dis mai Tom Crewz impreshun
…from mishun impussible
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XENU !!! save me !!!
the heat from those gay rumors is keeping me aloft !!! not even the combined weight of scientology and katie holmes can keep my tiny frame on the ground !!!
Even prayers to my clam ancestors can’t save me now!
Did u has tehm in a red sawce? Dat maek dem bettur. MMMMM
Onlee has dem in da clam chowda. Noo Inglin styl….omnomnomnom.
me not want the clam chowder wif da red sauce…noo Inglin styl, all de way!
tom crews cat sez i am not gay … i just like to sleep with mens
So I kin amembrr if I liek it or nawt!
Ummmm, no! Dat’s it, I DUN liek it (dis week…)
oh, he’s not sleeping w/ them, hunnie…
I finks it tym we has a littul tawk abowt teh burds and… um, teh burds.
Oar is dat teh beez and teh beez?
I dunno.
homescribes noes that, but iz afraid yunger folks be reading … only uses the eff word wid adultz… besides, onct tom get troo jumping around on sofas, everywun fall asleep … tom of tiredness, other boyz of boredoms
It’s all the vitamins and supplements that keep me aloft.
Katie takes ‘em, that’s why she never got Post partum depression.
Tom Cruise knows more than anyone about anything
beacuse he has paid alot of mony to become a high ranking Operating Thetan
danged thespians
I thot u had to be a femail fur dat?
I thot yu had to be a gud actor for dat.
Leves MR. Crooz owt.
flartus, she said thespian ;o)
how ARE you, gurlfrnd?
i growed up in the southern US … bad old joke there was a sherrif who got himself elected by claiming his opponents wife wuz a thespian … not so funnee
And while she was a member of the local Sumfing Baptist Church, she was often seen prosletyzing.
And their son was known to indulge in mastication…
I thought it was because she’s a stepford wife?
I thot dey jus lokt her away until she felt bedder…..or dide.
I hayts dat! Wood dey take insullen frum a diabetik? Iz purty similur fur sum kronik deprest peeps!
de new englund jurnal of medicinez haz jus published a study detailing de
theraputic advantagges of regurlary reading, sumtimz understanding, an moss
of awl, posting on ICHC.
de best docturs recommend lolcatz.
de berry best docturs speak de lolcat an regurlary post deir own storries an
commentz.
de berry interesting physishan who wrote de new englund jurnal of medicinez
artical takez mannee pichurs of his stunt kitteh, Oscar, hoping for a pichur brilliant
enuff to cap an submit to ICHC.
in addishun to his stunt career, Oscar also makez regular visitz to de Thereputic
Heeling Center, where his snorgals an antics give hope to the hopeless !!!
Isn’t it curious that the ones most against psychotropic meds tend to be the ones most in need of them?
LOL
this is so true, and so lawltastic.
HHHMMM… canz da wrattle shnake sayz xyz?
Katty Holmes, heer i colmes
reel me in!
woops…
after dis screen test failed, kitteh won role as Spyderman in
hot howse theatur companee rivival of “Spyderman…Wed of Secrets”
Spider kittie, spider kittie, does whatever a spider kittie does…no worries if no strings attached, homie hold you up like spider pig
I musta made a freudian typo…
dat comment wuz supposed to say “Web Secrets.”
instead it says “Wed of Secrets.”
HHHHHhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm……
maybe tom and katie really doo hav a wed of secrets.
yoo fink ???
Klaws, don’t fail me now!
Heeer goez life #1.
Win!1!
whut yu meen I has to were parashoot? I has pair a claws!
Skydiving kitteh is missing vital piece of equipment…
cuz i’m fweeeeeeeeeeee, fweeeeeeeeee fallin;
Dat’s Tom(cat) Petty, nawt Tom Crews.
WAAAAY much beddar!!!
“tung tied n twistd justa earf boun kitten I”
momcat
Oo! Peenk Floid!
Wat butun 4 parashoot?
himz couch??
tom crewz iz mai fayverit kumeedeeyun. to bad he izzint trine ta be funee.
