Comments on: I iz not alcoholic

By: amber robinson

amber robinson — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:11:33 +0000

lol this picture is so funny he is defo passionate bout summit maybe not the wine who know’s ha ha ha ha…. i love these pictures they are really funny i always have a godd laugh afta seeing them …

By: Sascha Vogt » Blog Archiv » Ah, da Chateau de la Kitteh

Sascha Vogt » Blog Archiv » Ah, da Chateau de la Kitteh — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:44:25 +0000

[...] u must be passionate abowt da wine. [...]

By: Ah, da Chateau de la Kitteh - ParodyBlog.net

Ah, da Chateau de la Kitteh - ParodyBlog.net — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 16:27:37 +0000

[...] u must be passionate abowt da wine. [...]

By: Ah, da Chateau de la Kitteh « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:00:10 +0000

[...] u must be passionate abowt da wine. [...]

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 19:41:47 +0000

Alkerhollik kitteh sayz: “Mah denile, let meh show j00 it.”

By: Pepperzhooman

Pepperzhooman — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:19:21 +0000

I lernt from watchin u hooman!

By: Happy cat is happy « Lolcats ‘n’ Funny Pictures - I Can Has Cheezburger?

Wed, 14 May 2008 13:00:35 +0000

[...] wut? i nawt drunk. i jus appreshiatin wine. [...]

By: Sal

Sal — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 00:32:39 +0000

Yo ho yo ho, share w/ us kitteh

By: Liz Broughton

Liz Broughton — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:38:18 +0000

Wot! nobuddy no Philanderin Swans? I luv them like I cuddlin a bottle wyn.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:19:30 +0000

LOL… nw wurd, Anomymouse. He writin a lot of stuffs, n livin a long time, teh crazy ol mouse. He evn older tan micky!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:39:11 +0000

I can haz nawt wantin 2 be NE moar dahn teh teenayjer?

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 14:34:41 +0000

Gruiss Gott frau gayla. Wie geitts ist einen?

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:10:41 +0000

An drunks go to parteez.

By: Kinky Ink Tattoos

Kinky Ink Tattoos — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:14:38 +0000

I is no alcoholic .. I is a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.

By: winewithdinner

winewithdinner — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:28:50 +0000

This is outstanding! Can there be t-shirts or posters or something???

By: RushnGreen

RushnGreen — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:47:39 +0000

Teh Philanderin Swans?

By: D Marie

D Marie — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 00:45:50 +0000

I tink dey also furgots teh peepl who werked at distillaries. Oops, we can have muches unemployment an failed business? Granpa was chemist at Merchants at teh time. Taut chemistry during prohibishun, an den back to teh distillary.
(Gratuitous linkage, cause he was also horticulturist, an I be prowd of him. He developed this dahlia 40 years ago, and it is still for sale!)
http://www.dahlias.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=117

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:50:12 +0000

Title of pome is “Judged by the Company One Keeps.” By the grate and profilic Anomymouse.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:47:44 +0000

Yeh – funnee thing is, everbodee had to voted – to make the mendmint most of teh states has to say OK. So first time EEEEEEverbody said, “We not want can has alkyhol!!!!”…then teh nex time EEEEEEverbody said, “Oh, well, we didn noe you ment we cudnt has alkyhol, dat wuz stoopy and now weze in a depreshun!!”
Wuz a short time, tu – same “EEEEEEverbody”!

By: The Crapture

The Crapture — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:41:45 +0000

zzzzz…hc….i ar not hevy drinkr…snrt…fft…i’z a konnasoor of teh fienur furrmentid bevrijez, damit….zzzzz

By: Nika

Nika — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:08:51 +0000

Srsly. I reed dem an be liek “Whar yu be tastin dat cherry? I dun tayst no cherry. Dis wine taysts liek…well, wine.”
If’n I wanted to drink a tree, den…wayt…how wood yu drink a tree? Gots ta get bak to yus on dat one.

By: johnson442

johnson442 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:41:14 +0000

We can has Community?

By: ozzy mandius

ozzy mandius — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 20:27:55 +0000

But itz alrite
Cuz itz midnite
An i gotz tu moar bottlz uv wine!

