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FURST!
KITTEHS!
Do not to dizturb. Unless cheezeburgers be reddy to eat.
We sleeps in bake potatoe
like buttah !!!
An sower creem an chivez an bakun bitz an cheez…
Dam.
Now mah tummeh’s rumblin.
oh bother. you have a rumbly in your tumbly? (where dis ref.fromz?)
onlee da grate winnie!
I canz haz zen?
Pooh is not Zen. Pooh is Tao.
No. Pooh is LOLspeak for Poo!
dat be winny da poo, righ?!
momcat
oh noez!
thet meen erth qwakes!
can me be lik bake potatoz kitteh? DO WANT!!
meh luvs bake potatoe with buttah!!!!!\m/>.<\m/
I kanz bawrroh u fr littul waiyl, kitteh? Mey b n neeyd uv ur survisez.
I can has Chaser howsecall?
Imajin a land flowin wit meeelk and cheezeburgers..
*kisskiss*
meh too. iz rely gud.
I am your dreamcatcher
Holding your fears
Holding your screams
Holding your tears
I am your dreamcatcher
Holding your soul
Holding your mind
Keeping you whole
I am your dreamcatcher
I am no fake
And I’ll be here
Until you wake
really bad poetry on ICHC !!! DO NOT WANT !!! my eyes, they burn !!!
Love of mine
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark
No blinding lights or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of the spark
If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs
If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks
Then I’ll follow you into the dark
muhuhuahahahahaahaaaaaa.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deathcabforcutie/iwillfollowyouintothedark.html
dats oen o mai faves, dat sawng
O, a trollio on teh happy cheezburger site. How borin. Yawn.
stend, is dat u? floofy pink trolls hates teh sedimental poetrees. . .
No ur not!
*Now* why am I crying?
I have a real Dreamcatcher.
Hey! No cryin aloud on teh lolcats, unless is tearz of teh happee. I hopes does is teh happitearz.
>big soppy grin<
Dream catcher kitty cachez onlee ta gud unz
Klingeh kitteh iz klingeh.
KAPLEH!
ya, sry… rilly dorky in-joek
Lolcat klingon? Tres funny.
As u seez, Teho speekz teh Lolklingon very well!
yep, oen whol werd!
…today is a good day to
diedreamz ov cheezbugers.Your mother has a squashed forehead! Terra’gnan Ha’dIbaH!
Sumhao, Teho steel managehz 2 pwn.
Reiki Cat
Zen Cat
Much peace
Kittehs lurve teh Reiki. Srsly.
awl need saftey awl need warmth
Kitties r best @ bee en there fuirst.
All naps are best with teh purrs that
match ur sleepy sighs
I neevr wooirre when u r there
they cannot survive,
the nightmeres
p mu…
hoaw berry naice
*sweet sigh*
fanks fur ur nice words )
u member dat dweem u was tellin me ’bout…
where teh big klown wif teh yeller soot an beeg red sh00s
come an teake teh cheezburgerz skeerded u?
I HAD DAT DWEEM TOO!!!
OH holed me plz…
we gitz thru it togever.
Dreemweever, I beelive we kan reech teh mornin lite!
PTSD – I haz it. But hubbee wayks me when da dreemz R ruff. Iz comfurt fur me. I lukkee.
I retoorn fayvur when I kan, cuz we R luv, an dat is whut luv do!
OMG! so tru, B!
Rock on!
(Really crying, nao!)
I not have a 2- legger Love riet now. But I iz teh Mommie to 4-leggers. My Gunther (doberguy) was a rescew and himz have terribull dreems wit manny horbul sounds when I furst getz him. I wake himz with loving touch. (i cry) Now him just chase teh bunnies in his dreamz. (i smile)
Mai goggie too iz rescew. She nawt has too mennee bad dreemz no moar. Nao I fink she dreemz of cheezburgers and lawng woks wif lotsa sniffees. And liddrbocks.
Ah, teh liddrbocks. Goggies go nom nom nom. Momma go PLEH1!!! Mah Grate Pyrenees was breed reskew, she not care for liddrbocks, but teh mutt wut got dumped in r nayberhood–hoo boy! Den he go “Momma, smell mah bref!” We gots self-kleenin liddrbocks, too–unless goggie gets dere furst.
Sry, didz I spoyl ur lunch?
No sryz-kinda hard to be spolin mos uv da kittehs i noes lunch-anywaiz already aitted it
Mah lol-dobie (Ginger) iz a reskue, too. We savded her, an’ now shes got the bestest life. Bunneh’s in dreams, and bunneh’s outside.
B!
u are brave foar sharrin
sharrin makes dis kinda fing bedder
lotza laffz deffinitlee halps lotz too
u keep ups da heelin, noaw
* hugz hugz hugz hugz *
LBeeeze seemz lyke a nyce mostlie happee purrssson .