Duhn duhn duhn-duhn, duhn duhn duhn-duhn!
Duhn duhn duhn-duhn, duhn duhn duhn-duhn!
Deedl-oo, doodl-oo, doodl-oo…doo-doop!
(Supraiyze ib furzt wun tu sey it.)
mission im-puss-ible !!!
whoopsie – shoulda read the whole title ;o(
woner haw many times stoopi hoomin threw bebe kitteh in air to catch that photo?
I just sayin……….
And upside down to see if he landed on his feet.
An frum haow hi? Dat poor bebe gots da graytur dan 10 storeez arch in its widdle snorgle bellee!!!!
Terminul Velositee – I haz it!
And how menny bandaids wuz needed afterwords?
for da hoomin? LOLZ
Jus doant to be jumpin ups an doawns onna kowch lik he did on teh Opree show.
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
I IZ IN LURVE!!!
Doant be jumpin on kowch on Opree show. Jumpin on Opree’s tummy! It be bigger an softer.
Banzai kitteh: seen froo teh ais of teh victim.
BANZAI!!!
swimmin’…yer doin it rong!
hai i can do handstand
using mai tail as a rope seemed like a gud idea at teh time!
DO NOT WANT!!!
Hmmm… how dat happen?
Keys r tricksy, ey guess
Cat like typing detected?
I thought, “Oh, look! Somebody has the same idea that I did.”
Oh, wait… it’s me.
Doh!
you and your multiple personalities? ;o)
Free fallz
DO NOT WANT!!!
(It had to be said)
i’z tom cruise and i’z in love wif katie holmes *jumpin’ cowch*
Hovercat, eet yer hart owt.
(long time listener, first time caller)
gecko kitteh has lost his grip on teh ceilin’!
off to a good start !!!
Sadly, not all cats
qualify to work in the
Kitteh Airlines fleet.
BOOT !!! off da plane !!!
Flying.
Yer doin’ it RAWNG!
I wants to be an airborne kitteh,
Jump frum airplanz all day long,
Fite da enemee with clawz out,
Airborne kittehs mean and strong
Lef rite lef rite lef rite POUNCE!
kitteh needz just one more jumpz to get his wingz…
they gots to lern that catnip and altitoob is not teh same as being happy.
ceiling cat
decides to participate
Ur doing it rong!
do i gets to spank teh monkey george?
him all cattywampus
MI:KITTEH be reskewin Suri frum teh crazee!
GO KITTEH BEFOAR ITZ TOO LAET
But bee careful! Tom Crooze looks tough!
Kitten’z foolish attemptz at Trust Exercizes will leeve psycolojicul skarz for life.
Dis be whai I dun go to Korprit Weekindz. Sorree, I doan bond wif mai cowurkerz!
no bonding !!! I said NO BONDING !!! put the muffins down and back OUT of my cubicle !!!
I think somebody needs a hug……
LOL–wen i was teeching, we akshully had a little lesson in wun of our workshops abowt hao to hug a student wiffout getting owr a$$es sued fur seshual harassmint!
Teehee. Mai cowurkerz an I akshooly be frenz. We gets munny from da boss fur “staff bonding” so we goez owt fur dinnar an a moovie or ice creem or sumtin. Kant spend da munny on alkyhol tho. Iz not fayr.
On anuthr note, mai boss maeks rly good banananananas foster.
impossibl kitteh
axepts yr mishun
Dis lolkitteh will sef distrukt in 5 sekonds… 5….4….3….2…POIT
The rare Flying Kitteh seen in the wild.
“In the dense raneforests of Souf Amurika, the elusive arboreal mammals are difficult to spot. There! In that tree, see teh leefs shaking? It’z a flying skwerlol, flooficus tailolicus, rushing thru teh canopee. And DERE!! DERE IT iZ!! Teh Flying Lolcat!! At last we haz spotted it! Look at it go; leeping frum branch to…oops…no, it’s okay!! Teh Flying Lolcat leeps on, chaseing affer the skwerlol, its primary prey. It must feed at leest 38 times a day to manetane its energy level.
