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LOL of teh ring: Felineship of teh ring FTW!
ah cudna sez it betr.
but where iz Ara-corm, heir of the Nom-enorians?
I promises unc Happys I won go out the house
There’s no place like gnome…
win for teh gnomenclature!!1!
[struggling for words]
I always get my mucking fords wuddled
Tewtally kyoot kitteh… gnoing wer gno gnome haz gnonez beefour!!
I see what yu did thar ^¬^
gnomenclature …. best knew wurd evar
You have my sword.
And my bow.
And mah bucket! (see gnome on right)
oh that’s IT. I give up.
TOO MUCH WIN FOR A FRIDAY MORNING! AAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEE!!!
I can haz ur Boromir, plz? I keeps him safes and sounds and aways frum all sharpz, pointeez objeztz and feedz him all de cheezburgers him wantz….
kthnksbai!
U can haz Boromir iffen I can haz Aragorn, *sigh* Much pretteh him iz
eragon/aragorn/errorgone PLEH.
i can has Teh Evenstar? mmmm
U can has dem bofs, if I can has Eomer and Faramir, plzkthx.
As lawng as dey luks lyk in the moobie, but axtes lyk in teh buk.
piky piky!
Hay! I is a pyoorist.
doan pyoorists stik eskloosiblee to eethr wun ting or teh othr? an nots litl bits ov bofe?
hmmmmmmm?
Nawt wen “bofe” menes Eomer and Faramir…
Iz can has Legolas plz?
U kin haz.
I can haz Arwen? Plz?
to layt. i can has dibs.
u can has Eowyn tho.
I can has elf booty?
http://www.lordsoftherhymes.com/
For the win!
I can has gnome minions? BTW those are scary looking lawn gnomes lol
nebber saw NE dat wuzzint…
Catlolship of teh rings!!11
does ring has flavuhr? nomnomnom
sry murdur we donut had ring – I eated it, kthxbai
duz gnomes haz flavuhr? gnomegnomegnome
many winz!!! pep-c just speewed ofur da monider
hah!
too much win, even!
LOL.
I can has wai to Mordor plz? Left or right, kthxbai.
Terrif!
To get to Mordor tak left at alberkeree- kthx!
kitteh will be quen. Bootifuls and terribels as dawn. All will has cheezburgerz and despairs.
I stil not has figewrd awt wat so terribels abt dawn.
Dawn is pretty terrible if it’s Monday.
Rotflmao! Funneh AND true
I’m not too excited about dawn any day…
yup, specially in teh summer wen it comez soo early, but specially in teh winter when its so cold.
i lieks nooyork in joon…
i lieks parees in teh sumar, wen it sizuls…
hawt tym, somer in teh citee…
yes, cuz at nyte, all kittehs R gray. Liek ma Willum!
I iz nite purrsun. bedtym iz 4 oclok am at laytest!
at dawn-tyme, quen no has tyme yet to putz on her face for the day … quen not so bootifuls at dawn
dat iz best explanashun of dat phraze I evar hurd!!1
kitteh sure bedder lukin’ dan frodo
Has cleener paws too!
Frodo had feets dat wer nerley lukkin lyke moose feets.
Hairy Moose feets + Cutie Elija Wud = Do Not Want!
Mai tumtum haz teh ughs just tinken bout dat
Ugh! I agree.
Lukked lyk pyoobic hayr tu me…
huh. wudnt’v thot u wuz oen o’dem shavey tieps.
Hoo mee?
not wit 10,000 lolcats could u do ths
Win!!1!
Total win!!1!
one does not simply Tank Cat into Mordor
zomg! gives Frodo teh ringz0r!
U gets fiev cheezburgrz foar ur naem aloan.
“…and here is my son, Fabulus the Second, and my other son, umm…really interesting guy”
Eddie Izzard FTW!
hahaha ise LUVS it! so clever!
“Toss meh!”
“Wha?”
“I’s cannot jumps de distance, yous has toss meh!”
…
…
“No telz de elf.”
God speed, Frodo Cat!
Amazingly, one of my friends once had a cat named Frodo, and he even looked a fair bit like this (as far as I can see).
i’ve nefiew named frodo and he also lukd a fair bid laik dis
Oh dear; someone should shave that poor child.
lol he was 1st wave lord of rings victim, so he noes iz child no more!
I have a handsome white cat named Gandalf. My soon-to-be-ex-brother-in-law has an insane grey & white he named Mithril.
mai aunt had a gray kitty named shaddowfax. she was an old school lord of the rings fan.
Evree tiem I tink uv Shadowfax, den I tink uv Sleipnir! Cep nawt so mennee laygs… But still ponee uv da Gawds!
Wun of mai kittehz is Glorfindel, and teh brudder of mai wunz upon a tiem goggie Cleo(patra) wuz Frodo.
mai sister-frend had too kittehs- Frodo an Sam. Sam wud eet NEthing, and Frodo did nuffin but wine awl day. Wun day dey bof went missin. teh odder kittehs sed that thems had to go on a qwest uf da ring. we tink dey died on da wey– or jus gotz really rilly lost.
I willz be dead beefor i see teh ring in teh paws of a kitteh!!
nooo, smeaglol b takin mah ring!
We hates teh Bagginzez! We hates dem furrebber!!!
Gollum = original lolcat?
I fink u may has sumfin there.
No shares…no lieks warin clothze…likes to eat teh fisssssh….hmmm.
I rumembarz reedin sumwair taht foar teh mooveez, Andy Serkis sed he modalled sum of hiz manurizems for Smeagol on his kitteh, aktuly
Yez. Hims “gollum” sownd in hims froat wuz posed to sownd lym hims kitteh harking up a harbl. Pleh!
