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chyeah
Sweet! Is new xperryence fer meh. ^_^
Emotional breakdown kitteh has… well… you see end result
That wasn’t me; was someone else masquerading as me.
oh… akshuly probly wuz WerdPres fuxxoring teh screenaems agen.
enywai.
u can has
I CAN HAS REAL PAPER???
you win 100.00.00.00 dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No need too fanks meh
Next Iz doo yur taxez !!
Im so tired on these IDIOTS who always says ” im first!!” Can somebody give them a kick in the arse and beat some sense in them?..its boring!
Ey tink kitteh sez… get me cheezeburger naow.
Ey’s just warmin UP!
An ey meanz it!
I bes havin teh wipin problem.
Ai wipes me. Ai wypes da floor. Ai wypes da mirrrr. Ai wypes da door. Nao Ai wyped owt…
OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD kitteh is OCD…
[flop]
i not shoor i can go thru wif it! am i reddy? will he be a good husban?
Bridezilla Kitteh has long train.
Whut u mene I has to fyle it furst?
I no can haz fyle; I no haz ‘pozabil thumz!
What u mene is not filed?
You want blank square, oh, let me see if I cans find one…oh boy, is so hard…
…heer ya go, see, i can has instant access.
wunss agen u livs up tu ur screen naem.
Twasn meh, wsa teh goggie!
Hope evy1 haz been kippin up wit “Ebby and Snooch”. Be sure to see Wednesdays
AHAHAHAHAAA!!! WE CAN HAS FANS!!!
(and d00d, ya gotta make with the linkings! http://www.twolumps.net/d/20070921.html )
Tank u, I members rite when u didz.
BTW, daon dis kitteh look a leetl leik sumbdy else?
Sry, fergt teh linkz
http://twolumps.net/
Where has that been all my life? Thanks for link Teho!
Oh Hai. I needs help: http://www.worldcommunitygrid.org/team/viewTeamInfo.do?teamId=KZ30ZLG7S1
i considr dis. i has many pyootrs bak in teh CatCaev.
??? whut dis duz? Em Ai so sik Ai jus don geddit? Iz a lolcat teem….wif pooterz… an grafix an grids…. dat duz whut?
i dyznt gte it neefer, B, an i nkot sic.
????
iz wut u can has yr pyootrs do wens u not usin dem. dey cans be part ov a kynd of sooper-pyooter an helps figgr owt very big maff problums.
u herd of “SETI @ Home” projek? dat wuz teh FIRST!!! oen of deez.
This is IBM’s press release on the project
www-03.ibm.com/grid/grid_press/pr_1116.shtml
for those, like me, who are wary of downloading anything on to their computers….
An I didz it awl bai mizeself!
Good job kitteh!
Ifs I’z tawld u wonce, I’z tawlded u wun millon tawsand tymes. I’z verry dizapoynted in ur hawskeepings skillz. I thort I’z teachjed u betterz dan dat. Looks at dis mess! And i’s nawt kleening it up, oh noes I is nawt. *sigh* Iffen u noes klean dis urp den u r grounded on caturday. *shakes head sadly* Verry, verry dizapoynted in yous. Dee tings wot uz kittehs must puts up wif. I can has jinn n tonnix to kalm down pls? Wif de cheezburgr ofs coarse.
FTW!!!
I has no idea what chu be talkin bout. WHAT PAPAH?
Cutest in a while!
Oh, wut a gud kitteh, to be finishin teh beeg projik awn Furday! Nao u can has happehfuntiemz awl dae Caturday. An lotsa burgerz.
Explorur kitteh sai
Mebbe giant snake shed skin here.
I go find it furr u.
But furst, lunch!
I hoap kitteh not be giunt snaik’s lunch.
Dont luk in itz eiez. IT WILL KEEL YU!
AWW kitteh dat r so shweet.
But i doant has a cold or teh allerjee.
Giv it heeer! I still drippee unhappee hurtin code purrsun….
admit, i’z besd secretary you’z ever had!
y 4 the kittehs an de tooshee tishoo…? myne do it 2 if i leevz de bafrum dor opunz.
Cuz tooshee tishoo is much teh funz! Paddl paddl paddl the roll. Mayk big pyle of tishoo an’ pownce it. Shred tishoo. Get all wownd up in it. So minny pawsibilities. Muchly better dan toy mowses!
