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We maeks a grate pair- my shoe adn I.
dat look liek my Finch. (smile)
yuv teh tabys!
You can’t has shoo, you can’t has shoo. Is mine nao.
Kittehz noes how to snorgle too! ai can seez dat diz kitteh iz a gooood snorglerz…luky shoo, *wailz* AI NEEEED a KITTEH !!!!!
I only need teh wun, yoos can hab teh other.
Whut?
So — hop.
Shoo shoo shooee shoo shoo♪
I luuurrrve mah shoo♥
mah shoo is teh bestest shoo♪ in teh w00000rld♪♪♪
Kitteh is shweet, but can’t caree a toone.
… how bouts a toone-a. nomnomnom.
I B silly. sorry, meds and caffeine- dey kick in @ saem timez.
I lub teh sillee.
EVERYWUN luvz teh sillee.
eksep me. i no liek sily.
noeps.
Doant beleev U. Noeps, I doant.
i can has cred?
Kitteh can’t caree a toone in a bukkit.
But hoo haz teh bukket, newai?
i heerd ov shoo fly
i heerd ov shoo hoarn
i eben heerd ov shoo ttree
butt, shoo kitteh???
neber heerd taht
i heers dis all teh tyme!
kitteh on pillo ats 3:00AM — SHOO KITTEH!
kitteh clym on keebord when onlyen — –l08op)0000000000000000-[
[CAT-LIKE TYPING DETECTED]
SHOO KITTEH!
Dumbo…..
More fut fetisch kittehs…why dey lurves teh stinkeeeeee shoez???
I comes home, kiks off mah shuz, Bekka welcomes mah shoe with joyus snorgling an not me!!
I know anothe kitteh jus like dat – he called Derby – dus not like hats, tho
Hats not hafs gud smell liek shuz.
my kittehs the same way. My sister’s kitteh, Minnie, turns into a FREAK wis my sandals-why day??????????
Mah boi kitteh likes mah shoos, specially mah suede cloggs. He even puts one footz in, like he is wearin’ them. I is teh happy that he has speshul bond wif mah cloggs, but I wonder if I shud be concerned that mah boi kitteh likes to warez wimmenz shoos.
Signed,
Concerned
Dear Concerned,
He is telling you he is a dutch cat..other signs he may display he is putting his paw in the faucet, and pooting under de covers…be worried when he hits the stilettos and starts to sing…
Nao, don be worried, jus get him a gud agent.
I thinks bee consurnd onlee if ur boi kitteh startz uzin ur lipstik….
or stealing your mahalo blahniks
dam kitteh can by hiz own malololo blahniks, I wurkd ma ass off fur mine
Shakira boi kitteh iz on yur talint sho… winnin!
He’ll prolly say he jus lieks teh feeel ov the fabrick – u noez nede 2b cunserned
Mebbeh he wants to has his own showe on FudNetwurk, MoltoKitteh?
MoltoKitteh! Tehn he wud e mai favorite!
My grey kitteh (Enoki) lubz teh dirty sox. e-ewe! But she have game. I remoovz dem and trows sox into air. She leap, catch and then snorgle dem. e-ewe2
ur kitteh not e-ewe, she reedin da newzpapr frum da outsid. Mama been owt 2 wher? Werk, kommut, maybe den she go to get cheezburger? luv da mama sox. smell like Mama.
Mai Wheezy lurrrrves mai stinkee shooz. She tryz to clime into em when I tayk em ov. Ai dun geddit. Dey phew! But she rub face awl over dem an fawl asleep dere wid her noze in wun. Dun matter if dey sneekurs, sanduls, flippies, slippurs, ur what. Yuk!
Duz ennywun noe why kittehs do dis?
Shoo kitteh has lost him senz o smell.
i has a shoo
i luvs mah shoo
its gots a flavr
kind liek u
i sleeps on top
it smell juss fine
go way pls
dis shoo iz mine
luv dem littl laceys
laceys wut ah luvs tu eet
biet dey plastic sleevs off
an dey wont stay on ur feet
(♥ Kliban)
i likes to bite ems
on teh tops
n i leavin holez
in all ur sockz
Kliban kitteh! WIN!
Aglet kitteh iz… agletting? Mebbe nawt…
WIN WIN WIN!
One side: toe jams
the other: gum, tar, dirt, OTHER CATS!?, unknown ick!…mmmmm this side is better
On the Road Kitteh says: When looking for overnight accomodations choose the slip on … preferable over the sneaker, which leaves unsightly markings in the morning.
THOSE SHOES ARE MINE, BETCH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HjIljJd-o0
“um, this style runs small… I don’t think you’re gonna fit… I mean, you’re feet are kinda big…”
“oh. by the way, betch?”
We have decided to run this video on the mainstream channels.
However we have um some substitutions:
THREE HUNDRED FLAGRANT DOLLARS!
THREE HUNDRED FOOLISH DOLLARS!
THREE HUNDRED FREAKIN’ DOLLARS!
Let’s get them!
and oh by the way foolish standoffish not so nice saleswoman:
You may kiss my buttox!
I just like the hot cop ;o)
Stupid boi….
Stupid boi….
lets get some shoes
let’s party
Oops…purple draggin copped the cop…no can have
[expressionless stare at Lycra Superhero Dude]
Do the moo shoo!
Moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo
Moo moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo shoo
I fowt “moo shoo” b pork???!!
What do you have if you cross a cow’s slipper and a chef’s skillet?
