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DA BEAR STILL CALLUN ME FAT


..I STAY UNDER HERE, K?

MEAN BEAR!

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  1. princess mu says:

    OMG how koot iz
    that one!!

    • mystique says:

      KER-BOOM!!!!1! mah wittle hed eez totalleh essplode frum dah cyoot of dis adoreeble kitteh…i so ded of cyoot ah dunno if aye can has a rezzurekt nao! Dem lil tootsie wootsies, dem lil peepin ayez, dah foldedz eerz…KER-BOOM!!!one! (aftershock of cyoot)

      • ManfredMom says:

        Ai finks der b lotz ob essploded heds frum dis won! “Dem lil tootsie wootsies, dem lil peepin ayez” iz toatallee win n awsum! :)

  2. Andrea says:

    If it not caturday, Iz not comin out!

  3. NathanaelB says:

    aww bulliedcat is being bullied, poor kitteh

  4. Lucy says:

    Dis “hed esplode” cute. Dis kitteh gotz the sweetest face! I getz dat bad bear for yuz, cutie. I senz him to wait watchers. Let dat tubby bely watch him own wait!

  5. Kathleen says:

    Wut bear?

    I not unnerstan dis, butt I bee kickin dat bear’s butt iffen ah fahns him….

    u not wurry, kitteh, u bee jus raht…

  6. leaf says:

    Cuuuuute overloadddddddddddddddd! (ripped from a certain website)

  7. taio says:

    kitten = head + noodly appendages

    dey dunt make dem like dey used to.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

      The Flying Spaghetti Monster ref FTW!!!!

      Pastafarians of the Werld – UNITE!

      • taio says:

        Please to be noting: while this monster of questionable immobility is humorous when used generally, I think the premise behind its invention is maliciously disreputable.

        • Reese Tora says:

          whut preemis behind da noodly one’s in-vin-shun yu find ta be dis-re-pur-table?

        • B! says:

          whoos? da kittenz or FSM? or Jeebus?

          • taio says:

            FSM, I mean. It was invented with only one purpose, to insult people. Sure, it’s funny, but I don’t pretend to worship it.

            • paws4thot says:

              Waht’s rong bout inzultin enbyronmentaliztz?

            • KickahaOta says:

              I disagree. It’s often used to insult people, which is unfortunate, but it was invented to make a very basic point: If you’re going to argue that creationism should be taught alongside evolution in science courses in order to “teach the controversy”, then there’s no logical stopping point — we should also teach the Buddhist and Hindu and Greek and Roman and Mayan and every other creation story that’s put forward. And at that point you no longer have a science class, you have a comparative religion class, which is where creationism should be covered in the first place.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

              Must agree with KickahaOta. It was NOT invented to insult people, but to make the point that K states so clearly above. Actually, I didn’t know it was currently being used occasionallly to insult people, nor do I see how that could be possible. Who could it be insulting?

            • taio says:

              Except it is used to attack intelligent design, which is lumped in with creationism. Intelligent design is based solely on science, and has little to do with religion. It is a generalized theory that states that the universe was either created or strongly influenced by an intelligence. This tens to parallel religion, troo, but so did a lot of things. For example, Jews and Christians, and I believe, Muslims, have always believed that the universe had a beginning. That was considered unscientific and preposterous during the Enlightenment. Now, of course, we know about the Big Bang. The development of the modern theory of the beginning of the universe has nothing to do with religion, it’s just that religion had so far gotten the basics of it all right, as a coincidence one might say. In the same way, intelligent design should be presented in the classroom as a method of explaining some of the mysteries of science, for example, why we have consciousness that seems somehow separate from our brains. There is no empirical evidence that I am aware of, but the multitude of circumstantial evidence is there. I think it should be taught concurrently with evolution.

              I hate to make my first few posts turn this direction, though. =(

            • Reese Tora says:

              taio, I do not with to make a fuss here, but I will drop the cute speak and frankly ask you:

              At what point does intelegent design in any way actually employ the scientific method in it’s theory. (which is the definition of scientific: that it uses the scientific method, all of it, to observe, test, and confirm)

              If there is no evidence or tests ( risky tests, designed to succed only if the specifc condition being tested is true, with no less than a 95% success rate, as that is the standard to which all scientific experimentation is held) supporting thier theory then, no matter how someone protests that they are being scientific, they are falling short.

              To this same standard of proof is held physics, astronomy, geology, biology, and so on, and should be held such as homeopathy, mentalism, astrology, and intelegent design.