Iz kitteh airobiks. Gud exersize for the biseps an upper bodee.
an wehn ur dun, u can lie stil an plai mummeh.
I has nevvur had kittehs or goggeez dat did dis…. dunno if Ah’m happee ur sad bowt dat….
be happi-i has a kitteh an a goggie wut lieks to does dat-i is singel but i goes fru lots and lots an lots of tushee tishius win i furrget to keep it shuts awai fum dem. haf to keeps it under da sink al da teim-can’t efen leaf it on da rolly ting on da wal. Haz to keep child pruf lokcs on da cabynits.
I rolz out da totey papar carpets just for u — wait til u see what I lefted u inside…..
Why ur face luk like dat? Should be happy face. I don’t think u unnerstand, I dids dis fur u. Srsly, what?
Yay! Not enuff lolmese pitchurz. Him kyute.
OTAY!!!!!!!! HERE’S dat “HONEYDOO” List I wuz tellin u abowt!!! PLZ REED THX!!!!!!
Haha!! This was adorable.
Dis mah birfdai. I unraped all my prezents. Wher the cheezbuerger pinata?
I’z sry! Plz no tayze me, mayn!!
P.S.; kthxluvubai
kthxluvubai FTW!
Kitteh mus wurk in mai offis. I’d liek 2 uz mai paprs 4 teh tp!
*But Brain, the copy paper chafes me so…*
… and I resikal teh empteze roll, too. I R e-fishant.
Lawng Soff Stuff iz t3h
purrrfeckt toy 4 Kitteh. Kumz
awff roal eezelee
Kitteh standz upz an
pawz flash. Tryz 2 catch upz az
Lawng Soff Stuff spreadz owt
Lawng Soff Stuff wunz t3h
rayce. Now Kitteh haz grayt playse
4 a well ernd Napz
Jack.
I can has napz?
Enny flat surfis wull du…
Finkin uv starting nu biziniss in Bahstin. Coarprit Nap Playse. Call it “Z’s” – whuchoo fink? $1/minute? Nise kleen bedz…soft lyting…*YAWN* meiks me sleepy finkin bowt it.
oooo clebber!
I can has busyness modl?
When I wuz groweng up, I had a kitteh naemed HoneyBoo who luvvvved toylet paypur. Becawz she wuz an insied kitteh, she dinnot has any grass or plantz to nom on wehn her tummeh hurted. So, she wuld go nom on teh toylet papur. Den we wuld come hoam to fynd she had horked up harbul AND toylet papur all ovur.
Not so grate, ackshully. But toylet papur remynds meh of her. She was a gud gurl.
Eye not reshponsibal. Wuz my “Syameeze” twin.
*rimshot*
Oh hi – yu need to chanje teh roll. This wun all used up.
Um, sorreys. I rly, rly had tu go.
Am practisin fur mischif nite! Nex, I egz ur car.
First thought: Typical Siamese!
Second thought: This is a frame job!
“wuz nawt mee…Umm, i wuz ded at teh tiem”
wtf, noes! why u ‘restin me!?? itz mai kollektibills! It gots stolded frum me!
itz mai stuff! I wants mai stuff!!
Kitteh hadz toylet papur stuk 2 fut.
Unfourchunatlee, teh toylet papur wuz stil awn role.
how m barisin. He mus hav walkd bak n forf, bak n forf fru teh bafroom doorway finkin, “feels likes i forgot sumfin…. iz my zipper up? o yea, i has fur nt cloves…did i flushes? oh yea, uses litter box, no flushy…. did i bury it…. opps fell off teh side again btr leevz befour ny wun discovrz me turdz on teh floor. Shoo…. Iz out of teh room. My seekret is safe. (pause) wat u mean i has toilet paperz on my feets?
Yikerz. Dat Meezer/Brrrmeez fayce sez “Yeah, AI did it, wutchoo gonna do bowdit?
Didun no kittehs cood be Pugnashus….
Hey loouk, Mahm, I has lernt ta uuz the reglar bafroom likes u!
summin rong??
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lol so funny
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kitteh wnt to bafrum.
kitteh went to toylet.
toylet papr got stuck to kittehs feetz.