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DA BEAR STILL CALLUN ME FAT

..I STAY UNDER HERE, K?

MEAN BEAR!

photo and caption by: kylejbritt

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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mystique

KER-BOOM!!!!1! mah wittle hed eez totalleh essplode frum dah cyoot of dis adoreeble kitteh…i so ded of cyoot ah dunno if aye can has a rezzurekt nao! Dem lil tootsie wootsies, dem lil peepin ayez, dah foldedz eerz…KER-BOOM!!!one! (aftershock of cyoot)

ManfredMom

Ai finks der b lotz ob essploded heds frum dis won! “Dem lil tootsie wootsies, dem lil peepin ayez” iz toatallee win n awsum! :)

 
 
 
Andrea

If it not caturday, Iz not comin out!

ManfredMom

ai noes blayme u kitteh! uz luk so sumfee unner awl dem blankies!

 
ccanni1028

Every day is caturday!!!

 
 
NathanaelB

aww bulliedcat is being bullied, poor kitteh

stend

carnie wilson kitty sez:
I’ll be behind the piano

 
 
Lucy

Dis “hed esplode” cute. Dis kitteh gotz the sweetest face! I getz dat bad bear for yuz, cutie. I senz him to wait watchers. Let dat tubby bely watch him own wait!

 
Kathleen

Wut bear?

I not unnerstan dis, butt I bee kickin dat bear’s butt iffen ah fahns him….

u not wurry, kitteh, u bee jus raht…

Kathleen

Ohhhhh….DAT bear. Stoopy bear not noe nuffin. Yu come out an get snorgels, now, kitteh….

 
 
Cottleston Pie

I is still stoopy. Wich baer? I stil doant geddit…

mystique

eez frum previous lolpic “dah bear tellded meh I was fat” - little cyoot kitteh wif beeg fuzzeh hed, so mausch cyoot!

(sometymez lolpix ref older lolpix for dynamic WIN, eez gud to brush aap on joo pasted funneez!) =)

Barbie Blonde

yah itz a nother cat tho
time out bear!lol

 
 
 
 
Cottleston Pie

OIC. Dat wuz befoar I noo ICHC exi…exsi…waz hear. No wunder I din’t geddit. Naow I unnerstan.

Bad baer. Bad, bad baer! Yu go poligyz to sad lidl kitteh!

mystique

oic joo haded joo answare! snugglez eez vry gud tu b postin dah lynk, i r not dat fancee. ^^

Kathleen

Teh wai I foun it wuz , it sez MEAN BEAR unner the picture abuv, so i clickded on it and dere was teh picshur of dat offendin bear….

 
 
B!

An yoor homewerks iz to go back an look at awl da lolcat pix here on ICHC. Not necesaree to reed all dem commints, just see da pix! Prolly 50 payges, 4-6 pix on a payge.

Iz gud stuff!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Altho, time permittin, u lite liekz to begin werkin ur way thru the commentz as well. Lots of teh current commentz refer to previous commentz, nawt necessarily pikshurz.

mystique

Jah, eez dynamic homewerk fer sure!

 
 
 
 
Jeanie

ohhhhhhhhh. DAT bear!!! fankoo foar splaynin. k thx bai.

 
CrazyOldLady

Tank yu, snuggles….I forgitted all abowt dat wun! Poor bebbeh….dat bear’s momma gonna giv him teh time-owt!! Dat not be nice tu say tu ennybuddy!

 
 
 
leaf

Cuuuuute overloadddddddddddddddd! (ripped from a certain website)

 
 
taio

kitten = head + noodly appendages

dey dunt make dem like dey used to.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

The Flying Spaghetti Monster ref FTW!!!!

Pastafarians of the Werld - UNITE!

taio

Please to be noting: while this monster of questionable immobility is humorous when used generally, I think the premise behind its invention is maliciously disreputable.

Reese Tora

whut preemis behind da noodly one’s in-vin-shun yu find ta be dis-re-pur-table?

 
B!

whoos? da kittenz or FSM? or Jeebus?

taio

FSM, I mean. It was invented with only one purpose, to insult people. Sure, it’s funny, but I don’t pretend to worship it.

paws4thot

Waht’s rong bout inzultin enbyronmentaliztz?

