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…i canna chanz a lawz o fizzix

Kirk: “Mr. Scott, do you always multiply your repair estimates by a factor of four?”
Scott: “Of course sir. How else to maintain my reputation as a miracle worker?”

photo by: beth maher

capped and submitted by: faboofour

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  1. aminal says:

    Star Trek kitteh!! Yay!

  2. silverweezingbus says:

    …i cannot tell whut direkshun i’z goin!!! dis way up, yah?

  3. Brane Ded says:

    Get out of tehre, ur blokin’ mai internetz!

  4. Melza says:

    Trek-itteh!

  5. Jenny says:

    I see ur prob… der a mouse in ur hvac. I removez fur u, at speshul price.

  6. gayla34 says:

    time machine kitteh goes back in time five minutes.

  7. Madsen says:

    Aww! Scottie iz teh kyood trekki, dis kitteh’z ounlee just kyood enuff 2 phill hiz shoose. :-p
    Gentlemen, set your phasers to lol!

  8. KickahaOta says:

    Star Trek kitteh would
    fix the core polarity,
    but he has no thumbs.

  9. Jim says:

    Kitteh… is stuck in teh ikeeeeeah seedee rack… I is such ikeeeea geek.

    • B! says:

      LOL, nawt stuck, jus sittin heer cuttin muffinz…. pootin….

      OMG!!! I seen a new Cymbalta commershul, de laydee holdin lil kitteh, kitteh awl makin bred. Hoo needs anti-depreshunt when yoo can haz kitten bredz!

    • Duffy says:

      I is glad to noe whyut dis fingee iz – cudnt figger it owt!

  10. 'steroid says:

    A lot of Star Trek is already written in Lolcat.

    Now I goes to find nukleear wessels.

  11. Jenny says:

    Tanning bed kitteh…is already mosly dark. Stop kitteh! U get wrinkls n teh skin canser!

  12. D.R. says:

    Space Program Kitteh is gettin redy fer hiz NASA test. Wantz to find owt kwality of cheezburgers in zeero grabatee.

  13. bubbyscranky says:

    I can has dielithium crystalz?

  14. kiwican says:

    kanna chaynj teh LOLs of fizziks, kitteh!

  15. divageek says:

    I are doings best I can. U tryz fixings dis wifowt thums and we sees hao u do!

  16. catalogical humor says:

    iz not jus trek

    “I know yr goin 2 diskonekt me, Dave…n im fraidy cant allows dat 2 happen…”

  17. Kyle Mark Milgram says:

    Kitteh so adorable. :D

    I likez. :)

  18. B! says:

    WHOOOWEEE!! Toadallee OT, but….

    All nite TeeVee bin inneruptid wif messijes “ooooh, lookowt, is floodin!!!” I sez, hmph, AI liv at 1800 ft hi, on top uv hill, nawt wurreed bowt dezert floodin 50 myles away.

    But nao, IZ RAYN!!!! RAYN!!!! RAYNIN IN LA!!!!!! I heerz it LOWD on roof! Oh, happee danze!! If I nawt have stoopee cold frum hell, I go owt an danse innit til I ketch wun!!!

    But ma howse still wont haz da floodin, neener neener! Unless ma roof leeks sum moar…..

    • B! says:

      Roof won leek nomoar, I jus memberd, we gots new gutterz.

      So unless dis kitteh iz in dem noo gutterz, I safe…. wayt, kitteh iz where?

    • stend says:

      ( … for those of you in the rest of the world wondering WTF is going on, you have just witnessed someone in LA reacting to rain ;o)

      nice wasn’t it? be glad you weren’t on the 405

      • B! says:

        Hojeez, ya! I mite be SoCal naytiv, but I dryves gud in da wevverz. Dryved gud in Colar-red-oh!, Dryves gud in Englund, but on rong side uv rode! Dryved gud in Japan. Dryve gud in dry an wet, jus gotta look owt fur da uvver stoopies dat cant dryve inna sun or rayn!

        An fur uthrz whoo still lawst, we last had raynstorm liek dis wun, ummmmm, I tink in layt 2005… Den sum dayz we had mebbee wun hour ov sum rayn, nawt much.

        Dis storm nyce, we hav hevvee bands uv wether passin evree few ourz. Jus wish I well an cood lie in bed wif hubbee an enjoy da litnings….

