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  1. stend says:

    another home invasion
    makes the front page

  2. RushnGreen says:

    On teh front paige wit 1 (one) vote of 4 burgerz?
    Catburgler haz stollen ur front paige spot.
    Next, finz out weather li’l peeps haz a flaver.

  3. Bannoch says:

    Oh noooooes! CATZIRRA!!!

  4. D.R. says:

    Okey, waer’s da safe? Tel mee an nobudy gets hert

  5. daisycat says:

    kitteh is lyk ” hay u grammalaydee! git in dis kitchin an mayk meh sum cheezburger!!”

  6. Kim says:

    Lookz like meh kitteh! <3 Alzo, lookz like sumting meh kitteh wuld doo.

  7. Liz says:

    I used to do this with my gerbil and a much smaller dollhouse. He was a good gerbil.

  8. sillyannz says:

    Gigantikitteh iz unimpressed bai ur wimpy littul gard-doggehs. *Smoosh*

  9. panther says:

    catburglar iz burgerburgler, fwetens 2 eet famly az apityzrs if no get cheezburgers.

    I bin reedin ICHC fur sevrl munfs nao, iz grt syte, thot eyed jump in. we haz 2 kittehs, dey snoshuz, big syumeze wif wyt boots on dere feets. I post pic soon uv dem dooin lolstuf

  10. sish says:

    I, fer one, welkum ar nu kitteh overlords!!

  11. Kim says:

    Teh cake said “EAT ME” so I eats it! Wut els I sposed to do?

  12. Anukki says:

    …wun pill maykes yew larger…

  13. KickahaOta says:

    Giant monster cat
    terrorizes citizens.
    Pray for naptime soon.

  14. Duffy says:

    I lurves teh litul screemin peeples…whats the objec on teh stayrs?

    • Pittypat says:

      well hello! an welkum to mai cathouse, where u will be meeting mai cat, mai dog, an mai terrifyde litul screemin peeples, an . . . omg wtf izzat on teh stayrs!?!!

    • sarah koester says:

      Izzit teh brav footztool sneekin up awn teh catzilla????? oar izzit teh chikens**t footztool runnin awai frum teh catzilla? (lukz lik a footztool {witz a rufful }2 me, a teeeni tini 1)

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

        Dere Sarah, teh consept ov teh teeeni tini brav footztool (with a ruffu), is toatally enchanting. Cud be subjekt of wunnderful chilren’s buk. Purrhapz a hole seriez! Goin round savin the terrified littl screemin peeplz of the werld.

  15. lotje says:

    ohh iz sneeksie catburgler taht hideses on furst flore

  16. Genevieve says:

    haha creepy but cute.

  17. Naomi says:

    do yous haz cheezburgerz?

    …wate, y u runin?

  18. sarah koester says:

    (kitteh 2 selv)*dis iz fun, ai lik bein sooo mush biggah dan teh peeps!*

    revej iz sweet! *dey iz so littul, ai cood pik dem up bi der littul headz*

  19. Ivory Bill says:

    Kitteh, I tolz u wuns i tolz u a millyum tymz notz to uze dem stereoroydz

  20. Kathleen says:

    Well, well, well. Wut haz we HEREZ? A bunch of widdo humanz? I wunner wut ah shud do FURST?

    *strokes chin*

    1. Dress u all up in funneh outfits an takez picshurs and all my kitteh frends laffs at u?
    2. Nom mah cheezburgers at teh dinin rum tabul and feedz you dry granolla on teh flor an laff and say, No, no, silleh human, stay away frum mah cheezburga?
    3. MAKEZ U TAKE A BAF??????

    MWAHAHAHHA! Da choices go on an on…ah jus cannot deecide….

  21. Jennrotten says:

    What? I fit in the dollhouse. I is small kitten. Right? Why they skeered?

  22. Pittypat says:

    facing catcalls and flying froot, teh catrovershal iranian prezidint struggled to reech teh undercatuate stoodints at teh oardinarily peesefull Coslumbia Unipurrsity.

  23. ronniecat says:

    I can has “BAD CAT a Day Calendar” for Chrismas, and one day teh pitcher was teh BAD CAT looken in teh windo of empteh dollhouse and capshun sed, “I wish I hadn’t killed the nice little doll family.”

    • daisycat says:

      i has dat too….dis wuz wun ob mah favrites!!!! an da wun frum last purrsday…wif dat baftime kitteh wun dat sai ” I hate myself for what i have to do to you”. dat mayk me lol.

