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Dat’s cus it be full of cheezburgers.
KWIT POKIN!!
*POOT*
Ahhhhhhhh
Dat better.
*blort*
now take that to home despot. that’s a new swatch for you, for the carpets.
kitty interior desecators at work
“we’re thinking of doing the walls blort, the floors pleh and the furnishings shed. also, lots of cushions on the floor and all low tables, with heat lamps everywhere – it’s going to be DIVINE”
Mai furnishings ALREDDY dun in “shed”. Noo kitteh littur stikz 2 pawz, so flores nao startin 2 bee “pleh”. Wallz r next, ai tink. NOT WANT “blort” kolor, doe… dat nastee. Mehbee naise teksture insted, vurti.. virti… up and daon linez da widf ov a klaw? Dat wud be artiztik an yooneek.
ROFLMAO, Summer!
liking the texture idea – you should see what my sister’s cats did to her seagrass wall covering. it was a great look – shredded seagrass just to the level they could reach, and scratched drywall underneath. very martha stu ’seaside cottage in wartime’
“seaside cottage in wartime” – ROFL! WIN!
I agree with summer, WIN WIN WIN.
Aww, Melissa – taht’s grate. U maekz maekin very clefur (furst) comment luk so easy! I wuz lukin at taht pikshoor – and NUTHIN waz comin to mind!
I jus got back from teh DR an he pokded all over mah belleh an I wish I cudda pooted on him!!
And fankoo hunee!
‘lissa, I never heard whether the stones went a’rollin out. Maybe not, since you were at the doc. I hope your rocky situation works out and leaves you alone.
Yeah somethin passed last monday at about midnight. I was peelin the wallpaper off the walls I was grippin so hard….
OWIE!
Yes just went for a recheck..and Dr sez no moar sodie pop.
WHATEVER!! No cholestriall no fry food no fast food and now NO SODIE POP?
Oh well… he haddnt takin alkeehol away.
YET!!!
No SODIE POP? Taht’s harsh! Butt wai? I meenz – I knowz sodie pop nawt be in ENY fud grupp cat-egory – butt fur ur condiahun? On teh Happy Side, U can drinkz lotz of yummy tea. Earl Gray be mai favorite!
I dunno. I fink his logic is no caffienes an no sugar. I also been told “dark soda” can cause stones.
But i dwinks diet gingeree ale.
Plz to nawt be tellin.
I likes Earl grey too. And Good ol English Tea, and brand called PG Tipps YUMM!!
Try sum ginger beer. Dats not pop. Veree medicinal, and veree gud.
PG Tipps delicious! Iz what awl mai Indian (frum India) use to maeks their chai. I haz LOTZ in mai freezer – and also use it fur chai.
as long as u can has alkeehol u may not remeberz what else u lost lol
Mommehhhh! He’s tuchin me agin!
No1 on dhiz carpit iz 2 tuch NE1 evr agayne!
Bilol Cosby ref FTW!
…an deze brayn damujed kittehs haf de nurve to luk suprized…
i luvz dis wun!!!
Our station wagon when we were kids ref FTW!
Kittehparints arnt intrestid in justiss. Dey jus wunt kwiet!
I geetet it frawm “NashonLOL Lampoon”.
JESUS CHRIST! DON’T MAKE ME STOP THIS CAR!
…dis bat kontry.
and its a lion.
So much win, i donut know were to start.
ya, iz in a bocks… mebbe in garoj? But I knows I still gots it!
ok, dat gota LOL.
I can has mixed metforks?
iz alwaiz a dainjur, wif mah wakazz brayn
DOANT MAEK MEH COMEZ BACK TEHRE
I thinks we all cums frum teh same litter…….
I wil turn dis intarwebz araond rite nao an EVERYBODEE goez 2 bed wifout pr0n!
Awww, Mawm!!!! We be good, see?!
mai tantric mooves, let me show u them.
bukka-WOW!!
Tenshun? Whut dat? Wy u waek me. . . zzzzzzz.
Kittehs playing games.
Footsie’s complicated when
you both have four foots.
Hai guise, whatchu callz teh kneeding thing that kittehs does? In mah howse we calls it lomi-lomi, after Huwhyin massage tekneek. I knoes peepls what calls it “marching” and “happy feet”.
We callz it “makin’ bizkitz”
Bin callin dat “makin biskets” since I wuz a chile.
I iz a masssaje terapist, but never thot uv callin it lomi-lomi! Gud won!
We calls it that becawse when mah calico was new I was reedin’ James Michener’s Hawaii. In teh book tehy talks abowt teh lomi-lomi. I wud be reedin’ in bed and teh new calico wud come sit on mah belly and kneed mah arm. I wud say “O hai, u comes now to gif me teh lomi-lomi?” She liked when I sed that, becawse “mee” is a frendly sound for kittehs I think.
