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First!
no one cares.
or, OMGWTFBBQ!11! U R teh SuxxorS! PWNED, JOPKE
Oh, now . . .rn’t we being a liddle hard awn the fursteez? To be shur, juzt shouting “furst” is a liddle lame, but it IS an undenyablee exciting moment during witch awl reesonable thot frekwentlee fleez teh brayn. And also, sum of the peeps are noo, and dunt know taht it’s “nawt dun.”
dey needs tu lern.
the hard wai wif much angst? lol
Du yu meashurs angst in angstroms? They is teenee.
(‘Sides on this site, tu offen yu thinks yu is furst and yu is NOT, by a few sekunds. Then yu luks rilly stoopid. Much bettur to maek reel comment on pic, then if yu is furst, go bak an reply yurself with a happidanse poste.)
(or jus sits bak qwiyetlee an feel smug, bcuz is bludy obveeyus.)
Is very troo – dey needs tu llern. Butt Teho, cudn’t we juzt put u in charge of teh fursteez? We cud reserve the furst reply of the furst comment speshul fur u, and u cud delifur a gentle, butt stern leckshur awn teh reqwired ettikett.
i wuds sez ok, buts i alredy can duz dis somwher els. (my own wai.)
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/09/welcome-to-cute.html#comment-83450381
Of corse, I went there at wunz (iz also a bukmark of mine) – and had to luk at teh baby rat nibblin on hiz OMG SOOOOOOO cute little pink toesez. TAHT is wun “hed ’splodin – ah’m ded” pikshur!
I jus craked up 4Janet….. you SURE u not from Austria?
Teho — I looked at what u pointed at — but I no get it…..u want threesome????
i wuz poyntin to teh COMENTZ silleh. not the girlys wif teh beeglpup.
of corss, if u cans be Morena Baccarin IRL, i wil hafsta tok to me schmoop bowt teh idea.
janet yuz so good at dis – inna bad mood cuza worky ting I gotta do (witta cwabby boss tday too) but yu maks me feel better- kthxzbai
Well Teho– I not bez Morena Baccarin IRL — but don’t stop dreamin big!
)
Furst rool of First Club: Donut talkz about beings teh first.
An I thot uz wuz teh nice peeps.
Bein pwned on FURST POST. I iz langtiem readr n luvr of lolcats, vizits 5 tiems a day, readz all ur commentses, finks uz iz friendly. Sry, my mistaek. 
Pleh.
Awwwwwww Xeres — and here we thought u could take a joke!
) Hang in dare! It is no worries!
Plz donut bes teh pleh, Xerxes. I was as much yanking the chanes of first-plehers as of the firsters. Most peeples here is teh frendly. Some just has idyosink– ideeosyn — is a little weerd about certain things.
I givz u 5 reperatory burgerz. U wantz repratory frys to go wif that?
No, no Xeres. Please do nawt go away. U r certainly nawt the furst to get “ping”eded fur sayin “furst” when u getz teh furst. We IZ nice peeps, and we IZ frendleh – juzt – sumtiems – getz carried away, purrhapz. Anyway, if u’ve been reeding awl this tiem, tehn u must know taht u are us, so to speek. I meen, we ARE ur kind of peepl and u belong heer. So stay – pleez.
PS (is nawt reely allowed to say “second” or “third” either. Tho sumwun sayed “lebenty-leben” nawt too lawng ago with no censhure at awl)
Don let tis wun sperence leevez a bad tastes in ur mouf!!!!!!!!!
(OK wuz reeeeeellly bad pun, but culdnt halp it). Dis site so funny, n any frens of kittehs mus be good hoomans, but unlike teh kittehs is not puuurrrfekt. OK i stop nowz.
I tinks U katchez uz oan baaad dai. K?
Xeres — jus a smal ajus’ment, is all. den u is can be goldin. is veri eezy. u cans be furst if u is furst. buts coment shud be a reel coment, an nots dis garbij:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU
reely is not so much tu aks.
Kittehs ebrehware wunts to lib atJanetCanHas4Kittehz’howz coz she be so sweet and unnerstandin, but sadlee no wun can has ALL da kittehs in da wurld….some of us wishes we cud.
How many kittehs JanetHas4Kettehz haz? Not 4? Axtullee, wun shuld alwayz has a don’t azk, don’t tellz policee fur teh protekshun of awl concurned…nebermind.
kthxbai
Furry nuff, but dehy haz 2 lern. Plus, it getz wairin sometimez, an awl I did wus giv 1 brgr.