        LOL, dont gotta fill da pool nao, do I?!?!?!!! LOL!

    • starling says:

      Wants swapsies? U can has owr rane, we has ur sun?

  19. Jack Deth says:

    Skawtee Kitteh iz
    smawll. Maydz to krawlz froo Jeffreez
    Toobz 2 fix t3h ship

    Himz allwayz playeeng
    wiff “Poalayriteez”. Shipz no canz
    flyz wiffowt dem

    Allso impoartant
    arz “Dyelitheeum Krystilz”
    maykyz t3h shipz goez fassst :-)

    Jack.

  20. Cottleston Pie says:

    If hims staes in teh toob foar free millyun yeres, hims wil lern to ware flashy klose an sing lyk Jayms Broawn.

  21. leaf says:

    Dude, chek out my technicolor sombrero, you like?

  22. leaf says:

    or…
    Kitteh Boot Camp….Semper Fi! and Beyond!

  23. tekniik says:

    ur percepshins… i iz messin wif dem

  24. lolcatz says:

    Skottee kitteh alwayz inkrees estuhmit foar reepayr timez bai faktr ov ten 2 mayntane repyootayshin az mirukul werkr!

  25. stend says:

    Scotty, we need more power !!!

  26. kanke says:

    In Soviet Russia, lawz o fizzix change you !

  27. SJ says:

    Dis so phunnee I laff owt lowd. Was bery bad tyming as milly tant chrischuns was passin and heard me so I couldn’t pretend tu be owt when tehy called to ask me if I eber tink bowt Jeebus. Dey bery nice peepls but I iz lost caws.

    I can haz tribble insted?

  28. B! says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwft9CWXOaw

    Hoo noo? So funnee, luv da campee lines an stuff!

    So lemme see, to get owt uv Meezer not, I wiggull eerz, yoo moove 4th fingrr uv left hand. Goddit?

    (An my, duzzint Burt Ward look happee wif batgrrl all tangled up wif him? LOL!)

  29. Ivory Bill says:

    Dis is cheezburger camm canm big shooter thing? Where is cheezburger ammo ammun whar iz stak of cheezburgerz to eat?

  30. SJ says:

    Kitteh boldly goze where no kitteh haz goned before

  31. Melissa says:

    U better huree up kitteh.
    Or Kirk may deside to haf himz wai wif u.

    Kirk is a horndawg.

  32. daddia says:

    I can tryz inverse phasing?

  33. Nika says:

    Warp ten, Mr. Sulu!

  34. sillyannz says:

    it’s… it’s liek a dreem… i fink im ackshulee insied teh cheezburger! o happee dae!! but wer’d teh meet go? an teh pikuls?? dey maeded dis wun rong…

  35. VurtualRuler98 says:

    I’m a cat not an engineer!

  36. D-Railer says:

    Ah gotz to summon teh drahp shyp frum teh Sulaaako

    (I’m betting SOMEbody will get that one.)

  37. WildCard9 says:

    Great macro!! Star trekking across the universe, on the star ship Enterprise under Captain Kirk…

  38. That cat is toooooo cute, and the Trekki theme just … LOL

  39. syahidali says:

    The Kitteh-shank Redemption
    Escape frum Al-Cat-raz

  40. syahidali says:

    i dunt like escaping frum poo hole.

  41. Lucy says:

    No kitteh, NO! turnz bak! U 2 yung 2 goz inna da lite!

  42. Noey says:

    Scotty kitteh!!! It iz luv. ^_^

  43. Liam says:

    HEY! THAT’S MY MAEBY!!! She’s a Lolcat and we didn’t do it! We’re both happy and miffed! Miffed!

    Heer!

    Caption alternative:

    “Hey! Wat this? Sum kinda toob?”

  44. HAL 9000 says:

    dave

    just what do you think you are doing dave

  45. xyg says:

    im in ur wurmhol, egnorin ur spayc tyhm kuntinueum.

  46. ----- says:

    wat does that even SAY????

  47. exhoicat says:

    Ah, Jimmy, ur fanz missez u. Speshully mee. U wuz won uv teh gud guise. Rest easy. Srsly.

  48. Trewzdaze says:

    LoL.. might have been posted a long time ago, but I just saw it.. very very cool!!
    Wish it had a fav button.. I’d have it!


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