i been dansin so much
…i canna chanz a lawz o fizzix
Kirk: “Mr. Scott, do you always multiply your repair estimates by a factor of four?”
Scott: “Of course sir. How else to maintain my reputation as a miracle worker?”
photo by: beth maher
capped and submitted by: faboofour
Star Trek kitteh!! Yay!
Scottie kitteh fo teh winz!
shud be Skotish Fowld kitteh tho.
Absolutely awesome pic and cap!!!
Mr skotty-I can haz beam up?
Kitteh in Jeffries toobz?
G.N.D.N.
?????
I.D.U.P.E.
(I don’t understand, please explain)
Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing.
Wut’s wiv da meegre voats? Dats wat it meens!
Muzt bee taht troll again – nazty creeechurz tehy are. Butt – as I sayed befoar – moar to be piteed tahn scorned. WE’Z havin PHUN – TEHY is NAWT!
Its a Star Trek ref. n I gave u big cheez starling don u worries!
is acornym for my X-boss????
Jeffrey called. He wants his toob back.
Lawlz. U r no unnerstandz teh Str Trk!
Im in yur jeffreys toobz, fiksin yur warp enjin! LOL!
Lezzon 1: Kitteh lernz lif iz not lyke Star Trek
Kitteh! Come quik-lee, is ‘mergensy!
Plz 2 crawl thru Jeffry’s tube n’ shut down furnace b4 we r teh fried!
“Iz teh stuq!”
*holds up sign*(Spank teh Kitteh, 50c)
Dilbert kitteh FTW!!
Poor Anak kitteh…
I teenk dis kitteh HAZ chaynj da LOLz uv fizziks!
TRIBBLES BE ALL MOVIN’ THRU VENTS
http://www.granades.com/2007/05/02/loltrek/
WHUT?
Such a Shat-ner lien!!!
I can has too-pay? Or can has fur free? LOL!
Hi, B!
I leff u a comment on the nitemarez paj
kthxbai
shatner impersonation FTW !!!
I went to Health Fair at work yesterday. Dey hav FREE chair massagez.
I taek my turn- terrapin, i means therapist, gets to my forehead. Start to make contact- I start to shakez with lafffterz. All I tink of is “my mind to your mind”. I splain to her- she laff too.
duz dis shaft go to de halodek?
…i cannot tell whut direkshun i’z goin!!! dis way up, yah?
In space der iz no up. Bery conjufushing I shood fink.
An in space nobudy can heer u screem.
Uh oh…
Get out of tehre, ur blokin’ mai internetz!
hmm … tube
tube or nawt tube, whut da kweschun agin?
Hmmm, mebbee watch Rosiecatz an Loldenstern R Ded tonite when I awayk frum dis code…..
R&G ftw. I lurves dat muvie.
the internet is made of tubes
… and the ones leading to ICHC are stuffed with kittens !!!
Trek-itteh!
I see ur prob… der a mouse in ur hvac. I removez fur u, at speshul price.
time machine kitteh goes back in time five minutes.
to undew teh unforchunat TP inceedens
and dew it agin!
Aww! Scottie iz teh kyood trekki, dis kitteh’z ounlee just kyood enuff 2 phill hiz shoose. :-p
Gentlemen, set your phasers to lol!
Star Trek kitteh would
fix the core polarity,
but he has no thumbs.
haiku4u!!!
<3
*drool*
Kitteh… is stuck in teh ikeeeeeah seedee rack… I is such ikeeeea geek.
LOL, nawt stuck, jus sittin heer cuttin muffinz…. pootin….
OMG!!! I seen a new Cymbalta commershul, de laydee holdin lil kitteh, kitteh awl makin bred. Hoo needs anti-depreshunt when yoo can haz kitten bredz!
I is glad to noe whyut dis fingee iz – cudnt figger it owt!
A lot of Star Trek is already written in Lolcat.
Now I goes to find nukleear wessels.
Wins!
Are it Russian? Are it Lolspeek?
Are a difference?
And new-clear wessels am in Allah-meedah.
“And Captain…it’s the Enterprise!”
Enterprising kitteh is enterprising.