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:42:42 +0000

I Kan’t remmemmer teh author of tihs pome:

One night in late October
When I was far from sober
Returning with my load with manly pride
My feet began to stutter
So I lay down in the gutter
And a pig came near and lay down
By my side.
A lady passing by was heard to say,
“You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses”
And the pig got up and slowly walked away!

(I’ll drink to that)

By: CrazyOldLady

CrazyOldLady — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 18:35:11 +0000

I kannot beeleevee yu left yurself open four this wun!!! LOL

By: myfrisbee

myfrisbee — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:29:23 +0000

Mai wein tastin nolege…..let me show you it.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 17:03:39 +0000

Bach soon
Offenbach sooner.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:58:10 +0000

LOL. I bemember wen wine reviews didn try to describe flavr. Dey talked bout teh wine’s “body” and “thrust,” like dis: “This fullbodied wine has enormous thrust and a sweet finish.”

I didn no whether to drink it or date it.

Nao dey is all about oak an cherry flavrs. Is liek drinkin trees.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:53:23 +0000

Vorpal daggers of death, LOL. Does dey onlee wurk aginst manxome foes?

By: gayla34

gayla34 — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:36:51 +0000

2 resist my phunny is futial )

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:18:11 +0000

as Cutty sed tu Howse las niet: i iz NOT enaybling u no mors.

By: Eleanor

Eleanor — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:16:13 +0000

Me jus keepz hearin kitteh mutterins, “bowjoolays….”

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:11:10 +0000

Yes, mai beauties, sumthing with poison in it, but attraktif to teh eye, an soothing to teh smell. Puppys… Puppys will be puttin them to sleeps. Sleeeeeps.

By: cSmall

cSmall — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:01:41 +0000

goin chopin – be bach leider – yu keep a handel on tings
kthxbai

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 16:01:14 +0000

reachy, reach-cha-cha, ring rang, wallwalla bing bang.
(revenge of teh tasteless earwormz))

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehz

JanetCanHas4Kittehz — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:58:30 +0000

Gayla34!!! U r pullin mai legz! Maed mee laff, tho. Wen U sayz it, soundz reely funnie.

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:56:55 +0000

i fink T-bown wud rathr ly down in a feeld of PUPPYS PUPPYS PUPPYS PUPPYS PUPPYS…

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:52:23 +0000

hmm.
reachy.
tsk.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:34:24 +0000

an less charity. . .

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:30:31 +0000

an i’d rather haf a boddel in fron of me than a frondal lobodomee.

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:27:41 +0000

Iz too hawt today – needed sumthin to cool mah tummee. Dis nise, tho I purfur shampaine.

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:25:15 +0000

LOL @ teh revyoos:

“Everything imaginable went wrong. Joan’s husband wanted to pour it down the driveway or use it to fertilize the plants but Joan wouldn’t give up on it. She kept adding things until it started to taste better.”

an for the chateau de paws: “a sense of balance that spares it from dismissal as just another California whack-you-upside-the-head big boy.”

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:19:03 +0000

(top uv teh list)

By: pittypat

pittypat — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:18:26 +0000

den mama’s got a squeeze box, an daddy nevver sleeps at nite?

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:18:23 +0000

pleh. dat wun is fr teh dogs. i be lukins fr dis oen:
http://www.winemakermag.com/feature/146.html

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:15:41 +0000

redred wyn u maek me feel so fien…

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:14:47 +0000

we can has mah-choor-itee.
[SNORK]

By: Duffy

Duffy — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:13:50 +0000

Gud wun!

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:12:23 +0000

u eerwurm-flingin bustard.
i’z gonna sends u bak tu muthr inna cardbowrd bocks… u betar run
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/25/im-in-ur-bocks-pruvin-schrodinger-rong/

By: Jack Deth

Jack Deth — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:03:19 +0000

Liddil Kitteh lykez
t3h smoove bawttilz. Pawz an klawz
slydz effurtlesslee

Bawtillz kynd uv lyke
Teddee Bayur. Wawrm in sunlyte,
butz nawtz so skwishee

Nawt a guud pillo,
ackshuallee. Bawtill maydz
2 B heldz awn 2

Jack.