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oh u has derty aquariums
lemme fix it
k take aut fish. does it has flavuhr? nom nom nom
k teik aut grass. it has flavuhr? nom nom
master, aqauriums is cleen now, gimme mah cheeseburger!
polycephalic cat is . . .polycephalic.
cerebrus want sushi… NOW !!!
SENSIBLE TYPO
MAKES ITS OWN LOGIC
Must be from Tasmania (That’s a state in Australia, with the unfortunate reputation of incest, that isn’t entirely accurate, however it did bring about the common insult that has almost become a term of endearment that all Tasmanians are borne with 2 heads)
Geography and Social class dismissed
oh noes, two-headed kitteh! (looks at teh reflecshun)
Dag nab it, too heded kitteh dubbels teh cheezburger billz….
Ya, but too hedded kitteh has no bodee. Hims jus flotes in teh air.
Saves on teh kittehlitur
Yes, wen mah kitteh wunts a bedtahm storeh ah tells her bouts …TEH CROCIGATUR! Is meenest annimul on ert. Cuz it haz teh hed of crokudiul and hed of alligatur on udder end, and no butt! Sos it cannot go to baffrum….vereh, vereh angreh!
Ah mentz to say, wen she aks for SCAREH bedtam storeh…ah is not bad momeh..ah swearz!!!
;o)
TEH CROCIGATUR! sounds like a florida retiree
“sheila, I tell you - my bowel movements, I just can’t keep them regular… it just makes me so angry !!!”
“oh, henry, eat your prunes”
I dunno, kathleen - telling your children stories about thinly disguised florida retirees could be permanently damaging - they could develop a fear of playing whist and cribbage, or of AARP mailings…
adolescent #1 “that’s not… an AARP envelope, is it?”
adolescent #2 “no, why?”
adolescent #1 “no reason”
Um, stend, ah iz onlee 42 yeerz old and enjoyz muchlee readin mah parentz AARP maguzeens….teh shame, teh shame….
*dat is a good magazeen.*
Troo dat, Kat, but yoo gotta wunder why yoo gets a memmership letter frum dem when yoo onlee 26…. no yoke, I did! I iz ayjing too fast? All I retired frum wuz militaree, an onlee did 4 yeerz on active doody… AARP wants me nao?
(Hmm, apparintlee, in AARP yeerz, I in ma 80’s…. why I no can has old peepull discownts?)
My Mace doggeh was a *ahem* mixed breed, wit lots of Chesapeek Bay Retreever in himz lineage. We have wetlands in owr backyard, and he wuz alwais muddey. We alwais told him he was owr brave croccigator dog, savin us from dose dangerous critters. Momma tried to tell me dat croccigators didnt come all teh way up to Virginny, “Of corse dey doant, Momma, dey noes Mace doggeh lives here!” *sigh* I hope dose croccigators doant reelize dat Mace be at teh Bridje now, an start moovin Northwards.
An yes, Im 45 an Momma is 71, but I tink we forgots we were spozed to grow up.
B! mebbee cuz u is EXTRUH machur fer beein in teh militaree…whutchoo tink? (glad u madez it back frum teh mititaree..dat bee a maitee riskeh place sumtams…)
D Marie So mebbe ur brave doggeh Mace be fighin mor serius trets dan dem stoopy Croccigaturs…..nebber noes wut speshul jobs teh Big Wun has for us affer we crosses dat brij….tanks for dat storeh.
but very messy if nommed cheezburgers just fall to ground
dats wut stoopy dogz is gud for.
*lubs stoopy dogz, too*
Such a joyous kitteh! This pic made my day.
:) 
Yes, Molly, dat sweet liddo kitteh face is full of teh win!
An full uv winsum, too!
Keyoot sille kitteh fayce! shmoo!
Mine 2, Molly! I let mah big son see dis one cuz he be luvin sushi and kittehs… him laff n laff! Iz verrry happy faze ornj kitteh, meks me laff too. =o)
No, kitteh, I dun tol u and tol u. Wen I fixes u dat sushi u onlee pix out teh liddo fishee part and wastes all dat good helty rahs an udder stuffs. Wen I astes u bout dat, u jus make dat yukee face an say, RAHS IS TEH PLEH AND FER STOOPY HYUMANS and refyuses to eet it. I ain makin you no mo tahm consumin sushi ef u gonna keeps on doin dat. U can has fishburger, LOL!(wif cheez)
okey, kathleen kitty momma, I can has sashimi!
Fish heds fish heds yummi yummi fish heds
fish heds fish heds scoop em up yum
wher hab ai herd dat song befor????? (teh fish heds 1) oh it wil hauwnt me forebber….I wil wan der teh whirled singin taht song………
its creepy, but here it is…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
Didz u heer dat, kitteh? Nowz u cans HAB sashimi!!
wiv dat face, of coarse u can! u can has ur choiz of fisch <3!
o hai, iz jus window shoppin
fer noaw
jus don eet teh oranj 1s…iz poysin!
But kitteh iz oranj, too. Dusn’t dat offset teh poysin??
hmmm, I fink you may have a poynt der! nebber thot of dat!
Oranj kitteh dat haz eetens oranj feesh = extry poysinus?
Is lyke orinj butterflyz, dey eetz milkweed en getz poyzinus. Orinj kat, eetz orinj fish en getz poyzinus. Orinj iz warnin tu bigr aminulz LOOK OWT! YU EETZ ME, I GIVZ YU PLEH!
I lieks the uther sneeky butterfly that dusnt eet milkweed but luks like teh wun that duz, so they can go LOOK OWT! I IS POYSUNT!! an then go (hee hee hee).