I diddunt gib ENNY brgr. Cuz I iz krewl.
gobai krewl whirld! so much for whirlled peas
Well, there! Everything is now crystal clear. (starling, u maed me laff so much I had to go get a glas of water)
Is GUUUUD to be krewl to teh poor, unforchunate nooBz – becuz it reely duzn’t hurt enywun (much), and taht wai we getz it awt of our systemz. HA HA!! NO burger for YOU! And tehn we feel gud again! Soundz “win/win” to mee!
well, i theenk I waz rong. It seemz we do (nawt meenin to, ov corse) hurtz sum ov teh feelins. Iz a conundrum. Whut to do?
I think mos ppl on site is v, v nice…. n think is bettr if u not like post to not give ny cheezbrgr – like starling hoo keeps all cheezburger to self – tan to jus giv wun. It can hurt feelinz wen ur post is ranky bad. But site is fur hyoomr…not to worryz.
I mus admitz, tho, wen I see sumuns post ranky low, n teh didnut mean nyfing wrong, i gives it xtra cheezbrgs. Cuz I noes tat I has writ enuf ridikerous posts n teh overs uzually be kind to me n so i pass it onz.
I seez no grgrs, I tinkz no1 reeds yet, or no1 cairz. I sees lotz ov 1 brgr ratinz, I noez peeps reeds and sez “DOEZ NOT WANTZ”.
izzit CATURDAYS yet???//
…pleh
MAJOR PLEH, REPORTING FOR DOODY
Dis da axakt oppozit ov da cheezkayk I did eetid yezturdae.
It had flayvur, and it wuz tayztee. NOM NOM NOM!!!
Da cheezkayk, it goez down wae too eezy.
Hoorae foar Elfinuggit, IT AR MY BIRFDAE!!! YAE!! An I beez 29 yarz owld. An I has had 5 lawng minnitz ov znuggly frum teh Kismet kitti, awl-nite ov znuggly frum Serenity who lyk to zleep on my yed and poke hur kold noze on my cheek awl nite… and my Bastien boi him mak shur I wuz tukd in lazt nite awl znuggly. Him an Serenity, dem change teh gard at abowt 3 AM.
Den mai kitiz, dey nokkd down teh zkreen in vrunt ov da fyrplayz, dat wuz fun. Den brawt moozys to mumma in bed… kuz mumma fergottid to wayk up at 4 AM to mayk brekfizt, zo kittiz muzt enturtayn demselfz sumhowe.
Den der wuz da myowd reel lowd at mummaz frenz who zpent da nyte, wtf dey klozd da gezt-ruum dore? hallo!! KITIZ MUZT INVEZTIGAYT!! OPIN DIZ DORE!
… but den mumma waykd up and maykd da guushifuud kom owt of kan. An’ der wuz kawffee. Yae.
Todae, I gotz a tezt in teh Anatamie Klazz. I beez lyk NOOOO BUT IT AR MY BIRFDAE!! but noez, I gotz tezt enniewae. An I gotz to zit froo da klazz abowt Nootrishuz. Whish iz a dum klazz. An’ it maek me feelz bad abowt dat cheezkayk. Whyfoar iz nootrishis klazz a okahoma rakwyrmint? Whut. EVAR. Iz a tewtul dum klazz.
Oh welz.
It ar mye birfdae.
Yayz.
hapee birfdaze elfinugget!!!
mai kittehs myowz fur uze! An goo luk on da ana…any….boddy partz clahs.
Happy burthdae EN! Selubrated wif teh kitteh-luv, dats teh best. I has had 29th burthdae too. I has had 29th burthdae 23 taims…still fun!
Hippy Barfdae, elfinugget! Me and mai kittehs send much goood wisshes to yew!
Mehnee hapee riturnz uv teh dey frum felo cheezkayk fan.
Hap’ Berfdey!
hippo birdies two ewes!
iz has 29 birdies a few tymes too…
Woo! Happy Birfday, elfie! Sownds lyk ur kittehs maed it extra speshul wif dere luvly mowsie. How…thotful? Purrhaps dey wuz waeking ur frens up to halp dem wrap it foar u?
Gud luk on yore test todae–is impoartant to lerns abowt Notrishun so u can noe allllll abowt gushifud for teh kittehs.
Happy burfday!
