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Screw dis! No wants!

read “Cats Cross Pool Swimmingly” article

photo by: Kevin Clark
capped and submitted by: Jim Balogh

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woodchuck

Too bad he can’t paddle with those long whiskers!

 
 
princess mu

nneresin artikle. Lurve conkurs awl, eben feer…well, sumtymze

woodchuck

Click on “Cats Cross Pool Swimmingly” under the picture to see the article.

Harriet

Yes, thanks for posting that link. I like to think that ICHC has a no-animals-were-harmed policy, even informally, and this bears it out.

Shasta

Mai kitteh drown in parents pool. Waz SUCH sad day. Kitteh waz wif meh 4 many years, I luved her very much.

This good idea for hoomins wif pool and kittehs. Perhaps mah kitteh kuld have uzed lessons.

paws4thot

Nothing personal; just a thought on the subject, and this seems like the best place to put it.

Make sure your pool has somewhere that the cats can climb out, or at least is shallow enought that they can rest until you get back and go looking for them.

 
Summer

Probably doing something as simple as attaching a piece of that plastic “grass” carpet/mat to the rim of the pool and letting it dangle down below the surface of the water as well as lapping over onto the deck/patio/whatever alongside the pool would help Kitty to be able to grab hold and climb out of the water, provided that Kitty has claws. If declawed, then it might still help but you might want to add some other sort of grab-able apparatus as well. Whatever enables a wet and probably freaked-out cat to climb out of the water unaided is a good idea.

 
 
 
 
 
 
Kathleen

Yay! I lub dis anser! I feelz all sorreh for teh kitteh an just not NOES wut to say for it…den ah reeds dat an feelz all betta! LOL! Thx, Taio!

 
iamhoff

me hayts watur, but tu git cheezburgur is wurf it.

 
 
SarahD

Kitteh Frum Teh Green Lagune

Nao in Theeaturs

Raetd “R” for grafik vilense agenst hoomins

 
taio

Now here ar some reel noodly appendages. And he am even floating!

 
iamhoff

I wuz tuched bai de noodelee appenduhjezz!! FSM FTW!

 
 
Melissa

I’z runnin wai tonite.

teh desert. somwheres vary vary dri.

Andrea

An sumbuddie get me bukkit kitteh lawlyer’s numbur!

 
 
lourdesmont

Mah bruffer jes putted in a new pool. Hims kittehs used tu runnin owt uf pass-fru en onto lan…lena… pateyo diden spect pool tu b there. Lots of kittehs goez “kersplashies!” into pool. Kittehs paddles tu stairs en get owt, luk round lyke “Eye mentz tu do dat!” den go sit in sun so get all warm en dry. Dis cauz much funniez for stoopy hoomans! But kittehs only ever doez it oncet!

Kittehs smarter den stoopy hoomans!

LBeeeze

wai lol

aksidental pool kittehs

once iz enuff fer awl nine lives !!!

 
Dani

Mai kitteh onse fell into bubbel baff… lol he thinked bubbels were solid! he runz awai so fast he wetted the whole haus…. vewi funny tho….

paws4thot

I seed Burmese Kitteh tri & wauk on privet hedj 2 kach burdies lotz ov timez. It jst nawt lern daht burdies kan wauk on hedjez but kittehs R 2 hevy.

 
Kermette (IRL)

I cannot has kitteh cuz of jellus goggie :(
One dai we brot teh goggie to de park to plaiye. We wuz neer teh duk pnond & der wuz a Mr & Mrs HoogeSwan schwimmen in teh miggle of teh pnond looken affer der ikkle behbeh swanlets. Teh goggie ran off her leesh… thot she be lyke Jebus & run akros teh pnond whatur. But, my goggie not so grate aktully wit wawken on whatur.
She be gud at seenken lyke hooge rokk!
Silleh stoopy goggie… Papa HoogeSwan cudda murdericated ikkle smelly goggie.
Kittehs do has more smarts dan dat!
Ennywon wanna swop a kutie kittie for a non-floaty-in-whatur goggie?? :D

 
Summer

A kitteh I used to hab did dat one tyme. I wuz taykin’ bubblybaff and kitteh jumped into tub den nearly ran on water to get owt again! Sumhao she manijjed to get owt wivowt gettin wet awl ober.

Uvver kitteh (her sister) came in anuvver tyme wen I wuz taykin’ bubblybaff and layed on syde ov tub awl relaxed, and danglin’ her tayle in water. Tip ov tayle got awl wet, but kitteh didn’t eben notice, and wen she did notice, she didn’t care. Water was warm. ;-)

 
 
Kathleen

dat iz deelaitfullee funnee! Deeserves 10 cheezburgas! :D

 
 
kag

And tehre is no fishees in here.

Is big fishbowl, not no where fishees is.

Stoopee fishbowl. I leave.

