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Cheezburger Network Blog
First!
I wants access 2 cheezburgrs. R they n here?
u can has split deesishun.
itz onlee natcherall to chew on teh doornoobs . . .
Teh doornoobs…
LAWL!!
yes, teh PityPat is on PityPoynt!
But cans PittyPat du teh petipoynt broydery?
maybe if i slams this hard enuff, toothfairy will leave cheezburger under mah pillow tonite
Yez. Alawng wif yer noo dental playte.
Silly Kitten, you put the string around your tooth … not your tooths around the knob
This makin mah teef hurt jus lukin at eet.
Bleen!
Curse my lack of opposable thumbs.
u noes, “bleen” meens evun les heer dan it duz dat othr plays…
wat is bleen? i never seez dis.
u nots mis anyfing. trus meh.
[sigh]
ok ok, heer is owld info… http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/rant-bleen.html
LOL
You king of teh funny, Teho!
das wut i keeps tellin everbudy… buts duz dey lissin?
Festering buttsore of poo cake FTW!!!
Wow, a blarg dat peepull reed! Wayt, iz dat de poynt? Mine iz full uv de rayge an spyoo, so I nawt share wif peepull I want to tawk nyce to me aftur…. liek heer…. I yooz minz fur cathalepsy… wait, no, cat-hayrsis!
Oooooooooo, Teho – you be teh famous!
mabey shud maek wun fing cleer — Cute Overload is nots my site, is can blong to Meg Moo. i cans be teh mod.
Te ho ho ho
Iz u de Irz glass or wuz u quoting de Irz glass ????
i wuz RIPIN OFF Ira Glas.
oy. readin’ teh comments, i seez dis: “Pancake! I locked my car keys in the car!!” and it maks me want to cry. i did dis today. *head desk* b-bye $53, i will miss u!
and i’m sorry i asked. i didn’t kno. (obveeusly.)
today has teh suck. i’m glad iz almost ovar.
Sry bout ur day :c( Done teh locky key in teh car b4… Do Not Want
No be sorry fur askin bout teh wurd… i didnt noes wut it ment eiver, so ur kweschun wuz not just fur u! We is lernin frum teh veterinarians…. vetrine… vet… er imean teh ppls hoov been hare longer tan us.
Jus cloze eyz n fink about sof kitteh purrs… u feel all btr soon!
Chewly, fur shaym!!!
AAA iz wayyyyy less dan $53, dey com opin da lock door, chaynj da flat tireds, even bring yoo gas whin yoo is da run owt. We upgraydid to da ultra-shmoooey-primo level, dey givs 200 myles uv free towin, an brings yoo gas fur free, etc etc. Also haz payd fur itself in free noturizins alreddee!!
Also, da inshoorinse dey has is cheepest me an hubbee fown fur us boff togevver, even wif reeellee good drivins…
Do you have cellphone? Many times cell service offers roadside at $3 a month with your bill. I have it on AT&T. Dey will comez unlock, brings gas and also jumpers. You not miss $2.99/month, maybe??
Sorriez bout you day.
Dis is wun tuff Eatser egg!!!!
dude watch dis — I can gets da whold doorknob in my mouf — bets u can’t!
faymuss lass wurdz!!!
GAHHHH!
caerful, kittehteefs!
AAAOWWWW! I can has somethin else 2 choo on, pleezes?
(maek dat a dubl wif baycn, plskthx)
do not worreze. Kitteh have hannel on cityashun.
nomnomnom on nobnobnob- maybeze has iron d-fishshuntcy?
Or is steelin dem. Dey look liek antie-Q’s. Kitteh go on Roadshow and getz estimetz from someonez.
Dis must be wurth at leest nine hunert cheezburgers, dont you fink?
Wayl, dey wood, kitteh, but dey iz cuvurd wif paynt, an haz sum condishun ishooz… see awl dese skratches? Looks liek sum kitteh bin choowin awn dem…
GCA sez I giv yoo 2 cheezzburgrs fur dem if dey glass, an NAWT da stoopee purrpleh glass, mus be kleer glass or uvver kolor, nawt sun purrpleh.
