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another home invasion
makes the front page
Resistunz is fyootile. Stend iz teh ‘f” werd!
“give me all the cheezburgers, or your little dog gets it”
BWAH.
luks lyke kitteh church !!!
de peeps so happy dey dare in de preshush prezenze of de kitteh
On teh front paige wit 1 (one) vote of 4 burgerz?
Catburgler haz stollen ur front paige spot.
Next, finz out weather li’l peeps haz a flaver.
Oh noooooes! CATZIRRA!!!
mom, i found him rampaging in Tokyo. can we keep him?
i promiss to put airholes in teh liD! puh-leez, mam!
Amazon has a seven-disc set of Godzilla movies for $42! Resistanz is fyootil!
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Hollee grayt deel, cat-man!!!
yah plz? ill feed im evry day!
Okey, waer’s da safe? Tel mee an nobudy gets hert
kitteh is lyk ” hay u grammalaydee! git in dis kitchin an mayk meh sum cheezburger!!”
ROFLMAO!!! kitteh is kinda ghetto there…. whut it be dough?
Lookz like meh kitteh! <3 Alzo, lookz like sumting meh kitteh wuld doo.
Hmmmm. I didz not rite dis. Iz mai doppelganger? Oh noes!!!
I used to do this with my gerbil and a much smaller dollhouse. He was a good gerbil.
Awww…dats so sweet. I wisht u wuz mah fren wen ah wuz widdo…ah nebbar hadz no gerbuls…ah lakked animuls mor dan dollz.
cors, mebbeh wuzzunt such a long tahm ago u did dis, hm? LOL!
Aww, how sweet 2 stage a home invasion by a gerbil!
????
*squints suspishuslee at teh ????*
Oh, Noes! Duz woodchuck bee mockin me wit teh sarcassum for mah stoopy post? LOL!
mockin???? no, dat wuz juz clever turn of teh wurdz
no, because then he would’ve used the richard gere angle, and I’m not going there. for once.
oooh, yes, stend, PLEEZE not to be goin DERE.
Kthxbai.
Stend, discretion is *always* the better part of valor! Thank you!
yes, and as you know – discretion is my middle name
( cough )
Which is why you are only known as “Stend”, huh?
Wehn awl is sayed and un, is amayzingly sweet (and highly unushual) 2 stage a home invasion with a gerbil. Iz rarelee dun.
If mah mommee cud hav her way, it wud never haf been dun; but she wus very pashent an tolerunt of mah aminal-luvvinness.
Gigantikitteh iz unimpressed bai ur wimpy littul gard-doggehs. *Smoosh*
catburglar iz burgerburgler, fwetens 2 eet famly az apityzrs if no get cheezburgers.
I bin reedin ICHC fur sevrl munfs nao, iz grt syte, thot eyed jump in. we haz 2 kittehs, dey snoshuz, big syumeze wif wyt boots on dere feets. I post pic soon uv dem dooin lolstuf
Hai, panther. I, too, red fur munthz befoar jumpin in. I muzt say- “in” iz much moar phun tahn “out.” So let me be teh (first) to say “Welcome!”
Hi panthur!! Lookin forwid to seein yr bigfoots meezers! (I has a littulfoots meezer).
Welcum!
oh hai chzbugr
hai Pahther!
an hai to yer lolkittehs tu!
hu gibs a low vote to an innocent frenlee greeteeng? ooooh…effen ah fines u ah smacks u wif mah big paw o doom…
* meneh plehs tu teh fulish low vote gibbers*
nk… eben dough ai feelz stoopy askin, i kennot rezizt. ebrywun iz allas sayin abowt da low votez n trollz n stuf. hao da hek ken u tel???? i lukz n lukz, but cantnot figgrz it owt. wut iz i missin? halp! k thx bai.
Iz cuz NOBUDDY butt a troll goez trhoug given everwun 1 burger. U has to see it early on, wehn awl the reely gud commentz haz low burger ratingz. Later, awl teh LOLcat frenz cum trhough and voatz everthing bak up so duzn’t show so much. Trollz juzt zoom through clickin awn the 1 burgerz and tehn they be gawn to trai to spoil sumwunelzez phun. It wud be better fur them had tehy never been boarn.
laffen out loud at JanetCanHas4Kittehz explanashun.
