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Iz shootin’ @ da wallz uv hartayke. Bang bang.
gud song!
it IZ gude song! It rawkz! I ‘members dansin to it at teh…
(sigh) i iz so old…
feer knotith, ronnie cat. da ageen b making the purrsnality better ebry dai…
Ifn da slaet be blank,
er da brane beez smoof,
der iz ah plaze fur da footur knowlage.
from da wrinkles and da battle scars do we bkome the results of the skulptur
tymez, shi weel shayp uz.
lyfe, shi weel teech uz
strangth, deez tryals weel give uz
apon tyme an lyfe we weel leave r marc
Paynted by da lyfe we weez chooze ta lib
Wow…right profound, that! Where it from?
fanks
I’m pretty shoore Ah just maed it upz.. I doans tink I ebur heaerz it bfore
We can has philolosophies!
no, no, no, we haz philoscats!”
momcat
felisophies?
dat beez beeyooteeful, Mu!! iz ful ob da wunnerful! may i haz ur permishun to sharez dat wif my groop ob seniors dat i kairs foar? i fink dey wood enchoy it berry muchz. ( coars, wood hafta tranzl8 into peepul speek faor dem, cuz dey no know da kittehspeek.)
Berry naiss!
Here in non-LOLspeak- is this about right?
If the slate is blank
Or the brain is stuck
There is a place for future knowledge
From wrinkles & battle scars do we become the results of the sculpture
Time, it will shape you
Life, it will teach you
Strength, these trials will give you
Upon time & life, we will leave our mark
Painted by the life we choose to live
Fank Joo SOOO muchlee!!!
Please feel free to share to your hearts content.
Kiwican You had it very close!
If the slate is blank,
or the brain is smooth,
there is room for future knowledge.
From the wrinkles and the battle scars do we become the results of the sculptor.
Time, she will shape you.
Life, she will teach you.
Strength, these trails will give you.
Upon time and life we will leave our mark,
painted by the choices we make.
p.s. I may have made a few spelling errors. lol cat speak rocks because you are never in danger of misspelling anything. I changed the last line a bit, thinking it goes over better this way in people speak. *blush* thanks again for all your nice comments.
Very profound indeed! Thank you princessmu! This makes me want to get off my ass and get into college! lolz
I think I shall translate that into English (wif yur permishun, ov korse) and sent it to my friends…very thought provoking!
Diz is sooooo beyootiful. I iz teered up a little, srsly. I am happy to see that teh othurs are going to share it 2. Fank u!
I’m old enough to remember that song AND the movie. :p
I hurd da gang prob wuz getin outta control… & iz such a nize naborhud!
Gotta admit as gangz go is nize gang, ackshully.
mebbe eez onleh gang aye wud schnorgle wif!
Surtenlee onlee gang wiid boath schnorgl wif!
*opens door*
EEEK!
*slams door*
Deyz owt 2 get meh!
LOL! Dats wut I thawt too…
Warrierrrrrssssssssssssssssssss!
I weerd, I ravver see Lordz uv Flatboosh… So straynj a moovee, so straynj da actrz playin da straynj karacktoorz.. whu’s it abowt? I dunno. But I liekt it… when I wuz 11….
That’s not wierd. LofF is the better film, but The Warriors tagline fits the photo better.
U SHAWT CYRUS!!
WE’S GONNA GITZ U!!
Mu hubz lub dat moovie.
My son lub it too….and the video game
check it out – still gotz itz own website
http://warriorsmovie.co.uk/
iz 1 of mah all time favez…1st watchd it wen ah wuz a kitlet sevral yrs ago, watchd itz agin lazt month, so full of win <3
sigh…watched it as a first-run feeture….back in College days…
“CAN YOU COUNT, SUCKAHS?”
Teh CatStreet Boys! Cat Street is bak!
“kat streetz back, alright!”
“OMG, we’z bak agin
lolcats, kittehs, evurbody sing
i has a flavr i gunna bring, and sho u how
i has questshun, and u can be anserin now?
i is can be original?
yah.
…teh onleh one?
yah.
i is secksyouall?
yah.
am i everycheez u needz?
pleez to be rahkin ur bodee nao.”
