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I is teh villin ketteh. U has to pay teh rent!
FIRST!!!!
Dick
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175
Look it’s us! Most dear to me are the ‘photoshop’ guy and the troll.
that cracked me up! what is a pone? lol
’tis teh rcane pro… proun… way uf sayin uv teh “Pwn”
I can’t pay the rent !!!
Den u is evik, evict…u has to get out. I get noo stoopy hyoomin to pays rents. kthxbai!
U has to pai the rent!
But I kant pai teh rent!
(Cranky Troll is bizy agin, I sees…)
Den u haz 2 pai rent in natoora.
200 cheezburgers, plz.
Kitteh gettin TREAT!
Dats awl… maybe gettin itsy bitsy peece of (u no!)
CHEEZEBURGER!
u kant do itsy cheezburger – it go crumbly and hard to grip – tahts what the buns r for
Dey say yu can pik ur frens and yu can pik ur nose, butt yu can’t pik ur fren’s nose. Butt yu can pik mai nose!
Start ur pwn kellekshun uv kitteh boogerz!
I keeps mines stuk to da unnerside uv ma cawfee tabull!!
is de sick, butt is de berry funnies !!!!
do yoo tink der is a markut for kitteh boogerz on de Ebays ???
Iff yu cant has cheezburger, maybee cheezbooger?
Pleh.
Shoor, U kin sell NEting on da ebay! Mebbe nawt fur whut it wurf, but yoo kin sell it!
Onlee teh kitteh boogerz shayped liek teh jeebus.
joo cna pik ur frens
joo cna pik ur noos
butt joo kant ype ur frens awn da kowch
Yur tokin of tribewt is not acceptablez.
*swat*
Keep your boogers to yourself (to continue ghastly thread from above)
Mine is so much better….
Do I smell cheezburger on dem der fingurtips! SHARE!
BWA HA HA HA HA HA
(Gotta learn how to do all the neat stuff Stend does!)
wow – wordpress is going to post this as pittypat, but it’s stend – WEIRD
just use (B)bold(/B) and (I)italic(/I) around text, or both together, but use the angled brackets above the comma and period instead of the parenthesis I used in this example
Practicing
BWAA HA HA HA HA
Thanks Stend! U B Jeenyus!
we can has night clazez?
Iz da Snidley Whiplash kitteh! Worch oot, Dudley!
My clawses. Let me show you them ‘less you gimme that treet!
Lef mah noz harz B!
ummm, ok, I leev dem… snfff…
LOL!
I dun tink kittehs gets da noze hayrz… nawt liek hyoomins wif der weerd parts whut grow faster as dey git older!!! Ma eerz!! Ma noze! AAAHH All de hayrz frum ma hed R comin owt ma noze!! DO NOT WANT
Yeh … middul ayj iz teh suxxor.
Make the gruel thick and slab:
Add thereto a tiger’s chaudron,
For the ingrediants of our caldron.
(thrice teh brinded cat hath mewed . . .)
Act IV, Scene 1. MacBeth (W. Shakespeare) – The Witches – FTW!!
Sumting wikked dis way comez!
O noes! You kwoted from The Scottish Play!!! BAD LUK BAD LUK BAD LUK!!
Yu has to go owtside, turn around, swear, and then nok and ask permishum to be let bak in!!!!!
Well – yes – tathtz troo – I did. Butt – this is nawt a tehatre.
or IS it???
Well, it almost werked. Stend – I thot I did zacktley whut u sed. (B)(/B)(I) text(/I). Whut is rong heer – why no bold?
So Sry Duffy. I seez now u din’t meen mee – It’s PITTYPAT. Butt wait – ov corse u can say lionz frum “Teh Scottish Play” in a theatre – best playce fur them, in fakt. It’z teh NAYM which cannawt be sayed. Hence to mai comment #1. Confushun rainz!I
I’ze nao dun with commentingz. Teh rezt ov u may feel free to talk amongzt urselvz.
OOOPz – furgotz “kthxbai.”
Nao I haz mai very own commentz nezt – liek teh Rushin Dollz.
bold
it’s working – try this
(B)(I) text (/B)(/I)
MacBETH
O – mai. *momentarily haz breath takin awai* Stend. U iz miracle werker. U hav no idea whut a compleat compyooter dunz I reelee iz. To be able to do sumthing qwite kewl iz an amayzin treet fur mee.
I can haz HTML profiency?
Ahem. Stend – u mai see teh frootz ov ur laborz. I teech.
Go to Stendz last comment – where he sayz “It’s working. Try this.”
The trick is – do not use the real parentheses – use the “pointy angled” ones above the period and the comma. (Stend had said that in a different kitteh pikshoor.) Obviously, B is bold and I is italics. Use both or either as you wish. Hope I got it right!
