Your carrying alot of tension
…in your belly region.
kittys: Zen n Mr. Furious
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Dat’s cus it be full of cheezburgers.
KWIT POKIN!!
*POOT*
Ahhhhhhhh
Dat better.
*blort*
now take that to home despot. that’s a new swatch for you, for the carpets.
kitty interior desecators at work
“we’re thinking of doing the walls blort, the floors pleh and the furnishings shed. also, lots of cushions on the floor and all low tables, with heat lamps everywhere - it’s going to be DIVINE”
Mai furnishings ALREDDY dun in “shed”. Noo kitteh littur stikz 2 pawz, so flores nao startin 2 bee “pleh”. Wallz r next, ai tink. NOT WANT “blort” kolor, doe… dat nastee. Mehbee naise teksture insted, vurti.. virti… up and daon linez da widf ov a klaw? Dat wud be artiztik an yooneek.
ROFLMAO, Summer!
liking the texture idea - you should see what my sister’s cats did to her seagrass wall covering. it was a great look - shredded seagrass just to the level they could reach, and scratched drywall underneath. very martha stu ’seaside cottage in wartime’
“seaside cottage in wartime” - ROFL! WIN!
I agree with summer, WIN WIN WIN.
Aww, Melissa - taht’s grate. U maekz maekin very clefur (furst) comment luk so easy! I wuz lukin at taht pikshoor - and NUTHIN waz comin to mind!
I jus got back from teh DR an he pokded all over mah belleh an I wish I cudda pooted on him!!
And fankoo hunee!
‘lissa, I never heard whether the stones went a’rollin out. Maybe not, since you were at the doc. I hope your rocky situation works out and leaves you alone.
Yeah somethin passed last monday at about midnight. I was peelin the wallpaper off the walls I was grippin so hard….
OWIE!
Yes just went for a recheck..and Dr sez no moar sodie pop.
WHATEVER!! No cholestriall no fry food no fast food and now NO SODIE POP?
Oh well… he haddnt takin alkeehol away.
YET!!!
No SODIE POP? Taht’s harsh! Butt wai? I meenz - I knowz sodie pop nawt be in ENY fud grupp cat-egory - butt fur ur condiahun? On teh Happy Side, U can drinkz lotz of yummy tea. Earl Gray be mai favorite!
I dunno. I fink his logic is no caffienes an no sugar. I also been told “dark soda” can cause stones.
But i dwinks diet gingeree ale.
Plz to nawt be tellin.
I likes Earl grey too. And Good ol English Tea, and brand called PG Tipps YUMM!!
Try sum ginger beer. Dats not pop. Veree medicinal, and veree gud.
PG Tipps delicious! Iz what awl mai Indian (frum India) use to maeks their chai. I haz LOTZ in mai freezer - and also use it fur chai.
as long as u can has alkeehol u may not remeberz what else u lost lol
Mommehhhh! He’s tuchin me agin!
No1 on dhiz carpit iz 2 tuch NE1 evr agayne!
Bilol Cosby ref FTW!
…an deze brayn damujed kittehs haf de nurve to luk suprized…
i luvz dis wun!!!
Our station wagon when we were kids ref FTW!
Kittehparints arnt intrestid in justiss. Dey jus wunt kwiet!
I geetet it frawm “NashonLOL Lampoon”.
JESUS CHRIST! DON’T MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR!
…dis bat kontry.
and its a lion.
So much win, i donut know were to start.
ya, iz in a bocks… mebbe in garoj? But I knows I still gots it!
ok, dat gota LOL.
I can has mixed metforks?
iz alwaiz a dainjur, wif mah wakazz brayn
DOANT MAEK MEH COMEZ BACK TEHRE
I thinks we all cums frum teh same litter…….
I wil turn dis intarwebz araond rite nao an EVERYBODEE goez 2 bed wifout pr0n!
Awww, Mawm!!!! We be good, see?!
mai tantric mooves, let me show u them.
bukka-WOW!!
Tenshun? Whut dat? Wy u waek me. . . zzzzzzz.
Kittehs playing games.
Footsie’s complicated when
you both have four foots.
Hai guise, whatchu callz teh kneeding thing that kittehs does? In mah howse we calls it lomi-lomi, after Huwhyin massage tekneek. I knoes peepls what calls it “marching” and “happy feet”.
We callz it “makin’ bizkitz”
Bin callin dat “makin biskets” since I wuz a chile.
I iz a masssaje terapist, but never thot uv callin it lomi-lomi! Gud won!
We calls it that becawse when mah calico was new I was reedin’ James Michener’s Hawaii. In teh book tehy talks abowt teh lomi-lomi. I wud be reedin’ in bed and teh new calico wud come sit on mah belly and kneed mah arm. I wud say “O hai, u comes now to gif me teh lomi-lomi?” She liked when I sed that, becawse “mee” is a frendly sound for kittehs I think.
We allus called it “makin muffins” sted of biskits.
Didn’t yur Maw teech yoo? Yoo neber kneed muffins. Onlee biskitz.
My sister and I used to giggle and say, “Nuffin like a puffin eatin’ a muffin wif stuffin.” Not sure how that got startd. But wuns we startd gigglin, we cdnt stop!
I allus callded it makin biskits.
Or kneedin.
whutever it feels god when teh klawses aint owt.
And teh puurrrrinks
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Feels god?
hmmmmmm
interesting.
U may wel be on to sumthing!
I tink so. Lubbin=God. <3
I like it, 2! Speshly when no acupunkture with it. Nice massage! I no guy who calls it “playin piano.”
alwaze called it kneedin’, onlee lurned ‘makin’ biskits’ az a gwone up.
mai Puck kneads on me bufor sleeps ebree nite.
Is offishully called “milk treading” cuz it’s wut kittns do to press teh milk outta dere mommas. Kittehs do it wen dey’re happy an comfy, or gettin reddy to be happy an comfy.
Wif clawses out, no so grate, ackshully.
I knew it must have sumthin to do with milk! Thanks for the info!
Bigfoot’s gots SEBEN toze per paw, on AWL FOUR PAWZ. Defntly not so grate wif clawses out! Him lurves to knead to get reddy to be happy an comfy on me lap. Ouchies!
“Bigfoot” XLNT nayme. Must be Hemmingway kitteh.
Sum kitties even suck when doin it! On anythin soff
I noed a kitteh that made lomi-lomi on the lap and woe be to yu if yr shirt had buttins on it, cuz he’d get one in his mouf and suck on it until you had this slobury wet spot in th middle of yr middul. But he wuz soooo happppeeeeee….
like my arm!!!!
Aw, we haf a pikshur of our kitteh named Sammy in a cumfy char suckin on teh corner of a fuzzy pillow dat had a leppard print…it was so cyute…..
I red dat moslee meezers did da suckin, or wool sukin, ur whutever… Nebber saw a kitteh suk, altho I had a fyoo dat wuz da drooooolrz when dey mek biskeez!
Wayl, ya need milk fur biskits, den ya need em…. wif jellee! Nom Nom Nom, want ma homade biskeez…..
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An I wuz tinkin -
Lomi lomi kitteh iz… lomi lomi-ing?
pushypaws!
Yup, we call it pushy