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harrr-d 2 right on, tho!
nao i can write notz on dis stikked cat … pick up moar catfud … buy moar litter … stay homez from werk and sleeps all day so the kittehs can amuse themselfs with my sleeping personage
lwalz, 1 of teh kittehz went peepee on mah stepsiztah wen she wuz asleep 1ce
my boyfreinds dog peed on his car yesterday
i agree… add moar kitteh treats
is ok homescribe, we is all on dis planetz for teh amuzment of teh kittehs
O, wat a feelin’…
Wen we’z dancin’ on de seelin.
ok
i givd u 5 burgs
now
NEVAR SINGS DAT AGEN.
You laughed, and you know it.
80’s pop FTW!
all in all ur just a nother cat in teh wall
catacomb = many cats in the wall?
many cats on teh wall = cataclysmic. . .
hiya tina! Place juss arnt teh same without u aorund.
katterwahl!
kesundheit!
dat comment ruled… kesundheit… lalz
if u don eet ur meet, u kant ‘ave any pudding! ow can u ‘ave any pudding if u don eet ur meet?
mmm, puddins… http://www.squidgrid.com/cute/Glossary.htm#Puddins
(STAN STIL, WAD’YE!)
Dat wuds jus be a cat-tas-trofee!
u meen, cat-ass-tro-phee
That’s what I call it when I am ASSaulted by catbutt. (You know, “Momma momma momma momma … LOOKAMAHBUTT!!”
Iv I promis 2 not singz, U giv me brgrs 2?
jus did!
Self-Adhesive Cat
stores on any surface, but
may leave fur behind.
kitteh spit…eetz da best kind
Da onlee spit dat sez “ah luvre yoo “
An it dubbles az deeodorint too!
funey, dis nevar werkd fr meh
Does dis come in y3llow????
Yes, an orinj, but dat colur is poysin.
im on yur wall
fuxin yur perception
ceiling cat’s cousin comes to visit
kat haz vary kewt tung … vary pink!
ce1ling c4t’s c0usin c0mes to v1sit
( wordpress is freakin out 2day !!! )
hi, i iz Wal Cat.
u cans cawl meh Art.
secretly, agnes martin always visualized cats in the centers of her grid paintings, but clement greenburg convinced her that it would be too literal
( what, you really thought they were ab ex impressions of the desert light? WRONG – kitty backgrounds, every one, the whole catalog. )
what’s a dazzling urbanite like yourself doing in a rustic setting like this?
;o)
( secretly, agnes martin always wanted to be the jessica stockholder of cats, but was born in the wrong decade )
hmm
i wuz jus spekting a “BLAZING SADELS FTW”, but dats fiyn too.
I gibs u teh WIN! One of mai favritz! “Are we awake? I don’t know. Are we black? Yes, we are. Then we’re awake. But we’re very confused.”
wallcat iz at ur party, nibbling ur cupcakes.
(hmm, cake. u noes, wikipeedia sayz . . .)
I am stuck on kitteh, cause kitteh is stuck on me
wait, isn’t that another 80’s song?
“I’m stuck on you” …
iz ban-dayd jingl–I iz stuk on ban-dayd cuz ban-dayd stuk on meh
Lionel Ritchie twice!
Somewhere the pop icon is hearing voices from the past
Or Stend is 29, with at least 10 years experience?
GAHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHGHurgl…
AI beginning to wundrrr if da Web 2.0 haz reecht kriticull mass uv 500,000 yoozers. Mennee sites is ded latelee… WordPress iz acktin weerd, flickr iz foobar, plime wuz endooring a “catastrophic failure” for dayz!
Can’t just be ma stoopee lil lappee, altho it gots no braynz, it wuz fine fur almost a yeer, nao gettin gradyooellee slower… so weeerd…
Oh, nuthin, just hangin around.
Invisible suction cups or static electricity?
dood, dat sum good nip! is dat thai stix nip?
toasted kat just likes teh nip.
onlee nibblz, duzzent swallow or inhayl…
Kitteh now available in packs of 100. Try our pink, yellow and green.
D.R. be reedin dis buk? http://www.whypaintcats.com
Zoink! Dat iz saprizink.
Dat B sik!
I luve dis book! Iz parudee of parudee book “Why cats paynt”. Beeyootifull pickchoorz in boff, what is photoshopt, stayjed, or reel?
I seen cats an munkees an lolefunts whoo reeellee do paynt, works is intreeging!
Whut is dese Lawz of Fizzicks u be tawkin abowt? *yawn*
i post-it yoo a note, but i ated it
Remines meh ob wen we wer kidz n rubbed baloonz on r cloes to getz dem all statikee, den stik dem upz on wall! WUdz not lyke to rubs kitteh lyke dat – 2 many pointee ends!
pull tongue…up the wall
release tongue…down the wall
blind kitteh huh? haow duz fynd fut foar liklik then?
kitteh dusnt need to see to find foot for liklik! Dey close der iys NEway!
Gud to see ya bak Tina!
Pull tongue – get hit bi 5 pointy endz @ once!
wurkz wit balloons rite? u rubz teh kitteh on ur hed an stik em on teh wall.
…then get sum kleenex and bandaydz to control bleedin wyl u foan foar teh ambliance.
Waytin fur sumwun to post da videyo uv kitteh wif ballooooon stuck to him, kitteh tryin ta walk, very fail! Poor kitteh!
Not can reed groscery list, dis postit got too much strypes
Ur gravtee iz nawt relvant to mah innerestz.
iz lyke pasta – throw agenst teh wall and if it stiks, iz molto benny.
lukz lyke this kitteh iz reddy for teh sawce.
Pleh! Furry sawce!
iz nots alwys bad ting.
depens on teh cirkum… sorgum… circul… it jus depens on wut yr doin.
an wif who.
(PS — unles u meens “Furryz” — den is alwyz PLEH)
am i the only one who wants to know who makes that gorgeous floor?
Aww thanks everyone. I didn’t know my cat made it until today (even though I get this on my twitter~!)
Lisa, that floor is from target. I got it last fall! bamboo rug!
yes (giggle)
Im on ur wallz….decoratin ur houz.
Ok, I’l jus sayz it. Boy, that cat is WELL HUNG!!! HA! HA! HAHA! Heh! Heh. Ow.
no sno-wiet tan, tho. [sigh]
or scroodup haredo, like sum kat frum Japan.
“now where were teh harbls
when teh mise tryed to taek ar nip?”
OMG….that wuz jus purfikt!!!
Ziggy Stardust…FTW! I can has Spyders frum Marz?
spiderkitteh, spiderkitteh, duz whadeva a spiderkitteh duz
hei, where ken ai buyz diz post-it kat?
ROCKS!
Can You like send be some? I’ll pay a hundred
that iz pretty easy 2 do i would give it a 3 out of 5 soz