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  1. Astarid says:

    Kitteh, ai has same trubl, no can make fingers squish to small kebored!!1

  2. Melissa says:

    The task is not responding.

    WEBOOTZ DAMMITT!!!

    I’z gonna lose dat TPS WEPORT!!!
    Cwap.

  3. Megan says:

    Kitteh sez “stop werkin. ned cheezburgerz and snorglez.”

  4. LBeeeze says:

    Dis %$#@@#$ puter iz fuxxing meh up !!!

    I haytez when de pichurs gets stuck !!!

  5. Duffy says:

    Dis luks lak mah BlueMax. But at mah hows itz the meezer that wawks on teh kebrd.

  6. homescribe says:

    dem damned opposable thumbs agin … i wants dem NAO

  7. SarahD says:

    Sorreh, kitteh, even CTRL ALT DEL woant stop teh pr0n

  8. leaf says:

    Dey sez iz space bar…(tap) (tap) (tap)…where’s my jin ‘n tonik?

  9. mneko says:

    gamer kitteh iz losing at warcraft :(

  10. Flartus says:

    kitteh r not afeard of teh bloo skreen of def!

  11. Cottleston Pie says:

    Ennybuddy noe ware teh “Enny” key is?!?

  12. Meg says:

    I can has backup drive?

  13. gayla34 says:

    naw if I coulds just tip dis up I can get to all the food crumbs my hoomin leaf behind……. noom nooom nooom

  14. sarah koester says:

    oooh how tru, how tru……menymeny ob teh timz ai hadda con,alt n del………*shakez hed n simpathi*

  15. homescribe says:

    duz they haz deh posable tumbs at amazon.com? dont dey haz everythang dere?

  16. Brane Ded says:

    baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkspace………………………..nd saev!

    Nao u no bettr den 2 leaf ur work open when uv been ingoring me 2 rite a essay.

    Pet me now,kthxbai.

  17. SarahD says:

    “Has u tried turneng it awf and on agenz?”

  18. D.R. says:

    Okey

    I has ur fileses

    Nao i kin uze de desk fer sleepy-byes

  19. Duffy says:

    I keeps pushing “escape” but I’m still here.

  20. johnson442 says:

    Tech Support kitty shows n00b which key to press.

  21. johnson442 says:

    I can haz Linux?

  22. Julia says:

    CAT LIKE TYPING DETECTED.

    No wai.

  23. How many times have I used that same combination??? I need a kitteh to push those buttons for me, maybe my computer would be more responsive?

  24. mikeski says:

    I’m in yer effpeesses, usin up all yer rokkits.

  25. Kristin says:

    Windows cat… srsly considerz Ubuntu.

    :>

  26. Todd says:

    Switch to Linux kitteh, wai more stable than Windows.

  27. sangrail says:

    44th!!
    Um … just checking.

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

      *snert!* At mai count, u iz now 86th! Butt in enny event, I bleevs u r kwyte safe. No stern but gentle lekshur fur u. I doubtz very much Teho will come down this far! But it IS fun to do, izn’t it?

      • Teho says:

        [sad, slow headshake]

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

          I KNEW IT! Wehn I juzt luked at “Who’z talkin” I KNEW u would be here! HOW do you DO that? Omnipresence is nawt a hyoomin trayt. Tho cud be compyooter trayt. I wuz already wunderin how u got into Stend’s comment. I suspectz u knowz memny thingz (we’re awnly talkin compyeeterz heer) – well – taht are to mee liek Donald Rumsfeld’s “Unknown Unknowns!”

          Enyhow – iz fun (fur mee, ennway) to bepullin ur legz! Ai suspekkz is special pleashur fur Galya34 as well.

          And ur sad, slow headshakes alwaiz givez me teh gigglez.

  28. I love cats. . .I have a pictrue of my Dog getting her butt wopped by a 4 lb cat, and she is full grown. She rules the House!!

  29. Flartus says:

    ctl alt del…still duznint spell cheezburger, dammit!

  30. Owen! says:

    Can I haz beeg Mac?? ;p

  31. trtskh says:

    happycat doeznt look 2 happy :(

  32. ManfredMom says:

    Wai dese stoopy hyoomins fine dis ting so amuzing?? No does NEfing!! Push buttins, nuffing happinz! Noes sqeekee noyses, nuffing muves, noes nomnomz, noes snorgles. Ai neber unnerstends stoopy hyoomins!!!

  33. JazzKate says:

    That’s my cat!!

