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Who Lives in a Fabulous Pineapple Under the Sea?
oh u has derty aquariums
lemme fix it
k take aut fish. does it has flavuhr? nom nom nom
k teik aut grass. it has flavuhr? nom nom
master, aqauriums is cleen now, gimme mah cheeseburger!
polycephalic cat is . . .polycephalic.
cerebrus want sushi… NOW !!!
SENSIBLE TYPO
MAKES ITS OWN LOGIC
oh noes, two-headed kitteh! (looks at teh reflecshun)
Dag nab it, too heded kitteh dubbels teh cheezburger billz….
Ya, but too hedded kitteh has no bodee. Hims jus flotes in teh air.
Saves on teh kittehlitur
Yes, wen mah kitteh wunts a bedtahm storeh ah tells her bouts …TEH CROCIGATUR! Is meenest annimul on ert. Cuz it haz teh hed of crokudiul and hed of alligatur on udder end, and no butt! Sos it cannot go to baffrum….vereh, vereh angreh!
Ah mentz to say, wen she aks for SCAREH bedtam storeh…ah is not bad momeh..ah swearz!!!
;o)
TEH CROCIGATUR! sounds like a florida retiree
“sheila, I tell you – my bowel movements, I just can’t keep them regular… it just makes me so angry !!!”
“oh, henry, eat your prunes”
I dunno, kathleen – telling your children stories about thinly disguised florida retirees could be permanently damaging – they could develop a fear of playing whist and cribbage, or of AARP mailings…
adolescent #1 “that’s not… an AARP envelope, is it?”
adolescent #2 “no, why?”
adolescent #1 “no reason”
Um, stend, ah iz onlee 42 yeerz old and enjoyz muchlee readin mah parentz AARP maguzeens….teh shame, teh shame….
*dat is a good magazeen.*
Troo dat, Kat, but yoo gotta wunder why yoo gets a memmership letter frum dem when yoo onlee 26…. no yoke, I did! I iz ayjing too fast? All I retired frum wuz militaree, an onlee did 4 yeerz on active doody… AARP wants me nao?
(Hmm, apparintlee, in AARP yeerz, I in ma 80′s…. why I no can has old peepull discownts?)
My Mace doggeh was a *ahem* mixed breed, wit lots of Chesapeek Bay Retreever in himz lineage. We have wetlands in owr backyard, and he wuz alwais muddey. We alwais told him he was owr brave croccigator dog, savin us from dose dangerous critters. Momma tried to tell me dat croccigators didnt come all teh way up to Virginny, “Of corse dey doant, Momma, dey noes Mace doggeh lives here!” *sigh* I hope dose croccigators doant reelize dat Mace be at teh Bridje now, an start moovin Northwards.
An yes, Im 45 an Momma is 71, but I tink we forgots we were spozed to grow up.
B! mebbee cuz u is EXTRUH machur fer beein in teh militaree…whutchoo tink? (glad u madez it back frum teh mititaree..dat bee a maitee riskeh place sumtams…)
D Marie So mebbe ur brave doggeh Mace be fighin mor serius trets dan dem stoopy Croccigaturs…..nebber noes wut speshul jobs teh Big Wun has for us affer we crosses dat brij….tanks for dat storeh.
but very messy if nommed cheezburgers just fall to ground
dats wut stoopy dogz is gud for.
*lubs stoopy dogz, too*
Such a joyous kitteh! This pic made my day.
Yes, Molly, dat sweet liddo kitteh face is full of teh win!
An full uv winsum, too!
Keyoot sille kitteh fayce! shmoo!
Mine 2, Molly! I let mah big son see dis one cuz he be luvin sushi and kittehs… him laff n laff! Iz verrry happy faze ornj kitteh, meks me laff too. =o)
No, kitteh, I dun tol u and tol u. Wen I fixes u dat sushi u onlee pix out teh liddo fishee part and wastes all dat good helty rahs an udder stuffs. Wen I astes u bout dat, u jus make dat yukee face an say, RAHS IS TEH PLEH AND FER STOOPY HYUMANS and refyuses to eet it. I ain makin you no mo tahm consumin sushi ef u gonna keeps on doin dat. U can has fishburger, LOL!(wif cheez)
okey, kathleen kitty momma, I can has sashimi!