“…BRAKE IT UP!…. U awl luk lyk a cadet reviue!”
Wun grate lion ov so meny! Iz REASON Star Trek is CLASSIC!
…onlese after having teh shot of wadka.
In Soviet Russia, nuklear wessels goes to find u!
(an dey did it furst)
Tanning bed kitteh…is already mosly dark. Stop kitteh! U get wrinkls n teh skin canser!
Space Program Kitteh is gettin redy fer hiz NASA test. Wantz to find owt kwality of cheezburgers in zeero grabatee.
yes. needs menny menny tests. *nom nom nom*
I can has dielithium crystalz?
Dis pitcher iz da kewl, I kin haz dileereeyum krystalz??
dailitheenom krystals… teh fyuchur ov litl cheezburgrs?
Ooh, gud Idee – carree a hole bunch, pop’um in mowth an *pumph*! tase of entire cheezburger!!
Noes! Teh dilithium krystals r fused!
kanna chaynj teh LOLs of fizziks, kitteh!
Kittehs maek up ther own lols of fizziks.
I are doings best I can. U tryz fixings dis wifowt thums and we sees hao u do!
iz not jus trek
“I know yr goin 2 diskonekt me, Dave…n im fraidy cant allows dat 2 happen…”
LOL me 2.. Ize heering “Day-zeee daaaayyyyyyy-zeeeeeeeeeeeeee……”
*shivahs!*
Kitteh so adorable.
I likez.
WHOOOWEEE!! Toadallee OT, but….
All nite TeeVee bin inneruptid wif messijes “ooooh, lookowt, is floodin!!!” I sez, hmph, AI liv at 1800 ft hi, on top uv hill, nawt wurreed bowt dezert floodin 50 myles away.
But nao, IZ RAYN!!!! RAYN!!!! RAYNIN IN LA!!!!!! I heerz it LOWD on roof! Oh, happee danze!! If I nawt have stoopee cold frum hell, I go owt an danse innit til I ketch wun!!!
But ma howse still wont haz da floodin, neener neener! Unless ma roof leeks sum moar…..
Roof won leek nomoar, I jus memberd, we gots new gutterz.
So unless dis kitteh iz in dem noo gutterz, I safe…. wayt, kitteh iz where?
( … for those of you in the rest of the world wondering WTF is going on, you have just witnessed someone in LA reacting to rain ;o)
nice wasn’t it? be glad you weren’t on the 405
Hojeez, ya! I mite be SoCal naytiv, but I dryves gud in da wevverz. Dryved gud in Colar-red-oh!, Dryves gud in Englund, but on rong side uv rode! Dryved gud in Japan. Dryve gud in dry an wet, jus gotta look owt fur da uvver stoopies dat cant dryve inna sun or rayn!
An fur uthrz whoo still lawst, we last had raynstorm liek dis wun, ummmmm, I tink in layt 2005… Den sum dayz we had mebbee wun hour ov sum rayn, nawt much.
Dis storm nyce, we hav hevvee bands uv wether passin evree few ourz. Jus wish I well an cood lie in bed wif hubbee an enjoy da litnings….
LOL, dont gotta fill da pool nao, do I?!?!?!!! LOL!
I membr hau nice teh dai affer rayn wuz – smaugfree skys!
Wants swapsies? U can has owr rane, we has ur sun?
Ya I put Inlish rayn in bocks an send it to u. Send us ur sun rite back. U can keep ur pressidint tho – do not want.
SJ–wee do not want neidders. Can haz impe, inspeech….trow da bum out hearingz????
mor dan 49% uv us DO NOT WANT alzo! Stuppy weezel manz.
Canz we trade? We taks anyting for da Presidunce in trade. Even da Queen’s hats!
Skawtee Kitteh iz
smawll. Maydz to krawlz froo Jeffreez
Toobz 2 fix t3h ship
Himz allwayz playeeng
wiff “Poalayriteez”. Shipz no canz
flyz wiffowt dem
Allso impoartant
arz “Dyelitheeum Krystilz”
maykyz t3h shipz goez fassst
Jack.
If hims staes in teh toob foar free millyun yeres, hims wil lern to ware flashy klose an sing lyk Jayms Broawn.