 
KickahaOta

I disagree. It’s often used to insult people, which is unfortunate, but it was invented to make a very basic point: If you’re going to argue that creationism should be taught alongside evolution in science courses in order to “teach the controversy”, then there’s no logical stopping point — we should also teach the Buddhist and Hindu and Greek and Roman and Mayan and every other creation story that’s put forward. And at that point you no longer have a science class, you have a comparative religion class, which is where creationism should be covered in the first place.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Must agree with KickahaOta. It was NOT invented to insult people, but to make the point that K states so clearly above. Actually, I didn’t know it was currently being used occasionallly to insult people, nor do I see how that could be possible. Who could it be insulting?

 
taio

Except it is used to attack intelligent design, which is lumped in with creationism. Intelligent design is based solely on science, and has little to do with religion. It is a generalized theory that states that the universe was either created or strongly influenced by an intelligence. This tens to parallel religion, troo, but so did a lot of things. For example, Jews and Christians, and I believe, Muslims, have always believed that the universe had a beginning. That was considered unscientific and preposterous during the Enlightenment. Now, of course, we know about the Big Bang. The development of the modern theory of the beginning of the universe has nothing to do with religion, it’s just that religion had so far gotten the basics of it all right, as a coincidence one might say. In the same way, intelligent design should be presented in the classroom as a method of explaining some of the mysteries of science, for example, why we have consciousness that seems somehow separate from our brains. There is no empirical evidence that I am aware of, but the multitude of circumstantial evidence is there. I think it should be taught concurrently with evolution.

I hate to make my first few posts turn this direction, though. =(

 
Reese Tora

taio, I do not with to make a fuss here, but I will drop the cute speak and frankly ask you:

At what point does intelegent design in any way actually employ the scientific method in it’s theory. (which is the definition of scientific: that it uses the scientific method, all of it, to observe, test, and confirm)

If there is no evidence or tests ( risky tests, designed to succed only if the specifc condition being tested is true, with no less than a 95% success rate, as that is the standard to which all scientific experimentation is held) supporting thier theory then, no matter how someone protests that they are being scientific, they are falling short.

To this same standard of proof is held physics, astronomy, geology, biology, and so on, and should be held such as homeopathy, mentalism, astrology, and intelegent design.

 
cSmall

dis is a vry artuculate(eesh! all dem thums!) essplanashun of intelligent dsn. Suuuuum politishes use teh names innerchanjublee, an der is y all teh ridikewl.

i can has intelligent spelchek?

 
taio

String theory is most definitely science, as an example, but it is currently unverifiable. Even if you do not consider it science, it is still taught in some college courses. But ID is currently unverifiable in a somewhat similar way. All that can be currently found is circumstantial evidence. ID is only “testable” in a technical sense, in that one can either directly observe what is beyond doubt both impossible by laws of physics or contains ordered information or communication, or one cannot observe this directly. I didn’t put that very well, but my point is that there isn’t a whole lot of variety in the direct evidence that can be gathered for ID. Intelligent design is an inference based on certain processes and events.

And I have never heard this figure of 95% percent before. I think it would depend on your experiment, what would be considered a confirmed hypothesis.

And I don’t really feel like continuing this discussion, so I probably won’t reply to what you say next.

Cheers

 
Reese Tora

yu arr seer-tan-li een thai-talled tu yor opeeneons, sew ai shell leeve yu wif a website an a choice quore frum it. ai ken onlee hope yu take the time tu reed it wif an open mynd.

http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/4/27/03541/2520

“…All the statements of empirical science (or all ‘meaningful’ statements) must be capable of being finally decided, with respect to their truth and falsity; we shall say that they must be ‘conclusively decidable’. This means that their form must be such that to verify them and to falsify them must both be logically possible. Thus Schlick says: ‘…a genuine statement must be capable of conclusive verification’; and Waismann says still more clearly: ‘If there is no possible way to determine whether a statement is true then that statement has no meaning whatsoever. For the meaning of a statement is the method of its verification” (17)