We allus called it “makin muffins” sted of biskits.
Didn’t yur Maw teech yoo? Yoo neber kneed muffins. Onlee biskitz.
My sister and I used to giggle and say, “Nuffin like a puffin eatin’ a muffin wif stuffin.” Not sure how that got startd. But wuns we startd gigglin, we cdnt stop!
I allus callded it makin biskits.
Or kneedin.
whutever it feels god when teh klawses aint owt.
And teh puurrrrinks
ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz
Feels god?
hmmmmmm
interesting.
U may wel be on to sumthing!
I tink so. Lubbin=God. <3
I like it, 2! Speshly when no acupunkture with it. Nice massage! I no guy who calls it “playin piano.”
alwaze called it kneedin’, onlee lurned ‘makin’ biskits’ az a gwone up.
mai Puck kneads on me bufor sleeps ebree nite.
Is offishully called “milk treading” cuz it’s wut kittns do to press teh milk outta dere mommas. Kittehs do it wen dey’re happy an comfy, or gettin reddy to be happy an comfy.
Wif clawses out, no so grate, ackshully.
I knew it must have sumthin to do with milk! Thanks for the info!
Bigfoot’s gots SEBEN toze per paw, on AWL FOUR PAWZ. Defntly not so grate wif clawses out! Him lurves to knead to get reddy to be happy an comfy on me lap. Ouchies!
“Bigfoot” XLNT nayme. Must be Hemmingway kitteh.
Sum kitties even suck when doin it! On anythin soff
I noed a kitteh that made lomi-lomi on the lap and woe be to yu if yr shirt had buttins on it, cuz he’d get one in his mouf and suck on it until you had this slobury wet spot in th middle of yr middul. But he wuz soooo happppeeeeee….
like my arm!!!!
Aw, we haf a pikshur of our kitteh named Sammy in a cumfy char suckin on teh corner of a fuzzy pillow dat had a leppard print…it was so cyute…..
I red dat moslee meezers did da suckin, or wool sukin, ur whutever… Nebber saw a kitteh suk, altho I had a fyoo dat wuz da drooooolrz when dey mek biskeez!
Wayl, ya need milk fur biskits, den ya need em…. wif jellee! Nom Nom Nom, want ma homade biskeez…..
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An I wuz tinkin –
Lomi lomi kitteh iz… lomi lomi-ing?
pushypaws!
Yup, we call it pushy paws too.
Ize alwaes called it lovey-paws, or when they do it in teh air, starfish-paws, but Ize callin it lomi-lomi furever after. Datz grate!!
we always called it ‘makin muffins’
When kittehs make air biskits we calls it “havin a paw-on.”
TMI?
I likes “starfish-paws”. Sometimes when mah little calico is washing her feets she spreds them way out to cleen between her toeses. Those dainty little paws turn into giant ping-pong paddles!
me calls dat “splay-paws”! I lurve de splay paws n de biskits! even wif de claws (tho prefur wifout) cuz it means dey lurves n trusts youz. big wet spots from sukkin not so great akshuly.
We callz it ‘kitty biskits’ at our howse.
Minnee moonz of LOLing at da chzbrgrs, and dis be my furst comment! Thowt for shur I too strong to b sukd in dis far but now I see I’s wrong.
I haz a fren who alwayz sed the kittys do dat to see how many mealz u make when u diez. Hehe, she also sez it tenderizes you. She haz very morbid sense of de humor!
LOL!!! I tol ma stoopy ex, he axed me wun tiem abowt why duz ma RC kitteh always lik lik hiz hed? I sez, wayl, da lyoms an tygrrrz do dat to get da hide off der prey dinner! He givd me a look!! LOL! stoopee man!
Wer can I get som kitteh massaj terapy? Looksooo nais… an ma bak iz killin me!
We gets kitteh shiatsu in are howse. Gets kitteh walkin’ on the backbone & doon the happyfoots dance. Es most excellent fur goin snoozy!
U ned akupunture type terapy w. massage.
IN hour huose, we cawleded it “kneading” (daddie waz a docter n we wer awl bery sientifik……..n presises wit hour terminology……..ok, mostleys, cept wen he wood pointy out veinz n stuffz in teh fryz chikenz, taht waz nowt so grate, akshually………)
Meh unkles wer biologogists, dey do saim. An pull muscels to mek em moof. Puts yer orf yer foods, I tells ya.
we also jus calleded it kneading, but my receptionist calls it “making dough”.
I also like lomi-lomi now tho.
I tink itz a enurgy blokige in ur cheezburger reejun. Lemme gitz mah kristals.
