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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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stend

another home invasion
makes the front page

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Resistunz is fyootile. Stend iz teh ‘f” werd!

 
stend

“give me all the cheezburgers, or your little dog gets it”

 
 
LBeeeze

luks lyke kitteh church !!!

de peeps so happy dey dare in de preshush prezenze of de kitteh

 
 
RushnGreen

On teh front paige wit 1 (one) vote of 4 burgerz?
Catburgler haz stollen ur front paige spot.
Next, finz out weather li’l peeps haz a flaver.

 
Bannoch

Oh noooooes! CATZIRRA!!!

mneko

mom, i found him rampaging in Tokyo. can we keep him?

Sabrina

i promiss to put airholes in teh liD! puh-leez, mam!

 
 
Barbie Blonde

yah plz? ill feed im evry day!

 
 
 
D.R.

Okey, waer’s da safe? Tel mee an nobudy gets hert

 
daisycat

kitteh is lyk ” hay u grammalaydee! git in dis kitchin an mayk meh sum cheezburger!!”

Dani

ROFLMAO!!! kitteh is kinda ghetto there…. whut it be dough?

 
 
Kim

Lookz like meh kitteh! <3 Alzo, lookz like sumting meh kitteh wuld doo.

Kim

Hmmmm. I didz not rite dis. Iz mai doppelganger? Oh noes!!!

 
 
Liz

I used to do this with my gerbil and a much smaller dollhouse. He was a good gerbil.

Kathleen

Awww…dats so sweet. I wisht u wuz mah fren wen ah wuz widdo…ah nebbar hadz no gerbuls…ah lakked animuls mor dan dollz.

cors, mebbeh wuzzunt such a long tahm ago u did dis, hm? LOL! :D

woodchuck

Aww, how sweet 2 stage a home invasion by a gerbil!

????

Kathleen

*squints suspishuslee at teh ????*

Oh, Noes! Duz woodchuck bee mockin me wit teh sarcassum for mah stoopy post? LOL!

CrazyOldLady

mockin???? no, dat wuz juz clever turn of teh wurdz

 
stend

no, because then he would’ve used the richard gere angle, and I’m not going there. for once.

Kathleen

oooh, yes, stend, PLEEZE not to be goin DERE.

Kthxbai.

 
CrazyOldLady

Stend, discretion is *always* the better part of valor! Thank you!

 
stend

yes, and as you know - discretion is my middle name

( cough )

 
johnson442

Which is why you are only known as “Stend”, huh?

 
 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Wehn awl is sayed and un, is amayzingly sweet (and highly unushual) 2 stage a home invasion with a gerbil. Iz rarelee dun.

Duffy

If mah mommee cud hav her way, it wud never haf been dun; but she wus very pashent an tolerunt of mah aminal-luvvinness.

 
 
 
 
 
sillyannz

Gigantikitteh iz unimpressed bai ur wimpy littul gard-doggehs. *Smoosh*

 
panther

catburglar iz burgerburgler, fwetens 2 eet famly az apityzrs if no get cheezburgers.

I bin reedin ICHC fur sevrl munfs nao, iz grt syte, thot eyed jump in. we haz 2 kittehs, dey snoshuz, big syumeze wif wyt boots on dere feets. I post pic soon uv dem dooin lolstuf

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Hai, panther. I, too, red fur munthz befoar jumpin in. I muzt say- “in” iz much moar phun tahn “out.” So let me be teh (first) to say “Welcome!”

 
Duffy

Hi panthur!! Lookin forwid to seein yr bigfoots meezers! (I has a littulfoots meezer).
Welcum!

 
 
cSmall

hai Pahther!

an hai to yer lolkittehs tu!

Kathleen

hu gibs a low vote to an innocent frenlee greeteeng? ooooh…effen ah fines u ah smacks u wif mah big paw o doom…

* meneh plehs tu teh fulish low vote gibbers*

Jeanie

nk… eben dough ai feelz stoopy askin, i kennot rezizt. ebrywun iz allas sayin abowt da low votez n trollz n stuf. hao da hek ken u tel???? i lukz n lukz, but cantnot figgrz it owt. wut iz i missin? halp! k thx bai.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Iz cuz NOBUDDY butt a troll goez trhoug given everwun 1 burger. U has to see it early on, wehn awl the reely gud commentz haz low burger ratingz. Later, awl teh LOLcat frenz cum trhough and voatz everthing bak up so duzn’t show so much. Trollz juzt zoom through clickin awn the 1 burgerz and tehn they be gawn to trai to spoil sumwunelzez phun. It wud be better fur them had tehy never been boarn.

Kathleen

laffen out loud at JanetCanHas4Kittehz explanashun.

O, Janet, I noe u dun tol me an tol me not too take teh troll’s bait, an I trai not too, but dis tahm I didden resist.

Ah noe u is raht.

*hangs hed*

 
 
 
 
cSmall

hmmmm.

mebbee teh troll vote because iz spelt new frenz name rong?

rly sry paNther!
I has ten posable thums…not so gud fur typin, akshully

 
 
Kathleen

Oh, hai, Panther. Ahm on ur thred, enjoyin ur entree.

RushnGreen

Entree? Nom nom nom… I can has sushi?

Kathleen

*jumps up an down wit glee an pointz* Oh, look! Ah spelld somting eyeronikly currecktlee!

 
CrazyOldLady

Oh, teh irownee….lol! Welkum, panther!! Teh mor teh merrieerrrr…

 
 
 
 
Jennrotten

They sound beautiful already. Welcome, looking forward to seeing your kittehs.

 
Sabrina

hai, wlcm to teh ICHC…cheers!

 
ManfredMom

Hai Panther! Wellcom to ICHC!! Dis b teh funnest site! Glad u r here wid LoLkittehs!

Lucy

Hi Panther,

Welkom to da web official Language luvin-kritterluvin Geniuses (spekin 4 myseff ub corse)

 
 
 
Jeanie

walcom, walcom, panther! jumpin rite in beez da fing to do. lotz ub lolfrenz heer! just sayin.

 
 
sish

I, fer one, welkum ar nu kitteh overlords!!

stend

all hail the kitty overloards !!!

CrazyOldLady

oh hail, why not????

 
paws4thot

Did U jst sai “Kitteh Overloadz”?

 
 
Quesadilla

Ginormous kitteh worchip - iz it rong?

sish

If ginormous kitteh worchip iz rong, I doan wanna be rite!!

 
 
ronniecat

Second Kent Brockman FTW in a week!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!

 
 
 
Kim

Teh cake said “EAT ME” so I eats it! Wut els I sposed to do?

Kathleen

Oh, WOW! Ah nebber thots of dat! Vereh gud entreh!

 
Cottleston Pie

Jus doan’t kik Bill owt teh chimnee…

RushnGreen

Pore Bill — teh furst of teh Flyin Lizzards