If dey mettull, depenz on matereyawl an dezine, provinants, etc. Cood be a cheezburger or too fur ya….
(i cant bleev am bowt tu tyeps dis, but o wel)
ANTEEX ROWDSHAO FTW!!
(oy)
My, my….What BIIIIIIIIIIIG TEEEEEEEF you have…….
Poster kitty for self-dentistry
Butler Cat welcomes you
You took the words right out of my mouth…oh wait it was my words
Your comments are much more funny.
oi! dem wuz not my wurdz! WurdPrez be maekin sumbudy ELSS meeeee!
(nuffing persnul. Leaf be funey jus fiyn.)
If is Ant Agatha, Jeeveskitteh, I is nawt hoam. I is at teh Droanes Klub wif Bingo, Tuppy, an Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright.
Kthxbai!
I say, old boy! Catsmeat FTW!!
I is feerz old Catsmeat Potter-Pirbright my resposh, uh reshpons, uh fawlt ,
doan blames poor Cottleston for dis name pliz.
I detect something “Grime-y” here?….Send for Inspector Jury!
Hee! I gots it, efen if nobudy else duz! I lubs Richard Jury!
I thought the Aunt Agatha ref was to Martha Grimes books (read them ALL), but I guess there are OTHER aunt agathas out there…
Coffee, cozy spot, and a good mystery….ahhhh
Gots ta be P.G. Wodehouse, yes? He rited teh Jeeves stories.
Yez. I wuz tawkin bout Bertie Wooster’s Ant Agatha, but I is awlso a Marfa Grimes fan, tu.
There’s also Agatha Raisin, but I nawt shure she be an ant.
I tink I reded wun Agatha Raisin but I dint lyk it. If I member kreckly, she wuz midl ajed an desprit foar a husbin. I hayt buks lyk dat.
Dere CP – teh furst wun I reded I thot liek u and dint much lyk either. But mai sister Pyzi, hoo haz teh bezt taste in bukz, sayed – I muzt reed moar. So I started with teh furst wun and found – its reely hilarious – funneh – trooly grate character. Butt u muzt getz to know her. If u thinkz her character is awnly middl ajed and despri foar husbin – (nawt to be insulted, plz), butt tahts liek taht Steeb Johnson saying ICHC wuz liek Precious Moments! There’s LOTZ moar there.
Akshully, I kant sware dat’s wy I dint lyk her buk. It mite hav bin a nuther reazin.
But I is sorta piky bowt buks. Dey has tu be rilly gud to hoald my tenshun, an wun of teh tings dat puts me awf is pafetic desprayshun.
I is tryin tu rede moar mistry buks, tho. I shud gif her nuther trai, coz I noes dat uther pepls lyks her buks.
CP – whut – who – do u reed fur mysteree bukz? I spectz u haz peepls who recommend gud wunz, but I haz sum favoritez, too. Akcshully, I reliez awn frenz to steer mee to noo authorz who are gud. I truzt u haz red Tony Hillerman? Iz hard to maek teh recommendshunz without knowin whut u iz already readin.
Bertie Wooster refs FTW!
(I alwaes suspektid Jeeves was a cat in disgize.)
He muves arown sylintlee lyk a kitteh, dats fer sher.
why fank u sweet kitteh, soonz az I put dese grosshriez awai u can haz cheezburger
yesh! shnomsshnomsshnomsh!
shank yuush!
wuzzat mowfful lolspeek???
Kitteh no want to go 2 teh dentist.
Takin out teh toof de old fashin way!
Be kind to ur dentist, cuz they has fillings too.
Holy Katzilla!!! How big iz dis pushiehkat???!?
Or how smaww iz doarknob?
I is spoyulsport.
But seryusly, think of avg doarnoob size an hite frum grownd. Nao imajin yr kitteh tryin this trik…teh mynd boggulz.