O, Janet, I noe u dun tol me an tol me not too take teh troll’s bait, an I trai not too, but dis tahm I didden resist.
Ah noe u is raht.
*hangs hed*
hmmmm.
mebbee teh troll vote because iz spelt new frenz name rong?
rly sry paNther!
I has ten posable thums…not so gud fur typin, akshully
Oh, hai, Panther. Ahm on ur thred, enjoyin ur entree.
Entree? Nom nom nom… I can has sushi?
*jumps up an down wit glee an pointz* Oh, look! Ah spelld somting eyeronikly currecktlee!
TeeHee!
Oh, teh irownee….lol! Welkum, panther!! Teh mor teh merrieerrrr…
They sound beautiful already. Welcome, looking forward to seeing your kittehs.
hai, wlcm to teh ICHC…cheers!
Hai Panther! Wellcom to ICHC!! Dis b teh funnest site! Glad u r here wid LoLkittehs!
Hi Panther,
Welkom to da web official Language luvin-kritterluvin Geniuses (spekin 4 myseff ub corse)
r u mi daddee?
walcom, walcom, panther! jumpin rite in beez da fing to do. lotz ub lolfrenz heer! just sayin.
I, fer one, welkum ar nu kitteh overlords!!
all hail the kitty overloards !!!
oh hail, why not????
Did U jst sai “Kitteh Overloadz”?
Ginormous kitteh worchip – iz it rong?
If ginormous kitteh worchip iz rong, I doan wanna be rite!!
Second Kent Brockman FTW in a week!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!
Freedom! Horrible Freedom!
Teh cake said “EAT ME” so I eats it! Wut els I sposed to do?
Oh, WOW! Ah nebber thots of dat! Vereh gud entreh!
Jus doan’t kik Bill owt teh chimnee…
Pore Bill — teh furst of teh Flyin Lizzards
There goes Bill…
Rite, kitteh, I noes yoo caynt reed, an yoo eets NEfing if it smellz liek it fud!!!
Yoo nawt foolin me!
…wun pill maykes yew larger…
dat wun (grace) slick comment
We bilt dis Kitty!
awn rawk an rawl?
Like a kat an a mowse,
I’z tired uv goin howse tu howse…
KIttee did not gets pill from his mother, then. Those pillsez do the nothink.
I kepe gitting spams wif orfers for dese pills…
Me 2. Well SpamAssassin doez aniwaiz.
Giant monster cat
terrorizes citizens.
Pray for naptime soon.
or, “…more at eleven”
I lurves teh litul screemin peeples…whats the objec on teh stayrs?
well hello! an welkum to mai cathouse, where u will be meeting mai cat, mai dog, an mai terrifyde litul screemin peeples, an . . . omg wtf izzat on teh stayrs!?!!
“terrifyde litul screemin peeples” ROFL!! *paws to trai to catcth teh breff* Wai do we LOVEZ teh litul screemin peeples?!? Everytiem I lukz at dese werdz and bak at teh pikshur, I’m awn teh floor again. And teh brav little footstool!! Oh – is too much.
OMG itz uh lion! Geht in teh car…
Take DAT, ebil Brenda doodyhed! (she maed Devin taek down part 1 uv da parodee – an dint say nuffin bout da uvvers…. Nao Devin fitin bak wiv laiyerz, cuz she used open sorce videyo, an parody coverd, etc etc. Stoopy Di@&inson ho!)
Wut bee dis? I reeds obur an obur an failz too unnerstanz…
mee too.
B! and Stend will needz to do the splaynin, cuz I don’t know teh link. U cannot understand until u haz seen the link. Stend posted it – month ago already? – maybe moar. EXKROOSHIATINGLEE funny and teh source of AWL teh “Let’s teleport to mai closet. . . ” joakz.
let’s teleport into my closet and… OMGWTF ???
let’s teleport into my closet and… OMGWTFBBQ ???