Teh poysunt wuns are Monarchs and the pretend ones is Viceroys - some hyooman had good sens of hyoomor.
wow, dat is very interestin! now we has a whole feery on why da orinj 1s is poysun! I has teh orinj hares, so I must be teh poysun 2! LOL!
Hey! I jus raized a bunch of dose Monarch butterfliez! I maded a video on Teh YouTube wif teh pickshures of dem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF231-4poIg
I lurved watcheng tehm grow up. Butterfliez maek meh so happee.
Also maek mah mummah’s kitteh Bella veree happee–she wuz tehre bebehsitter. If one callipiller ran off, she wuld tell meh where it wuz.
Sooo, if a viceroy fludderbye fludders himz wings, onloee cauzez fayk hurry-canes?
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Bella sownz liek grayt kitteh!!! We had sum BIGBIGBIG wingded tings dis summer… I’s afrayd dey wuz tomato-horned wormz moths, tho….
Weerd, we went to Monterey in August, dint see no monarchs….. But if I fine wun, I noes whut to do! Get dat tag, call dat number (if iz ded fludderbye….) If alive, jus watch an wunder!!!
Mah first college I went to (bak in teh ooooolden days) was a litul plase in Southern Iowa an wuz rite on the Monarch migration trayle - for a few days in autum, teh treez were one solid mass of orunge buturflies, and they moove ther wings in riples of color….so beayootiful!!
(Altho poysum.)
(I never tried to eeted enny.)
Teh dumbest feesh ever: teh longhorn cowfish. Iz poysewnous to otehr feesh. Problem is, it’s poisewnous to itzelf tew. Sew if youz keeps it in an akwarium, it kills itzelf (in teh sea teh poysin floats away). Iz alsew such a stoopy shape dat it can’t float in teh water strait. And itz fins r sew small, its reely slow.
Thx, starling! Dat wuz berry informutuv AND cyute too reed. Ah lubs feeshees an akwariums….now ah wantz too lern mor abowt dis stoopy cowfish!
Here be pikchoor.
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.southeasternoutdoors.com/wildlife/fish/images/longhorn-cowfish.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.southeasternoutdoors.com/wildlife/fish/longhorn-cowfish.html&h=300&w=400&sz=36&tbnid=tWD9p1UDpau7bM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcowfish%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1
O man. Dat is a rly stoopy lookin fishy. ^_^
When mai brudder an I wuz at da Tennissee Akwarium, we wuz lookin at a pufferfish an decided dat it wuz mai brudder’s long lost twin. Dey ugly and stoopy lookin, an mai brudder be aktin verreh stoopy dat day. Dey got dis look on theyr faces dat say, “Momma droppd me on mah hed when I wuz a baybeh. Ain’t I purty?”
Brudder also liked to pet da sturgeon. Sed he wuz gonna get one, put it in a baybeh stroller an tayk it for walkses. Mai brudder is a verreh strayng creetur.
Ur brudder is teh funneh, Nika! and ah lubbed ur storeh.
Starling OMG! I lub dat pikshur! Dat is teh cyutest fish I ebber seen! Tanks!
dat fishies haz teh funniestest liddle fishie lipz !!!!!
Is lyke teh sea anemonee and teh clown feesh. Dey is simbeeotick.
…cept teh anemonee nawt eet teh feesh, lyke teh kitteh wuld!
Wow, waitin fur ebilooshun to make it go way…
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Best fishee name evar: Sarcastic Fringehead
Reellee! I seen dem at Ack-wareeum uv Passifick! Rather have sea dragons, dey effeereeyall!!
Dat is an heelarius name, B! Here is a pikshur for teh cyuriuss: Sarcastic Fringehead
Well, not green like Oscar d Grouch, but sorta looks like it’s name, somehow!
I louvres teh leafy sea dragons! An Sarah, I lykez ur vidio - teh beeyooteful plants an cattypillurs an butteryflies!
An interesting tidbit, your site provides a health benefit! LOL!
From RealAge;
Be Prepared
Got a stressful event coming up, like an unpleasant dental procedure or a tough meeting at work? Watch a few minutes of a wildlife show before heading out of the house. After 10 minutes, you’ll not only have reduced your heart rate and blood pressure, but you’ll also have created a buffer against the physical effects of your upcoming nail-biter. The sound doesn’t even have to be on in order for you to reap the calming benefits of the video.
tmw
Wildlife? Rly? Wunner why dat is. I noes a good LOL releevs teh stress, wich is why I comes here a lot, but I stopped watchin Meerkat Manor cuz I cudn’t stand teh suspense.
Mebbe we can has some lolgazelles and lolephants?
I haz tried wachin Meerkat Manor mennee timez, but all of teh bebbehs being left, de dyin an stuff….it getz me too upset an I end up hollerin at teh telebishiun….so mai COM sez I need tu find sumfin happee to watch insted. I can haz teh comedee channel?
Me too, me too. Watchin Meerkat Manor stresses me owt!
Thot I was teh onlies wuss. Fanks, lolfrenz, u maeks me feel bettr bowt bein softharted. (Softhedded, I sumtiemz fink.)
Wen I was majorly stressed out about somefing a few yeers ago, it would calm me down to watch “Teh Plannets Funniest Aminals” on Aminal Plannet channel wif the sound turned off so I wudden haf to lissen to those stoopy comments or teh canned laffter.
Better than teh Xanax.
mee 2! Haf 2 myoot itt 4 shurr kos doze kommentz draib mee upp teh wahl!
anudder vote heer for pleh on teh stoopy commentz.
WE don make no stoopy commentz, heer. LOL!
Lotsa telebizun iz beddar wif sownd off!
I wuz winderin if dat helf full effeck wood be der if yoo watch a lion killin gazeells or zeebras, or just a baskit full of puppies. Or an Anthrax videyo!