            • cSmall says:

              dis is a vry artuculate(eesh! all dem thums!) essplanashun of intelligent dsn. Suuuuum politishes use teh names innerchanjublee, an der is y all teh ridikewl.

              i can has intelligent spelchek?

            • taio says:

              String theory is most definitely science, as an example, but it is currently unverifiable. Even if you do not consider it science, it is still taught in some college courses. But ID is currently unverifiable in a somewhat similar way. All that can be currently found is circumstantial evidence. ID is only “testable” in a technical sense, in that one can either directly observe what is beyond doubt both impossible by laws of physics or contains ordered information or communication, or one cannot observe this directly. I didn’t put that very well, but my point is that there isn’t a whole lot of variety in the direct evidence that can be gathered for ID. Intelligent design is an inference based on certain processes and events.

              And I have never heard this figure of 95% percent before. I think it would depend on your experiment, what would be considered a confirmed hypothesis.

              And I don’t really feel like continuing this discussion, so I probably won’t reply to what you say next.

              Cheers

            • Reese Tora says:

              yu arr seer-tan-li een thai-talled tu yor opeeneons, sew ai shell leeve yu wif a website an a choice quore frum it. ai ken onlee hope yu take the time tu reed it wif an open mynd.

              http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2005/4/27/03541/2520

              “…All the statements of empirical science (or all ‘meaningful’ statements) must be capable of being finally decided, with respect to their truth and falsity; we shall say that they must be ‘conclusively decidable’. This means that their form must be such that to verify them and to falsify them must both be logically possible. Thus Schlick says: ‘…a genuine statement must be capable of conclusive verification’; and Waismann says still more clearly: ‘If there is no possible way to determine whether a statement is true then that statement has no meaning whatsoever. For the meaning of a statement is the method of its verification” (17)

              Intelligent Design obviously does not fit this criterion. As should be clear by now, there is little if any evidence for Intelligent Design, but this does not prove it to be false. It is, in fact, impossible to prove it false. However unlikely it is that some form of intelligence created the universe, there is no way to verify or falsify the claim. God is invisible, we are told. He is undetectable. This is in contrast to Darwinism, which could easily be falsified if it were shown that some creature just appeared out of thin air, without any ancestors (though this may be difficult to prove, it would not be impossible). Therefore, Intelligent Design fails the test of falsifiability, and is therefore not a valid scientific theory.

            • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

              Well, wasn’t THAT fun. I guess we are going to have to agree to disagree, as we believe what we believe and there it is. It WAS very interesting – nothing like a good, spirited discussion that doesn’t end in actual blows.
              I think we have all learned (assuming, of course, that everyone didn’t already know this) a lot about how these two sides of the issue see things. And we must make up our own minds about what we believe. So, now we will all shake hands, gives some hugs all around and go back to snorgling teh kittehs and LOLing liek crazy.

              (Until teh next hot topic, anyway!)

            • Reese Tora says:

              yays! it be hugz tiem naow!

              aiz sowwy if may opeeneeonated sewf be aw-fence-if, ai getz a tach to a topic and no be lettin go, laik kitteh on belly rubbin hooman-paw.

        • Kathleen says:

          Peeples.

          I begz of u.

          Lissen.

          Wen u not unnerstan a post, please not too be gibben a vote yet. Go and invesstugate dat statemunt….den, yu jus mant fand dat u LAKS dat statemnt. Letz not bee so hastee too bee gibben teh low votez, K?

          makes mee sad too see teh low votez.

          Kthxbai.

  8. Kyevan says:

    U is no fat! U is cutes!

    Mebby.

  9. medicated_maiden says:

    awwwwzz….you is not fat sweetie, you is just fluffers.

  10. Kali Burns says:

    forlorn kitteh is forlorn… and damned adorable

  11. Melissa says:

    He also sed u fartid too.

    Dat bear is havin teh issues.

    • johnson442 says:

      grrrr….Oh, yes! The bear has issues, all right.

      HE’S ABOUT TO HAVE A COUPLE MORE!!!

      sigh…Sorry, folks…a bit strained lately. Wife gets fake knee, brother is…not so good…

      • homescribe says:

        i gotz deh fake nee alzo … hurts sum at first but soon, no hurts at all.

      • D Marie says:

        I’m sorry. Momma’s surgery went well today, but I know what it is like to worry for a loved one… I’d rather be hurt myself than have it be someone I love.

        So, I’m sending good thoughts your way.

      • Kathleen says:

        awww…sends lub too EBERYWUN dat be habbin ishoos…<3

        • ManfredMom says:

          Fank u! Ai finks eberywun haz ishoos! But a speshul lil prayr goes to J442 to eese hibs famblees suffern!