Nohmmmmmmmmmm
What I would call that kind of kneading is the foreplay to the fight when gray/white kitteh decides DO NOT WANT! reeeeeeeeeeerr fftt ffttt ftttt (fur flies) mreeeeeewwooooooooooooowwww (paw smak)
Love the sound effects. Full of win!
tanks lol
I dun noes…ders a lil yeem in der. Kud be a bip, bam, box tu da cheezburger baxkit. Back feetz goin’ tu.
Is offishully called “milk treading” cuz it’s whut kitns do to purress teh milk outta dere mommas. Kittehs do it wen dey’re happy and comfy, or gettin reddy to be happy an comfy.
Wif teh clawses out, not so grate, ackshully.
(And, no, wordpress, dis not a duplicate comment. Wy u say such a ting?)
OK, wordpress eated my furst comment, den horked it up agin. Sry. :blush:
Wurdpress can has blort on comments screen?
alzo, wen dey duz da “milk treading” dey rubz dere widdel nozez all arownd dat spot… mai preshush Peeky (ober da rainbow bridge) usta do dat in da crook ob mai elbo alla da tyme. iz hao dey markz dat patikalur “teet” az dere ownz. jus sayin
(shove) Brown tabby sez nots tonights, has hedake.
but honee, i gibe u massages for dat. now we do
Deez pikchoor deesteenktly laks lolcatzpeek.
It alzo laks Inglish grammur. “You’re” and “a lot” are more bester.
If not meening to be lolspeek.
See nit, wil pik.
Sorree!!
Nitpikkers unait! *hi5*
Evvybuddy noes it’s UR an ALLOT.
Sheesh.
Which part of NO iz u habin truble wit?
Kitteh Skratcheeng Poast
iz borked. So iz Needeeng Poast.
Tucks Kitteh fillz in
Paws strrrretch an flexx. Nawt
2 hard. T3h beeg Tuckz Kitteh
iz tempurrmentill
Tuckz Kitteh’z Belleh
spreengz bakk. Strypee Kitteh feelz
tenshunn floatz away
Jack.
Okeh, now koff…
bwahahahahahaha!!!!1!
If’n you didn’t have one before…YOU WILL NOW!!!
(Had 2….Did Not Want!…Had ennyways…)
Oh meh bellies
Them cheezburgers iz makin meh bellahz big – need hoover + big plastic bag for quick liposuxion
If massage don work I try ackupunture, mama has not cut my klaws in long time.
Owchie!
Luks lyke Wallenda Kitthehs practeesing nu muvs 2 me….
Fooscha net, we can haz?
Dis me MY rug, u get owf naw or I get u wif da lasurr eiz….. see dem awlreddy warmin up.
r deez reel?
r dose real?
…. an fabulous!!!
if it was spelled right (you’re) it would be cute/funny. i give it a 1 for not spelling right!
KITTY REIKI
Just looking at that picture eases the tension I’m carrying.
hmmm……..da things I could say……
lol
Ooh I feel them kickin! You must be so so excited…
So, uhh, are they mine?
Some of dem are.
iz not tenshun, iz babies! Now gets me pickles and ize cream.
an sardeens, lotz of sardeenz.
‘an put the sardines on top of the butter pecan, and cover it will chopped sweet dills…
(i feel sick…better stop)
Duz u wants a lump uv koal wiv dat?
fur me, it wuz teh cheerios. Ated a box a week . breffast=cheerios, snack= cheerios, lunch, snack, dinner, midnight snack… Affer dotter bornded, cheerios=PLEH! dun no why.
Mah sistur drank so much Grape Hi-C we beleeved her bebeh wud be bornd purpul.
Nevah liked it befor, never sins.
(John wuznt purple, btw. Sort of beij.)
OMGWTF!!!! minez wuz da nehi grapez, but hadda be wif a mooshy (soft, nawt kripsy) sowr dill pickl. wunner if dere beez sumfing abowt craven grapez commun to all mommeez?
Crushed ice with lemon juice…. no sugar. Like a sour icee. Why? I dunno.
Y is u not spaded?
I simply adore your image postings!
My sister sent me a link to this one and a few others and as a student of massage therapy, its absolutely fabulous and I’ll be sure to send it along : D
Keep ‘em comin’!!
Chao.
M & H.
Hu bee teh stinka dat bee gibbin innocent postahs da low votz? I say PLEH too dem postahs.
Muzt have been a troll. Bezt juzt to ignorez tehm and vote everybuddy bak up. Trollz are very peculiar thingz – dun’t know wai sum peepls cant stand to see odder peeplz happy. Tehy is moar to bee pitied tahn scorned.
you r fat. you can haz my ab isolator.
Plz dont mind if i steps on yer ches
Oof-oof-oof–
Danks u. U can nao go bak to bein sane.
My toe siss almost compleet
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