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I iz not alcoholic

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…I’z passionat bout wine

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Jenny

But, kitteh, u too yung to drinks! Human supplyin u wif teh wine cood be in biiiig trubl!!

Kathleen

aww…teh sad trufe is….kittehs bee drinkin yunger and yunger….can gets it frum all kines of peepuls….wee needs too keep karful eye on dem an warn dem how much trubbul it can bee…

paws4thot

An, coars, Kittehz R awl goin about “toold up” wif NEting frawm 18 to 26 vorpal daggers of death.

doctorcat

Vorpal daggers of death, LOL. Does dey onlee wurk aginst manxome foes?

 
 
 
 
Jenny

drunken kitteh seys “Maiiy show, it letsh me downfall you.”

 
Jenny

Mai fake ID, lets me show u it :c)

 
Andrea

Ah drinkz… tew kill da painz

 
CrazyOldLady

I Kan’t remmemmer teh author of tihs pome:

One night in late October
When I was far from sober
Returning with my load with manly pride
My feet began to stutter
So I lay down in the gutter
And a pig came near and lay down
By my side.
A lady passing by was heard to say,
“You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses”
And the pig got up and slowly walked away!

(I’ll drink to that)

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Title of pome is “Judged by the Company One Keeps.” By the grate and profilic Anomymouse.

Jenny

LOL… nw wurd, Anomymouse. He writin a lot of stuffs, n livin a long time, teh crazy ol mouse. He evn older tan micky!

 
 
 
 
Zeeba's Daddeh

Egyptian kitteh iz in de Nile.

stend

she’s the queen of denial

 
stend

sh3 is the qu33n of d3nial

 
stend

is wordpress completely spastic for everyone this evening, or am I just special?

Kathleen

Oh, u r speshul, stend. U r speshul….

LOL!

 
paws4thot

Awl LOLfrendz R speshul, but U R maor speshul tahn most.

Seriously, I now think issues with this site are mostly due to the voting system. I use other WordPress sites that don’t have a voting system implimented, and they are way punchier to load, and less flakey in terms of how they handle uploads.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

“Animal Farm” almost quote FTW!

 
 
LBeeeze

wee awlwais knowed dat u road de leetle yellow bus

 
CrazyOldLady

I kannot beeleevee yu left yurself open four this wun!!! LOL

 
 
Nika

Da first stayge of denile is…denile.

 
 
markdaycomedy

Teh first bottul haf a smell-flavur

of catnip

an varyus nom noms

an teh-newspaper-dat-u-wants-to-reed-dat-i-sits-on

It goes well wif teh meet kibbles,

but with teh fish kibbles?

not so grate akshully

Teh sekund bottul…

I tells u in a minit….

First ah has to lies down furr a bit….

Srslzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nero82

Uh, kitteh, first bottul has not catnip flavus. Dats the catnip resydue on ur noz. Bad kitteh. No be snortin the catnip nemore, bad4u!

Duffy

Oboy - teh whole wurld smelz liek nip!!

 
 
 
cheezburgler

kontribyutin tu teh deleenkwensee ov a kitteh iz a feliny

 
 
Dustbunny

This wine has an unpretentious bouquet redolent of lavender, rainy mist and aged Birkenstocks.

I can has more plz? kthxbai.

doctorcat

LOL. I bemember wen wine reviews didn try to describe flavr. Dey talked bout teh wine’s “body” and “thrust,” like dis: “This fullbodied wine has enormous thrust and a sweet finish.”

I didn no whether to drink it or date it.

Nao dey is all about oak an cherry flavrs. Is liek drinkin trees.

Nika

Srsly. I reed dem an be liek “Whar yu be tastin dat cherry? I dun tayst no cherry. Dis wine taysts liek…well, wine.”
If’n I wanted to drink a tree, den…wayt…how wood yu drink a tree? Gots ta get bak to yus on dat one.

 
 
 
johnson442

Alchohol will leave your lief a shambles, and your destiny in dah gutter!

