u kan kleen
…when we sez u can kleen!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
U does it den, if ur so klevur!
litterbox iz a mess…. you in trubbls now
“you in trubbls now”
I tawt dis sayd “tribbles”
I was tinkin piles of tribbles …….
I wantz 2 no “Who put dah Tribbliz in teh Kwadrotryttiakaylee?”
kittehs of dah corn. ooer!
I’d like it better if can/kan was spelled the same way both times.
differin kittehs tock differn
i can has orfigrappikul kunsissstensee?
Yeah… I noticed that one too late. Still, they’re cats. You’re lucky they can spell at all-you don’t need to get all picky about consistency!
The litterbox mafia says,
“…if you know what’s good for you, kid, you’ll stay away from this side of the litter box — otherwise, you’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes — which is a tasty place to be, don’t get me wrong, but you still can’t breathe under the sea and dying, even for a tasty piece of fish, is still dying.”
Dis mai dustpan…
U cannot have
Mai parintz kitteh Bella uzed to luvvvvv teh dust pan. Evenshully we had to bai her a personul dustpan to sleep in. She wuz veree happee!
Frunt kitteh: luk mum aye r halpin joo kleen!
Bakk kitteh: Aye r nawt duss bunneh!!! AIEE!!1!
God I love this web site, and I love cats!!
Gud site to lubs iffn joo lubs kittehs!!
Eben iffns ai don post, teh pics n commmins awlways puts smyle on mai fase!
Foar a long time the pics and commints putted a smyle on mah elboze. Then I realized I was doin’ it rong.
Yu gotz a problem wif happy elboze? They gotz rights too.
Well, one has rights.
Teh other gets lefts.
A 5-burgr GROANRR
I is all for teh happy elboze. The problum wuz that becawse mah elboze wuz smyling, their teef wuz expozed and bited other peepls at partees when I rubbed elboze wif them.
It is in the public intrest that mah elboze remain emotionally nootral.
ROFLMAOPIP!!!!! Smile on ur elbows!!!
I has a smiley on my knee, but is frum surjikal skar frum long ago…
So u does liek that old song sez: Let a Smile Be Ur Patella
Perry Como!
Duz ennybudy else hav teh prollems wit the smilies lukin like pensils? Day all squished and flat ‘n stuff. Dinnit no why pepluzs was putting pensinls on deys commints at furst.
nelleelleeneellnnee, wat taht is is a stretcheeee happy fayce…. do you see it naow? it duz luk lik number too pencil. some see teh happy fayce, some see teh #2 pencil. may be difurrence wit IE or windoze vershun, or sumun tekkie lik taht.
Yup…I’z teechuur…definitely #2 pencil
whut pencil???????? awl ai seez iz leeeeetle tinee burgrz……
SK, do you seez abuv, LadyKat say “I has a smiley on my knee……long ago..”
then after her comment du you seez:
A. a little yellow happy face
B. a long yellow number 2 pencil
sum of us can seez A. and sum ov us seez B.
butt somtimez I can seez A in some comment bocks and B in otehrs at teh same time.
so its alos related to teh maker of the happy face as well as how it is bean vieweed.
it can be made lik this
but you may “see” happy face or pencil.
depends on the innertubes and outtertubes bean used.
Iz bizzar, but I getz (A), or els smily stretchez 2 abowt 20 timez az wide az it shood be.
I gets teh 2-ended pencil (not 2 be cormfused wif teh blast-ended skrewt) on IE and teh nice littel smileyface on Mozilla. Dass about rite.
Whut yu has to do, see, is pik up yr monitor and look at it sidewaez kinda skrinchy-eied. Iz an anamorphism puzzul. Well nown artistik tekneek.
(Mine are all stretchy at wurk, but mosely OK at home. I thinked it was cuz they dont want yu to be happee at wurk.)
It musses up foar me awn teh Mycrosawft Sploder at wurk but dey is fyns awn teh Fyrfawx at hoam.
Ooooee Mycrosawft Sploder! Dat B so troo so troo! Myne splodes all d taim! An Ai gotz noo compooter 2!!
Mikkeyzoft splawder 4 teh looz!
Are the avatars nice and square, or are they all stretchy, too? If you are using Internet Explorer, I’m betting that is the problem. I use Firefox for all WordPress sites. You can run both browsers on one computer, heck, you can even run them at the same time. It is a free download, so you might give it a try.
Does anyone have suggestions about the other browsers out there?
hmm. i allas wundrd wut doze pencils ment. i haz da i.e. interweb. my son (a todal geek/guru) saiz dat da mozilla beez da gud. but ai iz tew skaredee kitteh to trai it. mebbe wen son komz tew bizit he halpz hiz pore mama. in da meentym, i jus be happpeez to see da wunnerful kittehs an alla da comintzez. jus sayn.
this is the second time, at least, that you’ve posted this very same generalized comment… *raised eyebrow* are you just trying to get people to click your link? what… ya got viruses or porn on there or somethin’? I’m afraid to click on it at work.
um. wut?
If you look at the posting name of the OP in this thread, you’ll see it’s blue rather than black (presumes standard Internet Explorer settings). This indicates that the poster has supplied some sort of web address that has been hyperlinked to, and Chewly is mistrusting their motives in doing so.
BTW, I really am an IT professional in real life.
OK I swep up teh dust kitteh, whar do I dump it?
this is flat funny!!!!!!!!
where’s my dustpan?
…and since you not bizee…..
GO MAKE US CHEEZBERGER…….EXTRA CHZ !
dustkitteh eez nawt amoozed…
HONEEE! THE DUSTBALLS HAVE UNITED!!!
An they haf 5 pointee endz!
Tin poyntee inds. Dere bes tu of dem.
FUZY MAFF!
iz be da hystry majur, wich mees if i still haf cheks, i haf mony
. . .an dey r revoltin’!
okey by me … back to napping nao
N wye wud joo wants to sweeps up dose luvlee kitteh hare tumbelweeds?? Dey mayks teh flore luk SOOO attt… atter…. pretee!
I gotted brodder in the dusty pan—– naw u takes him out? Did nawt want brodder n first place! Stoopie brodder I tol him he goes on a ride and can comes right bak. Heh heh. (cleans paw)
My hubz calls his brother his *bother*
Goin to see my big bother!
Of course he is a lil bother!
I lol’d at dis one….my bother has new name! thx
U no, just like wen u put bug in dusty pan and took him owtside? You now take stoopie brodder same wai?
Come on, i haz dun teh hard werk 4 u.
kittehs make me to laugh. “Wy thx for new seet! Iz tryz it fur a snoozzzzzzz”
Kitteh do not like
Committin ov a neetness
Swiffer be OK but no noisy vacuum! DO NOT WANT!
I got a better idea, kittehs — howz about I sprayz u wif Swiffer solushun and use u to pick up dust? Iz about time you worked for ur cheezburgerz.
wat iz dis ‘werk’ u speekz of?
srsly, we would help
if we had opposable thumbs
no, rly.
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