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Kitteh, ai has same trubl, no can make fingers squish to small kebored!!1
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WEBOOTZ DAMMITT!!!
I’z gonna lose dat TPS WEPORT!!!
Cwap.
sumtimz, u juz gotta pull de powr plug.
it’s not printing my TPS cover sheet !!!
kitty is annoyed because he wants a new photo on ICHC ;o(
I know. cheez an tofu are enjoying a nice hawaiian fall day.
If I lived there i would be worthless.
Or least have a job on the beach.
let’s hope there’s a new kitty soon, or I might be forced to post things like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv0azq9GF_g
( the other day I saw a big white plastic tarp caught under a truck, and I swear to you my very first thought was: OMG – they’ve run over kate bush !!! )
That just TOTALLY dated you, y’know.
And, um, me.
you more than me baby – I never age, as you know – not since they invented botox ;O
THEO
whassup with that anyways? are you having an identity crisis lately? meds not working as well as they used to? need to borrow a few pills of something new? “try one of these – don’t ask questions – it does a body good” ;o)
I purrfur Kate Smiff…
GAWWWWD BLEs AMURKAH!!!!!
*ah…ah..ahem* Taht wuz stranjlee – stranj. I suddenlee feelz liek a stranjur in a very stranj land. (How duz enywun know she is retellin teh immortal luv story of Cathy and Heathcliff? – I cudn’t reelee unnerstand whut she wuz sayin). I wud say moar . . . but dun’t wish to sound tooooo awld fuddee-duddee.
you think that’s bad? try the parody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDEtvXJgYwg
“yes I thought is was incredible… I think she’s a genius” ( that betch !!! )
There’s a PARODY?!? I thot that WUZ a parody.
Bwahahaha. I remember studying Wuthering Heights in high school, and my friend played this song for me. It’s so terribly 80s and absurdly catchy.
obey teh kitteh. do watevah it taykes to get teh piccy on!
yeahh
i’ve been noticing a problem with your tps report cover sheets..
we’re using these ones now..
mmkay?
i koont pwint teh cuvver sheat cuz compooter wuznt lettn me pwess contwol awlt deweet
OOOOooooooooooo Nooooooez !!!!
Sumsing muss be amizz in de Cheezburger land accross de sea
Cheezeburger is stukted
Server muss be missfiring or jus shooting de blanks
Can’t ger mai lass comment ta post on de Tom Cruise SupperKitten paij
WEBOOTZ WEBOOTZ WEBOOTZ WEBOOTZ
then again… I could post things like this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI
Stend Stend Stend
Kate Bush: say wut? cant hear you hon speak up! camera work was interesting all things considered.
The other: i maded a comment and word press made not have liked it and booted it out … now i have a term for that I v I < crude illustration, i is afraid to type c*toe … l i l
crude picture but u get it rite?…shhhh
Pics come slower on weekends, esp Sun i think
so now, we need a new photo with the title
“is yur crotch hungry, gurl? cause it’s eatin yur pants”
im in yur threads, visualizin the obscene lolcats…
Noaw dat comment maided me LOL !!!
i wereked all weekendz on TPS report … 10 minates writing, rest of tyme on fanccee formatting … homescribe iz gud at formatting in framemakerz … nao she neeeds much wine to overcome frameheadached
Kitteh sez “stop werkin. ned cheezburgerz and snorglez.”
Dis %$#@@#$ puter iz fuxxing meh up !!!
I haytez when de pichurs gets stuck !!!
Dis luks lak mah BlueMax. But at mah hows itz the meezer that wawks on teh kebrd.
dem damned opposable thumbs agin … i wants dem NAO
curse my lack of macintosh !!!
Oh, we happy few – we macintosh owners. *snert*
Ah, but we Mac kittehs still need a way to press Command-Opt-Esc, Command-Ctrl-Power, or Ctrl-Eject.
The Catburger knew how to open the cd drawer and turn on/shut off my Mac, all by walking on the keyboard. Eventually, the keyboard died. I’d die too, if I had 20 pounds of fat cat walking on me.
curse my lack of opposable thumb drives!
… but did you notice kitty is skillfully operating the mouse with his tail?
O noes! Teh sekret of theyr evoluushunary soopireeorityness reveeled!!!
We has seen tu musch!
Now we has to be silensed!!! RUN FER YER LIEF!!!
Oh wait – teh hit skwad has gon to taek a nap.
Sorreh, kitteh, even CTRL ALT DEL woant stop teh pr0n
Dey sez iz space bar…(tap) (tap) (tap)…where’s my jin ‘n tonik?
wach owt fer teh space monkees, cap’n wilco!
das the rascals dat poke me and make me go roun and roun after i has my drinkees
put ur foot onna fl00r an u stawp goin roun an roun.
LOL! Old skool drinkrrz, baybee!!!
Foot, arm, hed, NEting tuchin da floor stawps da spinses!
gamer kitteh iz losing at warcraft
kitteh r not afeard of teh bloo skreen of def!
Ennybuddy noe ware teh “Enny” key is?!?
LOLZ! GMTA!
I wuz jess gonna sez dat.
dya kno that yu can bai one…also eject, and panic.