(Uv cors, mah mind boggulz pritty ezily. I jus has to shake mah hed a littul.)
Main 2.
*nods hed*
*grabs hed*
I shouldna dun dat.
I can has posable tums?
…or mabey posabul TUNGS
hehe (eek)
Dey sed teh cheezburger wuz hidin under dis hard candy shell… but mah nom noms duzzn’t seem to be werkin so gud.
Haha! twolumps net mayd a’nuvver funnee ’bout lolcats tudday!
Caturday’s cummin up!
Cat-ur-day!
Cat-ur-day!
dem can has dey own forum. http://www.tinyurl.com/34vovy
we shuds tel dem many fanks an shar teh l♥rve!
Yup, is heres http://www.twolumps.net/
luks liek funn sight butt Do Not Want teh bownsee add onn topp uv paidje! Can not seam 2 ad blok it!
eh? sorts on “catty gory” an jus blok teh “objeks”
um btw i dont membr hows i noe dis.
litl bird tol meh?
See my URL above for da 2 lumps cartoooooon
I trieded posting it two other tiems, it not werk.
stoopy wordpresss
Das leik mah kitteh. but she kant reech teh dour and seh streeeeeches to get it but still kant open dour.
I iz ur Doorkitteh
Keepn wotch on yer bildin
He eben wearin a tux! Verry eckskloosiv bildin, dis iz.
Why thank you Jeeves. Have my packages sent up to the penthouse, there’s a dear.
Led paynt iz nawt tastee or nootrishus.
LOL! I vote yoo mennee burgervotes fur da funnee/sad/troo/funnee, but ma burgervotes haz dissapeeerd…. sigh.
Wen dey comz bak, i votes yoo mennee den, k?
FINALEE!!
Dis where Mumma keep teh cheezburgerz.
I noes it. She in here allus teh teim.
WHAT?!?! A POTEE…..BAFTUB…..
Oh……heheh.
Teh Bafroom. Dat’s rite. Mumma tri to give me baf in here.
Dat’s whi i fergitz dis room.
DAMMITT!!!
wen i hav mai decible kitteh, he wud sit an watch mee tak a baf. i fink he thot i waz goin to go down teh drayne.
*kitteh egsprincez momentry irationl desir to kil somfing* teh doornob! it mus dieee!!!! *chomp* mommeh, i hurts maiself! i can has cheezburger to mak it all betr??
Aaeeheh ehhhah ehehehehe aaaah aah eh eh ooooh
(Tranzlashun: cantz talk rite now, i has big roun ting in my mouf)
sry, cant heer u, am can has nanner in ma eer
earlir waz out wif husband and i alys navigate cause hee gets lost eazili, an i haz a watr botl in mai mouf. “oh, go right” cam out as “mum, gmm rmm.” but he unnerstod teh hand jesters.
lukkeee yoo! when I navergayt, poor trusting dryvers heer ma voys, nawt ma hanz poyntin.
I has da leff handidness, so dat d ehan I right wif, an de odder wun is left. So I gits ma leff an ma ryte all mix up.
Yoozoollee jus say go dat way, go dis way. Duzent werk so good if derz a roundaroundaroundabowt, tho…
Doorknob has a flavr…
Flavr of opportunitee on udder syde.
Jus cuz it nawkt duzzent meen leddit in… cood be a zombee!!!
Kitteh is perplexed.
Hoomans do this all the time.
Cannot be that hard.
nots to sliyt Jack, but K-O hykooz is ma faevs.
THAT should start a nice round of competition (friendly like) hee
I don’t see it that way at all. We don’t do the same sort of HAIku at all. Jack usually rolls three HAIkus together to tell a longer story, and his style is looser (more variations in syllable flow, etc.). I usually stick to a single HAIku with a tighter flow. We’re bound to appeal to different folks.
Or, in other words,
folks do stuff in different ways,
and can both be right.
ohhhh big purrs in yur direction.