Intelligent Design obviously does not fit this criterion. As should be clear by now, there is little if any evidence for Intelligent Design, but this does not prove it to be false. It is, in fact, impossible to prove it false. However unlikely it is that some form of intelligence created the universe, there is no way to verify or falsify the claim. God is invisible, we are told. He is undetectable. This is in contrast to Darwinism, which could easily be falsified if it were shown that some creature just appeared out of thin air, without any ancestors (though this may be difficult to prove, it would not be impossible). Therefore, Intelligent Design fails the test of falsifiability, and is therefore not a valid scientific theory.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Well, wasn’t THAT fun. I guess we are going to have to agree to disagree, as we believe what we believe and there it is. It WAS very interesting - nothing like a good, spirited discussion that doesn’t end in actual blows.
I think we have all learned (assuming, of course, that everyone didn’t already know this) a lot about how these two sides of the issue see things. And we must make up our own minds about what we believe. So, now we will all shake hands, gives some hugs all around and go back to snorgling teh kittehs and LOLing liek crazy.

(Until teh next hot topic, anyway!)

 
Reese Tora

yays! it be hugz tiem naow!

aiz sowwy if may opeeneeonated sewf be aw-fence-if, ai getz a tach to a topic and no be lettin go, laik kitteh on belly rubbin hooman-paw.

 
 
 
Kathleen

Peeples.

I begz of u.

Lissen.

Wen u not unnerstan a post, please not too be gibben a vote yet. Go and invesstugate dat statemunt….den, yu jus mant fand dat u LAKS dat statemnt. Letz not bee so hastee too bee gibben teh low votez, K?

makes mee sad too see teh low votez.

Kthxbai.

 
 
 
 
Kyevan

U is no fat! U is cutes!

Mebby.

 
medicated_maiden

awwwwzz….you is not fat sweetie, you is just fluffers.

 
Kali Burns

forlorn kitteh is forlorn… and damned adorable

 
Melissa

He also sed u fartid too.

Dat bear is havin teh issues.

johnson442

grrrr….Oh, yes! The bear has issues, all right.

HE’S ABOUT TO HAVE A COUPLE MORE!!!

sigh…Sorry, folks…a bit strained lately. Wife gets fake knee, brother is…not so good…

homescribe

i gotz deh fake nee alzo … hurts sum at first but soon, no hurts at all.

 
D Marie

I’m sorry. Momma’s surgery went well today, but I know what it is like to worry for a loved one… I’d rather be hurt myself than have it be someone I love.

So, I’m sending good thoughts your way.

 
Kathleen

awww…sends lub too EBERYWUN dat be habbin ishoos…<3

ManfredMom

Fank u! Ai finks eberywun haz ishoos! But a speshul lil prayr goes to J442 to eese hibs famblees suffern!

Mah Mom has 3 fake nees! She nots weerd - wun was fixded twise! Had uncle so bow-legged dat wen he had hiz fake nees put inz, he grew 2 inches!

 
 
Shera (kittehvet)

My mumma got teh fake knee too. Teh suck at first, but is nao good knee. I hope ur famblee betteh soon!

B!

Ma grampa got a fake nee, he’z much beddar nao…

Mom got boff hips redun when she turn 50…. An minez iz startin to has problims an weerd things…

Ravver had da nee dan boff hips, Mom no can bend to pik up sox or kittehs, R her hip will come owt! But she up an walkin rown, sted uv evree day layin on da cowch in pain… Liek me… sigh…

But Mom an Granpa boff gets da CHAMPUS med plan, pays fur evree ting. I duzint. I die in pain, prollee while waitin at da VA to see a dr whoo will say, no, yoo dunt haz a prollem, yoo too yung, look too helfee, etc etc…

 
LadyKat

I HATE dat whole “yer too yung and luk too helfee” thing! I get dirty loox all da tyme when I yuze my “gimpy card” to park my car. If doze peepul onlee knew…..

Kathleen

aw…dat make me feel sad….i tries to rememer dis wens I see helty lookin peeple commin out of does kines of cars…

tanks.

 
mystique

*gibs B! lottsa schnuggles and pats on perdy lil hed*