Fish heds fish heds yummi yummi fish heds
fish heds fish heds scoop em up yum
wher hab ai herd dat song befor????? (teh fish heds 1) oh it wil hauwnt me forebber….I wil wan der teh whirled singin taht song………
its creepy, but here it is…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cn73Wtem0No
Didz u heer dat, kitteh? Nowz u cans HAB sashimi!!
wiv dat face, of coarse u can! u can has ur choiz of fisch <3!
o hai, iz jus window shoppin
fer noaw
jus don eet teh oranj 1s…iz poysin!
But kitteh iz oranj, too. Dusn’t dat offset teh poysin??
hmmm, I fink you may have a poynt der! nebber thot of dat!
Oranj kitteh dat haz eetens oranj feesh = extry poysinus?
Is lyke orinj butterflyz, dey eetz milkweed en getz poyzinus. Orinj kat, eetz orinj fish en getz poyzinus. Orinj iz warnin tu bigr aminulz LOOK OWT! YU EETZ ME, I GIVZ YU PLEH!
I lieks the uther sneeky butterfly that dusnt eet milkweed but luks like teh wun that duz, so they can go LOOK OWT! I IS POYSUNT!! an then go (hee hee hee).
Teh poysunt wuns are Monarchs and the pretend ones is Viceroys – some hyooman had good sens of hyoomor.
wow, dat is very interestin! now we has a whole feery on why da orinj 1s is poysun! I has teh orinj hares, so I must be teh poysun 2! LOL!
Hey! I jus raized a bunch of dose Monarch butterfliez! I maded a video on Teh YouTube wif teh pickshures of dem:
I lurved watcheng tehm grow up. Butterfliez maek meh so happee.
Also maek mah mummah’s kitteh Bella veree happee–she wuz tehre bebehsitter. If one callipiller ran off, she wuld tell meh where it wuz.
Sooo, if a viceroy fludderbye fludders himz wings, onloee cauzez fayk hurry-canes?
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Bella sownz liek grayt kitteh!!! We had sum BIGBIGBIG wingded tings dis summer… I’s afrayd dey wuz tomato-horned wormz moths, tho….
Weerd, we went to Monterey in August, dint see no monarchs….. But if I fine wun, I noes whut to do! Get dat tag, call dat number (if iz ded fludderbye….) If alive, jus watch an wunder!!!
Mah first college I went to (bak in teh ooooolden days) was a litul plase in Southern Iowa an wuz rite on the Monarch migration trayle – for a few days in autum, teh treez were one solid mass of orunge buturflies, and they moove ther wings in riples of color….so beayootiful!!
(Altho poysum.)
(I never tried to eeted enny.)
Teh dumbest feesh ever: teh longhorn cowfish. Iz poysewnous to otehr feesh. Problem is, it’s poisewnous to itzelf tew. Sew if youz keeps it in an akwarium, it kills itzelf (in teh sea teh poysin floats away). Iz alsew such a stoopy shape dat it can’t float in teh water strait. And itz fins r sew small, its reely slow.
Thx, starling! Dat wuz berry informutuv AND cyute too reed. Ah lubs feeshees an akwariums….now ah wantz too lern mor abowt dis stoopy cowfish!
Here be pikchoor.
http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.southeasternoutdoors.com/wildlife/fish/images/longhorn-cowfish.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.southeasternoutdoors.com/wildlife/fish/longhorn-cowfish.html&h=300&w=400&sz=36&tbnid=tWD9p1UDpau7bM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=124&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcowfish%26um%3D1&start=1&sa=X&oi=images&ct=image&cd=1
O man. Dat is a rly stoopy lookin fishy. ^_^
When mai brudder an I wuz at da Tennissee Akwarium, we wuz lookin at a pufferfish an decided dat it wuz mai brudder’s long lost twin. Dey ugly and stoopy lookin, an mai brudder be aktin verreh stoopy dat day. Dey got dis look on theyr faces dat say, “Momma droppd me on mah hed when I wuz a baybeh. Ain’t I purty?”
