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Kitteh u mus b smarter dan me! Ai cuds neber figur its owt!
BMTA First thot.
I didz wun uf dem, tooked meh bout 6 monfs tho
Kitteh, did u just peel off teh stikkerz agin? U no dey gonna fall off!
DAMMITT Second thot!!
I peelded teh stickerz awf.
Dat fing pissed me awf so BAD!!
BMTA once agin.
I’ve still got one. I can’t take the stickers off, though, because it’s a Coca Cola collectible Rubik’s Cube and hence Worth Something. All the stickers are logos for Coke, Diet Coke, Dasani, etc. It’s hopelessly tangled. As usual.
I take dem apart an put dem bak togevver in solvded formashun…wif rite toolz I can solve wun in abowt a minnit!!!
Fingirz? Reeeli; ah cood tak a fool-size coob apart wit jst fingirz.
I din’t *nede* to pele the stikers awf.
(I jus popt teh lil cyoobs aparrt an snapt dem in teh rite wai.)
Hah that’s what I did too!
Das wut *I* dood! Stoopid cyoob wuz smarter dan me, so I broked it and den fixted it so it wuz all better agin.
Me too – Wuns I tooked wun apart and putted it bak togither with two of the edges switched. Then I twisted it up an gave it to mah smart-alik bruther who alluz bragd abowt how fast he coud solve them.
*BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*
dat is evul. I lieks U!
kitty has no opposable thumbs. peel stickers how?
run it froo teh skratchy tung cycle!
is that why the colors are so desaturated?
Not this time; I mean kitty and the furnature look fairly desaturated too.
Kitteh’s tung gots tu bi numb aftar all dat desachuratin.
N how to turn teh skwares? Kitteh musta used mental pwrs of telekineesis!
that’s what I was thinking – like jean grey of the XMEN
CURSE!!! curse his lak ov posable thums.
I is so smart! S-M-R-T!
kitteh gradiated frum MIT in 18 munfs…Minichur Institoot of Tailtwitching.
Genius cat is a genius.
An Iz done evn haz upohzabul thumz!
yez, dat misty fide meh tu.
Iz not so impressiv. Kitteh mustve read dat book.
Aktualy dats pretteh impressiv.
Beets tryin to reed Millyun leetl peecez! *pleh*
Okai, I solved ur puzzel, nao you give meh cheezburger. Deal iz a deal.
Whut kitteh got tu solve to get hiz harblz back?
teh efiks ov stem cell reeserch?
Kitteh dezervz chzburger AND a break today. Lookit serrius fayce! Kitteh needz tyme awff B4 going on 2 solve FTL travel an cookin up teh whirled peas.
OOOO-EERRRZZZ!11!! Kitteh iz da SMRT!
Lyf, teh yooniverz an efryting.
Dam. Dis repli wuz posed tu be unner seward comint abuv…
But wee all knoez dat ansur is 42, rite?
yes, but whut iz teh kweschun?
I doan remember…
Sam said to hold dis for Optimus Prime…for the next movie
(Say what you might, I absolutely got a kick out of this movie…wanna see it again when it hits dvd)
Kerfoo, tho — glu stillz wet
Retro Cat
iz a litl 2 smug about solving old 1980s puzl
yesh, onlee tuk you twenny yeers, kitteh…
Next step – Sudoku!
Teh kube. U solvez it. We came…
Does not want Cenobites kthxbai!
Hellraiser FTW!
is a purrsoot uf happinez kitteh.
Dis took kitteh 12 dais to do.
U still better den me kitteh.
Iz jus a simpul prosess of mattur transkatamuterikaloraishun cawsd bah rubbin it on mah chin an mah floofeh belleh. Yu noe, kitteh fizziks. It molekulurly rearanjes itself. E-Z.
Now whut yu sposd to do wit it? Not nommy, not roll or jingul. Kinda boring, akshully…
Okeh, next I gonna translokat thru dis wall when yr not lookin. kthxbai.
i can has mensa membership?
Rubik’s Kitteh is
spatial genius, but still can’t
work can opener.
Makanikal n spyshul jeenyes r frum diffrints parts ob brayn! Soo mayks sens u hab won n not teh uddr!
I lyks Kick’ LoL-kus!
smart kitten
kitteh can solves teh rubiks cube. iz dangerus turn of events for humans.
kitteh coup now imminent.
In the other news,
dolphins are evolving thumbs.
Humans say “Oh, crap.”
Your comment makes me think of a fark(dot)com entry from a while back: ” Dolphin, looking for street cred, bites boy on the leg”
I, for one, welkon R furi ovrlords
Iz surr3nder 2 a world run by kittehs. Pl3nty of comfy chairz 2 sleep on, lotz of sunni spotz 2 sleep in, birdz flyin by windowz 4 amusemnt, lotz of cheezburgers to nom, nom, & som3one 2 rub mai belly when Iz want.
Do Want!!! Iz relavunt 2 mai intersts! Startt Kitteh Revolushun rite NEOW!!!!!
Wair I sine up?
wud b fluffiest revolushin ever. Kittehs not bombs!
I watchd kittuns makin revolushuns before – they ushully got dizzee and fell ovur.
yeh, dey juss wanna save teh whirl.
lolz, taek taht, michel gondry!
wat is tis an wy didya put it in mah paws?
oh
iz you gonna tak one of tem silleh lolcat pics agin?
wel, ok, but jus tis onse
In Soviet Russia, Rubik’s Cube solves YOU!
u solvz it urselfs, stoopy hoomin!
nao if u has cheezburger puzzl, i solvz dat foar u. kthxbai
I had a purramid shaype puzzl dat I cud solve reelee fast an eezee… But cuddent never solve da cube essep to tayk apart an put bak togevver in rite way…
4 sidez good, 6 sydez baaad….
I bawt u a puzl…
but i beeted it
Purrsuwt of Happyness kitteh is impressn teh CEO.
Akchully, I fink kittehs face say: Why u put dis skware fingy nex to me?… doez nt has flvr, n der no katnip inside. Plz replase wif somefin moor to my amewsment kthx.
Dis is not relvent to my intrezts. Stoopy skware fingy… Stoopy hooman!
Bringz me toonah puzzel – I makes it disa… dees… vanish in sekundz!
See, I’z NOT kolorblinde.
I iz fellinz this blog
Tiz laughing!
Like a big laugh thing
An stuff!!
Kitteh sawlvz Roobikk’z
Kewb. Dylitheeum Krystilz
arz nexx awn him’z list
Kitteh awllreddee
maydz lo-yeeldz pulse Layzurr 2
cookz t3h Gold Fishee
Roobikk’z Kewb shoodz
B lyke Krakkurr Jakkz. Needz kewl
seekritt pryze insyde
Jack.
Akshully, Jack, teh inside duz luk liek a big jak. Like the kind for playin with a bouncy ball. Dat wud be good Crackajax prize, aksept youd haff to collekt sevural.
Or elts play “Onesies” onlee.
Intent cat
coulld care less
Okey nao can plays chess?
Stoopy humin. All u had to du wuz U R’ U’ R U R’ U’ R. Duh.
Much luv tu anwunz wut noes rubix notashun.
i knoz ruix notashun! an can solv in ~1 minnut
dat iz smrt kitteh. Leik rlllyyyyy smrt kitteh.
ketteh saiz U R U’ R’ U’ F’ U F.
I can solvez kube. In les than minute.
I solfes puhzel, but I getz no Hellrazer?
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Freakishly intelligent cat is… actually quite well-rounded.
I mean… freakishly intelligent.
I’m in ur rubix cube
doing ur F2Lz