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Cheezburger Network Blog
cute ^^
i’z unner ur porch
waitin 2 trip ur mailman
rofl!
…AN A LARJ ORINJ SODY PAWP!!
i doan noe wy i wantz dis, tho… sitrus is teh pleh
Oh nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!11!! Teh orinj wunz is poysink!!!1!
poysink, poysink, POYSINK ?!?!??
OMG !!!! I didn’t noe dat !!!
But I’s alerjik to da orinj sody pawp.
(Srsly tho, I am.)
den its teh PLEH fr reals!
I can has a large small, a small medium, a quarter mac, pickels on teh syde and nine no, twelve nuggets…two pies…a sundae…and a diet coke…
A Sunday on a Caturday?
off korse! iz so gud to compli- commple- go with teh cheezburgers!
diet coke wuz a nice tuch. diet sody akshually undoo callories, rite?
peeplz mayk funna me fr orderin diet coke…I iz teh skinnee, but I’z lergik tu corm…sody popz gotz corm surrup innit! diet taystz lyke pleh, but duzzent mayk me itchy.
I din’t kno sody pawp has the corm syrup in it…you has to come to ICHC to learn somfing new!
EVERTHING haz corm syrup in it! Very bad fur u. Chek teh ingrediunz – trai nawt to buy. Sum diet popz now maedz with splenda – taytz much better.
has u tryd teh sodee popz wit Splenduh? they has a flavor lak reel sodee, no korn surp to mes wiht ur mouf.
dats rite…just like if you has a low fat cuppachheno wif a peece of cheesecaek! or a bottle of pellegrino with yer fettacheennee alfredo…maeks fud caloree free…LOL!
no its acctually bad =[
AN PAPR NAPKIN 2 PROTECT MAH PRITEE WITE FUR FRUM RELISH STAYNS
Itz Caturday !!!
i’ll hav a dubble cheezburger plz
kthx
Does u wants freis wiv dat?
yes, pls, freis and McChikken sauce…nom nom nom
and milkshake!
Dis comment reminded meh ov true storrie…
When i wuz 16 i wurked faz fud wit girl named Treena (also 16). Treena wuz not the kool, nut the fashionable, juz a wut-u-see-iz-wut-u-get, berry straite forward soul.
Won nite, when she wurked an I didn’t, a gunman came in and demanded awl the monies in the register.
The next dai, when I found owt bout the robbery, I was berry concerned about mai fren. I immediately rushed up frunt to the counter where she was wurking and asked if she was ok.
Troo to form, Treena was tottallee unfazed. Berry straitforwardlee, wit absolutlee no emotionz, she toll meh dat she had asked the gunman if he wanted a bag for da change !!!!
“wai, yahzzz, fanksyoo. i’ll tak a bag wiff dis.”
“kthxbai !!!”
Berry Gud Storees. I likez
Mazing! Mebbe sumtimes GUD to have no imaginashun :O
Kitteh is white kitteh, jus lik my ol kitteh Max. Max-kitteh wuz owtdor kitteh an lik to gets in trubble. I stil has scarr on hanned wear Max-kitteh bited meh (nawt him fawlt–him leg wuz trapd in fense an him wuz in pane). Max-kitteh goed to kitteh hevun cupple yeers ago, but I misses him stil.
Amaynzin, isn’t it, how much ruum such little kittehz can take up in r hartz. Iz gud to feel bad wehn missin teh kitteh. Showz how much tehy wuz luved.
Gud and bad iz tru, butt stl makz me cri.
Sorry kitteh. Dat is stop fur teh monorailcat. Be carefulz, get off teh trackz.
o hai neibohr kitteh! I can has gossip bout dat fresh new tabby on da blox? She rubs oen ebri tom n da allee!
…adn hab you hearz about “the naughty lady of shady lane”? wowser.
Herz hit da taun liek bawm!
I lurvs it wehn da yung-fart peeps giv us teh “1″ cheezburger cuz dey don’t unnerstands it. (snicker) neener-neener. See, we old-fart peeps gotz our own “hip” talk. (raspberry sound emits thru dentures(future))
Has tu be kereful with that rasberry-sound. Yu cud spit owt yr teefs.
Speeking of teh rasberry-sound, I has to share (OT alert) Shakespeer trivia.
In Hamplet, Act 2, Sceen 2:
Polonius: The actors are come hither, my lord.
Hamlet: Buzz, buzz!
In Shaksper’s day, this was the way the rasberry sound was written. So properly, it shd be:
Bolonius: The actors are come hither, my lord.
Hamlet: *pthffth*
Bolonius: Upon mine honor!
Hamlet: Then came each actor on his ass –
A Shaksperean fahrt joak lost to teh mists of time.
Dat Shayksper wuz a nazty boi!
Hims plaes has lawts of awf-culler joaks, if u noes ware to luk. (Mai kollij perfesser tole us!)
When ai wuz a teechur, ai wuld be crackin up reedin teh Shaespeer to da kidz. Dey didnt get it, but ai wuz lyk, WOO DAT IS DIRTEE. Den tehy be lyk, “OHHHHHHH”
Englitsh teechers, corruptin teh kidz of Merika!!
Ha! Goon Show reference FTW!!! How you say ‘needle nardle noo’ in LOLspeak?
Da psycaiatrist es en.
Peanutz reference 4 D winz!
Fyve sents, pls!
Kthx.
pls no step on StairKitteh. Kthxluvubai.
Psssst!….I give u some tips, u gimme some cheezburgahs?
Pickulz? Hmmm, I suzpekt sumboddy be teh making moar kittehs.
“Lots uf cheezburgers! I be eeten 4 seben!”
I gots a seet in de bleechars. Dis gaem gon be funne.
UR OWT OF OARDER!!
DIS HOLE COURTYROOM OWT OF OARDER!!!!
Soree entertaynin mahsef.
Dat whut kitteh look lik to me.
da reel kwesten is “did u ordr teh coad rhed?”
mmmmmmm Code Red. Addictive. Game Day is OK taste with lots more caffeine (I didn’t realize was actually posssible!) But Code Red teh best!
Few Good Men FTW!!!1!
Parlimentayreeun Kitteh bustz owt teh Roburt Rulez of Ordah.
AWL IN FLAVOR, SAY AI
oh hai
Yes dis seet is takun. This hole secshun is takun. Is all mine.
it’s the ghost of lolcats past !!! aieeeee!!!
U R SOOO rite! Kittheh makez byootiful ghost. So we has now a Ghlolst? Soundz kind ov spookee.
I is under yur bleecherz, lookin’ up yur skirts.
My uncle has a husky that will devour cheeseburgers- except the pickles. He spits them out- ptoo- delicately. The cat won’t eat them either- she knows better!
I no can has lolspeak….
U has dun a gud job on teh las line!1!
Kep reedin n’ purty soon yu tawk like ketteh everywhere’s…..oh maebe not so grate akshully!
Iz trubl! U reed lolspeak on yr own an privat. Then u see yr frends an lolspeak cums outta mowf an they look at u funny!!
*haz nice cuppatee an sit down to get back to reel wurld*
grownhog thinks he soooo clever digging den under porch…but iz waytun for heez return!
Trewant Kitteh plaes hookie undur teh bleechurs.
“Oh, hai, I iz waetin fur mah boefrind, Tom Kat? We iz gonna maek owt!”
[...] no. jus wantz lotsa pickelz. [...]
kyoot
wood u lyke a shayke with dat?
*meow*= i would like a cheezburgr and large oranj soda