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soopur rxtra WinZ
Id gif yoo hunreadz ah burgers
awesum parodee!! 500 CHEEZBARGORZ!
stawt gangster
Mah posse. Let me show you it.
karefull dere…LOL!
I sed POSSE, not wut ur thinkin!
Butt akshully, it is, after all, a Pussy Posse!
*ROTFLMAO*
Reminds me of when my mom told my brother that she’d decided she wanted to be cremated and wanted to show him her niche (that she’d chosen for her ashes to reside in), and he said:
“You want to show me your WHAT??!” (He had no clue what she was talking about.)
Also:
“You boys some kind of … posse?” *blam blam blam blam blam* ” I hate posses.” (from 3:10 to Yuma)
Oh Tiny….we misseded yu!! Welkum bak!! Woohoo….think I will sellabrate!!
Our ever-so-slightly-over-stylized gang kostums.
Let us show you them.
Menacingly.
*slightly* overstylized ???
( following that train of thought )
“why yes – we’ve decided to have our gang costumes make us look like extras from cats. because all the other ideas were taken. you got a problem with that?”
Would a “train of thought” be for extras from Cats? Surely “Starlight Express” is more relevant?
Sumhows dat pun remoovd mai spleen … owch … ;D
Dis here kitteh gangz.
Named Teh “Nip tukkerz.”
Dere’s teh goggie gangz
the “leg lifturz.”
Wach owt when dey rumbulz.
Oh…watch da fur fly!!!
werd tu ya mommakitteh.
oar
we can haz kittehgangsta sign? o wait. we haf no pozabul fums. ewez ur tailz insted nk? repezent, d00dz!
We makes bizkitz for da gangsinez.
Just what is it you kittehs are rebelling against?
Whuttya gotz?
niiiinjaz =D
Oh noes! iz teh Furries comin after teh Warrierz!!
valkurfurries?
wez rides horses now?
momcat
U not gotz enuff cheezburgers fur us, we leeve presints on ur deck – rite in front of dore!
Teh kittehs gonna rumble toniiiiiite
Teh kittehs gonna hab ter way toniiiitee
The Doggy Woggys grumble Fair Fite, but if tey start ta rumble
we rumble em rite.
WSS= happy 50
wow! 50!! good call ms. f’s. and teh burgerz, well, u keeps outdoing urseffs!
BIG WINZ
wen ur uh kitteh, ur a kitteh a kitteh awl da wai
frum ur frist sigahrett to ur last dyein dai …
lurvs teh WSS!11!1!!
well miss foots, ai am neber gonna be abl to heer dat song agin witowt heerin doze werdz………LOL and den som…… FTW !!!!!
dat isz prolli teh bestest rewerking ob ani tuun on diz sight…..
bery wel don !
When I has a hangover…
I singz
“I feel shitti oh so shitti…”
omgroflwtfbbq…. i fowt I wuz da onliezt peepz hoo singded it dat wai!! gmta, melissa!
Ma fren startid singin “shitti at nyte… shitti at nyte”
I laff, hubbee snarlz, I sing NYEAA! (al la 3 stoojis) Jus lak Jimmeh duz in dat sawng! LOL!
“Lissa, yu gonna get me in trubble at wurk!!! Cut dat owt!
OMG me n my friends just watched that movie n beat the game. you should all go and rent the movie and game the Warriors, and you’ll truly understand how hilarious this is XD
Kood it be reel? two refurnuzzez in eh piccy? Zomg!
This lot reminds me of ‘Meerkat Manor’ on UK satellite TV!!
Luvs meerkat manor!!! Teh Wiskers rulz :c)
Can you dig it?
“ai sey teh fyoochur iz owwrrrz!
kan yewwww dig it!”
deyz gut us fightn over ar terf, ar liddl pees of terf!
Growchee old kitteh sayz:
Humph! Doan makez me comez out dere an thrashes u yung punks wit mah CANE O DOOM!
Ah will thrashes u wit wun paw behine mah back!
Ah will thrashes u all, in a trice!