Ay, too, luvs Haiju. And admyre both of u gratelee. And I thankz u fur splaynin teh differunz. Of corse, I knewed u wuz very differunt, but hadn’t caught awn to teh “syllable flow.” Nao I haz a knowlej! Iz liek Mucha and Klimt – or Raphael and Botticelli – alike and yet so differunt. N if u luvz teh wun, u muzt shurlee luv teh otter. (Almozt as much fun to say az “teh Elder Bush!”)
I thot hiz BRAYNZ wuz eever maed uv or full uv elderberreezz… esplayns da smell….
Jentilman Kitteh sais ‘aftur yoo’
obstruckshunal purson at stopsine in indiana says “no, aftur yoo, i insist” an tehn wen yu are hafway thru teh inturseckshun, guns it at yu. tehy not no frum a four wai stop in tehis stoopy state.
Yikes, we gets dem in da kali-forinya. Iz 4 weigh stawp down de hill by da skool. At nyte, we see peepull jus blow rite thru… nawt even try. Sumtiemz I wish I WUZ drivin a gas guzzler big ting so I kud chayse dem an SKWUSH dem. Stoopee.
Ai knowz how u feelz. This kind of peeplz maekz me REELEE mad. If they wantz to killz themselvez – well fine. Butt is nawt fayre to teh otterz.
Hoo needs posable fumz wen u gots posable jaws?
Wile crazeh cat laydie is nappin, Floofy maeks a brake foar it…
mai kitteh sayz all doorz should go awayz, they ebil an only keep u frum goin outsidez.
nobnobnob
u had a door…
…but i eated it
The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore:
When you let him in, then he wants to be out;
He’s always on the wrong side of every door,
(TS elliot pome x erpt) I alwayz calls my Nosferatu teh Rum Tum Tugger, or els teh in n out cat (in n out, in n out)
Elliot dids noe his catz. [nodding]
Dis mindz mee of summat frum gradyut skool.
Wee has a meetgng in 1 gurlz rum, she has teh cotes an skarfs an stuffs awl hangging frum hookses on bak uv dur. Wun fren at meetin, hee has nwat teh i site (maklar dejenriashum), he getz roun wid beeg bootiful floofy Yelo Lab name Fareena.
Meetingg iz ober, Jonh say, “Farena, forewurd!” Farine doo nwat buudj. John says, “Farina, 4 word!!” Doggeh stay still.
I looks at doer, all cotes an stuffs cuvvers teh nkoob! Ai goez an pooshes stuffes oud of teh ways, goggie seez knob an obeiz mastre! An ahwt dey goez!!
Wus two muches of teh cyoot! Didna no tell den dats hoaw gied dog noes wyhere iz teh dooor!
Smrt doggeh! Teh therapy/ gide dogz does amazin works. Thx for sharin.
Win an Awesum to Farina! (Did hav sistur naymed Grits or Oatmeel?)
Ur privacy…
U cannot has it no moar!
NEVER A MOMINT WIFOUT KITTEH!!
Eek. Insekyoorikitteh iz insekyoor.
Liek 3 yeer oldz, ALL DER LIVEZ!!! Help…
Kitteh haz toof dat iz luse.
Pullin teef – ur doin it rong.
Kitteh no haz fumbz
4 beeg doar nobb. Uze himz teefz
instedd… Badz ideeah
Kitteh turnz doar nobb.
No canz moov 2 much 2 push
t3h doar wyde oapen
Mebbee juss sitz an
wayte 4 Hewmin 2 kumz bye
anz oapen t3h doar
Jack.
Kitteh is such a gentlemans!
Kitteh not openz door. Kitteh eatz doornobs!
Kitteh not openz doors. Kitteh eatz doornobs!
Hmm…that’s why the doorknob keeps having a “just licked” feeling to it.
Eeeuuuwww!!! An why slipr has a “just poopd in” feeling.
Veryz politez
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i ish nomming da nob. nomnomnob.
I tawt my frendz kitteh 2 do dat…
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