Rat Dwarf FTW!!1!!exclamation!!
WTS???
(wut teh smeg)
Can haz Utube Pavarotti and James Brown? WANT!
Dude, chek out my technicolor sombrero, you like?
or…
Kitteh Boot Camp….Semper Fi! and Beyond!
ur percepshins… i iz messin wif dem
Skottee kitteh alwayz inkrees estuhmit foar reepayr timez bai faktr ov ten 2 mayntane repyootayshin az mirukul werkr!
Scotty, we need more power !!!
Scotty kitteh mumbles: Yeah, yeah, tell me something I don’t know.
In Soviet Russia, lawz o fizzix change you !
Speshullee in Tungooska! LOL! Much wins, kanke!
Dis so phunnee I laff owt lowd. Was bery bad tyming as milly tant chrischuns was passin and heard me so I couldn’t pretend tu be owt when tehy called to ask me if I eber tink bowt Jeebus. Dey bery nice peepls but I iz lost caws.
I can haz tribble insted?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwft9CWXOaw
Hoo noo? So funnee, luv da campee lines an stuff!
So lemme see, to get owt uv Meezer not, I wiggull eerz, yoo moove 4th fingrr uv left hand. Goddit?
(An my, duzzint Burt Ward look happee wif batgrrl all tangled up wif him? LOL!)
for teh old-farts: Adam West(Batman) and David McCallum(Illya and now, Duckie) have saem BDays. and was just last week. More useless info fromz teh mind of shaungrl.
Man from Uncle…….sigh ……Oh mi goodnesses, ai did onct hab suuuuuuch a crush on dat David MaCallum…….(wee awl did at mi hi skool , it waz a gurls skool)
ME2. sigh is right. do you watch NCIS? Dey madez teh ref. to UNCLE. Someone ask “what did Duckie look liek wehn him young? Liek a young Illya Kurakin, of course.”
Him alsoz voice for teh car on “The Replacements” cartoonz.
Burt Ward wuz mai furst crush…
Den it wuz Weslee Crushur.
Nao I be wif a tawl, dark haered, geekeh man. Shockeng turn of evintz, no?
But doz he hav a lycra soot?
Shh, I cans nawt talk abowt dat… dis be fambly site…
Dis is cheezburger camm canm big shooter thing? Where is cheezburger ammo ammun whar iz stak of cheezburgerz to eat?
Kitteh boldly goze where no kitteh haz goned before
Dey do dat all teh time. Speshully if litur box not cleen.
um
if littrbox cleen, den is wher no kitteh has gon befoar. silleh
U better huree up kitteh.
Or Kirk may deside to haf himz wai wif u.
Kirk is a horndawg.
I can tryz inverse phasing?
Warp ten, Mr. Sulu!
it’s… it’s liek a dreem… i fink im ackshulee insied teh cheezburger! o happee dae!! but wer’d teh meet go? an teh pikuls?? dey maeded dis wun rong…
I’m a cat not an engineer!
Ah gotz to summon teh drahp shyp frum teh Sulaaako
(I’m betting SOMEbody will get that one.)
i sez we nook dis plays frum orbut.
Great macro!! Star trekking across the universe, on the star ship Enterprise under Captain Kirk…
That cat is toooooo cute, and the Trekki theme just … LOL
The Kitteh-shank Redemption
Escape frum Al-Cat-raz
i dunt like escaping frum poo hole.
No kitteh, NO! turnz bak! U 2 yung 2 goz inna da lite!
Scotty kitteh!!! It iz luv. ^_^
HEY! THAT’S MY MAEBY!!! She’s a Lolcat and we didn’t do it! We’re both happy and miffed! Miffed!
Heer!
Caption alternative:
“Hey! Wat this? Sum kinda toob?”
dave
just what do you think you are doing dave
im in ur wurmhol, egnorin ur spayc tyhm kuntinueum.
wat does that even SAY????
Ah, Jimmy, ur fanz missez u. Speshully mee. U wuz won uv teh gud guise. Rest easy. Srsly.
LoL.. might have been posted a long time ago, but I just saw it.. very very cool!!
Wish it had a fav button.. I’d have it!