Mmmm…cheezkayk. Nom nom nom. I has a cheezkayk recipe from my German granma, but de measurements & tempachur is metric and besidez dat, she write recipe in berry old style scrip dat dey usez waay back den…I fink iz Gothic style or sumfing. Anyway, cannot read it! Feh
Dat not be helpful at awl! I wuz typeng in sum old fambly resipees resentlee so we culd maek a kukbuk, and dey has teh weerdest instrukshuns:
“Baek in rathur fast ovun.”
Whut?! I dunno whut dat meen.
Must be an ooooold recipe! That is an oven “temperature” from wood oven days. The chart at the bottom of this page has a conversion table; “fast” = “hot” and of course it’s very approximate.
http://www.cookingforengineers.com/article/134/Oven-Temperatures
Pls scuse my speech impediment.
I am afflicted with my-mother-was-a-grammer-nazi disease.
My grandma hads da measurement like dis…3 handfuls of flour. How much is dat?? No can figures out the liddle bits of dis and liddle bits of dat resipees in da grandma handwritins eider.
I tink a bery fastest oben meens ………a hwot oben…….dey offen didnt hab obenz wit termo……threw…..toru……uh dials….sew a fastest oben wood be 1 dat wood cookie fast????so hadda be hotest????? maibee bout 450ish????
oooh, jest recheked hwut u sayz, “rathur fast oben” mightest mor be lik 425 oar so….I tink
Taht’s what mai 91 year old Mom says.
Dat be veree informitv. Tank u, SarahK!
Or wood B 220 in reel monee.
I cn jst bowt reed Gthic & Jerman, bt cnt tink hou 2 getz recipe frm U 2 me.
Gotz skannurz? Den skanz and emaylz. Probblum solveded.
I left recipe wif a friend in Germany, she say in her spare time she try to figger out whut it say. I say nebbermin, just bake me cheezkayk and FedEx it to me!
Happee Brifdae Elfi!!
R U a Browncote 2?
Happitail birfday, Elfi! Hope you NOMs sum moar kakes tonite!
I iz not 41. I is 29, with 12 years’ eckspeerieunce.
Guid wai 2 put it! Wich maeks me 29, wit 16yrs eggsperiunce.
bak a loooooong tim ago, (lowng bout teh dawn ob tim) wen I waz a subbie teecher, teh kidz awlays want 2 now……ho oldest am ai???? so ai wood tell dem……ai waz 20-17, n dey wood luuk at me lik ai waz crazee.
(dey waz rite o’ corse, but dat anudder storiez !!!!!)
I’ze 29 wit 15 yeerz ov expeeriunce, then. But lotza tymes, wen sumwun ask hao old I iz, I tellz ‘em “I’ze 43 goin’ awn 25.”
Den dey luks at meez awl funneh-like. I dunnoze wai? Doo yoo s’poze itz da kitteh-speek?
I haz just selibrated sa 17teenf anniversay of my 29 birfday myself……
Dehy jst not understandz daht grooing old iz compulshory, grooing up iznt!!
Ohhhh. I tawt Ize spozed to start repeetin at 39. I can has 29? Kewl!!!!
Mai frend does not has a birfdae partee ebry yeer–she has a 29 Bday Anniberserry Partee. Dis yeer wuz her 2nd anniberserry of beeng 29.
UR frend iz a youngling; chek abov.
hapeee birfdai elfinugget! mmmm, cheesecake.
mousies on teh bed at night, not so grate akshully. But wut else kitties ’sposed to git you furr yur birfday?
gud luk on test.
And I joyne in with teh birthday feliciatashuns. May you have menee, menee moar. 29 iz a grate age. Hope you enjoy awl of it!
oh boyz, JCAK iz sooooooo rite, 29 iz 1 ob teh bestest ob awl teh agez to be……..ejoi !!! happily birfdai to u !!!
Thank you both!! LOL my friend totally thought I was really 31… I’ve just been saying in common conversation that I’m “30″ rather than say I’m 28-almost-29 and have everyone say ooohhh almost 30… I’ve just been saying I’m 30….
so when my friend asked how old, I said 29, she said “oh, so… 31, huh??”
NO… really just 29.
Me, I has twenty-sumefin yr old son, so I careful to say true age, can’t be havin peepl tink I had mai son wen I wuz 6!
Happi Birfdai Elfi!
See mah birdee on mah avatar fingee?
Him sing teh birfdai song for u!
Hapee birfdai Elfi!!!
I read in people magazine that Alex the African Grey died at age 31.