Brudder also liked to pet da sturgeon. Sed he wuz gonna get one, put it in a baybeh stroller an tayk it for walkses. Mai brudder is a verreh strayng creetur.
Ur brudder is teh funneh, Nika! and ah lubbed ur storeh.
Starling OMG! I lub dat pikshur! Dat is teh cyutest fish I ebber seen! Tanks!
dat fishies haz teh funniestest liddle fishie lipz !!!!!
Is lyke teh sea anemonee and teh clown feesh. Dey is simbeeotick.
…cept teh anemonee nawt eet teh feesh, lyke teh kitteh wuld!
Wow, waitin fur ebilooshun to make it go way…
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Best fishee name evar: Sarcastic Fringehead
Reellee! I seen dem at Ack-wareeum uv Passifick! Rather have sea dragons, dey effeereeyall!!
Dat is an heelarius name, B! Here is a pikshur for teh cyuriuss: Sarcastic Fringehead
Well, not green like Oscar d Grouch, but sorta looks like it’s name, somehow!
I louvres teh leafy sea dragons! An Sarah, I lykez ur vidio – teh beeyooteful plants an cattypillurs an butteryflies!
An interesting tidbit, your site provides a health benefit! LOL!
From RealAge;
Be Prepared
Got a stressful event coming up, like an unpleasant dental procedure or a tough meeting at work? Watch a few minutes of a wildlife show before heading out of the house. After 10 minutes, you’ll not only have reduced your heart rate and blood pressure, but you’ll also have created a buffer against the physical effects of your upcoming nail-biter. The sound doesn’t even have to be on in order for you to reap the calming benefits of the video.
tmw
Wildlife? Rly? Wunner why dat is. I noes a good LOL releevs teh stress, wich is why I comes here a lot, but I stopped watchin Meerkat Manor cuz I cudn’t stand teh suspense.
Mebbe we can has some lolgazelles and lolephants?
I haz tried wachin Meerkat Manor mennee timez, but all of teh bebbehs being left, de dyin an stuff….it getz me too upset an I end up hollerin at teh telebishiun….so mai COM sez I need tu find sumfin happee to watch insted. I can haz teh comedee channel?
Me too, me too. Watchin Meerkat Manor stresses me owt!
Thot I was teh onlies wuss. Fanks, lolfrenz, u maeks me feel bettr bowt bein softharted. (Softhedded, I sumtiemz fink.)
Wen I was majorly stressed out about somefing a few yeers ago, it would calm me down to watch “Teh Plannets Funniest Aminals” on Aminal Plannet channel wif the sound turned off so I wudden haf to lissen to those stoopy comments or teh canned laffter.
Better than teh Xanax.
mee 2! Haf 2 myoot itt 4 shurr kos doze kommentz draib mee upp teh wahl!
anudder vote heer for pleh on teh stoopy commentz.
WE don make no stoopy commentz, heer. LOL!
Lotsa telebizun iz beddar wif sownd off!
I wuz winderin if dat helf full effeck wood be der if yoo watch a lion killin gazeells or zeebras, or just a baskit full of puppies. Or an Anthrax videyo!
if u libs (oar iz gonna bisit) suthrn californy, u can go see meerkats…..no wait…..whut I meanz iz dis…..if u google meerkats, and luk reel hard,( ai wood do a link butt ai don nou how) aniwai…luk onna google plaice for teh meerkat rescue plaice.
der iz a meerkat rescue plaice neer Plam Springz, n if u donat a meer (sniker….almos a plai on werdz) $100 (las time ai luked, mite be a liddle mor nao) u can beomez aq “meerkat sponser!” n mak n appintment ahed ob tim, n go INSID teh big big cages (bery humane cagez, gotz logz n bigest roks n stuf an ar biggest dan a garaj, n meerkatz r bery, bery tini creeturz)
ANIWAI…. u can bring up to tree (3) extra peeps (total ob 4) n stay inna cages wit teh meerkats fro 3 hours!!!! teh meerkatz wil com plai wit u!!! n sit on yer hed, n stuf meerkatz do.
go find teh site ,iz bery, bery cool, n no meerkatz be hurted in diz plaice….
