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get dat fingur outta mah face or ima bite it orff!
bluddee nub… u haz it!
LOL!
thaz teh last tyme I pullz ur fingur
El Primero!
Prostate kittah does not want to be checked.
Impostor Doktor is examining wrawng end!
dat wuz phunnie!
12 burgrz ef i kood
Wun tahm mah sun, win he wuz littul, wuz habbun a problum, and teh doctur sed profeshunally, “May Ah putz mah fingur in ur __________?” an mah sun solumlee an veruh politlee ansers, “No tank yu.”
Ah almos fell on teh flor LOLing.
Oh, yu such a gud mommee not to use yr real name!!! I wudna thot of that, an then been reviled by mah son forevur more.
*snork*
no i not!
yes u iz!
no i not
yes u iz!
Puff: Kwit it!
Fluffy: (poke)
Puff: Kwit it!
Fluffy: (poke)
Puff: Kwit it!
Fluffy: (poke)
Puff: Mooooooooooooooom! Fluffy said ‘damn’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Momcat: Fluffy! U R in so much trubble!
Fluffy: U suck.
Puff: Heh heh heh.
U both gwounded.
AW MAAAAWMM…
ENUFFF!!!!!
GITS TO BEDZ AFORE U GWOUNDED MOAR!!!!
*sigh* this sux.
WHAT? WHATDIDUSAY??
nuffin. nite mom.
YEAH.THAT’S WHUT I THOT!
… and him gotz cooties. e-ewewwe
circul circul dot dot dot
now I gota mah cootie shawt.
And beforr dat, he alwreddy trimmed mai wiskrrz! Yoo gotta DO sumpfin’ abowt dat kid!
ROb Halford Kitteh sai,
“Lets pwetends ur fingur is a mikruphon and ahm in Judas Preeest!
Hell bent furr chzbgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
WINZ!!!!
Very.
FTW!
DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT IF YA KNOWS WHUTS GOOD FER YA!
OMGZ, why I pull dat finga?
oof, doornobcat has fallen off doornob.
i tole u so kitteh!
Tol u if u kep makin dat face, it wud freeze lik tat. Now lookatcha! U looks like Mic Jagr.
Ooooh, Mik Jaguar FTW!!!
Altho dat frozin fays look moar liek Steev Tylur! ROWR!
“Mik Jaguar FTW” can has its own win!
buts i wuz finkin Pery Farrlol. Kitteh wish wuz OWSHIN SIEZ.
iz no kitteh’s falt, iz teh botox
pery farrlol? from Prono 4 Pyros? Dey had a song called “We Make Great Pets” a long tyme ago…rofl!
no i’m nawt, i’m nawt tuchin u, i’m nawt tuchin u, i’m nawt tuchin u… hey u tuched me! kwit runnin into mah fingur!!
Ooooh, I bet sillyannz has da oldur bruvverz too!
u noes it! LOL!
MAM!! I kin heers im BREEETHING!!!!
DOEZ I HAZ 2 TURN DIS CAR AROWND?!!!
(wel, SUMBODY had 2 sai it …)
Dis b weeyurd kar. Haz beeg waiyt wal amd faykee wud panl.
Invisibl kar?
(I’ll git meh koat)
We had stayshun waggin wit whitewalls and wood panels. It wuz pink. No seatbelts, tho.
Gess it wuz a weeyurd kar, after alls. Didnt tink so at teh tyme.
mawm! hes lookin at mee. ( i still says tehis to mai mawm about mai husband)
dat is too cyute, whiskers.
An invisdibull lines, rite?
“Dat syde yoorz, dis syde minez. If yoor fingrr cross dat line, I bite it awf!!”
Tank Gawd fur da beeeeeg carz. Wif 3 rambunkshus kids, needed lotsa spayce fur da invisdibull linesw!
(We had VW, I wuz small, an hadda ride in da ‘way bak’.. rite abuv da motor… pleh! Den it wuz stollin rite frum in frunt uv our howse. Mum gots a noo big uglee car, an parked it on de LAWN!!!! De naybrrs complayned, but Momee sed, well, if yoo stawpt dem doods frum steelin ma uvver car, den I wooden hav to park closer to heer if DIS wun be stolin! NEENER NYA!)
We hadz teh VW Bug wen I wuz liddl, too. Hard to beleev I wunce fitted in teh waybak …
I can has Wreckreational Veehikle?
An drive from stait to stait. No paperz?
Kapen says “No paperz”
Dun maek me turn dis Intarweb arownd!!!! Cuz I will, an wen we getz hoam, yur goin strait to bed wifout dinnar!
But youz pwomised uz a cheezbuuuhuuuurgeeeeeeeeeeeer! (waily waily waily)
Dis eez wai we cannea has nice fings!!!1!
(hubbeh still wubs to heer dis wan)
See? Ize missing fang-toof — rite — THEREEEEEOW*chomp*
(@*$^%%#$@**$!!)