          Mah Mom has 3 fake nees! She nots weerd – wun was fixded twise! Had uncle so bow-legged dat wen he had hiz fake nees put inz, he grew 2 inches!

      • Shera (kittehvet) says:

        My mumma got teh fake knee too. Teh suck at first, but is nao good knee. I hope ur famblee betteh soon!

        • B! says:

          Ma grampa got a fake nee, he’z much beddar nao…

          Mom got boff hips redun when she turn 50…. An minez iz startin to has problims an weerd things…

          Ravver had da nee dan boff hips, Mom no can bend to pik up sox or kittehs, R her hip will come owt! But she up an walkin rown, sted uv evree day layin on da cowch in pain… Liek me… sigh…

          But Mom an Granpa boff gets da CHAMPUS med plan, pays fur evree ting. I duzint. I die in pain, prollee while waitin at da VA to see a dr whoo will say, no, yoo dunt haz a prollem, yoo too yung, look too helfee, etc etc…

      • mystique says:

        Aww! Eez tuff surgeree afterwards but soon pain free wif arti…arteefeesh…artifauschee…fake knee. Has 2 of dem in mah famblee, pls tu b sendin joo lotsa n lotsa gud vibes n get well soon thoughts to joo honee! xoxox

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

        Sorree to heer ov ur trubblez. Wife with fake knee – gud and bad. Bad she needz it – gud, she gotz it. But brother . . .not so good – soundz not so good. Hope teh gud thotz beemin ur way help a littil.

      • ManfredMom says:

        Gud to taykes anger n hert owt ons bear! Dats wat stuffee aminals is for! Wish ai cud gibs stuffee bear to mah 93 yr old super grumpy Dad!

        • Kathleen says:

          noes wut u meen.

          mai dad be super grumpee an onlee 65. Indeed, he wuz BORNDED grumpee!

          want to gib/get snorgles but he wud bitez me, LOL!

          no stuffee bear gonna fix his attitude.

          I noes it bees hard, ManfredMom.

          Dem ol grouchchee dads r hard on us wemmens. :(

          • mystique says:

            sew ol grumpeh men eez lyke snootee kitteh who dun lyke snorgles n be gibbin joo 5 pointee ends?

            mebbe eef dah older generaschaunz had ICHC dey wud has much more funnee n WIN n laff,

            (((all dah peeps owt dere who has grumps, imagine hao grumpeh dey b wifout joo!!!)))

      • Duffy says:

        MAh sister gots 2 fake neez. First 10 days, sez, “Why I did this?” Then sez, “Why I waited so long to do this?” It’ll all be bettur. {{hugs for johnson}}

      • LadyKat says:

        I haz a whole fake leg! Well, haff a fake leg – it be b-lo knee. Haz wurked gud fer 10 yeers nao!

    • Melissa says:

      I sorree. I hope teh new knee helps wife. Yes vary paynful st first, but she will be jumpin for joi soon. Hope brudder will be ok.

      my hubz friend with lyphoma still kickin. He’s in a hospital bed at home and doesn’t know who anyone is, sometimes that’s a good thing.

    • johnson442 says:

      Step 1: come home, reload page.
      Step 2: Read replies.
      Step 3: Cry.

      Nope, no joke here! Thanks to all! Blessings and Prayers for those needing it!

      • Kathleen says:

        Aw, dat make ME want to Step 3, too.

        Reely, I had a bad speerienze on anudder site todai ware I shot mah mouf off an shuddun hab. Den I gotz attacked. An ah sed “ah is runnin awai!!” But I snuck and lookded an dere was sum reel nice peeples sed sum reel sweet stuffs….I wuz tuched an surprahzed.

        I sai dis as a preelude tu dis: I lub dis site SO MUCH. Dere is much pleh and DO NOT WANT! out dere in teh wurld, and wen I comez here, dere IS no pleh, jus nice peeples like Janet and Manfreds Mom and Crazy Cat Lady and manee manee udders who makes me happee. I knows I nebber gonna sees no nastee hatefull flamez and udder stuffs. I comez here and it is like hebben.

        I nebber talks like dis befor, it is so much fun! It is spillin into my eberydai talk wuntz in a while ef I not karefull…I tink mah fambly goin to smack me upside teh head soon…LOL!
        Tanks u.

        Kthxbai.
        *blushes n runs*

        • ManfredMom says:

          Kathleen, u b adddicteded to dis site wen u starts tawkin to hyoomins lyk dis! Nudder sine ob adddictedshun iz wen u fink lyk dis &/or yuse LoLspeek in anudder site!