Ah must sae Ah um much pleazed with the sharing ov th lurve around heer.
p mu,
LOL…glad u didn’t sey i am a mostly nyce
happee purrrssson !!!
thx berry much !
Tank yoo LBeeeeeeeeze! U so nyce, I agree.
Rite nao, wee bof fitin da stoopee code. I bin sik fur 3 weeks, frum a fibro detocks I tryed. Not so grayt fur me… Nao hubbee gettin da uckee sick feelin…
Must bee well fur da Terree Pratchett sinin… Must bee….
hope u boff feel bedders soon !!
I can has protection?
Yes, kitteh, you can has protection. But onlee while you sleep.
An alwayz fur a pryce!!!
wow. way too saccharine for me – here’s a chaser
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
… and doesn’t front kitty’s face say “sniff sniff.. is this the dutch over thread again?”
I wus thinking the same thing!
why WHY u gotta do that when we snugglin
frunt kitteh luks lyke he delt it
an iz wurking real hard ta
sapress da snickerrs
I cen jus imajin leetle shuddars
of gigglingz
stend i luvs ur secretz, a weri gud site. ah sharez it wid ta wurld
stend, i saw a piture on lolsecretz………….
reminded me ov dis…….. gud Halloween Treet!!!
http://www.cavendishcaninecamp.com/images/kitty_litter_cake.jpg
isa real eetable kake!!!
may favorite part uv teh recipee:
“Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.”
My friend who is a kitteh vet made that cake and took it to the clinic. She said most people said, “Pleh”, and wouldn’t eat it, as though it would be eating out of a real litter box. Silly hoominz!
My bowill muvmints. Let me show you dem.
Do not want!
Mai bowel muvmints… dat how u mak KAKE!
MEE TOOO!
Well, I used to werk for a vet clinlc, and one of ‘em brought litter cake in…….
And a scoop to dip it out.
THAT CAKE IS AWESOME
woah. dat gaming kitteh borked mai hed. thx stend.
I love the i’m in ur weddin party, secretly resentin U
Oh that looks so good…*sigh*
oh, yeah, and the kitties look so adorable too!
Two meetloafs…lolafing…
Oi Stend/Trollio/etc. — cans i mabey boro u fr a bits, ovar at dis othr blag i noes abowt?
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/09/naps-kneadingks.html#comment-83563165
did the cat… strangle her ???
( oh – and I made a reference to an extremely explicit gay p0rn blog written by an ex hooker in my post, in hopes that it would destabilize all of cute overload – it didn’t. I might go back and just link to it tho – I think that might cause cute overload to suck in on itself like a collapsing star, then explode… gloriously )
stend/trollio = cornhoolio? Jus wunnerin!
I was going to mention how very gay pr0n that site was. There were many more penii on that site than tattoos, I think And nary a kilt OR kitteh to be seen! But I have to admit, there were some rather impressive sights to be seen.
u canot stops TEH QTE™!!!
ha haaa!!
o btw Stend, duz u alredy has ferrit, or duz u needs a loanr? i can has camra…
nao, nao, Teho, iz illeagull to putz ferritz in pants fur da purrposes uv gambolin!
shyah.
i can has stachoot?
Iz prolly legal in Nevada.
dagnabit, WurdPresh be fuxxoring ma screenaem agin…
yeah, WTF is up w/ that ???
Joo noe, da flickr iz havin weerdnesses too….. Iz conspeerasee aginst keyootniss?
da eevill unz mai cunspire awl dey wunts..
Da keyootnisss iz bigger than all uv uz
Gundezz n love will alwaiz be more powerful than eveel.
snorgels, hugz and kisses reproduec demsefs within da receiver,
radiate outward and make eveel week.
Alos, yesserday, I trai an trai to post, liek 5 tiemz, a linkie to a cheezkayk ressipee I had jus seen, fur Elfi’s birfday, an I loooook an loook, nawt posted at all!!!
Duz wurdpress hayt craftster? Udder leenks post ok, jus nawt dis wun.
Or mebbe hayts raynbo cheezkayk?
Wun moar tiem, I trai to post dis kewl kayk… Den I get deeeveeus!
http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=193137.0
okays is wurkd! but i gess u knoo dat.
I’z tinkin uv a picher wif too cats jumpin ‘en da capshen sez sumfin bout da hokee pokee. Enywun noz it?
i lukky. i haz kittehs to chais nit….nirg….bad dreems awaze!
i r big spoon. u r little spoon. kthx.
almos zaktly wut I wuz finkin…. I can has spooon?
Kitteh up front sayin… I luvs teh cuddlez, but no can sleep fru teh snorin. I can has earplugz??