Wut ai needz is the “o shit” buttin.
or ‘oops’!
Evree tiem I hit ‘ejeck’, I worree cuz I dun hav ma parashoot wiv me….
Or “onoesIdidnmeantodothat”.
CTRL + Z
In most Windows programs this will “undo” the last thing you did – when I teach computer classes, I call this the OH SHIT button.
I can has backup drive?
naw if I coulds just tip dis up I can get to all the food crumbs my hoomin leaf behind……. noom nooom nooom
oooh how tru, how tru……menymeny ob teh timz ai hadda con,alt n del………*shakez hed n simpathi*
duz they haz deh posable tumbs at amazon.com? dont dey haz everythang dere?
Tri teh ebay.
u finds dem dere.
Mebbe eebay?
Memo to self:
First, reload page.
Then, read page.
And *Then* come up with clever reply!!!
Send this memo to mee too, pls! Sum ov mai “clefur repliez” nawt so clefur after awl!
Repliez is still clefur. U can has great mindz!
2 post or not 2 post.
Srsly, gotz to say sumpthin.
Onlie hopin itz funnee most uf teh time.
Peeps heer pretty funnee, tho!
my “smartmouf” has ataks of stoopy..hate dat stoopy mouf…it has a bads flavor
O – How ai feelz ur payne! Sumtiemz I say such stoopy things I thinkz – “o, nooooooez! I can never go bak ther again. WhatEVER muzt tehy awl be thinkin.” But tehn iz too much fun and I cannawt resist. Oh, wel. Az I think maybee Melissa wunz sayed – no one heer REELEE knowz who we r. Butt – even mai “JanetCanHas. . .” identity duz nawt wish to appeer az TOO stoopee!
an iff U reely lukky, wen U has teh stoopy mouf, maebee teh ICHC willz sayz U R sumwun els! laik Stend aka Pittypat!
doan feel badz … onct homescribe made funnee commentz but on deh rawng post … feel vary sttoopid
Awww, their, their, heres a big hug, u’s a good pepul!1!
(((((((((((((((O)))))))))))))))
*surches ebay*
Dey has 4 posable tumbs on ebay.com
Ok, need link, plskthx!
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkspace………………………..nd saev!
Nao u no bettr den 2 leaf ur work open when uv been ingoring me 2 rite a essay.
Pet me now,kthxbai.
“Has u tried turneng it awf and on agenz?”
“is teh devise plugged in?”
“Teh wittle light shud be blinkin, k, then press teh button…. u do know how a button werks right? no? r u from the past?”
Okey
I has ur fileses
Nao i kin uze de desk fer sleepy-byes
I keeps pushing “escape” but I’m still here.
Tech Support kitty shows n00b which key to press.
I can haz Linux?
CAT LIKE TYPING DETECTED.
No wai.
CAT-LIKE TROUBLESHOOTING DETECTED.
Wait
Ill fix it.
Ohhhhh – “Wait, I’ll fix it.” Maybe teh kyootezt wun ov tehm awl. He so ernest luking – I BLEEVZ he’z reelee gonna do it! Ov corse, “Teh oranj wunz. . .r. . .poyson” is alzo. Hmmmm. . . .too meny be teh kyootest. How iz pawssible fur so meny to be kyootEST? Muzt be speshul roolz fur kittehz.
tehy iz ALL teh cuootest!
Yes! Iz liek bridez and babeez. Both iz alwaiz byootiful by definishun, regardless of whu tehy REELEE lukz liek. So even are awl kittehz, bai definishun, teh kyootest. Now awl is perfektleh cleer.
How many times have I used that same combination??? I need a kitteh to push those buttons for me, maybe my computer would be more responsive?
I’m in yer effpeesses, usin up all yer rokkits.
Windows cat… srsly considerz Ubuntu.
:>
Switch to Linux kitteh, wai more stable than Windows.
Kitteh b watin till da sun goz out 4 a stable winnows. Phooey!
44th!!
Um … just checking.
*snert!* At mai count, u iz now 86th! Butt in enny event, I bleevs u r kwyte safe. No stern but gentle lekshur fur u. I doubtz very much Teho will come down this far! But it IS fun to do, izn’t it?
[sad, slow headshake]
I KNEW IT! Wehn I juzt luked at “Who’z talkin” I KNEW u would be here! HOW do you DO that? Omnipresence is nawt a hyoomin trayt. Tho cud be compyooter trayt. I wuz already wunderin how u got into Stend’s comment. I suspectz u knowz memny thingz (we’re awnly talkin compyeeterz heer) – well – taht are to mee liek Donald Rumsfeld’s “Unknown Unknowns!”
Enyhow – iz fun (fur mee, ennway) to bepullin ur legz! Ai suspekkz is special pleashur fur Galya34 as well.
And ur sad, slow headshakes alwaiz givez me teh gigglez.
sure try to get me in trouble too Janet! lol (I jus found dis today!)
I love cats. . .I have a pictrue of my Dog getting her butt wopped by a 4 lb cat, and she is full grown. She rules the House!!
ctl alt del…still duznint spell cheezburger, dammit!