Wull, sorree, but yu shuhnta tuchd it.
At the slightest touch,
kitteh screams and goes ker-flop.
Next stop: the World Cup.
OUCH
sined,
ronniecat, teh soccer fan
dis is not soccer– it is RUGBY World Cup GO THE ALL BLACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOO! GO ALL BLACKS!!!!
Favrit rugby team evar.
Heehee!
(Soccer/football fan here!)
WIN!!!!
Iz feengerz of godz? Kitteh playz fer Argyteena?
LOVE IT!!! He needs to be on the Italian team!
**haetr alart** **haetr alart** **haetr alart**
Kitteh iz Cristiano Ronaldo, or sum d00d on teh italyun nashunal footie teem.
/begin **hatr alart**
Iz Cristiano Ronaldo, or sum d00d from teh italyun nashunal footie teem :p
/end **hatr alart**
omg, doublpost = teh lame!
Do not want ur pokes!
ef u intre…entrrupt dat kitteh yle hez yawnin, dere be 5 pointe ennds weighten fer u.
Tag, yer it!
*runs around n bigg circle and neeks up on DR*………. naw U it!
Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u! Nawt tuching u!
MAAAAANNN!!
GMTA!!!!!
Dat’s much awesum and win!
Keeps it up!
Deese t00fs r VARY VARY SHAWP!!!
AN I NOES HOW TO BE USIN DEM!!!
DEN U KIN CAWL MAWM
Indt dat spoose 2 b MMMOOOOoooooOOOMMmm, Hez tuchin meh
Kittehs in Liverpewl say mam, dey doez.
And inz Ireland too!
Inz Ireland too teh kittehs saiz Mam or Mammy
sometiems in Canada, too, of korse, depends on how far East you go…Ize in Canada and I has a Mam…M-A-M!
Mam, maek him stop!
DOANT TUCH.
*tuch*
DOANT TUCH!!!
*poke*
MAAWWWM!!!
Invisible doorknob.
oh! iz vrry gud. i givs yu five vote burgers.
dont no matterz dats u gotz yor
phat finga in mah faic
itz FRIDAY NITE !!!
awlrite awlrite awlrite
sidez dat….
i’z cud yoos sum finga foodz bout noaw
Kitteh karaoke!
Aaaaawwwwllll baaaaaiiiiii maaaaaiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllf.
Doan wunna beeeee aaaawwwwllll baaaaaiiiiii maaaaaiiiiiiseeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllf.
brigit jones kitteh is drunk again.
Whai, hellow, Mistur Darcee… Dat is a fuglee Krismass sweatur u has tehre!
If yoo keep seengen liek dat, yoo will be!!!
oh B! joo maded me LOL!!!
UR doin it rong!
Kitteh iz aboot 2 get chin skratch
Mak him feelz sooooo gud!
The wrong way to determine if cats have a thyroid gland.
peep heads, peep heads
roley poley, peep heads
Yea, i no etts frmo ‘nothr thread
butt ett needed sayn
An eet stil wurks heer 2!
Iz nawt touchin yu…
Iz nawt toucnin yu…
Fan hyoomin tuchez announcer kitteh’s throt while kitteh speekz.
“Kitteh! I foun u!”
Kitteh Finder Services. We find kittehs.
EW! WHERE DAT FINGER BIN???
o halp! i’z gonna sneez… ah… ahhhh…. AAAA….
“…To gets to teh othur syde!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA”
Very clefur indeed! Maed mee go “Bwahahahahahahahahahahah” too! I hopez u getz a fursty – I bet u woodnt get teh brayn freeze and wud say sumtin – well – liek dis!
Poaliteness Kitteh
duz nawt lyke Hewminz poynteeng
fingurrz in herz fayse
“Nawt polite 2 pointz!”
Meowwwwwz Politeness Kitteh.
“Dis iz furst warneeng!”
Politeness Kitteh smylez
az Hewmin Fingurr wayvurrz
an tehn goez awayz
Jack.
Kitteh afreid to be poked. No poking teh Kitteh.
Invizible doornob…
(err muh jaws stuck after last one…see me in last pic)
Seryusly, dis kitteh missing lef lower fang-toof. See? (Points).
Gotsa three-cornered yawn.
Mebbe got ready to opn dor whn som1 came tru frm otr side
AHA-AHA-AHAAAA-CHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ! Iz can has alergies to finger pokes?
tattletail cat r tattlin
alt tex:
STOP TOUCHING ME!!!!
I IZ HAVEING GOOD DAY
Looks exactly like my cat Sheila!! Wow. She’s got her own myspace lol.
http://www.myspace.com/sheila_cat
see if you think she looks the same!
My cat looks the same 2. But my cat is male
Am I the only one who’s wondering if the owners of this cat clip it’s whiskers?
Dunt tuch meh!
Meh seez wut yoo do wiff dat!