However, as gutters go, this one looks rather nice! Comfy, even!

 
Thornius

We will sell no kitteh b4 itz time……ITZ TIME!!!!

 
tribble

wino kitty wants to know:

i can has fine merlot?

 
stend

very, very passionate…

“… hey baby, you’re looking mighty fine tonight. that a new label? rawr…”

 
Thornius

Iz not Merlot; IZ Pinot Noir! Nom……nom……nom!

pittypat

I have become . . .comfortably nom.

Teho

u eerwurm-flingin bustard.
i’z gonna sends u bak tu muthr inna cardbowrd bocks… u betar run
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/25/im-in-ur-bocks-pruvin-schrodinger-rong/

pittypat

den mama’s got a squeeze box, an daddy nevver sleeps at nite?

 
pittypat

reachy, reach-cha-cha, ring rang, wallwalla bing bang.
(revenge of teh tasteless earwormz))

 
Teho

as Cutty sed tu Howse las niet: i iz NOT enaybling u no mors.

 
 
 
 
 
 
johnson442

Eighteenth Amendment?

DO NOT WANT!!!

ManfredMom

Das wai we hab twnyfursted mendmint!

paws4thot

Que? I iz nawt Merrykan; I nawt unnerstanz mentedmintz.

brainfire

mendmintz r teh speshul condishuns 2 the merrykan constitushun. bery, bery mportunt 2 us merrykans. hope dis helps u. kthxbai

 
teenie

eighteenth sed “u no can has alkeehol” but peeplz had it ennyway. Gin joyntz en rum runnrz en speekeezeez en Al Kapown…wuz lotsa alkeehol en lotsa kryme!

twnyfurst sed “ok dat wuz stoopy idea, u can has alkeehol agen”

 
paws4thot

Manee manee thanx. I noze teh histree ov daht naow: Jst diddnt noze it wuz dunn and undunn by mendedmintz 2 dah Konstitchewshun.

Duffy

Yeh - funnee thing is, everbodee had to voted - to make the mendmint most of teh states has to say OK. So first time EEEEEEverbody said, “We not want can has alkyhol!!!!”…then teh nex time EEEEEEverbody said, “Oh, well, we didn noe you ment we cudnt has alkyhol, dat wuz stoopy and now weze in a depreshun!!”
Wuz a short time, tu - same “EEEEEEverbody”!

 
D Marie

I tink dey also furgots teh peepl who werked at distillaries. Oops, we can have muches unemployment an failed business? Granpa was chemist at Merchants at teh time. Taut chemistry during prohibishun, an den back to teh distillary.
(Gratuitous linkage, cause he was also horticulturist, an I be prowd of him. He developed this dahlia 40 years ago, and it is still for sale!)
http://www.dahlias.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=117

 
 
 
gayla34

Are u perchance from Austria?? :D)

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Gayla34!!! U r pullin mai legz! Maed mee laff, tho. Wen U sayz it, soundz reely funnie.

gayla34

2 resist my phunny is futial :D)

 
 
paws4thot

Gruiss Gott frau gayla. Wie geitts ist einen?

 
 
 
 
 
Nero82

Kitteh haz trubbles wif da corkskrewz. Plz be makin sure to bi skrewtopp nex tyme. Ktknx!

Zutto

Noes, itz be needings box winez. They has some good ones out now. Teh can be toggled with no thumbs! And no break when fall of counter ’cause are lept upon!

 
 
medicated_maiden

hmmmz…remindz me of sumonez i noes….is me and mai mummy….we lives next door to young son of local wine compny ownarz…wine for all holidaez, deleevared in pretty basket by pretty son of wine ownarz. 20somethings italian heir to vinyard!! WANT!

 
 
 
B!

Hav sum madeera, ma deer!
Iz shoorlee much bedar dan beer!

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I lurves dat sawng!

RushnGreen

Teh Philanderin Swans?

Liz Broughton

Wot! nobuddy no Philanderin Swans? I luv them like I cuddlin a bottle wyn.