      • B! says:

        LOL! I has da Bad Cat buk… also, by same peeps, is da Bad Prezdent buk! Much funnee, followd by fackshooal facks an tidbits uv triveeyeah. Den moar funnes!

        I seen anudder kewl buk at Book SOup, but can’t memmer da tytull… myta bin anudder bad cat buk…..

      • ronniecat says:

        daisycat, from now on i will thenk of u looken at ur BAD CAT A DAY calunder ebry day same as I am!!!1! Ebry time I tear off page for new day i will thenk, “Wonder ef daisycat has seen dis yet???” Much win!

  24. So dis is whut ai luks liek to uz?

    All smawl an’ helpluss?

    Srlsy?

    WFT!?

  25. leaf says:

    (Sniff) Good, good, everyone has their deodorant on….you may go out to play

    or:

    PEOPLE! I WANNA SEE SWEAT! YOU TOO PUPPEHS! YOU ON THE STAIRS, JOIN THE
    REST! NOW Raise your arms! Lift and swing! one-two-three- LIFT!

    VERY GOOD! Dont let me catch you at the bakery after this!

    (whew…hope the dood left my cheezburgers behind the bldg like i told him too..teaching aerobics is stressful!)

  26. Pittypat says:

    oof, i forgots to turn off mai fone.
    Hello? Oh hai hunny. I be talking to teh memberz of teh NRA rite now . . .

  27. ManfredMom says:

    Nys ub u widdel screemin peepls to leebs ur kitchn undeefendeded! Naos ai cans getz AWLS ur fudz!! Problem: Widdel peepls eets widdel tinee cheezburgerz. Need many, meny cheezburgerz to fills me up!

  28. Lucy says:

    Kitteh hab harball dat wont go nowere. Cat doc uses shrink ray to sav kitteh wid Incredible Voyage size hoomins. Open wide, Kitteh!

    • B! says:

      LOL!

      Alwayz luvd da seen where Rack ell Welch takes off her skin tite uniform to reveel – a skin tite wetsoot!! Aiyaiyai!!! She put owt ma eyez ober da deckades an da teevee skreen!! Hotcha!

  29. Kathleen says:

    Ahm teenkin ef dat kitteh had on wun uf dem black bandit masks (u noe teh wuns…dey onlee cuvur teh eyes…like Robun in Batman show… ) den ah teenk ah wud fall on teh flor laffin histerikully…..

  30. nelleellen says:

    (sung to a sweet nursery tune…) “One…Two…Two little cats, one…two…two little spoons. Two little cats, two little spoons, two little girls and a little doll house.”

    Seriously dating myself here….

    • CrazyOldLady says:

      Sesame Street!!!! loved dat little doll house song!

    • ManfredMom says:

      nelleellen, u cantz B dating uself – gotsa be udder persons ifn itz b a date! NEway aiz member tyme BSS. (Before Sesame Street)

      • sarah koester says:

        I waz jest thinkin dat MM !! ai waz howdy doody, n crusader rabbit, n my sitah she waz ob teh romper room genrashun…(ai din lik mis whatz her mane…..teh buter woodnt melt n her mouf ladi hoo wood luk thru taht dum miror..sain, ai seez moli n jimmi, n sammi,….lik taht)

        eben az a kidlet, ai new it waz a lamo idea….ooooh oooh ooh, khukla, fran n ollie !!!!!! (khulkla waz a allliugatur wit 2 teef n he waz allus hiitin peeps wit hiz chinz.. noa DATZ funnee)

  31. B! says:

    peeps: OH NOES!!! Owr sunroom! We just payd off dat addishun! Geddoff der, kitteh, bad kitteh!!
    [throws stik at kitteh. Kitteh mooves toward peepulls]

    AHHH!! DOOD, RUN!!!!

  32. livi says:

    GODZILLA KITTEH!!!
    dundundundun.

  33. aminal says:

    Catburgler…. is in the howse!

  34. Mary says:

    lol is much funnee.
    x3

  35. OMG! Kitteh iz katzilla!! Ran 4 ur lifes!

  36. Jenny says:

    They usin a vry primtv dialects, but I do belive tey fink I iz somekinda god.

  37. BorisEvenWorse says:

    Kittee: “Catz used to was worchipped as godz in anchunt timez.”
    Hyooman: “U wants teh worchip? Hokay, I aranj.”
    Later—
    Kittee: “This has not gotz teh hyoomore.”

  38. lorabel says:

    I love that the humans actually took the time to arrange the doll people in accordingly frightened stances. It only adds to the picture’s hilariousness…! LOL

  39. cginanni says:

    them people deserve to be burgled!



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