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…when we sez u can kleen!

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  1. starling says:

    U does it den, if ur so klevur!

  2. Tekniik says:

    litterbox iz a mess…. you in trubbls now

  3. Genevieve says:

    kittehs of dah corn. ooer!

  4. Michael says:

    I’d like it better if can/kan was spelled the same way both times.

  5. Aiglos says:

    The litterbox mafia says,

    “…if you know what’s good for you, kid, you’ll stay away from this side of the litter box — otherwise, you’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes — which is a tasty place to be, don’t get me wrong, but you still can’t breathe under the sea and dying, even for a tasty piece of fish, is still dying.”

  6. Michelle says:

    Dis mai dustpan…

    U cannot have

  7. mystique says:

    Frunt kitteh: luk mum aye r halpin joo kleen!

    Bakk kitteh: Aye r nawt duss bunneh!!! AIEE!!1!

  8. God I love this web site, and I love cats!!

    • ManfredMom says:

      Gud site to lubs iffn joo lubs kittehs!!
      :)

      Eben iffns ai don post, teh pics n commmins awlways puts smyle on mai fase!

      • Foar a long time the pics and commints putted a smyle on mah elboze. Then I realized I was doin’ it rong.

      • nelleellen says:

        Duz ennybudy else hav teh prollems wit the smilies lukin like pensils? Day all squished and flat ‘n stuff. Dinnit no why pepluzs was putting pensinls on deys commints at furst.

        • sandy weiner says:

          nelleelleeneellnnee, wat taht is is a stretcheeee happy fayce…. do you see it naow? it duz luk lik number too pencil. some see teh happy fayce, some see teh #2 pencil. may be difurrence wit IE or windoze vershun, or sumun tekkie lik taht.

          • profkrakatoa says:

            Yup…I’z teechuur…definitely #2 pencil

            • sarah koester says:

              whut pencil???????? awl ai seez iz leeeeetle tinee burgrz……

            • sandy weiner says:

              SK, do you seez abuv, LadyKat say “I has a smiley on my knee……long ago..”
              then after her comment du you seez:
              A. a little yellow happy face
              B. a long yellow number 2 pencil

              sum of us can seez A. and sum ov us seez B.

              butt somtimez I can seez A in some comment bocks and B in otehrs at teh same time.
              so its alos related to teh maker of the happy face as well as how it is bean vieweed.

              it can be made lik this :) but you may “see” happy face or pencil.

              depends on the innertubes and outtertubes bean used.

            • paws4thot says:

              Iz bizzar, but I getz (A), or els smily stretchez 2 abowt 20 timez az wide az it shood be.

            • doctorcat says:

              I gets teh 2-ended pencil (not 2 be cormfused wif teh blast-ended skrewt) on IE and teh nice littel smileyface on Mozilla. Dass about rite.

            • Duffy says:

              Whut yu has to do, see, is pik up yr monitor and look at it sidewaez kinda skrinchy-eied. Iz an anamorphism puzzul. Well nown artistik tekneek.

              (Mine are all stretchy at wurk, but mosely OK at home. I thinked it was cuz they dont want yu to be happee at wurk.)

        • Cottleston Pie says:

          It musses up foar me awn teh Mycrosawft Sploder at wurk but dey is fyns awn teh Fyrfawx at hoam.

        • D Marie says:

          Are the avatars nice and square, or are they all stretchy, too? If you are using Internet Explorer, I’m betting that is the problem. I use Firefox for all WordPress sites. You can run both browsers on one computer, heck, you can even run them at the same time. It is a free download, so you might give it a try.

          Does anyone have suggestions about the other browsers out there?

          • Jeanie says:

            hmm. i allas wundrd wut doze pencils ment. i haz da i.e. interweb. my son (a todal geek/guru) saiz dat da mozilla beez da gud. but ai iz tew skaredee kitteh to trai it. mebbe wen son komz tew bizit he halpz hiz pore mama. in da meentym, i jus be happpeez to see da wunnerful kittehs an alla da comintzez. jus sayn.

    • chewly says:

      this is the second time, at least, that you’ve posted this very same generalized comment… *raised eyebrow* are you just trying to get people to click your link? what… ya got viruses or porn on there or somethin’? I’m afraid to click on it at work.