Ah been tru 3 WARZ an starvashun an hartake, an ah ain gonna bee scaired bah de laks of U punks!
Bring it on!
(Ole Granpa kitteh’s wife sayz “Oh, noes…he gonna getz himsef in trubbel agin, an seys: “Oh, grandpahhhh……comez here..I tinks I hearz a mows…and ” Growchee ol granpa says, “U punks bee luckee…I takez care ub u laterz…” and grumbelz off to getz teh mowse.
*damz…now ah gotz a liddo sting in mah eye….*
We can has subwai tokens?
Srsly.
We gots all-boroughs gang confrunce to attends to.
Some cat kalled Cyrus, he gots some big nounc-mint.
Can’t waits to heer it.
Sumthin bout trooc.
First we has trooc,
then we has tak-ovvur ov evri burger joint in teh five boroughs.
So… yeah…. subwai tokens.
DO WANT!
SRSLY!
Oh, and we can has baseball batt mebbi?
Despite our lack of pozable fumbs…
Hai, we iz goin dore-2-dore 2 collekt munnies 4 a baseball batt 4 owr gang. We srsly sujjest u maeks a big donayshuns 2 owr fund. We also needz munnies 4 a lil red waggin an a harness so we kin taek teh baseball batt 2 big gang meetin.
Wut u laffin at?
Where iz r tuna plsthxsbai
Oh noes! Mai coke botels, I don’t haz it!
erm, dey b bight-siez bier boddelz.
n dey b rite heer wiv me, lol!
**clink clink clink clink**
Rilly? I gez I nevurr noetissed dat. Eethr wai, iz a pritty kreepee seen. Loother wuz a syko.
U C WARRYURZ? U C WUT U GETZ WEN U MES WIV TEH ORPHANZ???!!!!!!
Mei bestest movie evr, stck bat up ur …. and call u popsicle
A plurality of kittehs; see above, kittehs to the power of four.
WTF is VurtualRuler98? That was my comment, a@@hol forked it up.
Dat happen to me couple times, too. We can has identitee crises courtesy of wordpress?
Dead End Kid: “Did Rocky die as they said, like a yellow rat?”
Father Jerry: “It’s true, boys. Every word of it. He died like they said. All right, fellas. Let’s go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn’t run as fast as I could.”
(sry, cudn’t kittifi it…)
ai luff dat moovee. james catgney wuz da bezt!
The Chowda gang….Tomato vs creamy, Manhattan vs Boston
Come on, youse, we got our chowder going on…bring it, we waiting.
“The Chowda gang….Tomato vs creamy, Manhattan vs Boston”
Neithah. Cleah. As Gawd Intended. With Clamcakes an’ Stuffies.
/usta dig mah own
//allergic
///have to make do with cawn chowdah
////yah allergy is teh suck
/////slashies on ichcb
“Here Fido” “Cum owt to pla Spot” Wez redy.
Teh possee has arrived an demans teh cheezburgers!
The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows,
Are proud and implacable passionate foes;
~~~~~~~
When suddenly, up from a small basement flat,
Why who should stalk out but the GREAT RUMPUSCAT.
~~~~~~~
Amatures.
Teh tankee go to T.S. Eliot
Best. Your awusm!
Gib us da cheezbururz and da toona fishies an we leaves yer gardin aloan. Udderwize, u getz tomater surprize!
Awl doze in fabur…
Raze Tails!
REGULATORRRRRRRZ!!!!!1!!
Mownt up!
yung gunz ref. l lubs it.
[cue Shaquille O'Neal]
“Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Cannnnnn youuuuuuuuu dig it?”
Wats in ur wallit??
lolz!!11!!1
Kittehz smeelz t3h fude
fum blawkz away. Hoapz Hewminz
will beez jennurrus
“Wun boal uv milk. Or
weez tayrz t3h playse up”. Kittehz
pracktiss eckstoarshun
“Koodz beez much wurse. Koodz
beez askeeng 4 Dubbillz
Cheezburgrz an fryz .”
Jack.
tehe, i seez it:
back ro, ltr: dey b rembrant n cochis
frant ro, ltr: dey b swan n mercy
dunno whar vermin b, sry 4 ajax n teh fox
.
or b dey teh rogz?