Dat is teh varee sad.
–E
Yah, he wuz da kewlest smrtiest grey burd evar!!! I cry when I herd he went ober brij…..
Happee BDAY Elfie an gud luk in yer Nastymeez test! (Ben dere. Dun dat.)
Happee Birfdae!!! An’ gud luk on dat stoopy test. Dare awta be a law agenzt maykin’ sumbuddy tayk a test awn dare birfdae.
Oh, an’ NEBER FEEL GILTY ABOWT CHEEZCAKE!
Yeah! Becuz nuffink u eet for ur burfday haz calories. Iz a rul.
Hapi birfday, elfnugget! It were mai birfday on da sebenth and I were 29 too! Septembar FTW!
Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.
Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes.
Hippo, Birrrrrrdie, Dear Elfinnnnnnnnugget…
Hippo, Birdie, Two Ewes!
Sandra Boynton – FTW!!
Thank you all so much!!!
I tuukd my nattermee tezt, it wuz hard but nawt TOO hard, I knowz, sad, I no gittid a 100% but I pritty shur I gottid a A. I varee hoapfulz. I figgord owt sum kwezhtins by reeding othur kweshtins, I hoap dat not a bad fing…
I gottid at leezt a B in anee kayz.
Mai kitiz wer awl lik, what u meen, nattermee?? ONOES we kno whut dey do wif kitiz in dat klazz ….
An I say I sry kittiez I sry I nawt do dat, ok? I nawt. Poor kitiz.
Mai kitiz = win, I does nawt tayk dem to nattermee klazz.
Fankfully mowzy-in-bed wuz stuffd rattle-mowsy. Not reel mowzy. *whoo* Kismet also left a hair-tie in my shoo, dat wuz varee nys of hur.
Last nite I had to buy kiti littur, so my frenz an me awl went to da PetZmart. Dey has kennelz of kitiz for dopshin, an’ awl da kitiz wuz sleepin an’ ignorin teh pepulz.
I wuz lyk… omg, pore kitiz, dey needz fun. I bottid 10 fur-rattle-mowzys and a bag of lyk 15 little leathur-rattle-mowzys….
I went in an’ gived evry kiti a mowzy or 2… EVRYWUN wokd up an’ wuz lyk… dat a mowzy? oh FANKOO, fankoo…. My frenz were lyk … dis da funnest fing EVUR, omg, deez kitiz dey needed mowzytoyz!!
Most kitis biteybited der mowzys or kik-kik-kik-frow der mowzys, wun kiti puttid her mowzy in her beddy an den went bak to zleep UNDUR her beddy… Lucky mowzy got da whole beddy to itzelf…. othur kiti just took mowzy and sat on it… givd me dis luk lyk “whut? I has no mowzy!!” lol All da kitiz luvd, ’speshully da kittunz dey had. Dat wuz gud birfdae prezint too.
Enniewae… fankoo awl. I chex bak laytur.
–Elfi
Awwwwh, dat is a luvly storee. Birfdae prezints for teh kittehs!
How kute dat wun kitteh hoo putted her mowzy to bed!
Mai nattermee klas had teh opshun of kitteh, but I sez NO, I do teh liddel piggie. Let mai lab pardnur do most of it akshually. Ick.
Wut a phun tyme at teh stor! Awl teh liddel kittehs got to pawrty wif yoo!
Elfie – you have just demonstrated fur awl ov us teh “Miracle of Giving.” Teh very bezt thing u cud do awn ur birthday, I think. Maekin otherz happy. Makein poor little homeless kittehz happy specially nize. Iz liek in “Little Women,” wehn Marmie makez teh girlz taek awl their Christmas presentz to the poor family with nothing. “By their deedz shall ye know tehm,” and I thinkz we awl knowz u now, Elfie! Three cheerz fur teh Burthday Gurl!
(and don’t miss Jack’s poem near the bottom!)
Amen!
Happy Birfday too U Happy Birfday too U Happy Birfday dear Elfie Happy Birfday toooo UUUUUU! Srsly! U hab good heart. We needz mor like U in teh world.
awww *sniflesniffle*wwwaaahhhh
yu shud hav berry manee moar birdies – dis crazee wurld is lukky 2has ppl lyk yu.
*sniff*
Dat is teh sweetes thing Ize evur hurd and gud for yu!!! Maek kittehs happee an maek teh watchin peeps happy!! Iz gud brthday tradishn thing to start all ovur!!