Your skill in HTML has risen to Adept.
Wussa chaudron? Iz hims liver or hayrblls or whut? Will ma vet have N E scraps?
Snfff. we nevvur gotta do da scawttish play… I studdy bardnesses in skool since 1979….I gots a happee daggrr, a Padua, Ian’s horsie, a Puck (hippo birdies, Mickee Rooooooneeee!!), perchance a dreem, sum eeerz (but dey onlee borrowed…), sum ded guy’s skull…. I knew him…, a buncha ded cowerdz, an a dark… thing… I even got to be a usherette when da Olde Globe reopuned in Blaboa Park, an stood wiv growndleengs at da rebilt Globe…. (da orijunal stood where iz a car park nao, dey coodin rebild it der…)
But I nevver git a priklin thum…
chaudron = cauldron (it may be French)
But, it is also a type of CATMINT!
http://www.bluestoneperennials.com/b/bp/NESAS.html
Ooooh, dat’s a purty catmint! LOL, I planted sum wunce, an ma mom complayned a fyoo weeks laytur abowt all de stray kittehs in de yard…. Derrrr…. (I planted dem fur da herbal, I dint hav NE kittehs den….)
i hada luk it up-dont knoew eefer-u wundt beleef how hard dat wurd is to find! I finly fown it uner “chawdron”-defined as entrails. Ur vet mite hab dem.
I fealz smaurta juzt standn nex ta u giiz
We iz so smrt! S-M-R-T!! LOL!
Hmmm, I bet tigrrrr chawdrums iz illeagull in lotsa places…. Needa substitooshun fur di ressipee.. Tigrrr balm, mebbe?
I found it! Thanks to 3rin for the nudge in the right direction.
chaudron: Medieval English; sauce served with roast swan, made from the giblets boiled in broth with its blood, vinegar and spices.
chawdron: intestine, Entrails
chaudron is also French for cauldron.
So, you could use a cauldron to boil the intestines to make a broth for your swan, and you would be Boiling chawdron in a chaudron for a chaudron.
I love language.
I luked too – found this
Tiger’s Chaudron: Tiger’s intestines or guts.
Yes, it was hard to find. Alas, I never found the sauce for roast swan. and yes, isn’t language fun?
But why is French for cauldron same as intestines? Same word, I mean. Now we need to look at the French root.
Dis be such an intellekchewall discussion.
I learned a lot too.
I also lub de language.
Probably Chaudron, de cukking vessle came to be called
“Chaudron” because it wus regularly used to prepare de
fud “Chaudron.”
EEEEE! Dat meks a FEEEERCE haggis!!!
But I spose Tony wood say it wuz GRAYT! (ewww)
Mericanz myt liek tu noes dat dis wurd iz orlso der root ov “chowder” liek der soop. I luv langwidj 2!!
An also, teh old English word for chaudrons is “umbles” – the entrails of teh aminal – so “eating umble pie” has nothing to do with being humble, it’s to do with eating teh cheapest meats…which of corse humble pezzunts did.
Ooh, aren’t words wunderful!
ahh, de umble aggis!
Sheeps iz a walkin meel fur da Scotts – take a sheepie, boil hims lungs and lights (guts, basically) and livrrr in de stomick alawng wif sum oats dat de sheep wuz gonna eet, or dat mighta bin iin da sheepies tummee….
Do sum uver stuff, den eet it. Nawt so bad, reelee….
Weerd how my genele… jeeneeowl… family lines has no scottishnesses, but I LURVES badpipes and haggits….an rejimental mens in kilts frowin k-bars, er… cabers…. weeerd….
Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o’ the puddin-race!
Aboon them a’ ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy of a grace
As lang’s my arm.
Aye Burns, just in case we weren’t wordy ’nuff! Clever Ozzy!
Yup! Words r grate, butz histry? Not so much akchooly. Full ob da sad.
Iz a towne in Nerbraskee. No wayte, dats Chadron. Nebber mine …
I been dere! Marched in a parade. I wuz makin Chadron joaks in my head while I was lukkin chaudron up.
Evil kitteh says, “Sez if canz mess wid my whiskers widout dat posable tum, stoopy hooman.
Thas NOT gooshy fudz, go wai.
Pull mah finger — yer doin it wrong.
$AAAKKKKKKK ai haz noe burgers too votez wit………n u guise r bein too too funnee todai….grrrrrrrrr….
I HATES THIS ! (Churchy the turle ref {POGO} n dis be a goodun two……”O noe! Fraidai teh thurtteenh falz onna Toozdai diz mont !!!!” (ai sai dat too peeps n day luuks at me two funni, day tink ai iz nutz, prolli rite tho…….sigh…)
Gimmee bak mai cheezburgerz !!!!!!