Oh Kitteh, I feelz ur pane. I has same problm. Husband snorz like a big snory thing. Grey kitteh takin up most ob teh bed, too – also bery family yar.
Insomnia – I has it.
Kitteh number wun es wishing reeel hard for teh happy place…
i love how kittehs “smile” when they poot
QWIT FAWNDLING MEEH!!! I Is not for foarplay!
GROSS!!
I can has headache?
I can haz asspirn! ;->
I can haz Paracetemol/Codiene mix, with a shot as a chaser? :->
Oooh, yesh! An purrscripchun free! I can haz British kemist?
Chaindz mindz….getz offf….Iz byte u!! Mai spaze!!
Sadly,
the gray tabby, Tofu, was hit by a car on June 1, 2007.
I miss him dearly,
but I was pretty sure putting this on icanhas would have made him proud.
the other kitty is Waffle.
she’s sleeping on my lap.
{those are my kittehs, by the way, I posted it ^^}
Surri ta here bout ur tofu
berry sad! Ah bet he luks afta u & waffle frum kitteh heaven. Awl ta offur angel kittehs r ah liddle gelus, cuz tofu is a ICHC star now . Kitteh lozz is a tuff payne, we risk r fealins knowing we will likely outlive em, becuase getting to luv dem whyle dey iz hear iz ah grate privlege
Graytur lurve = shorter lyfe sumtiemz
So wurf it… I red a buk abowt aminal communikashun, liek I needed moar lessunz!
At end uv buk, riters favrit kitteh goze beyond… den she fynz new kitteh, haz same karacteristix uv gone kitteh. She ax new kitteh iz dat yoo, kitteh showz her imaj uv crossin da yooniverse to get bak to da kitteh mawmee….
Nao I crai moar, so sweet… I haz da hope!
*tears* fr yur loss
*smoo* fr yur livin frend
*starz* for postin teh pikshur.
Awwww, sorry about your sweetie
Maybe go to the shelter and find another kitty so Waffle can have more cuddles?
Awwww! Ursula Vernon and Ben better be seeing this!
Kittehz rayrlee Napz
aloan. Wayr U fundz wun, U
willz fynd anudder
If U wants 2 fynd
Kitteh. Luuk for a streem uv
warm yello Sun Lyte
Kitteh willz B thayr.
Purrrreng kontentedlee whylz
batturreez recharje
Jack.
Lovez ur stuf Jack, alweys.
Do not understand wai everybuddy wanna be “furst” – but just to say “furst” and not to be makin the funnee commentz. What’s da point?
Please to be explaining.
Do not want this!
KTHXBAI
Me neidah Babycakez. If I not haz funnee, ebin nawt beree guid 1, I nawt postz jst 2 say “furst”.
LAST!
:>
wha??
me wants be last plz!
Me lazt. KBAITKX!
O deerz, wut’d I startz?
(LAST AGIN!)
I can has comfy, happeh sleep like kittehs?
oh and…LAST! lol
u noe u wont evar bes lazt unles teh Burgs cloes teh thred, riyt?
plees sez u unnerstans…?
LOL!! cours I knowz, I wuz just tryn to be partz of teh group jokez (* ^ . ^ *) <—blushing
too….much….cyoot….
*KABOOM!*
muh head ahsploded….ummmmm sowee…..
Ha Ha
I likez the “Last” posts.
You guyz have much winz and much clever funnee
Oh and LAST
KTHXBAI!
Mah boys Simon and BlueMax sleep in a piel like this offun, with legz and tayuls an chinz all micksd up. They been best buds sinse they were bebehs. It maeks me smyul every time I think abowt it, an sumtimes they let me snuggle in wif them tu.
*pwumf*
Hed ecksploded. Agin.
Oh, and LAST!
Bloomax! FTW!!!
Wayt… Ummm, iz Germin award, Moovee abowt WWI flyin ayces, a star wars droid, medal uv honor niknaem, or da blooz band?
I purrfur De Maxx frum Sam Keith….
Heet in ths apt sux. Need kittah bodeeheet. kthxluvunyte.
Happey Amiversaree
i likes teh spoonin!
Happin3ss iz a b3st fri3nd…
Happin3ss iz a b3st fri3nd dats a comfee pillow!!
LAST!!
awwww!!! so sweet!!!
[...] dun wurree. i maek da nitemarez go awai. [...]
I’m last because I am using proper grammar and english, and not Lolspeak. Sorry folks.
[...] i can halp u git rid of dose bad dreemz. [...]
last
YUS!
Shimi I agreez obers heer. u gits a nu friend fur Waffle to cuddle wif.
[...] iz ok. i maek da nitemares go away. [...]
[...] iz ok. i maek da nitemares go away. [...]
[...] iz ok. i maek da nitemares go away. [...]
wwow
iz wierd
but
i feel strang
it maekz me cry and boo-hoo