Moo shoe guy pan
GROOOOAAAaaaaaannnnn!
Ow ow OW ow ow owowowowoowoowow
BOOOOOOOO.
(I has to remimber dis wun.)
break a fortune cookie!
“beware of grape with wooden mallet”
Ain’t dat de troof!
Kitteh luks so happee! So very much kewt!! Hed sploded all ober teh place, how to get brainz off of carpit plz?
Is no point, hed will jus splode agin tomorrow.
Well, lemme thinkz… if u spillz teh red wines on carpet u pour club soada on to get wines out. Brainz goes in hed, red wines also goes in hed, so I think club soada to get brainz out of carpets. Yes.
Also then, if u spillz teh club soada on carpet, u pour red wines on to get club soadas out.
or braines?
Mebby I jus take puter into kitchen – EZer to get branes off tyled flor. I tink this site shud cum wit worning – DO NUT ENTRE TIHS SITE IF IN CARPTD AIREA. BRAIN SPLODIN AN BEVRIDGE SPLORTIN MAY CAWZ STAINING. PROTEKTIV CLOTHING TU B WORN AT ALL TYMZ.
U cannut be 2 carefull.
Snnnnnnnnzzzzzzzz
Snrt mmph
(Wiggle)
U can hab ur sneekors
Dis shu moar comfee
Mai shoo it haz a frist naem, itz M-I-N-E mine
Mai shoo it haz a secun naem, itz M-I-N-E mine
I lurves too snorgle dai and nite
adn iv u aks y iz sai
dees shoos iz mine betch!!!!
Mutch mar-vee.
kthxbai
In Soviet Russia
shoo luvs yoo !!
BTW…in totally unrelated matters….
If ya need an extra spirit lift…go to you tube and search for “Paul Potts”
He won a British talent show (Simon Cowell was one of the judges) with opera choice of Puccini’s nessun dormun (or something like that)… in fact i wiki’d this opera person just to find out a little about him.
I like rock, pop, alternative, all kinds, opera would have not EVEN been on my list…
but i think many would like this videos…i’ve played it several times already…
Just an extra helping of awwwwwwww…and WOW….
ok, back to our regular program of kitteh….
OMG!!!OMGOMGOMG!!
that guy is amazing. Truly.
he made me tear up.
He has an amazing career in front of him.
NO MOAR SELLIN TEH CELLY PHONZ!!!
Club soada getz out teh red wines stanes. Red wine gets out teh club soada stanes. Now what will getz out teh tears stanes all over mine shirt and cheekies?
Man, that was edited well.
red wyne, of corss
Valpolicella wud be mai choyce of tear stayn remover!
ZOMG–I can has lolgoose bumps. My dad is a opera fan, an he recco. . .rekko. . .said I shud lissen to dis Paul Potts, but I nebber did till nao.
Fankoo!
How incredibly awesome is THAT? Just a regular bloke (car phone salesman) with a face that only a mother could love (not meant to be cruel,if you watch the video you’ll see what i mean)…. and out of him comes this unbelievable music! I was so taken with him, that I listened to Pavarotti singing the exact same aria… and I have to say, I liked Paul Potts better! jus sayin.
Guess what? His semi final performance was from Puccini, but his final song is “A Time to Say Goodbye” from Andrea Bocelli, which is what he scooped the competition with.
Jus so’s u noes…
mmmm, lurve Nessoom Dormay!!!!
AN dat o my papa song tingie…..
I luvs mah shoo
I luvs mah shoo
Mah shoo is so com-fort-ablee lovely
(paraphrased from an old Donovan song from the 60s)
mah mommee sez I singd dat sawng wen I wuz not-kwite-2-yeerz-old. almoss 30 yeerz later, I still luvz dat sawng.
So longz I snorgelz mai shoo, mai hooman cantz be goed n e whur! heh
granma kikit de bukkit
awls leff iz dis won shoo
cause wez gib awls her suff to Salvation Armiez
deys lyked dat berry mach
de leff shoo noaw beelongs to a homeless
brudder libbing on de street
he berry happee to get it
cuz he onlee hab won feet !!!
Awww, and shoo luvz yoo kitteh.
ah luvs mah shoo, but needz lil’ pink sok tu b compleat
Lil pink sok, lil pink sok…. I lubs Mooch!
“Oh, it’s called a slipper? I thought it was a SLEEPER!”
One of my cats likes to put my slippers on when I take them off! He puts his feet in them and looks at me, so proud! Usually, both feet in one. Makes it hard to walk, but very comfortable.
Kitteh is a shoe in fur prezeldent.
Will institute free health care fur awl kittehies
A chikn in ebry bukkit
No harbuls lef behind!
O an will B stoppin all dah warz
Warz interrupt kittehs snoozin.
Do Not Want
mommyhood – i dreams it dayly. til then, i haz shoo kitten 2 luv.
dis kitteh looks xactly liek mah mommy’s kitteh! ahhhhhhhh!!! lub lub lub kitteh who lubs shoo!!!
Aaaaaah SHOO!!!!!!
coff coff coff coffcoffcoffcoff… blearg….
Miss ma fuzzy purring heating pad o luv….. snff..
Oh, B! I is sorry yu gotz teh coffin…I jus gotz over a nugly coff. Musinecks-D helped a lot. Also Tileanawl Dayteim an Nitetyme Cold medisin.
I wud fax yu sum snorglers if I cud.
I has thoes shoos! Theys from Kohls!!! theys mah favrits! wif polka spots! gud choys of shoos!