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No, Little ET Kitteh. Pleeze to stayz heer. You soooo cyoot. We will snorglez u and gib u lotz ov cheezburgerz n u wil bee very Happy.
Janetcanhas firsty!!!! Yey!!! (sry… had to sais it)
Not to be sry – gladz u sayed it. I cudn’t say teh “f” wurd becuz -u knowz *whisperz* Teeehooo.
poor Teho lol — speaking of Teho have you checked out his blog? It is very full of awesome!
Yes, yes – it is. Trooth to tell, I standz kwite in awe of the grate and myteh Teho.
u bofe shud stops nao.
but I am nawt done amping up mai own duh yet HEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I noes “f” wurd is teh taboo, but coooldnt resist temptashun, n janetcanhas4kittehs is so nicees :C)
Aw, is okay to say firsty if is abowt sumwun else. Tehn it is teh sweet!
nobody puts baby in a corner
“dirty dancing” refrense…. ai LUBBED dat movy…..
Me 2! On craftster.org, dey wuz tawking bowt holloweenie costoomz. WUn persun sed, whut do fur preggie laydee?
Sumwun sed, dress liek Baybee, an paynt tummee liek watermelyum!
Much win, dat ideer!
WTF iz all this froo froo stuf round me, an hao bout that “E” at teh botum ov my botum?
His butt is pointing towards the East. Compass kitteh!
naw…is w..”w” for west (snicker)
Mebbee iz skeerded uv ET, kitteh sayin “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” all de way to himz bottum!
E.T. no go under bed and u should b fine, smallcat.
he scaredz me…
wit his shiny finger
MOMMMM HE WUZ TUCHING MEH!
(continuing the Theme O’ Teh Day)
bof of u should go to ur rooms er closets….rigt NAW!
DUN MAEK ME TURN DIS KAR AROWND.
poor little skared kitteh … ET is sweet … he wont hurt you. come ovah here and get kisses and snorgles
Im on ur floor, blendin in wif ur wood…. camoflage kitteh is (sorta) camoflagd.
aww por skeered likkle kitteh
Do not want anal probe!
I think I’m going to hell for that comment lol
yes, u can has teh hell!
wher dey has barby q an beer
betar den dey duz up heer
an u noes al teh wurds ov teh songz…
(iz by David Byrne, btw, if wuz tu obb skyoor)
Thanx – wuz too obb skyoor fur mee – butt tehn, mozt thingz are!
im in ur afturlaif
tormintin ur faild saintz
i luv hao nota dam ting is saykrid heer.
i can has blasfeemee?
Iz onlee blasfemmee if U feelz bad abowdit!
How yoo feelin? LOL. An I tink Jeebus wood be laffin too, he mayd da kittehs all sillee an full of win an weerdness, rite?
An we KNOW booduh lurv da nekos, an da wiccas an payguns lurve da familyarz so much. An Mohammed an St Fransisssss bof hav saym storee bowt cuttin off a sleeve insted uv wakin a sleepy kitteh.
Kittehs R gud ting to be relijus abowt. Yoo feed dem cheezburgrrrz relijuslee, dey warship yoo!
[givs Rikki eer-skriches]
[can has purrs]
[plays wif Rikkifeetz]
[can has kittehkizzez]
…sry, wut?
But izzit teh speshul hell?
Shepherd Book FTW!
Izzat da wun yoo gotta tayk speshull bus to get to? LOL!
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I alreddee bin to hayell. ktxbai. I go over Raynbo Bridj an lay in sunshine wif all da kittehs, k? (I shoor dey liek sumwun to skritch da itchee spots, an use da can opener an grill da cheezeburgers!)
B! Sry to getz personal – butt – wuz u in Iraq? Dun’t answer if qwesshun is intrusive.
i c ded peeps
invisible commenter is seen but not heard.
i iz enigma. or prhaps oxeemoron.
or mebbe just moron
no u now the enigma with a stigma!!LAWLZ
I like ur name, d00de, or d00dette.
thnx. an i think i gotsa keep ‘enigma w/ a stigma’ 4 futur use.
an itz d00dette, 4 whoeva iz wunnerin.