(ai also hates to see animuls when dey killes odder aminalz…ai no dey goitz to eat, whi don we gib dem cheezburgers??????
Fankoo, sarah. I has allus wanted a meerkat to sit on mah hed.
Teh meerkat habitat at teh Charlotte (NC) zoo is wunnderful, too. Dey is so cutes!
ZOMG! Dat sownz kewl! I knoo abowt The Cat House, whut reskyoos wild kittehs an haz a breeding program fur the reeelllee rare wunz, liek teh Fishing Cats and da Pallas Cats (Ma Fayvrits!)
It waaaaaay owt by Edwardsz AFB in Rosamond, but is onlee abowt $5 to get in, has pretty nice habeetats, nice peeps. Dey get mennee aminals frum other reskyoos playces, an also frum Sana geggo Zoo! Dat a vote uv confidents fur me to support an presheyate dem!
http://www.meerkatsrule.org/index.html
Iz eestkoats meerkat reskyoo
http://www.meerkats.com/
Iz da pom spreengz wun
http://www.cathouse-fcc.org/
Iz da Rosamond Cat Howse
OMG, did u see Flower wuz just killeded by a snaek? WTF!!! *SOB*
Dis is why I cansnot watch dis sho. TERRIBL NOOZ
Flower wuz killded???? WTF???? SEE!!! I tole yu it wuz awful!! Crud…nao mai hole week is teh suxxors! I wil nevur turn it on agin!!
I’ve been to the meerkat place in southern California with a friend who was a sponsor. Very cool place – Pam, who runs it, is awesome. At that time they still had the one named Timon. The Disney illustrators had gone out there to see how to draw meerkats for “The Lion King.”
And I only watched Meerkat Manor once. Made me too emotional!
I can has Meerkat (lolKat?) piccies, Tookm just 2dai @ Sinnee Taronga Park Zoo. But bein such a n00b dat I iznt knowing how to upload! Help pls peeps? One be quite de LOLpic. Menny de awwwwwwwpix.
oh wait pls. Sry, Prvs email addy is borked tempr… tempura…. fur naow. Pls to be usin dis one. Tksbai.
I feel teh saem way. An mai kitteh Lex lyks to watch teh Meerkat Manor, so I jus turn it on and put teh volewm on reeeel low so onlee he can heer it. Den I go do lawndree or somfing. Othurwize I get all upset. POOR MOZART!
Read deescription : sort of a cross between the Cleaver family and the Sopranos.
I freek at the commercials!!! Creeative, but disturbing!
mah kitteh watchez Meerkat Manor…
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v330/MsStathamSim/emmeline5.jpg
I submitz tu cheez wif capshun, but didnt sho up fr votin
LOL. Dat be whut mai kitteh duz too. He goez up and “pats” teh behbehs.
Wildlife show, huh?
“…and tho the hyenas ripping apart the baby wildebeast may seem harsh, it is just nature’s way…” *WAAAAAAH!!*
Hmph. I don need no nature show, I jus scoop up mah meezer and snorgul him.
yup! Ah wuz juss tinkn da saem ting!
“Nature’s way”… Whin I wuz teenee, I seen dat Dizznee ting wif da lemmings, I thot den dat it looked… weerd.
Nao, is big buzz over how da assistant wuz FROWING doze Lemmeeengs over dat cliff!!!
OH, THE LEMANITEE!!!
Read in National Geographic an apology for the writer of that piece. Staged! False!
NG was NAWT happy when the trooth came out!!!
yeah, and has anyone else noticed that the animal shows constantly have animals screwing now? I always think “man, if I was a parent, I would so not want my kids to be watching this”
You’re rite, Stend! But I tried taking two of my friends children to the zoo…and I guess it was universal mating season!! Holy cow….dey wuz all doin’ stuff….an all I cud do wuz say to teh kidz….oh, let’s look over hear at dis!!! an turn dere lil eyez to sumfin less….uh….educational!!!
Yep, ever time yu turn it on, its fornicatin lions AGIN.
Jeez. What are they tryin to pruve??
Not just teh babees beeing eated is upsetting. Nao ebberyting is on verj of exstinctification, an no habbitat to livez in. Oar no waterz, no fuds, too hot, etc. etc. Wildlife shows – DO NOT WANT.