Can I haz beeg Mac?? ;p
happycat doeznt look 2 happy
After doin alt-ctrl–delet 7x, Kitteh now be hate all life on erf. Mikrosoft pach 7.7293 indeed.
Wai dese stoopy hyoomins fine dis ting so amuzing?? No does NEfing!! Push buttins, nuffing happinz! Noes sqeekee noyses, nuffing muves, noes nomnomz, noes snorgles. Ai neber unnerstends stoopy hyoomins!!!
Because hyoomins need lolcats lyke kittehs need cheezburgers!
That’s my cat!!
That is so frieken funny!!!
Mr Chubbikins prepares the Pinnacle chip….
Lurve ma laptop, but onlee has Kittarell button on leff side. How I can reboot an stuff wif wun hand if I onlee have wun kittarell buttom?
I has smawl hans, an I surf wif wun hand, an, well….. yoo know…..
Ackshoolee, gotta hav da task mgr up, cuz ma 2 mbs ov RAMS gits full, den I gotta force a kwit on Firefox an restart…. Nex week I get braynzzzz fur ma lappie! BRAYYYNZZZZ!!!
What language are you guys talkin and how does I learns it?
It’s lolspeak- a berry wunnerfull langwadje – adn I iz a langwidge ticher inn mai otehr laiF- dis my faberit 1! Jes taykes a whiyl 2 cat-ch onn.
trai reeding thsi!
http://icanhascheezburger.com/werdz/
Look in rite-hand column, under “Nugget Submissions” and clik on Elfnugget’s Kitteh-101, for a kqik rekap of how lolspeek wurks. Teh mane thing is that itz all about havin a free-floating mind and a disdain for rules. Liek that of a cat.
I letted *mai* mind flote freelee…..an now I kan’t find where it went..
OT: I’ve submitted some stuff lately (over the past week or so), but none of it has shown up (not in the “recently submitted” bit either), any idea why?
me 2. eever da Nets hayts us, R mebbe da cheezes say if U post commints, den why post yoor pikkees?
But wif az mennee Net falls down/wurpress fallz down etc, mebbe awl submishunz frum moar dan a week ago has been sakreefyct to da hungree innerweb Gawd??
why cant i comment on the voting page, i is a upset, and say, WTF?
After 85th reset trying to install new software, technokitteh learns to HATE windows.
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical
malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and
communications equipment.
Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the
helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,
circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said “WHERE AM I?” in
large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the
aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their
sign said “YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.”
The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course
to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on
the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.
“Well, they gave me a correct, but obvious and useless answer.
So I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building.”
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN TO INFINITY!!
There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work?”
Den de trayn drivin enjineer got bak up to tha frunt uv da trayn, an took dem all home….
I wurkt wif enjineers, wud way ravver teech 8th grayd…..
An intresting dat de playce I wurks wif all de spayce enjuneerz yoozed Windrrrrs.
There are three engineers in a space ship: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the space ship just stops in the middle of space and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the space ship and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, “Why don’t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it’ll work?”
This is my cat Jasper.
The chunk has made it online.
Kool, cate! How lawng sinss U sumbitted teh piktur?
I hope you approve of my caption
Nice cat!
I approve! It’s better than my attempt (about him admitting that he was Anne Landers… it fell flat).
Jasper has, on more than one occasion, pressed some button or button combo that has deleted things I’ve been typing (or typed and pressed enter while I was on MSN… He’s sneaky like that).
And pleez to tell uz sumthing abawt him. How old he iz, how u got him – anything he does partucurlee kyoot. Liek Stephen Colbert – I liekz to better know teh kittehz! Even knowin he iz Jasper is a gud start.
Jasper’s 9. I got him from a shelter when he was 8. He’s my bud.
He likes to lick plastic grocery bags and drink from the bathroom tap. He also LOOOVES the railway ties that my neighbours use around their flower beds.
I took pictures of Jasper in front of the computer monitor with this photo on it and sent it to everyone I know.
So proud. 
Thanks! And well you should be proud! And thank goodness you found him. Doesn’t it just tear at your heart to think that you might have missed him? And how on earth does a beautiful cat like that end up in a shelter?
Whoa! Lightening storm coming up. Got to unplug the computer!
He makes me smile! Snorlges to him please.
He iz beeyooteous! Is he a Rushun Bloo? Cuz he cud be mah BlueMax’s bruvver, an Max is a pyoorbred (altho still a reskew kitteh).
Oh noes! Nao hoomin will turns in to teh freakazoid!
Bad Mr Chubbikins!!!! LOL!
I can has Freekazoid on da dvd nao? pls? hello? NEbuddee? K, I’m gonna go ta demonoid an pie rat it! No complaynin, rich peeps, U had yoor chants!
Please? Please? Please?
I want it to.
Desprately
Shoudn’t that be catrl + alt + del or is that ctrl + cat + del
Compewter cat neads ribootin.
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obey teh kitteh!
is not working too good is it?
Computer: hehe i wil cloes down ur applicashun n giv u a lief ov mizeree…
Me: o noes, u can’t do dat! i needz to print off mai inglish hoemwork!!!1!