♥♥
Peep heads, peep heads,
roly poly peep heads….
Yum, r made of mallow. Fish heads is the pleh.
Just needed sayn???
i loved that story!!!
Eet dem up, yum!
Kitteh is sporting new camouflage–lumber yard pattern.
awwwweee mannnnnnnnnnnnn u finded me and I hides good to!
It mayk me nurvus wen I not know ware my kitteh iz, so I luuk awl ober teh hawse an not find her, den walk into teh kichen an she juss standin der “oh hai, ware yoo ben?”
iz cuz kettehs has inbisables
Mai kettehs has inbisibles kwite offen. They r just lyke Kim sez–oh hai1!–when yoo finds dem. How dey do it?
ooohh doze big eyes, dat liddle whyte paw, luuk ouwt, mai hed gonna splod frum cuutestest ……..*splat* awl ober mai puter……brane guusheies…..oh wel didnt needed dem anywho…..
Are brane guusheies the sourse from guushie food?
Yeeks! I tink dat kinda gushifud wood giv ya da mad hoomin diseez, if nawt da mad moocaws!
I can’t bleeve dere r nawt peeps here bleetin
“oh dat behbeh is so scareded summat pik him up. HE SUFFERIN!!!!”
OHNOES THINK OF TEH LOLFRIGHTS!!
(shhhhh!!!)
?We’re afraid something bad is going to happen to the lolfrights? And, is a lolfright like a really bad scary movie, where you laugh at the monster? Inquiring minds want to know…
Plan Nine From Outer Space. The ultimate lolfright movie. Dear Bela Lugosi died (from embarrasment, apparently) during the making of it.
Dis 1 vot 4 “Da Creepin Terro”. Best seen when walkin karpet monster gewt stuk and victim haf to uz her feetz to push herself into monster’s mouf. “Funniest episode ever!”
Picking up a skareded kitty is eks…ecc…fabulous way to get wun’s body shredded!
Better to keep watch frum distance, put nomnoms near.
(almos healeded up frum bite(!!!) n skratches frum “leave-my-klaws-ALONE!!!” kat.)
ET Phone home an GO HOME!!!
u weeyrd nk?
An u takin Gertie’s ‘tenshun awai from me.
So….nice seein u. come baks whin u kin!!
KBAI!!!!
Emo kitteh hydez frum teh lyte.
(Wud say goth kitteh, but iz nawt blaqk.)
WTF!! I was seepin! Why u gots ta shines da light on me? What a babeh kitteh gots to do to gets a nap round heer?!!
Disgruntled babeh is disgruntled.
I no wanneh takey baff, u cant makes mee!
iffen ai hidz heer, my brudderz n sistahz wil neber fine me, diz “hid n seeck” iz jest two ez
Liddil Kitteh lykez
herz hydee playse. Wantz 2 B
leffted awll alloan
Hewminz haz 2 luuk
hardz 2 fyndz Kitteh. Maykeeng
Kitteh much happee
Soon, Liddil Kitteh
willz goez owt an play while herz
Hewminz sleepz away
Jack.
im in yr room
i can has borroe yr phone?
I iz hidin frum sunbeem! It myte get mee!
Kitteh dun be afreid of ET!
Turn off hartlight, iz kreepy…
LOL, prollee jumps arown liek a gazell, too!
(I wuz neglectid chyld, I nebber seen ET movie at AWL! But I rode da ryde at Yooniversal…. An I fan uv Barreemoar girl! She shood marree Nik Cayj, an let him bye bak all himz comix dat whut’s her naym mayd him sell!)
noes! LETIT SHIYN WHEREVAR U GOES!…
NO kitteh..don’t go into da lights!!!!!
Uh – those “900″ fone calls? No, wuznt me – uh, musta been E.T. Yeah, das rite.
skeerdy cat is skeerd
ET lebin choclat Reese Pieces 4 kitteh. Chocolat bad for babykitteh. PlEASE DO NOT DO DIS!
Dis onlee applie if yuz an ailian
Runs kitteh ET is very scareh wen angrd.
aw, poor kitty… I feel the same way about E.T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grrrr what you dooing!
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plz dont scare emo kitteh kthxbai