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Kitteh, ai has same trubl, no can make fingers squish to small kebored!!1
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WEBOOTZ DAMMITT!!!
I’z gonna lose dat TPS WEPORT!!!
Cwap.
sumtimz, u juz gotta pull de powr plug.
it’s not printing my TPS cover sheet !!!
kitty is annoyed because he wants a new photo on ICHC ;o(
I know. cheez an tofu are enjoying a nice hawaiian fall day.
If I lived there i would be worthless.
Or least have a job on the beach.
let’s hope there’s a new kitty soon, or I might be forced to post things like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv0azq9GF_g
( the other day I saw a big white plastic tarp caught under a truck, and I swear to you my very first thought was: OMG - they’ve run over kate bush !!! )
That just TOTALLY dated you, y’know.
And, um, me.
you more than me baby - I never age, as you know - not since they invented botox ;O
THEO
whassup with that anyways? are you having an identity crisis lately? meds not working as well as they used to? need to borrow a few pills of something new? “try one of these - don’t ask questions - it does a body good” ;o)
I purrfur Kate Smiff…
GAWWWWD BLEs AMURKAH!!!!!
*ah…ah..ahem* Taht wuz stranjlee - stranj. I suddenlee feelz liek a stranjur in a very stranj land. (How duz enywun know she is retellin teh immortal luv story of Cathy and Heathcliff? - I cudn’t reelee unnerstand whut she wuz sayin). I wud say moar . . . but dun’t wish to sound tooooo awld fuddee-duddee.
you think that’s bad? try the parody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDEtvXJgYwg
“yes I thought is was incredible… I think she’s a genius” ( that betch !!! )
There’s a PARODY?!? I thot that WUZ a parody.
Bwahahaha. I remember studying Wuthering Heights in high school, and my friend played this song for me. It’s so terribly 80s and absurdly catchy.
obey teh kitteh. do watevah it taykes to get teh piccy on!
yeahh
i’ve been noticing a problem with your tps report cover sheets..
we’re using these ones now..
mmkay?
i koont pwint teh cuvver sheat cuz compooter wuznt lettn me pwess contwol awlt deweet
OOOOooooooooooo Nooooooez !!!!
Sumsing muss be amizz in de Cheezburger land accross de sea
Cheezeburger is stukted
Server muss be missfiring or jus shooting de blanks
Can’t ger mai lass comment ta post on de Tom Cruise SupperKitten paij
WEBOOTZ WEBOOTZ WEBOOTZ WEBOOTZ
then again… I could post things like this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3I64m0×6wI
Stend Stend Stend
Kate Bush: say wut? cant hear you hon speak up! camera work was interesting all things considered.
The other: i maded a comment and word press made not have liked it and booted it out … now i have a term for that I v I < crude illustration, i is afraid to type c*toe … l i l
crude picture but u get it rite?…shhhh
Pics come slower on weekends, esp Sun i think
so now, we need a new photo with the title
“is yur crotch hungry, gurl? cause it’s eatin yur pants”
im in yur threads, visualizin the obscene lolcats…
Noaw dat comment maided me LOL !!!
i wereked all weekendz on TPS report … 10 minates writing, rest of tyme on fanccee formatting … homescribe iz gud at formatting in framemakerz … nao she neeeds much wine to overcome frameheadached
Kitteh sez “stop werkin. ned cheezburgerz and snorglez.”
Dis %$#@@#$ puter iz fuxxing meh up !!!
I haytez when de pichurs gets stuck !!!
Dis luks lak mah BlueMax. But at mah hows itz the meezer that wawks on teh kebrd.
dem damned opposable thumbs agin … i wants dem NAO
curse my lack of macintosh !!!
Oh, we happy few - we macintosh owners. *snert*
Ah, but we Mac kittehs still need a way to press Command-Opt-Esc, Command-Ctrl-Power, or Ctrl-Eject.
The Catburger knew how to open the cd drawer and turn on/shut off my Mac, all by walking on the keyboard. Eventually, the keyboard died. I’d die too, if I had 20 pounds of fat cat walking on me.
curse my lack of opposable thumb drives!
… but did you notice kitty is skillfully operating the mouse with his tail?
O noes! Teh sekret of theyr evoluushunary soopireeorityness reveeled!!!
We has seen tu musch!
Now we has to be silensed!!! RUN FER YER LIEF!!!
Oh wait - teh hit skwad has gon to taek a nap.
Sorreh, kitteh, even CTRL ALT DEL woant stop teh pr0n
Dey sez iz space bar…(tap) (tap) (tap)…where’s my jin ‘n tonik?
wach owt fer teh space monkees, cap’n wilco!
das the rascals dat poke me and make me go roun and roun after i has my drinkees
put ur foot onna fl00r an u stawp goin roun an roun.
LOL! Old skool drinkrrz, baybee!!!
Foot, arm, hed, NEting tuchin da floor stawps da spinses!
gamer kitteh iz losing at warcraft
kitteh r not afeard of teh bloo skreen of def!
Ennybuddy noe ware teh “Enny” key is?!?
LOLZ! GMTA!
I wuz jess gonna sez dat.
dya kno that yu can bai one…also eject, and panic.
Wut ai needz is the “o shit” buttin.
or ‘oops’!
Evree tiem I hit ‘ejeck’, I worree cuz I dun hav ma parashoot wiv me….
Or “onoesIdidnmeantodothat”.
CTRL + Z
In most Windows programs this will “undo” the last thing you did - when I teach computer classes, I call this the OH SHIT button.
I can has backup drive?
naw if I coulds just tip dis up I can get to all the food crumbs my hoomin leaf behind……. noom nooom nooom
oooh how tru, how tru……menymeny ob teh timz ai hadda con,alt n del………*shakez hed n simpathi*
duz they haz deh posable tumbs at amazon.com? dont dey haz everythang dere?
Tri teh ebay.
u finds dem dere.
Mebbe eebay?
Memo to self:
First, reload page.
Then, read page.
And *Then* come up with clever reply!!!
Send this memo to mee too, pls! Sum ov mai “clefur repliez” nawt so clefur after awl!
Repliez is still clefur. U can has great mindz!
2 post or not 2 post.
Srsly, gotz to say sumpthin.
Onlie hopin itz funnee most uf teh time.
Peeps heer pretty funnee, tho!
my “smartmouf” has ataks of stoopy..hate dat stoopy mouf…it has a bads flavor
O - How ai feelz ur payne! Sumtiemz I say such stoopy things I thinkz - “o, nooooooez! I can never go bak ther again. WhatEVER muzt tehy awl be thinkin.” But tehn iz too much fun and I cannawt resist. Oh, wel. Az I think maybee Melissa wunz sayed - no one heer REELEE knowz who we r. Butt - even mai “JanetCanHas. . .” identity duz nawt wish to appeer az TOO stoopee!
an iff U reely lukky, wen U has teh stoopy mouf, maebee teh ICHC willz sayz U R sumwun els! laik Stend aka Pittypat!
doan feel badz … onct homescribe made funnee commentz but on deh rawng post … feel vary sttoopid
Awww, their, their, heres a big hug, u’s a good pepul!1!
(((((((((((((((O)))))))))))))))
*surches ebay*
Dey has 4 posable tumbs on ebay.com