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…and it was bad
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
First!
no one cares.
or, OMGWTFBBQ!11! U R teh SuxxorS! PWNED, JOPKE
Oh, now . . .rn’t we being a liddle hard awn the fursteez? To be shur, juzt shouting “furst” is a liddle lame, but it IS an undenyablee exciting moment during witch awl reesonable thot frekwentlee fleez teh brayn. And also, sum of the peeps are noo, and dunt know taht it’s “nawt dun.”
dey needs tu lern.
the hard wai wif much angst? lol
Du yu meashurs angst in angstroms? They is teenee.
(’Sides on this site, tu offen yu thinks yu is furst and yu is NOT, by a few sekunds. Then yu luks rilly stoopid. Much bettur to maek reel comment on pic, then if yu is furst, go bak an reply yurself with a happidanse poste.)
(or jus sits bak qwiyetlee an feel smug, bcuz is bludy obveeyus.)
Is very troo - dey needs tu llern. Butt Teho, cudn’t we juzt put u in charge of teh fursteez? We cud reserve the furst reply of the furst comment speshul fur u, and u cud delifur a gentle, butt stern leckshur awn teh reqwired ettikett.
i wuds sez ok, buts i alredy can duz dis somwher els. (my own wai.)
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/09/welcome-to-cute.html#comment-83450381
Of corse, I went there at wunz (iz also a bukmark of mine) - and had to luk at teh baby rat nibblin on hiz OMG SOOOOOOO cute little pink toesez. TAHT is wun “hed ’splodin - ah’m ded” pikshur!
I jus craked up 4Janet….. you SURE u not from Austria?
Teho — I looked at what u pointed at — but I no get it…..u want threesome????
i wuz poyntin to teh COMENTZ silleh. not the girlys wif teh beeglpup.
of corss, if u cans be Morena Baccarin IRL, i wil hafsta tok to me schmoop bowt teh idea.
janet yuz so good at dis - inna bad mood cuza worky ting I gotta do (witta cwabby boss tday too) but yu maks me feel better- kthxzbai
Well Teho– I not bez Morena Baccarin IRL — but don’t stop dreamin big! :D)
Furst rool of First Club: Donut talkz about beings teh first.
An I thot uz wuz teh nice peeps.
Bein pwned on FURST POST. I iz langtiem readr n luvr of lolcats, vizits 5 tiems a day, readz all ur commentses, finks uz iz friendly. Sry, my mistaek. 
Pleh.
Awwwwwww Xeres — and here we thought u could take a joke! :D) Hang in dare! It is no worries!
Plz donut bes teh pleh, Xerxes. I was as much yanking the chanes of first-plehers as of the firsters. Most peeples here is teh frendly. Some just has idyosink– ideeosyn — is a little weerd about certain things.
I givz u 5 reperatory burgerz. U wantz repratory frys to go wif that?
No, no Xeres. Please do nawt go away. U r certainly nawt the furst to get “ping”eded fur sayin “furst” when u getz teh furst. We IZ nice peeps, and we IZ frendleh - juzt - sumtiems - getz carried away, purrhapz. Anyway, if u’ve been reeding awl this tiem, tehn u must know taht u are us, so to speek. I meen, we ARE ur kind of peepl and u belong heer. So stay - pleez.
PS (is nawt reely allowed to say “second” or “third” either. Tho sumwun sayed “lebenty-leben” nawt too lawng ago with no censhure at awl)
Don let tis wun sperence leevez a bad tastes in ur mouf!!!!!!!!!
(OK wuz reeeeeellly bad pun, but culdnt halp it). Dis site so funny, n any frens of kittehs mus be good hoomans, but unlike teh kittehs is not puuurrrfekt. OK i stop nowz.
I tinks U katchez uz oan baaad dai. K?
Xeres — jus a smal ajus’ment, is all. den u is can be goldin. is veri eezy. u cans be furst if u is furst. buts coment shud be a reel coment, an nots dis garbij:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU
reely is not so much tu aks.