 
 
ElfElfs

kitteh has teh luk of sheer terrur D:

 
woodchuck

I wanted 2 noe wut dat sweeet-tawkin tomcat ment, wen he tole me mai aiyz wuz liek teh Limpid Pooolz…

Wen I seez him nekst, he wil neber yoos dat dum layn agen! Dis is da end ob da layn fur him!

 
 
 
Wolverine Girl

Monorail cat r now amfibeus veehickle

 
 
marie

dis one ain’t funni. dat poor kitteh bein aboosed.

woodchuck

firs taym I red dis wun, I thot it sed “kitteh bein absorbed.”

Maerlyn99

Poofy whyte kitteh iz absorbent.

iamhoff

An dat he wont shrink. Or iz dere a “t” wif dat wurd?

 
Maerlyn99

Eew. Stinky! “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault!”

 
 
 
 
kiwican

noes, pwner jest do not want kittehs 2 dwown iff dey fallz inn watter!

B!

Yeah, but… as IF!!! I never seen a cat fall in da wadur. I seen dem levetayt abuv it whil purrformeeng puurfeck 180 to get away frum, but nevr fall in da deep. Unless dey chasin a cheesburger…

Onlee big enuff aminal I nevr seen swim wuz ma fur goggie, Rebel. Meen steppoop frew him in da poo, poor Rebel sank to da bawtum, an walkt owt uv da poo and den run an hid frum da meen steppoop.

(Luve it, usin de “First pet, first street” rool uv porn names, I is Rebel Yale! Yeeeehaw!!)

Blurgle

I’ve seen it happen. The cat died.

This is not abuse, it’s common sense for anyone with a pool.

 
LadyKat

I izint so sure “Muffin Yargate” wud sell verry good…But if I yooz my second street, Muffin Baker is at least funny!
(an da man hoo throwed yur goggie inna pool IZ poopy - NOT NICE!)

 
 
 
Eleanor

No, is okay, Marie, he nots bein’ hurtz. His hoomyn mama teaches all her kitteh babees 2 swimz, ’cause she hads freends kittehs drowned…. Not want for her babeehs! No trow kitteh inna pool — holds kitteh and walkies in pool wid babeh, stayz wid babeh. No abuze.

B!

But dey awl hed srtayt to edj uv pool, an den run an shake leg, run an shake leg. Goggies whut luv it, caynt keep em owt…. Mebbe iz nawt 110 degreez der…

Hubby’s dad sez wun tiem in da 70′d, dey cam home an fown a drownded chiken in da pool. Nevr fown owt shere da chickie came frum…

An we had a few skwirtls dat struggled way too much befoar dey fin da stayrz, an hadda rest on da deck befoar dey cood get back to treez… At leest nawt drown, da lil ponygrannit theeves! I worry, but de wet wunz always recuvver an wobble back to der tree…. If nawt, I no da wilelife sanchoowerree whoo will hep dem if I bring em…

 
 
Lucy

Watch da video. Kitteh getz in der wiff 6 udder kittehs an dey lubs it!

 
Linda

I hope kitteh skrachez hoomin face in the nite

 
uuuluuu

dats a Turkish Van kitty, dey r wel nown for swimin

B!

Iz nawt, iz googlee eye perzun type… but dem vans dooooo lurve da swimmies!

Summer

Maine Coon kittehs will swimz sumtymes too!

 
 
 
Kathleen

Oh, Marie, ah sorreh u gotz low votzes. :( Ah noes how u feels. Ah felt teh same wai wen ah saw dat poor kitteh’s face too…mah hart jus tor…. We bofe lub teh kittehs.

But ah happier wen ah see comments abowt lernin to swim…I go chex it owt, now, K?

PS I gibs you betta vote for lubbin dat kitteh and carin…

kthnxbai

 
UD

Sum1 did not read teh article under teh pickture…

 
cSmall

yeh - I thunk teh saym - but teh video frum bglolgrl mayk cleer: dis silly hyoomin wanned 2b shur her kittehs not be drownded in her nu p00l.

is nys thot, but scaredy kitteh!

 
doctorcat

Kitteh is noes aboosed–read teh erlier comments an teh article. Teh link is unner teh picher.

 
Summer

Not bein’ aboosed… bein’ drownproofed. Dat’s important for aneh kitteh whoze hyoomins has a swimmin’ pool.

 
 
leaf

woof its cold, pardon me miss coming thru, taking the long ways around next time.. i hope my hair doesnt turn green from the chlorine

princess mu

sudnlee iz rememurd of ta jerri luis movie kesia boi. frum wai bak n da dai. long storee but jerri haz ah bunnie. bunnie iz whyte. laze n pole awl dai. turnz red furrd! get sunburnz!

 
 
cheezburgler

u fibd 2 meh!! iz no fishz n heerz!!

 
Lucy

Oh noz! Now she gotz da sop 2. Shez iz comin affer me for baff! Swim faster, feetz!