“We wach as teh drama unfolds, from tree to tree…the aerial acrobatiks r breftaking! The kitteh r neerly level with teh skwerlol nao! One more leep, and….oh, nebber mind…the kitteh haz falled asleep.
“Teh skwerlol skitters off, safe fur nao…until the Flying Lolcat hunts again. Maybe.”
Flartus, yu is teh funnee!! I wishes yu cud be on ICHC more!!
Meh, too! I has copied this comment into mai “Grate commetnz” file. Wunnerful mini-storiez.
Dayvid Attenburururuh eet ur hart owt.
It be hugz tiem riet naow, stoopy hyoomins!
It actually da Matrix!
What if Tom got lead in the Matrix?
EE-E-E-W-W-W-W-W!!!
Kitteh’s furst experienz with Jump Program:
“Free ur mind…free ur mind…MEEEOOWWWRRRGGGGHHHH!!!”
DO NOT LIKE THIS PHOTO
Kitteh look scared and unhappy?
Not the wins
I’m gonna be serious for a minute. I LOVE 99.5% of pics here (some captions not so much but hey … that’s okay, others like them). I really wish we could stay away from pics like this one where the kitty was obviously put in a situation that frightened it.
/rant off
agreed.
When my big loaf cat was a babeh kitten she used to get all wild an excited and used to fly off out bed just like this kitteh is doing. She was always okay. Just putting that out there. Hard to know what was really going on here, hopefully kitteh not scareded or unhappy
yeah, this looks pretty professional – which means they probably dropped kitty onto something soft. unless they had an endless supply of very charasmatic kittens… or do you think the kitty is flying forward? that’s more ‘pounce’ than ‘fall’
ever start a thought and then suddenly find it’s working against you? ;o)
too bad crazy K isn’t around… she could take lessons from you on how to say ‘do not want’ w/o sounding like you’re lecturing all of ICHC…
Oh, I don’t think kitteh was hurted. But even being dropped on something soft is no fun if kitteh is scared. I just don’t want kittehs being subjected to scaries just for amusing picture. Even though I doubt picture was taken for ICHC, I don’t like to see it ‘promoted’ here. Part of great thing about here is that though we laugh at some of the funny things kittehs get themselves into, it’s obvious everyone here loves to kittehs.
Not going all PETA (I think they really stoopy humons), just sayin’ … ya know?
Look on kittehs face says to me “Oooohhhh scaryyyyyy!” not “Wheeeeee!”
I thinks this is a jump from one object to anuther, like a counter to a chair, not a fall. The spred-paws – especially the hind feets – and high-up tail, plus the forward-focused face, look like a jump. When yu drop a kitteh, the first thing they do is try to get all four feet under them.
The only other possibility I can imagine is that is a kitten tossed UP, in which case the people involved should be taken out and slain.
Stoning wud be gud.
But – u know – wen I waz kwite liddle (bout 3, maybee), mai daddee wud thow me in teh air – and catch mee, ov corse! So we has pikshoor of me of mee flyin, too. . . Juzt a thot.
I regret nothing!
… except forgetting my parachute !!!
kitteh’s ekspresshun iz bery “lyon king” mehthinks. liek, lüks liek kartün.
mission imPUSSible lol!
Iz sai deh onlee “mishun impussible” h3r3 iz to Not Want to pik up kitteh wh3n he landz and gib manee, manee, snorglez and a big cheezburger!
why some kittehs like hover kitteh no has loltags? Is always best wunz that no has. =(
Dianetics kitty is dianeticking.
Wuz I the only 1 that thought:
Nirvana Kitty!
????
kitt cobayn r.i.p.
nvrmnd.
amayzing pic tho
HALP! i tink i iz being raptured!!1!
twyla twyla twyla!!!
is dis a Birdcage ref?
yes! that robin williams scene always made me lol. but the original (fr.) was best.
Damnit… hahaha lol you crack me up sam.
cutie scientologizt!
Pleez stops throwin + droppin kittez 4 laffs.
Kitteh cleerly nt likin.
Hee Hee, too cute