I can has preschuss?
I wuz choozdeded 4 teh lukki numbir!
For Frodo!! Erm…right after I takes a nap.
Travelosity kitteh calls a meeting of da gnomes.
Ah comes to enforce de LoLantee!!!
noes! noes! dunt back up!
OH GROW UP!!
(am i going ta dye?)
Ma fayvrit. Wun yeer, me an ma buddee wuz at da waterpark, flotin on da rivver. Sha say, whut I want fur ma birfday. I sez, wunna dem trabbelositee gnomez, ah can’t bleeve ah just sed dat….
Low an beehold, fur ma birfday, she gets me… dat sillee gnome! Iz funne an keyoot, NAWT sittin in ma gardin purrtendin to be naice. Him sittin on ma dad’s organ, bein cheekee kinda keyoot! Lurve it!
Zigfreeed kitteh sez, Hoya to ho!
k who farted?
1 kitteh to rool dem all,
1 kitteh to fynd dem,
1 kitteh to bringz all da cheezburgerz
an in teh darkness eet dem
is in teh langwige of Mordlol, wich i shals not utar heer.
Kristen… u onna roll today.
u gifs me beli laff!
I can has Viggo, plz? kthxbai
all yrs!
Noes! U has 2 share.
Pls? Kthxbai.
noes. he iz mine. my preeeessshhhussss.
Maybe if I move slowly they wont eats me
Oh, come on, nobody thought of this?
“gnomegnomegnome…”
o yez dey dids!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/21/iz-will-takes-the-ring/#comment-96959
but is ok, is Frydegg, am feeling jenruss.
Woopsie! I sorry! *hides under rock… hey ,who left cheezburger here?*
Does kitteh know the wai to Mordor?
One does not simply LOLcat into Mordor!
Mebbee nawt, but DUZ no way to san hoza! Take 101 freeway norf, den U be der!!
I love this, and I don’t even like Lord of the Rings
As long as dey not da unnerwear gnomes, I’z okie wif dat.
But ey tink dey unnawear!
Dat even bettah.
BTW… 2day bestest posts evah!
Fayz wun: kolekt unnerpantz
fayz too: ???
fayz tree: profit.
Fayz too mus bee tayk ring to mordlorl, an deestroy it!
September 21, 1937 – J. R. R. Tolkien’s The Hobbit is published.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit
wel, dats cool!
HAPY LOLKIEN DAI EVRYWUN!!
And happy 70th Anniversaree!
Amazin – how clevur r teh Grate Burgerz to do this. Liek teh “no commetz” Kitteh awn September 11 – a moament of silunz tribyoot. And hoo knowz whut elze tehy mai hav dun taht noe wun even notized? Now we knoz we muzt be awn auer toez.
Teho – iz allowed to shawt “FURST!” upon discoberee ov teh sekret meening?
Wow, sooooo kewl!
Wen B wuz goin on forteen, I sat on bed fur mennee weeks, reedin dat trilugee an eetin minnee Mownz bars! (Yes, I am wun uv tree peepull in ma jenerashun whoo HAZ red it!!!)
Metababolizmz, can I has it bak?
An also went to old moovee thee8r on Ford Island (Pearl Harbur) wiv ma NICE bruvver an saw de stoopee Bakshee rotoskopt verzun uv it. Nawt so grayt, ackshoolee. Ebben fur forteen, I cood tell it was teh suxxor. Nawt liek NE uvver verzun I seen since!
Lurve to da JRR. Sorree yoo gots hurted in da Grayt War, but glad yoo sat in bed an got well an made up dis storree!!
hangin wif meh gnomies.
GROOOOOANNNN… ^_^
Mah buddees Snoozee, Yowlee, Poopee, Fuzzee, Nommee, Snorglee, and Smoo.
u shur yr not in teh rong story, Sno Wiet?
Gondor haz no cheezburgers.
Gondor needz no cheezburgers.
Wayt! Dat doan sownd rite.
Ya, if dat troo, Y em AI goin der agin?
“He’s got gnomes.”
“Well, he would have.”
Refruns, NEwon?
i drawz blank
I’z thinkin. Nuthin yet. Purrhaps P. G. Wodehouse? Oscar Wilde?
The Fullol Monty!
Teh Full Monty FTW! 5 cheezburgers wif xtry cheez fur teh lolibrarian!
Sheez got gnomz, she no how to yooz dem? ummm, wayt, dat nawt rite…
How manee uv deez bassturds I needs 2 kidnap b4 tha comershuls stop??
dono. mabey aks Amma Lee?
I tink anser to dat Q is still roamin’ too.
not wit 10,000 lolcats cud u do this
I noe dey hydin de cheezburgers somwaers!
I can has legolas? thxbai
it tuk dis long befoar sumwun cald dibs on Lando Boom? useta be EVERWON wuz al gooy ovar dat boi. how da tiems du chaeng…
(PS — ‘paruntlee, u can has!)
lol, Ai tayk if U dress him liek da pie rat!
but AI want!
WANT legolas an himz silleh thearies… an himz abilitie to walk on top uv da snow.
Oh noes! They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard!!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/hobbits
Whoa! Dat wuz liek Flawging Maullee meats Dr Demento!!!
I cannot unsee what I just sawed. 0o0
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[long pause]
…huh.
Iz so proudz of me kitty. Godz Speedz.
Hai Gandalf, I can has sum yer weed?
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OMG GNOMES! I WUB GNOMES! IZ HALF-GNOME!
but teh gnomes nawt reely lukin liek tat, dos statoos uglee.
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