If onlee we cud takt them ALL home…
Happy Birfday, Elfi! U didz verry gud deed foar teh kittehs. I dint know they aloud that at PetSmartz. Mabye I will does that on mah birfday!
well you can go in and see them and stick your fingers through the bars of the kennels…. so … why not mousies? everyone was happy.
It was really sweet. 
A lady yelled at me one time at PetKo for petting a dopshun kitteh wifout being sterilized first. I offered to show her mah hysterectomy scar but some peepls has no sense of hyoomer.
*snork*
Tink dis greatest ting eber – should make dis ICHC twadishun – I noes I gonna do dis on my burfday fom noaone….I gonna be the 51s so tink 1 toy fur 1 year K?
mee, too. But I dunt think i haz enuf monniez to get u toy fur 1 year! I cud pretend to be 29?
ooo, wut a grate birfday storee!!! wen I turnd 29, mah hubby taykt me tu see Def Leppard dat wuz a fun tyme. Den, wen I turnd 30, mah hubby taykt me tu see Def Leppard agen…wut r d oddz uv mah favrit band bein in d saym playse 2 yeerz inna ro, on MAH BIRFDAY?!?OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?????!!!!? ok im dun nao…ennyway, mah nattermee klass, we havd reel peeplz. no katz, no pigz, reel peeplz dat sed o hai, im dun wif mah bodee nao, yu ken yuze it fr teechin kthxbai! wuz reel edjumakashunul. also teh pleh!
WTF wuz I tawkin abowt? o yeah, happee birfday!
{{{{Elfi}}}}
Happy birfday, Elf! U in Okiehoma, too?
vary heppee birfdeigh tew yew!! n jus fyi, ENY kinda cayke eeten on ur birfda duz not contayn no celeries. calvarees. killereez. oh pooh… it wont maykz u da fatz!
Happy, happy, happy birfday!!!! Yeyz to u!! Sry bout ur tezt… teh teecherz cn be so ridicerous, shuld be givin u day offs. Techers r like parents, tey nvr understandz.
bad ayz day, playdz wov yestedayz dont laf plz kthxbai
Onlee wun man wuld DARE giv me da raspberry!
LONESTAR!!!
Spaceballs FTW!!
No sir I didn’t see you playing with your dolls sir….
Dat muuvie is full of win and awsum!11!
I liekd Dafnee Zooneega in it:
“He shawt MA HAYR!!!!” PEWPEWPEWKPEWPEW!!!!
ppppleeeeeeeeehhhhh!!
nannny nanny boo boo
sarcastic kitteh is sarcastic
i lukd lyke dis las nite wen i had to tayk medusin – ukkee!
hoppy birdy, btw!
blurg, i haz code, swiggin da nikwil…. still cant sweep….coff coff snarffle…
day 3 on da cowch so hubbee can sweep. Do Nawt Want…
But den sik hubbee wood be bad too…, an den I in bedrum an he on cowch…. sigh.
kitteh, youse look like ur eye is about to twitch. poor kitteh.
Whoo
Need a toofbrush
Dis iz funez
Kitteh offurz U a razberree insted…
An sez “I tayst turribull, gimme warsh baff!”
Dis was LOLimous eben b4 I sawz teh bottom of teh page. Teh kitteh pleh tung sez it all.
P.S. Happy birfday, elfi. Nao u can stay 29 4ever, liek me.
LOL, I rememmmer da yeer ma drinkin birfdai cood vote, an ma votin birfdai cood drynk! LOL!
But nao I uz ansur to Lyfe, Yoonibrrrs n Evreeting!
Ha! I celebrates like that, too, B. This year mah 29rd birfday will be able to vote!
Mine can haz $3X. dehn at leest 1 ov us will get zome!
ah trys likkin mahsef, an it wernt so grate, akshully
wachoo lukkin at?
Kitteh has one word
for the human’s offering.
And the word is “pleh”.
The expression on the cat’s face is so clear, the “and it was bad” part wasn’t even necessary.
Dis hao I luk ebree moarning til I has mah coffeh.
Kitteh took tung-baff and forgots to put tung away.
why you noe stopded me fwom eatin dat shtinky bug? (mebe if moar gushifud rounds here……)
Wut u meen u tried to stop me and i eated it annyway?
dat’s not how I ‘members it!!!1!!
I not has thums, so I raytes dis cat fud WUN TUNG OWT.