Thx, Merry Widow. I duz lubs to watch teh Wildlaff stuffs, but sometams is true, dey be sad. Wun reely sad show had a dwindellin watur hole, an the alligaturs (or crokkydiuls?) wuz hoggin it all up an bein selfush an not sharin wit teh udder tirstee annimuls….dat wuz so horrublee sad ah cud not watch aneemor….too bad nachur has too bee so horriblee cruwell sumtimez, izzunit?
stop it! i dont like it!
The best funny animal/funny human clip ever is Johnny Carson and the Marmoset. Never fails to help my nerves.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7i6H6M22z2k
“Why yoo pullin me off? I like it up here!”
Dat fase deserves 1 beeg scmoo!
*SCMOO!!!!
Befo we visitz mista trollee an’ Keeng Fryday, fuhst we feedz de fishes.
If dis is repost, I bes sorry; it no shows mah entree.
“Befo’ we vizitz Mistah Trollee an’ Keeng Fryday, we feedz de fishes, right kids?”
Mr. Rogerz ref FTW!
Mr. Rogers!
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FISHES FEED YOU.
very cute ver cute
I always called my fish tank the cat TV, I didn’t realize it was really the sushi bar!
iz also teh salad bar, look at teh weedz!
MOMMEHHHHH… TEHYR LUKKIN AT MEH!!!
but…wil u roll fishy roll 4 meh? i got no thumbs.
luk out 4 wasabi.
Yeah, cuz liek 90% of wassupee iz ackshoolee Whore’s radish!
Iz still nummee, but, cmon, tell me da troofs! I wooda bin eetin da ‘wasabi’ mor if I noo wuz da horsradich!
An if I fin owt da food peeps lied, I general lee dun bye dat fud no maor! IZ da prinsipal of da ting, ackshoolee!
Boy wil de peepl in dis resront bee suprizd.
LOL! I gibs u 6 cheezburgurs for dat cyute and funnee comment if onlee possibul.
Thx
Dis kitteh makin gud fang shway!
Heads up guys, Catzilla’s back, hoist the cannons….
OH HAI! I iz deffnly nawt plannin ennyfing. I prrromiss. *bats eyelashes*
You sayz muches bettr an furst afur me, iz gonna say: hey..hey…hey…oh hai!…what? just checkin ta see eberting ok..k?
Oh hai. Where u keep teh fishnet?
joyfully ecpextint kat…
iz joyfully ecpextint
Fisheez? Fur MEEEE! Tankyoo! Yoo shudin hav! Reellee, yoo shoodin!
Reelee. Yoo an fisheez will regret it!
i love sushi to give me the cats number
U nawt needs to goes to enny trubbles. I nawt needs rayce wif mah sushi. Oar sawces. Oar stick fings to eets wif. Reely. I are simpul kitteh.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/danguyf/659953303/
Can has sharing?
Kathleen-’cause places lik dis mak mee laff when I has bad day, so now I knoes why!
tmw
HHHHHHHEEEEEERRRREEEEE””SSSSSSS JJOOOOHHHHNNNNNYYYYYYY
Sushi lovaz ob Amurrica goes strait 2 da source!
We can has nom nom nom tag plz?
Hai! Dis not Sushi bar. Dem are Pyrannahs in der! Do not want to bez food for da fishies!
Here, kitteh. Hav sum Wasabi.
nomnom…cat wiff brdys r not as gud as cat wiff fishees. Fishees are NOMNOM! I am alweys wishing i hd fishees 2 eat.
Q: Why do Japanese students pledge U.S. fraternities?
A: The goldfish swallowing!!!
lol very funy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i lv suchi and chesee burgers. l lv ur cat i wish my cat wz like dat. my cat is a lazy bum. we call him a thing not a cat cuz al he does i sit & does not mov as a real cat would. hes a thing. whell lv urs. lol
Has anyone noticed that the fish are piranhas? Sushi can has cat?
Nao dat sushis gon, can I has cheezburger?
Hey! Needz toilt ppr, stat! Nvr mindz the wyz! Iz mergenceee!
mabee… if u givz meh a cheezburger, weel talk
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