      ;-)

      • Jeanie says:

        um. wut?

        • paws4thot says:

          If you look at the posting name of the OP in this thread, you’ll see it’s blue rather than black (presumes standard Internet Explorer settings). This indicates that the poster has supplied some sort of web address that has been hyperlinked to, and Chewly is mistrusting their motives in doing so.
          BTW, I really am an IT professional in real life.

  9. miss foots says:

    OK I swep up teh dust kitteh, whar do I dump it?

  10. leaf says:

    where’s my dustpan?

  11. HUMANSLAVE says:

    …and since you not bizee…..

    GO MAKE US CHEEZBERGER…….EXTRA CHZ !

  12. mystique says:

    dustkitteh eez nawt amoozed…

  13. Teho says:

    HONEEE! THE DUSTBALLS HAVE UNITED!!!

  14. homescribe says:

    okey by me … back to napping nao

  15. ManfredMom says:

    N wye wud joo wants to sweeps up dose luvlee kitteh hare tumbelweeds?? Dey mayks teh flore luk SOOO attt… atter…. pretee!

  16. gayla34 says:

    I gotted brodder in the dusty pan—– naw u takes him out? Did nawt want brodder n first place! Stoopie brodder I tol him he goes on a ride and can comes right bak. Heh heh. (cleans paw)

  17. tallian says:

    Kitteh do not like
    Committin ov a neetness

  18. Teughcats says:

    Swiffer be OK but no noisy vacuum! DO NOT WANT!

  19. Dustbunny says:

    I got a better idea, kittehs — howz about I sprayz u wif Swiffer solushun and use u to pick up dust? Iz about time you worked for ur cheezburgerz.

  20. Duffy says:

    Kleen latur.
    Snorgle now.
    Then noms.
    Then napptime.
    Then play.
    Then snorgle…

    Akshully, why kleen at all?

  21. Melissa says:

    Go ‘hed. Kleen away.

    Soon as u go to bedz we fix it back teh wai we likes it.

  22. Greggish says:

    alt kapshun:

    Airlyne kitteh sayz: Wun moar seet leff in firs klas, u want ryd?

  23. mark day says:

    I can has two scoops of kitteh?

  24. Neil says:

    Dis iz mah dustpahn,
    Ther r mny like it, but dis wun iz myne.
    My dustpahn iz mah bestest frend,
    it iz mah life.
    Ah must fire my dustpahn tru.
    Ah must chute straighter than mah enemee whoz tryin tah kill me.
    Ah must chute him b4 he chutes me.
    Ah willz…

  25. Wayne says:

    We need some Don’t Tayze Me Bro Kitties!!1

  26. bubbyscranky says:

    Kapeesh?

  27. pittypat says:

    Hoke?
    Yes’m.
    Ur mai bessfren.
    No, go on miss daisy.
    [grumble grumble, drivin miss daisy be drivin me uppa wall].

  28. LuvBJones says:

    You can clean if you want to
    You can leave no dust behind
    ‘Cause your cats can’t clean and if they don’t clean well it’s
    ‘Cause they don’t have opposable … D’OH!!!

  29. Eleanor says:

    Interventionz….

    U be hasn 1.

  30. Electrice says:

    Whell, u trei kleening the plase urself adn i loof araund? Zound leik a gewd deel?

  31. ghrelin says:

    We is tryng to make dander n fur carpet fer your bare flores, why you alwayz clean it up?

  32. trtskh says:

    –n we sez not nao
    –mebbe aftar we sleepz
    –lolz, mebbe

  33. catalogical humor says:

    teh kitteh union
    iz litl 2 powaful in dis town

  34. tribble says:

    Why did you take our dustbunnys away?

  35. Cottleston Pie says:

    Kittehs ar mistaykn in dere sumpshun dat I wuz planin tu klene in teh furst playse…

  36. B! says:

    Mebbe kitteh wif swiffer fur! Essep den yoo gotta shayk dem owt or toss dem… not so grayt ackshoolee…

  37. D.R. says:

    Aww Mahm

    We wuz jus playin

  38. Lizzie says:

    Uz kittenz be in charge now!

  39. Emily says:

    OMG, the grey kitten looks EXACTLY like my cat sylvester.



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