@$^&*&%% wordpress
Izzit teh brav footztool sneekin up awn teh catzilla????? oar izzit teh chikens**t footztool runnin awai frum teh catzilla? (lukz lik a footztool {witz a rufful }2 me, a teeeni tini 1)
Dere Sarah, teh consept ov teh teeeni tini brav footztool (with a ruffu), is toatally enchanting. Cud be subjekt of wunnderful chilren’s buk. Purrhapz a hole seriez! Goin round savin the terrified littl screemin peeplz of the werld.
oh no, not the cat
ohh iz sneeksie catburgler taht hideses on furst flore
haha creepy but cute.
do yous haz cheezburgerz?
…wate, y u runin?
(kitteh 2 selv)*dis iz fun, ai lik bein sooo mush biggah dan teh peeps!*
revej iz sweet! *dey iz so littul, ai cood pik dem up bi der littul headz*
If only I hads posable fumbs.
no needz posabl tums……ai uzez mi teefes!!!!!! (n bite dey little heads off and nibble on dey feetz)
Kliban Kittee referuns FTW!
Luv 2 eet dehm peeplz
Peelz waht I luv 2 eet
Bite dehy littl hedz ov
Nibbl oan dehr tinee feet.
Kitteh, I tolz u wuns i tolz u a millyum tymz notz to uze dem stereoroydz
But… Toor de Franse! DO WANT!
IB, youz a lolburd peep too? You namd after da GrailBird. Biggest awesome wid fethers!
Well, well, well. Wut haz we HEREZ? A bunch of widdo humanz? I wunner wut ah shud do FURST?
*strokes chin*
1. Dress u all up in funneh outfits an takez picshurs and all my kitteh frends laffs at u?
2. Nom mah cheezburgers at teh dinin rum tabul and feedz you dry granolla on teh flor an laff and say, No, no, silleh human, stay away frum mah cheezburga?
3. MAKEZ U TAKE A BAF??????
MWAHAHAHHA! Da choices go on an on…ah jus cannot deecide….
Revenge of TEH KITTEH!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!
Manfred & Princess Ayla wud lyk to c teh widdel screemin peepls hab BATH!!! Wat tortshur!! Den steels awl teh cheezburgerz!
What? I fit in the dollhouse. I is small kitten. Right? Why they skeered?
facing catcalls and flying froot, teh catrovershal iranian prezidint struggled to reech teh undercatuate stoodints at teh oardinarily peesefull Coslumbia Unipurrsity.
“Why u all r raisen ur arms at me?”
“YOU SUCK!”
“This not be teh frootful dialog…”
“Sum inackyoorasees wuz sed” When sum stoopee guy innerdoost him…
At leest Ahminyoorjob iz TRYIN to be internashunal an tackfull! Nawt liek SUUUUM cockee stoopee chyle uv privlej…..
Pittypat, you too young to remeber Columbia in da late 60s..erly 70s. No had ANY peesefull den.
thass mai poynt.
oops. Smart mouf full ob da feetz agin. Dey gotz a BAD flavr
I can has “BAD CAT a Day Calendar” for Chrismas, and one day teh pitcher was teh BAD CAT looken in teh windo of empteh dollhouse and capshun sed, “I wish I hadn’t killed the nice little doll family.”
i has dat too….dis wuz wun ob mah favrites!!!! an da wun frum last purrsday…wif dat baftime kitteh wun dat sai ” I hate myself for what i have to do to you”. dat mayk me lol.
LOL! I has da Bad Cat buk… also, by same peeps, is da Bad Prezdent buk! Much funnee, followd by fackshooal facks an tidbits uv triveeyeah. Den moar funnes!
I seen anudder kewl buk at Book SOup, but can’t memmer da tytull… myta bin anudder bad cat buk…..
daisycat, from now on i will thenk of u looken at ur BAD CAT A DAY calunder ebry day same as I am!!!1! Ebry time I tear off page for new day i will thenk, “Wonder ef daisycat has seen dis yet???” Much win!
So dis is whut ai luks liek to uz?
All smawl an’ helpluss?
Srlsy?
WFT!?