  34. Katie says:

    That is so frieken funny!!!

  35. B! says:

    Mr Chubbikins prepares the Pinnacle chip….

  36. B! says:

    Lurve ma laptop, but onlee has Kittarell button on leff side. How I can reboot an stuff wif wun hand if I onlee have wun kittarell buttom?

    I has smawl hans, an I surf wif wun hand, an, well….. yoo know…..

    Ackshoolee, gotta hav da task mgr up, cuz ma 2 mbs ov RAMS gits full, den I gotta force a kwit on Firefox an restart…. Nex week I get braynzzzz fur ma lappie! BRAYYYNZZZZ!!!

  37. What language are you guys talkin and how does I learns it?

  38. starling says:

    OT: I’ve submitted some stuff lately (over the past week or so), but none of it has shown up (not in the “recently submitted” bit either), any idea why?

    • B! says:

      me 2. eever da Nets hayts us, R mebbe da cheezes say if U post commints, den why post yoor pikkees?

      But wif az mennee Net falls down/wurpress fallz down etc, mebbe awl submishunz frum moar dan a week ago has been sakreefyct to da hungree innerweb Gawd??

  39. amy says:

    why cant i comment on the voting page, i is a upset, and say, WTF?

  40. Lucy says:

    After 85th reset trying to install new software, technokitteh learns to HATE windows.

  41. starling says:

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
    malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and
    communications equipment.

    Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
    helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,
    circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said “WHERE AM I?” in
    large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the
    aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their
    sign said “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.”

    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course
    to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on
    the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

    “Well, they gave me a correct, but obvious and useless answer.
    So I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building.”

    • Duffy says:

      WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN TO INFINITY!!

    • Cottleston Pie says:

      There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

      The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

      The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

      Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work?”

      • B! says:

        Den de trayn drivin enjineer got bak up to tha frunt uv da trayn, an took dem all home….

        I wurkt wif enjineers, wud way ravver teech 8th grayd…..

        An intresting dat de playce I wurks wif all de spayce enjuneerz yoozed Windrrrrs.

      • homescribe says:

        There are three engineers in a space ship: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the space ship just stops in the middle of space and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

        The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the space ship and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

        The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

        Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work?”

  42. JazzKate says:

    This is my cat Jasper.

    The chunk has made it online.

    • kiwican says:

      Kool, cate! How lawng sinss U sumbitted teh piktur?

    • sam says:

      I hope you approve of my caption :) Nice cat!

      • JazzKate says:

        I approve! It’s better than my attempt (about him admitting that he was Anne Landers… it fell flat).

        Jasper has, on more than one occasion, pressed some button or button combo that has deleted things I’ve been typing (or typed and pressed enter while I was on MSN… He’s sneaky like that).

    • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

      And pleez to tell uz sumthing abawt him. How old he iz, how u got him – anything he does partucurlee kyoot. Liek Stephen Colbert – I liekz to better know teh kittehz! Even knowin he iz Jasper is a gud start.

      • JazzKate says:

        Jasper’s 9. I got him from a shelter when he was 8. He’s my bud.

        He likes to lick plastic grocery bags and drink from the bathroom tap. He also LOOOVES the railway ties that my neighbours use around their flower beds.

        I took pictures of Jasper in front of the computer monitor with this photo on it and sent it to everyone I know. :) So proud. ;)

        • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

          Thanks! And well you should be proud! And thank goodness you found him. Doesn’t it just tear at your heart to think that you might have missed him? And how on earth does a beautiful cat like that end up in a shelter?

          Whoa! Lightening storm coming up. Got to unplug the computer!

          He makes me smile! Snorlges to him please.

    • Duffy says:

      He iz beeyooteous! Is he a Rushun Bloo? Cuz he cud be mah BlueMax’s bruvver, an Max is a pyoorbred (altho still a reskew kitteh).

  43. mimi says:

    Oh noes! Nao hoomin will turns in to teh freakazoid!

  44. tinjaw says:

    Shoudn’t that be catrl + alt + del or is that ctrl + cat + del

  45. Khrys says:

    Compewter cat neads ribootin.

  46. o_rly says:

    obey teh kitteh!

  47. Jadestar says:

    is not working too good is it?

  48. wingedcheetah says:

    Computer: hehe i wil cloes down ur applicashun n giv u a lief ov mizeree…
    Me: o noes, u can’t do dat! i needz to print off mai inglish hoemwork!!!1!


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