This is so full of win, I can’t believe it only got 4 cheezburgers.
Meme-o-licious!
Akshuly dese kittehs jest came frum tryin out for teh Jets song in West Sied Storee. Un4tunatly they wurr rejektd–u needz thums to snap teh feengrs.
O, Awwfisser Kruppkee
Weze barreez uppssetz
Cuz weze nebber gawtz the Rubbinz
ebee Kitteh shoodz getz
Jack.
Jack – U outduz urself again!
Imagin awl of WSS in LOLKitteh and an awl-kitteh kast. In sllightlee overstyled kostewmz. AWWSUM!
Mah gang; let me show U them:-
Mr Tabby, Mr DJC, Mr Maine Coon, Mr Siamese, Mr Scotch Fold.
DJC – “Why does he always get to be Maine Coon?”
Goodz stuff, paws4thot!
No wun knoez refferense 2
“Reservwar Kitthehz”
“Meezer Mayn Koon iz
awn anudder jawb, bizzee
wiff anudder gang!”
“Ebbeewun wantz 2
beez ‘Meezer Tabee’ cuz itz
sowndz kool… Nawt dis tyme!”
Jack.
Ergh. What’s with all the vague culture references lately? If you have to Google the reference, then it’s not that funny. :-/
Coz yu never no whin yu are gonna step into da Kash Kab and need to no dozew vague kultural ferenencez, sillee…
cuz lernin is phun…n’da mental.
Juz cuz I don noes it donut means udders don noes it…iz comooni…cyumyuooni…tawkin wit frens!
When ur a Jet ur a Jet awl teh waiz …
From ur furst mousie-tail
To ur last dyin’ daiz.
Here’s ma wallet! Pls no hurt me!
Rats…shudda said “Here’s ma catnip pls no hurt me!”
ahh well
“Badges? Wez don need no stinkin badges! (apologies to John Ford)
Fuffur: O hai, wanna buy a magazeen suscripchin? Wes tryin to maek munny to go to Noo Yawk to see Teh Lion King.
Patches: Or how abowt canee bars? We sells yu canee bars. Or popcorms. Or rappin papur.
Tux: Or we can washes yer car. Or meows yr lawn an stuff.
Inkblot: Tells yu whut, give us a munnee an we goes away.
(As they leave: Inkblot: Told ya.)
Stoopy Twoleg! Giv Graystripe bak!
Wayt…whut u meen dat difrent Wariurz?
OH-EM-GEE!!!!!!!!!!! I lurvs teh Wariurz Series! SPOILER IF YOO NO READED #3 IN FIRD SEEREES: He coms bak wi/ his new mate; Millie. O, an, those stoopy Twolegs yoo talkin bout iz yoo
Allz in faver uv stormin de howse raze ur tailz …. k?
moshun cariez .. letz get de burgers!
Heer we cum a caterwawling amung teh leeves so green
an heer we cum a wandering so fair to be seen
Luv an joy cum to yooo
and to you cheezburgers too
an God bless yoo and send you a Happeee Mew Yeer
I can has Wassail?
I can collectz them all?
Kittehs… gotta catch em all
(goes ups one, silly ‘putter snarfed “reply to this comment” button
no, no cans haz wassail til catmus!
hows abot sum howl o ween treats nsted?
momcat
My friend LOVS the Warriors book series!!!!!!!!
Is it possible to get a html code for this picture? Not quite sure how to do it myself.
OMFG, Warriors of Virtue. How awesome :p
[...] resist teh temtashun to playayyy wif teh rong crowd… [...]
“This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Paramount Pictures Corporation”
Iz OK. I findz nu video. Cheez & Tofu–plz to fix linky? KTHXBYE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xITVFgxcDIg
its from the movie “the warriors” rent it. it is great.
thank you very much
FOLLOW THE PROPHECIES
LIVE BY THE CODE
WARRIORS
greatest books ever? maybe so.
They are the GREATEST books ever!!!!!!!! I am on #4 in the 3rd series!!!!! How bout you???