Green?
IT’S DIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!
Das bettur den Dep – ickky hair gel – can yoo imajin kitteh in big pool ub hayr gel? Totally 80s bebeh.
It’s Jaws!
duh-nuh! duh-nuh! duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh-duh-nuh…
New movie title: PAWS.
eben wiffowt de “It’s Jaw!” I wud ov totalee nown de reference
BWAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
teh liddle meeeewwwww!
hahahaha
must second dat! I’z still wipin da tearz away! Almose peed my pantz..
An whut a bee-yoo-tee-full-y eloquent tale!
*sporfle* Dat littl bitty “mew” at da end just killded meh! I’z DED.
Kitteh practisin foar himz liefgarded certifikashun.
Gonna weplase Haaselhofs.
He be runnin on teh beach wif himz lil red flotee…
LOOKOWT!!!! KITTEH SABIN LIVES!!!
Kitteh waay moar kewet dahn teh Hoff, or dahn Pamela Anderzon!
I hopez kitteh not temtid to have boob job laik Pammy for saik of sell ebery tea……
KITTEH !!! Waht big eyes u haz !!!!
Kitteh haz pretty green eyez, same color as water. So beeyootiful.
Yes, dat mah thot, too.
Yeah, furst ting I notice, jump rite outs at me.
Engajin cheezburgr sonar. MewPING! MewPING! MewPING!….
WIN!
Dive, dive! AhMEWWWWWWWgah!
member da carri grant movee wit da pink sub?
ai do! ai needz to find it agin…. wuts it kalld?
Operation Petticoat – th0 Iz th0ught of it az d3h “Tony Curtis” moveee
Is da WIN!!! funnee keyoot an klassik!
& ahsoH Sum laik itt hawt! Berry phunny too – haz 2 suspenned teh dysbeleef a lawt tho. Lawls!
I tink iz cawled “teh Pink Submarine” ……..n Tony Curtis waz in it 2,, I hadda BIG crash awn Tony Curtis wen ai waz a liddle gurl…….member “40 lbs ob trubble”? N teh classically line frum hiz bery furstest moby….”yondah lyes teh castl ob my faddah”
how bery barressin …..cooda swor it waz cawled pink submarine……*she runs quickly awai and hids unner teh bed…*
Unner-teh-bed iz gettin full, wif kitteh hidin from da mean bear alreddy dere.
das okay, I not mahnd us all snugglin togedda.
We dun howld aginst yoo, we awl furget tings. I luv dat line, “yondurr liez da cassul uv ma fadder!” LOL! I vagelee rememmer it…
Iz kewel; teh maor teh merrier undah teh bed.
An speekin ov “Undah teh Bed”, NE1 elz plai a game wehre U taek a song titl, and sez “>title< under teh bed”? For example, “Strange Kind of Woman Under the Bed”.
Also werks wit “in my pants” – usin ur eggsample, “Strange Kind of Woman in my pants”
(also u have to use Yooropeen meenin of pants or is not so phunnee)
Uzed to do “Under The Bed” in church, and rupchured sevral importunt internal orguns tryion not to laff owt lowd. Hymns are gud for “Under The Bed”.
Abide With Me…
Blow Ye Teh Trumpet…
Come Ye Thankful People…
I Sought The Lawrd…
Lord, Send Us Men…
O Love That Wilt Not Let Me Go…
There Is a Fountin Filled Wif Blud…
What Child Is This…
It wuz even hardur cus mah daddee was in teh pulpit keepin an eie on me.
*snork*
Heheh, Duffy, u was a eebil Preecher’s Kid. I noes bout dose.
Us useta play wif “under teh sheets” teh same way.
U kin also substitoot “pants” for any noun in anyfing, as in “Pants of the Fisherman,” “Gone with the Pants,” etc.
‘kay, wut’s “Yooropeeyin” meanin ov “pants”? I’ze confuzzled nao.
*licking shoulder daintily and trying to appear nonchalant*
AI onlee noes yello sub!
Dat odd. Youz dont sound bluish!
Freekin Meen Gurl. Put meh in da pool cuz she tinks “It will be cuuuuuuuuute!” Bah!
She no want you drown
Better learn can swim when big hyumenns round to halp if no!
OK, OK, I proov I nawt drown, nao STAWP POOTIN ME INNA POO!!!!
mebbe yu start pootin in da pewl – an she’ll stop?
dyvur goaz in caej, caej goaz in teh wahtar, Lolcat’s in teh wahtar
our lolcat…
vetrinary-man gonna haev a hart attak when he sees teh kitteh ai gonna bring him
*suspishuslee*
Whut dat meen?
Not soun guuuudddd….
farewell and adieu all u fair spanish ladeez
farewell and adieu all u ladeez of spane…
Fluffy Cat is down to 20% fluffy!
I canna keep teh fluffy up much longer, Cap’n
ST-TOS referunz FTW!!!
in soviet russia, water drinks YOU!
… waits fur Stend Polarkitteh rimark ….
Dis ladee heer heard dat Tigers like to swim.
Nooz Flash, lady!
I IS NAWT A TIGER!!
…take a week to get dis smell out of mah fur…
I iz not a Turkish Van neether. (I’z chinchilla persian, stoopy hooman)
i wunnerd bout dat – i thot vans hadz poyntee-er eerz.
I showz her. I sheds like crayzee and stops up alla her filterz.
Oh, I gotz a stress-shedder. She gets nervus an her fur comz owt in clumps – Trips to teh vet end up leavin haff a kitteh on teh examinin tabul cus she sheds so bad.
you’re gonna need a bigger cheezburger
…before I eben finks abowt forgivin joo!
Barge kitteh is not amused
MARCO!!
POLO!!
Bad ladee scare kitteh!!
IZ GONNA PEE UR BED IF U KEEP DOIN DIS TA MI!!!
I refyoose to lern to dog-paddul!!!!
abselootleh DO NOT WANT!!!!!!
Mr. Bigglesworth regained his fur when Dr. Evil’s submarine sank. He then swam to shore.
Ferryboat kitteh is ferrying
Knots bad to knaow kittehs cud swimz if fellz inna pool, but cud teh getz out? Teh swimz to edges but iz a wall. Hoaw getz out?
Iv stepz iz rite size, kittehs kan klym laddrz.
I no likez watur…I iz not a katfish!
Letz not furget teh Turkish Van breed kittehs. Tehy likes watr.
watr up noze an now i stinkz thankz lotz hyoomin
imph,
what breed is it?
Awh him eyes matches the watah
It’s a catfish!
Den wai yu gets in teh waturz? Lol.
holy crap that thing has big eyes! and the same color as the water!
“‘Is phun’ dog saiz… ‘ull like et’ dog saiz…”