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I luvz mah shoo

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
antipwn

You can’t has shoo, you can’t has shoo. Is mine nao.

 
sarah koester

Kittehz noes how to snorgle too! ai can seez dat diz kitteh iz a gooood snorglerz…luky shoo, *wailz* AI NEEEED a KITTEH !!!!!

 
Kim

I only need teh wun, yoos can hab teh other.

 
 
Melissa

Shoo shoo shooee shoo shoo♪
I luuurrrve mah shoo♥
mah shoo is teh bestest shoo♪ in teh w00000rld♪♪♪

Kitteh is shweet, but can’t caree a toone.

Shaungrl

… how bouts a toone-a. nomnomnom.

I B silly. sorry, meds and caffeine- dey kick in @ saem timez. ;)

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

EVERYWUN luvz teh sillee.

 
 
 
 
woodchuck

Kitteh can’t caree a toone in a bukkit.
But hoo haz teh bukket, newai?

 
 
keogh

i heerd ov shoo fly
i heerd ov shoo hoarn
i eben heerd ov shoo ttree
butt, shoo kitteh???
neber heerd taht

Teho

i heers dis all teh tyme!
kitteh on pillo ats 3:00AM — SHOO KITTEH!

Teho

kitteh clym on keebord when onlyen — –l08op)0000000000000000-[
[CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED]
SHOO KITTEH!

 
 
 
 
Duffy

More fut fetisch kittehs…why dey lurves teh stinkeeeeee shoez???
I comes home, kiks off mah shuz, Bekka welcomes mah shoe with joyus snorgling an not me!!

Paul

I know anothe kitteh jus like dat - he called Derby - dus not like hats, tho

Antoinette

Hats not hafs gud smell liek shuz.

 
 
Lucy's mommeh

my kittehs the same way. My sister’s kitteh, Minnie, turns into a FREAK wis my sandals-why day??????????

 
lolcatburglar

Mah boi kitteh likes mah shoos, specially mah suede cloggs. He even puts one footz in, like he is wearin’ them. I is teh happy that he has speshul bond wif mah cloggs, but I wonder if I shud be concerned that mah boi kitteh likes to warez wimmenz shoos.

Signed,
Concerned

leaf

Dear Concerned,

He is telling you he is a dutch cat..other signs he may display he is putting his paw in the faucet, and pooting under de covers…be worried when he hits the stilettos and starts to sing…

SJ

Nao, don be worried, jus get him a gud agent.

 
 
Valeria

I thinks bee consurnd onlee if ur boi kitteh startz uzin ur lipstik….

stend

or stealing your mahalo blahniks

SJ

dam kitteh can by hiz own malololo blahniks, I wurkd ma ass off fur mine

 
 
B!

Shakira boi kitteh iz on yur talint sho… winnin!

 
 
conscious cat

He’ll prolly say he jus lieks teh feeel ov the fabrick - u noez nede 2b cunserned

 
SarahD

Mebbeh he wants to has his own showe on FudNetwurk, MoltoKitteh?

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

MoltoKitteh! Tehn he wud e mai favorite!

 
 
 
Shaungrl

My grey kitteh (Enoki) lubz teh dirty sox. e-ewe! But she have game. I remoovz dem and trows sox into air. She leap, catch and then snorgle dem. e-ewe2

GAB

ur kitteh not e-ewe, she reedin da newzpapr frum da outsid. Mama been owt 2 wher? Werk, kommut, maybe den she go to get cheezburger? luv da mama sox. smell like Mama.

 
 
spykes_mom

Mai Wheezy lurrrrves mai stinkee shooz. She tryz to clime into em when I tayk em ov. Ai dun geddit. Dey phew! But she rub face awl over dem an fawl asleep dere wid her noze in wun. Dun matter if dey sneekurs, sanduls, flippies, slippurs, ur what. Yuk!
Duz ennywun noe why kittehs do dis?

;-)

 
 
Bannoch

Shoo kitteh has lost him senz o smell.

 
julyisthebestmonth

i has a shoo
i luvs mah shoo
its gots a flavr
kind liek u

i sleeps on top
it smell juss fine
go way pls
dis shoo iz mine

Teho

luv dem littl laceys
laceys wut ah luvs tu eet
biet dey plastic sleevs off
an dey wont stay on ur feet

(♥ Kliban)

Bronzewind

i likes to bite ems
on teh tops
n i leavin holez
in all ur sockz

 
 
B!

Aglet kitteh iz… agletting? Mebbe nawt…

 
 
 
 
leaf

One side: toe jams
the other: gum, tar, dirt, OTHER CATS!?, unknown ick!…mmmmm this side is better

 
leaf

On the Road Kitteh says: When looking for overnight accomodations choose the slip on … preferable over the sneaker, which leaves unsightly markings in the morning.

 
stend

“um, this style runs small… I don’t think you’re gonna fit… I mean, you’re feet are kinda big…”

stend

“oh. by the way, betch?”

leaf

We have decided to run this video on the mainstream channels.

However we have um some substitutions:

THREE HUNDRED FLAGRANT DOLLARS!
THREE HUNDRED FOOLISH DOLLARS!
THREE HUNDRED FREAKIN’ DOLLARS!

Let’s get them!

and oh by the way foolish standoffish not so nice saleswoman:

You may kiss my buttox!

stend

I just like the hot cop ;o)

 
 
 
 
Melissa

Stupid boi….
Stupid boi….

stend

lets get some shoes
let’s party

leaf

Oops…purple draggin copped the cop…no can have

 
Teho

[expressionless stare at Lycra Superhero Dude]

 
 
 
 
Cottleston Pie

Do the moo shoo!
Moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo
Moo moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo shoo

ManfredMom

I fowt “moo shoo” b pork???!!

 
Shaungrl

What do you have if you cross a cow’s slipper and a chef’s skillet?

Moo shoe guy pan

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

GROOOOAAAaaaaaannnnn!

 
doctorcat

Ow ow OW ow ow owowowowoowoowow

 
Duffy

BOOOOOOOO.

(I has to remimber dis wun.)

 
 
teenie

break a fortune cookie!

“beware of grape with wooden mallet”

Cottleston Pie

Ain’t dat de troof!

 
 
 
SJ

Kitteh luks so happee! So very much kewt!! Hed sploded all ober teh place, how to get brainz off of carpit plz?

bubbyscranky

Is no point, hed will jus splode agin tomorrow.

 
lolcatburglar

Well, lemme thinkz… if u spillz teh red wines on carpet u pour club soada on to get wines out. Brainz goes in hed, red wines also goes in hed, so I think club soada to get brainz out of carpets. Yes.

Also then, if u spillz teh club soada on carpet, u pour red wines on to get club soadas out.