          Iffn u run unner cubbers wid kitteh, pls to gib it hugz fur me!
          :)

          • mystique says:

            Oh Kaffleen – Ah so happee u has much comfurtz heer – Ah fink dis lotz of peeps “happeh place” ware joo go when u has bad dai or pleh or got in fite or eez sad or sick, n all deez wonnerbull pix n peeps mayke joo dai just full of WIN n AWESUM (eez tru!). Dis beeg beeg LOLfamblee n gud fer warmin dah hart! ^^

            N Ah kan sooooo rellayte to dah lolspeak in dah reel lyfe, eberwan at offyce nao dere standard introdukkschaun eez “Oh hai!” and followed bai ah “Hao joo?” and wen we getz stuff in dah inboxx we sez “DO NOT WANT” or if’n sumwan bein teasin joo sai “Joo eez vry PLEH todai” or “Joo eez full of FAIL – go awai…” and also “Pls tu nawt b tuchin mah schtuff ktxbai” is vry popoolarz. Also dah “mah reports, Ah has dem, lett mee show dem tu u.” Kiddehs luvrls lolspeak tu – Ah r steppmumz n has all growed keeds n dey all answer fone nao as “Oh hai!” (was vry funnee callin home n heerin dis, Ah sed to self – Ah has infekkted mah local popoolaschaun, mah werk heer eez done!) Nao dey dun eben queschaun dis at werk or home, makes mee vry happee, butt Ah kno Ah weel b sayin dis att mostt unoppertune tyme dat will has much funnee! (N mebbe embarass tu but eef funnee Ah weel nawt kare so mausch!)

            N Ah rly rly rly rly has to watch mah emails. “Pls tu b sine eenk n b sendin bakk promptlee” hmmm, DELETE DELETE DELETE…

            ^^

      • cSmall says:

        *shniffffs*

        iz cryiin tu nao…

  12. phel jones says:

    is okay. dun let teh bear maek u sit on couch and eat bonbons.

  13. ellaella says:

    Aww…don feel bad, kitteh. U is not fat. U is sturdee.

  14. cmerry says:

    cant sleep clown’ll eat mee
    cant sleep clown’ll eat mee
    cant sleep clown’ll eat mee

  15. homescribe says:

    iz bear dat iz fat … you just fyne, kitteh

    • mystique says:

      kitteh, somtymez dah bulleez b pikkin on joo cuz dey has a insecure…pls tu not b pay tenschaunz to dah bullee bare! *snorgle wif dat uber cyoot esspression of WIN n SCHMOO*

  16. kittah-savr says:

    I lubs dis kittah…..DO WANT!!!

  17. pollosmoky says:

    aww, poor kitteh, yu r nawt fat, yu r a kitteh of substanz!
    [liek minezes - tehy tol me at teh sheltur dat nobuddy wantz dose kittehs of substanz, but i r not bleeving it!]

  18. Kathleen says:

    O, Kitteh….*shakes hed* …dat bear jus be jellus ub u. He not hab neer teh fine figgur u hab. Now, he has wun cuz u is hidin ur fine figger unner teh cubburs an he is out frolickin…duz dat seem rite? Come out of dere an get snorgles and lubs, preshus kitteh!

  19. Jenny says:

    Don worry, Kitteh, say to bear: Im rubbur, ur glew, whatevr u say bouncz off me n stiks to u!! (we all noes bear is teh fat wun anywayz)

  20. johnson442 says:

    Aw, fooey! Bear just pi**ed that someone videotaped him getting chased up a tree by a KAT!!!

    Anything bear sez about kats after that can’t be trusted!

  21. Prinula the Catula says:

    Iz noes reel baer kitteh, is jus stuft tedee baer, an he’s jes funnin wit u. mehbe hez jus wan some hugz frum u az u r adrobuls.

  22. doctorcat says:

    Well, dis is a furst–a kitteh wif lo self-esteem. Sillee kitteh, cats r by deffynishun purrfect. U go tell dat bear u saw him bear-nekked an see wut he duz den.

  23. LBeeeze says:

    no worries foar u little kitteh

    dat bear juz dont know hoaw to play de kitteh gamez

    u gib him anudder chanze an i bet he be ur bestest fren

  24. rslux says:

    UR not fat kitteh! UR teh cutest kitteh evar!

  25. Veranda says:

    forget dat bear, iz Kate Moss!

  26. mystique says:

    Uber cyoot kitteh eez in joo cobers…totalleh steelin joo hartz!

