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We maeks a grate pair- my shoe adn I.
dat look liek my Finch. (smile)
yuv teh tabys!
You can’t has shoo, you can’t has shoo. Is mine nao.
Kittehz noes how to snorgle too! ai can seez dat diz kitteh iz a gooood snorglerz…luky shoo, *wailz* AI NEEEED a KITTEH !!!!!
I only need teh wun, yoos can hab teh other.
Whut?
So — hop.
Shoo shoo shooee shoo shoo♪
I luuurrrve mah shoo♥
mah shoo is teh bestest shoo♪ in teh w00000rld♪♪♪
Kitteh is shweet, but can’t caree a toone.
… how bouts a toone-a. nomnomnom.
I B silly. sorry, meds and caffeine- dey kick in @ saem timez.
I lub teh sillee.
EVERYWUN luvz teh sillee.
eksep me. i no liek sily.
noeps.
Doant beleev U. Noeps, I doant.
i can has cred?
Kitteh can’t caree a toone in a bukkit.
But hoo haz teh bukket, newai?
i heerd ov shoo fly
i heerd ov shoo hoarn
i eben heerd ov shoo ttree
butt, shoo kitteh???
neber heerd taht
i heers dis all teh tyme!
kitteh on pillo ats 3:00AM — SHOO KITTEH!
kitteh clym on keebord when onlyen — –l08op)0000000000000000-[
[CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED]
SHOO KITTEH!
Dumbo…..
More fut fetisch kittehs…why dey lurves teh stinkeeeeee shoez???
I comes home, kiks off mah shuz, Bekka welcomes mah shoe with joyus snorgling an not me!!
I know anothe kitteh jus like dat - he called Derby - dus not like hats, tho
Hats not hafs gud smell liek shuz.
my kittehs the same way. My sister’s kitteh, Minnie, turns into a FREAK wis my sandals-why day??????????
Mah boi kitteh likes mah shoos, specially mah suede cloggs. He even puts one footz in, like he is wearin’ them. I is teh happy that he has speshul bond wif mah cloggs, but I wonder if I shud be concerned that mah boi kitteh likes to warez wimmenz shoos.
Signed,
Concerned
Dear Concerned,
He is telling you he is a dutch cat..other signs he may display he is putting his paw in the faucet, and pooting under de covers…be worried when he hits the stilettos and starts to sing…
Nao, don be worried, jus get him a gud agent.
I thinks bee consurnd onlee if ur boi kitteh startz uzin ur lipstik….
or stealing your mahalo blahniks
dam kitteh can by hiz own malololo blahniks, I wurkd ma ass off fur mine
Shakira boi kitteh iz on yur talint sho… winnin!
He’ll prolly say he jus lieks teh feeel ov the fabrick - u noez nede 2b cunserned
Mebbeh he wants to has his own showe on FudNetwurk, MoltoKitteh?
MoltoKitteh! Tehn he wud e mai favorite!
My grey kitteh (Enoki) lubz teh dirty sox. e-ewe! But she have game. I remoovz dem and trows sox into air. She leap, catch and then snorgle dem. e-ewe2
ur kitteh not e-ewe, she reedin da newzpapr frum da outsid. Mama been owt 2 wher? Werk, kommut, maybe den she go to get cheezburger? luv da mama sox. smell like Mama.
Mai Wheezy lurrrrves mai stinkee shooz. She tryz to clime into em when I tayk em ov. Ai dun geddit. Dey phew! But she rub face awl over dem an fawl asleep dere wid her noze in wun. Dun matter if dey sneekurs, sanduls, flippies, slippurs, ur what. Yuk!
Duz ennywun noe why kittehs do dis?
Shoo kitteh has lost him senz o smell.
i has a shoo
i luvs mah shoo
its gots a flavr
kind liek u
i sleeps on top
it smell juss fine
go way pls
dis shoo iz mine
luv dem littl laceys
laceys wut ah luvs tu eet
biet dey plastic sleevs off
an dey wont stay on ur feet
(♥ Kliban)
i likes to bite ems
on teh tops
n i leavin holez
in all ur sockz
Kliban kitteh! WIN!
Aglet kitteh iz… agletting? Mebbe nawt…
WIN WIN WIN!
One side: toe jams
the other: gum, tar, dirt, OTHER CATS!?, unknown ick!…mmmmm this side is better
On the Road Kitteh says: When looking for overnight accomodations choose the slip on … preferable over the sneaker, which leaves unsightly markings in the morning.
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE, BETCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
“um, this style runs small… I don’t think you’re gonna fit… I mean, you’re feet are kinda big…”
“oh. by the way, betch?”
We have decided to run this video on the mainstream channels.
However we have um some substitutions:
THREE HUNDRED FLAGRANT DOLLARS!
THREE HUNDRED FOOLISH DOLLARS!
THREE HUNDRED FREAKIN’ DOLLARS!
Let’s get them!
and oh by the way foolish standoffish not so nice saleswoman:
You may kiss my buttox!
I just like the hot cop ;o)
Stupid boi….
Stupid boi….
lets get some shoes
let’s party
Oops…purple draggin copped the cop…no can have
[expressionless stare at Lycra Superhero Dude]
Do the moo shoo!
Moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo
Moo moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo shoo
I fowt “moo shoo” b pork???!!
What do you have if you cross a cow’s slipper and a chef’s skillet?
Moo shoe guy pan
GROOOOAAAaaaaaannnnn!
Ow ow OW ow ow owowowowoowoowow
BOOOOOOOO.
(I has to remimber dis wun.)
break a fortune cookie!
“beware of grape with wooden mallet”
Ain’t dat de troof!
Kitteh luks so happee! So very much kewt!! Hed sploded all ober teh place, how to get brainz off of carpit plz?
Is no point, hed will jus splode agin tomorrow.
Well, lemme thinkz… if u spillz teh red wines on carpet u pour club soada on to get wines out. Brainz goes in hed, red wines also goes in hed, so I think club soada to get brainz out of carpets. Yes.
Also then, if u spillz teh club soada on carpet, u pour red wines on to get club soadas out.