Kittehs ebrehware wunts to lib atJanetCanHas4Kittehz’howz coz she be so sweet and unnerstandin, but sadlee no wun can has ALL da kittehs in da wurld….some of us wishes we cud.
How many kittehs JanetHas4Kettehz haz? Not 4? Axtullee, wun shuld alwayz has a don’t azk, don’t tellz policee fur teh protekshun of awl concurned…nebermind.
kthxbai
Furry nuff, but dehy haz 2 lern. Plus, it getz wairin sometimez, an awl I did wus giv 1 brgr.
I diddunt gib ENNY brgr. Cuz I iz krewl.
gobai krewl whirld! so much for whirlled peas
Well, there! Everything is now crystal clear. (starling, u maed me laff so much I had to go get a glas of water)
Is GUUUUD to be krewl to teh poor, unforchunate nooBz - becuz it reely duzn’t hurt enywun (much), and taht wai we getz it awt of our systemz. HA HA!! NO burger for YOU! And tehn we feel gud again! Soundz “win/win” to mee!
well, i theenk I waz rong. It seemz we do (nawt meenin to, ov corse) hurtz sum ov teh feelins. Iz a conundrum. Whut to do?
I think mos ppl on site is v, v nice…. n think is bettr if u not like post to not give ny cheezbrgr - like starling hoo keeps all cheezburger to self - tan to jus giv wun. It can hurt feelinz wen ur post is ranky bad. But site is fur hyoomr…not to worryz.
I mus admitz, tho, wen I see sumuns post ranky low, n teh didnut mean nyfing wrong, i gives it xtra cheezbrgs. Cuz I noes tat I has writ enuf ridikerous posts n teh overs uzually be kind to me n so i pass it onz.
I seez no grgrs, I tinkz no1 reeds yet, or no1 cairz. I sees lotz ov 1 brgr ratinz, I noez peeps reeds and sez “DOEZ NOT WANTZ”.
izzit CATURDAYS yet???//
…pleh
MAJOR PLEH, REPORTING FOR DOODY
Dis da axakt oppozit ov da cheezkayk I did eetid yezturdae.
It had flayvur, and it wuz tayztee. NOM NOM NOM!!!
Da cheezkayk, it goez down wae too eezy.
Hoorae foar Elfinuggit, IT AR MY BIRFDAE!!! YAE!! An I beez 29 yarz owld. An I has had 5 lawng minnitz ov znuggly frum teh Kismet kitti, awl-nite ov znuggly frum Serenity who lyk to zleep on my yed and poke hur kold noze on my cheek awl nite… and my Bastien boi him mak shur I wuz tukd in lazt nite awl znuggly. Him an Serenity, dem change teh gard at abowt 3 AM.
Den mai kitiz, dey nokkd down teh zkreen in vrunt ov da fyrplayz, dat wuz fun. Den brawt moozys to mumma in bed… kuz mumma fergottid to wayk up at 4 AM to mayk brekfizt, zo kittiz muzt enturtayn demselfz sumhowe.
Den der wuz da myowd reel lowd at mummaz frenz who zpent da nyte, wtf dey klozd da gezt-ruum dore? hallo!! KITIZ MUZT INVEZTIGAYT!! OPIN DIZ DORE!
… but den mumma waykd up and maykd da guushifuud kom owt of kan. An’ der wuz kawffee. Yae.
Todae, I gotz a tezt in teh Anatamie Klazz. I beez lyk NOOOO BUT IT AR MY BIRFDAE!! but noez, I gotz tezt enniewae. An I gotz to zit froo da klazz abowt Nootrishuz. Whish iz a dum klazz. An’ it maek me feelz bad abowt dat cheezkayk. Whyfoar iz nootrishis klazz a okahoma rakwyrmint? Whut. EVAR. Iz a tewtul dum klazz.
Oh welz.
It ar mye birfdae.
