can I haz boozter seatz?
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I can seez u seein me……..stop it naw!
my SECOND first………bring it on Teho LOL
Teho fishing nawt suksessful……I goes 2 nawty kornR now….ktxbai
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U must hav moar payshunz – shurley teh grate Teho will be heer to deliver teh gentle but stern lekshur.
[arched eyebrow]
heee heee I giggles at that arched eyebrow — good thing we has a sense of humors
in teh imortul wurdz of Samwiez Gamjee, ur hoeplehz.
He also said something like– I will go on the long road or nawt at all (and I ALWAYS do things da hard way!
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Dere ess know kneed 4 teho 2 breeng it awn.
Ewe maid a koment, not jus showt “FURST!”
is gud poynt.
Troo – gud poynt, butt mai observashunz tellz meh taht ENY menshun ov a nomber is – usualleh – regardeded az teh fox paws. HOWEVER, in this cayse, wehn dun with a tawnting giggle, iz akseptable.
I only had too say it cause I wanted to rib Teho (whom I enjoy commenting wif) and I knew 4Janet would come to my aide ifn it gots too ruff
I don’t cares if I am furrst or eleventeenth— I just wanted to be the phunny. Tanks for playin 
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And u WUZ teh phunny! U and Teho be grate playmaytz. MENY grate playmaytz heer – no daowt wai we seemz to luv bein heer. Stend wud nao say “TOO SACCARINE FUR MEE!” – butt I is awld enuf to bee shaymlesslee. . .?? Sentimentul? Proper wurd eksaypez mee at teh moment!
“fox paws” hehe
If I no can sees U, U no can sees me, rite?
…yes plz, for teh nom-nom-noming to beginz.
I can has New Yawk Kitty Phone Book?
WIN!!!
ad by Google… Cat Urine Behavior. I, personally, have never had cat urine behave badly. How about ya’ll?
Me neethr. It usyooaly just sits dere inna puddl or soaks in to whutevar kitteh peed on.
bad! BAD YURIN! tsk
SHAME ON TEH YURIN! *wags finger*
well I have, and let me tell you hunnee, you do NOT want to f*** with cat urine, it’ll cut you good and then you’ll end up on the jerry springer show with all your babies and the man you thought was your baby daddy – so just don’t go there !!! misbehavin cat urine will f*** up your LIFE !!!
speekn ob urine….stend u mayk me peed a liddle.
hes riyt, tho
As will huffing the orange kittens:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Image:Kitten_Huff.jpg
Doan blaem teh yoorin, blaem teh yoorinator!
i be flowin
dey be hatin
Allus tryin to ketch me ridin durty…
Soundz laik a new roll for Arnuld Shwor…Scha….Schuw….teh big Osstrian guy wid teh mussels.
Comin soon to a tehater nr u – Teh Yoorinator!
canst reach cheezburgrs
is dis RLY Daniel or DR in Daniel clothing?? I am cornfuzed
I does nawt belong at kiddie (kitteh?) table!!
Dis whut ah gets fer eetin at de big peeple table dis yeer.
I can haz boostur roketz?
ooh, meh tu!!
Stoopy short legses…
Oh noes! U don look liek Munchkin mutint kitteh…..
Yu prolly cant see me, an I nose dere’s a cheezburger up dere. I’m juss waitin for mai chance to pownce on it an nom nom nom. Smellls deelishus.
Yu can haz passwurd?
(Hi y’all – bin bizzy.) xoxo
Hi, Miss Mass! Glad to seez yu!
Ennybudy herd frum T-is-not-Ac lately?
or Flartus?
Yez – whar iz Flartus?
and tiny cheeseburger?
Y didz barman carded meh? I be shortz fur mai hait, er, aige.
Taybull 2 tawll 4
Kitteh. Himz willz juss jump up.
Surpryze ebbeewun
No canz keep fude fum
klevvur Kitteh. Himz shood Bz
allwayz wellkum gest
Moar fude awn t3h Beeg
Taybull tahn Kitteh koodz hab
stallkeeng 4 skrapz
Jack.
“Himz willz juss jump up.
Surpryze ebbeewun” LOLZ!!
Wen ICHC buuk comes out Jack Deth haikus shud be inclooded!!!1!!
(if one comez out i mean. i is speckulating.)
id buy it
i want an ICHC book with kitteh pics and Jack’s haiku. AND i want a Happycat bobblehead.
I am easy to please as long as I get my way.
OOOO Happeekat bobble!! I wud bye dat, an I dun evven liek da bobbles!!
I tin Jack haz ebil plan to maek himz own buk uv lolku. Will be bes sellar in a week!!! Jack, we wayt wif baited bref. Reelee, smell!
lolku new word FTW!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1
doze r prolly teh cuuuutest er floofz ai eber seed………
OMG LOOK – OUT THERE, RISING FROM THE OCEAN !!! IT’S COME TO TOPPLE TOKYO… IT’S CATZILLA !!! AIIIEEEEEEEE !!!!!
i, fr oen, welcum our nu fuzy overlols.
Kent Brockman ref FTW!!!1!!
*urrrrrp* sowwee, i just eated Tokyo. pls to ekskweeze me. fank u.
Hisstree showz agin n agin
How nachhor poynts owt da follee uv maaaaa-yan….
*jaws theme*
I not fined dis taybl veree welcomin
This site is too cute! The Frodo one really cracked me up!
Iz why we comz bak evreeday! da keyoot, da funne, da lolcats!
(Insurt Ennio Morriconne mewzick heer)
doobledoobledoooooo!
dwah dwah, dwaaaaaah.
Shorty Cat sai,
“Teh table obskurez mah mighti fangz ov doom.
Let me has elevator butt so ah mai show you dem…”
How tall I has to be to ride dis ride?
Ah no liek mah teefs. U not look at them.
I can has Dentyst?
kthxluvubai.
is dat same kitteh dat wuz takin baff in da sink in erlier cheezburger?
i rekkonize da ear tufties
an them tuftys be FAHBULUS.
Welcome to Bites Motel, please watch yur hed when u step inside….
muwhawhawha irk *koff* yeah yeah just get in, u lettin in a draft
Goldylox kitteh say “Dis CHARE mai bee 2 beeg, but dat cheezburger is jus rite!”
Okey Mahm, i wanz ordur de sammidge platur, wif frys, an Colah? Can has twistey strawe?
Why must all the most
interesting stuff be placed
up so very high?
Props for KO, the unsung hero(ine) of the extremely subtle art of lolcat haiku!!!
iz onlys bcuz hykooz be hard tu sing.
Kilroy kitteh is Kilroy
and wuz hear.
Winz!!!
I iz nekkid unner dis tablez. Wan cee?
“DINSDALE!”
flying circus ref ftw!
but… kitteh is nots hedjimahog…?
kitteh tinks he ez spiny norman.
but… but… kitteh is nots hedjimahog…?
(i hoep dis not dublpowst)
(dangit)
Kitteh is STILL not hedjimahog!
shouldn’t it be “i can has boozter seat?”
Poor kitteh. Cannotz reach teh table.
Iz nawt Boozter Seet – iz Kat Throne!
sumeone is a littll bit shurt here. i can has boosterz?