Dis Choowing Gum haz teh flavr of arse. Do. Not. Want.
lolz! Kitteh, I DO NOT WANT eether! Pleh!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. First time I’ve been tempted to comment, but low as it may have been, that made me snort rice.
I finks dis kitteh wuz eatin my xwifes cooking.
well capt if I wuz ur x wife I woud throws ur food overboard n tell u go fish!
)
which is xactly wot she did too gayla – good fing is fishes is goods to eat.
LOLZ well u n ur fishies will be beryy hapy together den
(My better half is a captain on a fishing boat….so I findz this particuallry phunny)
Sum peepilz R bad kookz. Iz a fact.
my kitteh Darryn always sits wif tounge lolling out– I tells her to put dat ting away— she no listen to me thouh. Woner if she part googie? Thes concerns me.
Mah marmalayd kitteh Bekka stiks her tung owt when shes rilly rilly happee – when Im givin her a tummeerub an shes rilly relacksed, her pinky tung starts to show, so kyoot!!!
Then she drools. *sigh*
hates the drooly! ugh!
Next pet I get I ask 4 da dryer version.
I used to have a kitty like that. His name was Mikey. He died. Now I miss the drool. It’s a Pavlovian response to the pleasure of your touch. Be greatful.
I alwayz wunnerd bowt sum uv ma kittehs…. wunz I seen wif der mummeez…. Ma Melly kitteh wuz always number wun kitteh, huggy under mommee kittehs chin. Den when we taked her home, she liek to sweep on our chest, neer our faces too.
An de ovver dimaniks were amayzeeng.
I had dubble bed an 3 kittehs. RC firstest, she allwayz sleep above or on pillow, she kween. Wilem ma buddy, an secund kitteh, an Longcat(tm). He sleep eever on ma chest, or streeeeeetched owt nex to me. Roscoe last kitteh, yungist. He sleep at feet, waytin fur da bedmyce, but sumtiemz wood stand on ma chest if wuz tiem fur feedins! Or wood sweep in hiz alternat dimenshun….
Willem mite hav droolded wunce or twice. I nebber had N E real droolerz in 30 yeerz uv kittehs…. so far!
Yes. I, too, wunner abawt teh sleepy plaices awn teh bed. How tehy decide? Sumtiemz, if rong kitteh in sumwon else’z plaice, right kittheh will chase rong kitteh away. Or right kitteh juzt goez away and cumz bak later.
Hope ur cold iz better soon. Muzt be cold tiem. I has wun, too – which iz odd, as I rarleh is sick. Maybee I break out teh nquil too!
Teeter – sry about Mikey. *sniff* (Iz nawt cold sniff – is sad sniff fur Mikey)
I am grateful Teeter rly! Sorry for ur loss RIP Mikey.
It hadd a flavur, & te flavur it wuz pleh.
dis 1 be bestest verson ob teh “porper” kitteh tawlk…….
FTW !!!!!!!
pnut buttrz….
I will be here all dai likkin….
Aoo oo ah heht ‘iss ngasseeh hlahor ohh naah thung? sthpt sthpt sthpt
I tink I has been on dis site 2 long. I akshually unnerstood dis…
me 2 monique, me 2…
Kitteh smellz summfing
straynj awn t3h Floar. Duz a tayst
tesst… Bad deesisshun
Wurse tahn dat nasstee
Fishee Boal wattur. Kitteh
luukz 4 Krunchee fude
No canz fynd mowssee
4 Ellfee’s birffday. Willz seeng
“Happee Birffday!”, instead
Jack.
Jack – u bee wun of a kind! Taht’s the Bestestest birthday prezunt Ellfee cud have!
Ebry flavr jeelybeenz is teh pleh.
Foun wek-ol cheezburger unner stove. All green but smelt inchestin. Plech!!!
Flehmen – UR doin it rong!
B! Whut is dis “flehmen” ov which u speek?
Kittehs has teh extra smeller on teh roof of of teh mouf. When then smell sumfin veree interesting they open teh mowf hafway, wrinkul ther nozez, an breethe in fru teh mowth to capshur all teh smell. They do it a lot when they smell stranje katz.
Mah ol boyfren called it “teh dopeycat fase” becuz it looks silleh. Lyonz an tygurs do it tu. Theyz sniffin out eech uthers terry – tertit – tertor – spase.
Cute! =^.^=
[...] dis flavr nawt so gr8. [...]
Gizmo cat may get face stuck like that forever
Yeah well i didnt c zo wut de pic boutd?