  27. Quilt-Phobic Kitteh has seryus resurvayshuns about so-called “Imershun Therapy” as a kure for ongoing quilt-phobia.

    Srsly.

  28. Jack Deth says:

    Strypee Kitteh iz
    nawtz fat. Juss duz nawt knoez howz
    2 poze slenderlee

    Dat will kum in tymez.
    Beeg sillee Bayr knoez nawt whut
    himz tawllkz abowt

    Strypee Kitteh no
    canz has Hugz 4 Bayr. Eeben
    if himz asks nyselee :-(

    Kitteh willz 4getz
    awll dis bye tommorro. Hugz
    da Bayr lyke krayzee :-)

    Jack.

  29. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Woaw! I is many amazed! The last time we saw this bare-bothered kittee, he was white as snew.

    From where did you get your stripes streaks markinks, kittee??

  30. sk says:

    Such a nice picture.
    Such a lame lolcat caption.
    Pity…

  31. Teeter says:

    Eyez! I has em! Sum peeps pay good moneez for teh eyez likes dis. Kinda remindz me ub E.T. Doas eyez sees rite inta teh soul ub u. I culd be losted in tehm eyez….snorgle dat bebe!

  32. Reese Tora says:

    pour kitteh, himz jus ‘scaped frum himz own dutch ovin. nex thyme, himz can has deep bref first.

  33. jakeradz says:

    I can has dutch oven?

  34. Booweezie says:

    mah daggerz uv deth haz ben sharpended
    anz mah stelth mode hazz ben tezted
    …az sun az enmy cums ntwo ranj
    …ninja kitteh gon strik hem downz

  35. starling says:

    Look at dose pawsies! Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! *splodes*

  36. Cygnia says:

    Awww….:)

    U iz not fat, kitteh…u iz just plush~!

  37. Prinula the Catula says:

    Likez Jackz Haikus to kitteh!

    Kitteh shud b onerd, iz vury wao!

  38. D.R. says:

    Maek hims kwit pikin awn mee plzkai

    Iz eryday i wolks hoam frum skool

    Dis dum baer sez lyk, Ha ha kitteh fatbonez

    Kin i skritch him pleez?

    …Oh wel I dun wanna go ta joovenyl hawl.

    I payz brudder ta beet himz up.

  39. Nina says:

    da bear he iz stoopit me tell im

  40. TatoAndTheRest says:

    OMG guys I’ve been lurking here for awhile, trying to get caught up on seeing the pics and reading all the comments. I haven’t quite got there yet but something happened today that I just had to share….I know you’ll appreciate it.

    A manager from another department bought my team donuts this morning for helping out with something. Part of what he brought was donut holes. A few of them had orange powder on them. (Of course from reading this site, I knew better than to try them.) One guy bit into one and this really horrible look crossed his face. He said it tasted spicy. The someone else say, it’s got cianide in it. Further proof that: The Orange Ones Are POISON!!!!!

    Ok, thanks for allowing that brief interruption. Now back to your regularly scheduled LOLz.

  41. educand says:

    O lemme be
    Ur teddi baer…

  42. Duffy says:

    Ho, yu watsch – we frow that meen bair in teh washin mashin. That’ll clean up his act.

    An if it duznt, well, we can nok the stuffin owta him. K, bettur now? Want sum cheez puffs? Glass of milk? Yu stay ther till yu redy to com owt.

  43. jellybeansmom says:

    *cof cof*

    no skool todai mommee plz?

  44. Mamakitty says:

    Awwwww!! Dis uh sweetie kitteh! I canz crawul unner cubbers wiv dis babee for snorgles wivout dat bear! Dat will show himz!

  45. Princess Leah says:

    I haz a code in my hed today, and do want seepz but must wurk. Dis kitteh makes me want to crawl bak in mah bed for much seepz. I wud snorgle and nom nom on da widdle pause and away da code simptems wud go!

  46. The Crapture says:

    kitteh am not fat, bear is understuft in brane reejin, nawt kno whut he tawkin abowt

  47. carol says:

    dat mean bear be mean. mean bear ned happy pill. Kat ned hug.

  48. megsyKINS(: says:

    da bear callen me phat dammit ->_<-

  49. Matt says:

    Da monsturrr, it haz me!

  50. ,,, says:

    It r gon D:

  51. Mana says:

    l be waitin for you to get a little closer…

  52. Emily912 says:

    Is dat bear still being meen? Bad Bear!

  53. Heather says:

    aaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!! soooooooooooo keewt!!!!!!! :’D


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