Ow! U pley tag tuu hard!
OWCH!!!!!*battin hand*
STAWP IT!!!!
Here. LEMME DOES IT TO U!!!!!!!
LOL! Dat be late in teh tred, but full of teh cyute and teh funny!
“Evil Kitteh” is contramadicshun in termz. Its wun uv dose, watchacallems, a oxygen moron.
Or iz a simple redundunsee. Whut kitteh will nawt scratch ur furnichure to shredz given butt half a chance. Whut kitteh will nawt throw up stainy stuff awn ur new carpet? Whut kitteh will nawt jump awn u and waik u up wehn it wanz sumthing. Or leeve teh meisees in ur slipperz. Or sit bai teh door to go in, out, in, out, in, out. Or scratch teh vet to bludi pieces. Or get in the closet an maek pullz in awl ur clothezez.
and yet – we luvz dem with awl r hartz. Taht, seemz to mee, iz teh reel puzzlement!
teh door n in, out, in ,out, in, out, in, out FTW !!!! awl ov mai kittehz wer expurt at dat gaim…….tee hee, in. out. in, out, in, out…day nebber tirez ob it….course ai gotta liddle tiredz ob it…..butt ai iz teh stoopy hoomin, iz mai job too let teh kittehz in n out…..
Oh cept fur 1 ob mai kittehz, hiz named waz “stanley” (n he had twin brudder “olliver” ob corse) anywai, Stanley wood sit bai teh screem door n luuk at uz n we wood go ober n openz teh door 4 him, n he wood stan der n luuk at uz, it tuuk uz stoopy huuminz a longy longy tim 2 figgure owt taht he wanteded uz 2 go outsid wit him…..nowt 2 com in, we go owt………stoopy humins….don no nuffin…..
n wen he wood go on teh roofs he dint want uz 2 go get himz, he wnateded uz to ADMIR himz, lik “oh wat a clebber kitteh!” den he wood tuk hiz hed n summer assault offa teh roofs. he n ollie be ober teh brigde nao , but I see dem sumedai, n der wil be soo muches snorgling……
ai had a kitteh wen in younibersitee & lib in doorms. Ill eagle ov corse. Wez cald hiz Olliber butt himz ful nameze wuz Bacchus Oliver Fang Fenochio Muggins MacKenzie Hodge. Hiz got evikted soh I taked himz 2 my parentz- on da plain- adn Dda calld himz Clyde. Hiz iz alzo at teh Bridje- willz C hiz agen sumdai!
wen we has Stanley n Oliver, we haz 6 kittehz altoogeder (we haz 6 kittehz) aniwai, dey waz nameded ….Jack ,Jake, Buster,*paws for brath* Stan, Ollie, and George … iffen u sai it owt lowd, it haz a nise ring to it.
hay! Ai jest notised……cept 4 Jake , day iz awl maneded for comed…..commeda….funnee guise.! neber thout ob dat!
Thankz, Sarah, fur ur kitteh storeez. I just LUVZheerin abawt other peeplz kittehz. I do getz the lumpz in teh thoat when they iz gone over teh Bridje. . .
I got lumpz in mai thoat n aktual whet dropz frum teh eyz, ai mis mi kittehz
Ur doin it wrong.
Kitteh scratches HIM or HER furnichure. Kitteh throw up on HIM or HER carpet. Problam iz with hoomins who iznt dere to open dor wen kitteh want.
Is nawt evun Soveet Rusha, but kitteh ownz U!
Cupla dayz ago I went to put on mai Crocs and founded a TERD in wun of em! Hao dat get dere???? But I loffs mai kittehs eniway.
Berry naiss to C noo piktur! Howsumeffer, onteh otehr hannd, we can has menny menny noo pikturs awn teh voating paidje. thx 2 cheez & tofu!
tanks, cheez and tofu. we iz insatiable.
eeebull kitteh cunsidrrs wevver or nawt to fullee charj laserz.
(lol, i borkt ma spelchik!)
Come on punk, put em up, put up your duke, one on one you and me…
(“LOOK into my eyes…)
POP!
U haz a fregranze.
An’ Ah cans ty mah own damzelz to mah own trackses, kthxbai!
haha good one =)
Last!
ROFL… Nooooes, i has last wurd! (fur nowz)
Chopped Liver!
Passes teh chianti.
wut if….
evil kitteh gotz goatee??
k…:S
I IZ BORED
I IZ HUNGRY
CAN I HAZ YOUR CHEESE BURGER?
NO?
WHY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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hehehe
i like that cat