(Sniff) Good, good, everyone has their deodorant on….you may go out to play
or:
PEOPLE! I WANNA SEE SWEAT! YOU TOO PUPPEHS! YOU ON THE STAIRS, JOIN THE
REST! NOW Raise your arms! Lift and swing! one-two-three- LIFT!
VERY GOOD! Dont let me catch you at the bakery after this!
(whew…hope the dood left my cheezburgers behind the bldg like i told him too..teaching aerobics is stressful!)
handy, also bein a legal profeshinal an all . . .
oof, i forgots to turn off mai fone.
Hello? Oh hai hunny. I be talking to teh memberz of teh NRA rite now . . .
Polly-ticks FTW!!!1!
Nashunal Raised Arms?
Nys ub u widdel screemin peepls to leebs ur kitchn undeefendeded! Naos ai cans getz AWLS ur fudz!! Problem: Widdel peepls eets widdel tinee cheezburgerz. Need many, meny cheezburgerz to fills me up!
Yeh, u heer dat, tinee peepuls? …so getz movin an fixin dem cheezburgas STAT! fo I gibs u sum incentuv wit mah pointee paw!
n pointee teef!
yeh, wut she sed!
Kitteh hab harball dat wont go nowere. Cat doc uses shrink ray to sav kitteh wid Incredible Voyage size hoomins. Open wide, Kitteh!
LOL!
Alwayz luvd da seen where Rack ell Welch takes off her skin tite uniform to reveel – a skin tite wetsoot!! Aiyaiyai!!! She put owt ma eyez ober da deckades an da teevee skreen!! Hotcha!
Ahm teenkin ef dat kitteh had on wun uf dem black bandit masks (u noe teh wuns…dey onlee cuvur teh eyes…like Robun in Batman show… ) den ah teenk ah wud fall on teh flor laffin histerikully…..
(sung to a sweet nursery tune…) “One…Two…Two little cats, one…two…two little spoons. Two little cats, two little spoons, two little girls and a little doll house.”
Seriously dating myself here….
Sesame Street!!!! loved dat little doll house song!
nelleellen, u cantz B dating uself – gotsa be udder persons ifn itz b a date! NEway aiz member tyme BSS. (Before Sesame Street)
I waz jest thinkin dat MM !! ai waz howdy doody, n crusader rabbit, n my sitah she waz ob teh romper room genrashun…(ai din lik mis whatz her mane…..teh buter woodnt melt n her mouf ladi hoo wood luk thru taht dum miror..sain, ai seez moli n jimmi, n sammi,….lik taht)
eben az a kidlet, ai new it waz a lamo idea….ooooh oooh ooh, khukla, fran n ollie !!!!!! (khulkla waz a allliugatur wit 2 teef n he waz allus hiitin peeps wit hiz chinz.. noa DATZ funnee)
miss frances! it wuz miss frances! n she neber EBER did see me in dat durned mirra. beiotch. jus sayin.
I luz teh Kukla, Fran an Ollie!!! Thot I wuz teh onleewun old enuf to memmer dat stuf! LOL!
No, COL u nawt be so awld. Ai rememberz tiemz BEFOAR television. (Yes, wunz upon a tiem, there wuz no televsions.)
peeps: OH NOES!!! Owr sunroom! We just payd off dat addishun! Geddoff der, kitteh, bad kitteh!!
[throws stik at kitteh. Kitteh mooves toward peepulls]
AHHH!! DOOD, RUN!!!!
dis mayk me lol so hard aye hok up mah gum onto keybawrd. heehee
GODZILLA KITTEH!!!
dundundundun.
Catburgler…. is in the howse!
lol is much funnee.
x3
OMG! Kitteh iz katzilla!! Ran 4 ur lifes!
They usin a vry primtv dialects, but I do belive tey fink I iz somekinda god.
Kittee: “Catz used to was worchipped as godz in anchunt timez.”
Hyooman: “U wants teh worchip? Hokay, I aranj.”
Later—
Kittee: “This has not gotz teh hyoomore.”
I love that the humans actually took the time to arrange the doll people in accordingly frightened stances. It only adds to the picture’s hilariousness…! LOL
them people deserve to be burgled!
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