Yayz.
hapee birfdaze elfinugget!!!
mai kittehs myowz fur uze! An goo luk on da ana…any….boddy partz clahs.
Happy burthdae EN! Selubrated wif teh kitteh-luv, dats teh best. I has had 29th burthdae too. I has had 29th burthdae 23 taims…still fun!
Hippy Barfdae, elfinugget! Me and mai kittehs send much goood wisshes to yew!
Mehnee hapee riturnz uv teh dey frum felo cheezkayk fan.
Hap’ Berfdey!
hippo birdies two ewes!
iz has 29 birdies a few tymes too…
Woo! Happy Birfday, elfie! Sownds lyk ur kittehs maed it extra speshul wif dere luvly mowsie. How…thotful? Purrhaps dey wuz waeking ur frens up to halp dem wrap it foar u?
Gud luk on yore test todae–is impoartant to lerns abowt Notrishun so u can noe allllll abowt gushifud for teh kittehs.
Happy burfday!
Mmmm…cheezkayk. Nom nom nom. I has a cheezkayk recipe from my German granma, but de measurements & tempachur is metric and besidez dat, she write recipe in berry old style scrip dat dey usez waay back den…I fink iz Gothic style or sumfing. Anyway, cannot read it! Feh
Dat not be helpful at awl! I wuz typeng in sum old fambly resipees resentlee so we culd maek a kukbuk, and dey has teh weerdest instrukshuns:
“Baek in rathur fast ovun.”
Whut?! I dunno whut dat meen.
Must be an ooooold recipe! That is an oven “temperature” from wood oven days. The chart at the bottom of this page has a conversion table; “fast” = “hot” and of course it’s very approximate.
http://www.cookingforengineers.com/article/134/Oven-Temperatures
Pls scuse my speech impediment.
I am afflicted with my-mother-was-a-grammer-nazi disease.
My grandma hads da measurement like dis…3 handfuls of flour. How much is dat?? No can figures out the liddle bits of dis and liddle bits of dat resipees in da grandma handwritins eider.
I tink a bery fastest oben meens ………a hwot oben…….dey offen didnt hab obenz wit termo……threw…..toru……uh dials….sew a fastest oben wood be 1 dat wood cookie fast????so hadda be hotest????? maibee bout 450ish????
oooh, jest recheked hwut u sayz, “rathur fast oben” mightest mor be lik 425 oar so….I tink
Taht’s what mai 91 year old Mom says.
Dat be veree informitv. Tank u, SarahK!
Or wood B 220 in reel monee.
I cn jst bowt reed Gthic & Jerman, bt cnt tink hou 2 getz recipe frm U 2 me.
Gotz skannurz? Den skanz and emaylz. Probblum solveded.
I left recipe wif a friend in Germany, she say in her spare time she try to figger out whut it say. I say nebbermin, just bake me cheezkayk and FedEx it to me!
Happee Brifdae Elfi!!
R U a Browncote 2?
Happitail birfday, Elfi! Hope you NOMs sum moar kakes tonite!
I iz not 41. I is 29, with 12 years’ eckspeerieunce.
Guid wai 2 put it! Wich maeks me 29, wit 16yrs eggsperiunce.
bak a loooooong tim ago, (lowng bout teh dawn ob tim) wen I waz a subbie teecher, teh kidz awlays want 2 now……ho oldest am ai???? so ai wood tell dem……ai waz 20-17, n dey wood luuk at me lik ai waz crazee.
(dey waz rite o’ corse, but dat anudder storiez !!!!!)
I’ze 29 wit 15 yeerz ov expeeriunce, then. But lotza tymes, wen sumwun ask hao old I iz, I tellz ‘em “I’ze 43 goin’ awn 25.”
Den dey luks at meez awl funneh-like. I dunnoze wai? Doo yoo s’poze itz da kitteh-speek?
I haz just selibrated sa 17teenf anniversay of my 29 birfday myself……