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Don’t worriez.

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…I chais teh nightmares awai.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
Lynxany

Do not to dizturb. Unless cheezeburgers be reddy to eat.

Duffy

An sower creem an chivez an bakun bitz an cheez…
Dam.
Now mah tummeh’s rumblin.

Shaungrl

oh bother. you have a rumbly in your tumbly? (where dis ref.fromz?) ;)

princess mu

onlee da grate winnie!
I canz haz zen?

 
 
gascat

dat be winny da poo, righ?!

momcat

 
 
lovcharliecat

can me be lik bake potatoz kitteh? DO WANT!!

 
 
 
 
LOLDemon

I kanz bawrroh u fr littul waiyl, kitteh? Mey b n neeyd uv ur survisez.

Johnson442

I can has Chaser howsecall?

 
 
cmerry

Imajin a land flowin wit meeelk and cheezeburgers..
*kisskiss*

salodon

meh too. iz rely gud.

 
 
AJ

I am your dreamcatcher
Holding your fears
Holding your screams
Holding your tears

I am your dreamcatcher
Holding your soul
Holding your mind
Keeping you whole

I am your dreamcatcher
I am no fake
And I’ll be here
Until you wake

trollio

really bad poetry on ICHC !!! DO NOT WANT !!! my eyes, they burn !!!

Theo

Love of mine
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark
No blinding lights or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of the spark

If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs
If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks
Then I’ll follow you into the dark

muhuhuahahahahaahaaaaaa.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deathcabforcutie/iwillfollowyouintothedark.html

 
 
Kathleen

O, a trollio on teh happy cheezburger site. How borin. Yawn.

 
doctorcat

stend, is dat u? floofy pink trolls hates teh sedimental poetrees. . .

 
 
 
Johnson442

*Now* why am I crying?

I have a real Dreamcatcher.

doctorcat

Hey! No cryin aloud on teh lolcats, unless is tearz of teh happee. I hopes does is teh happitearz.

 
 
 
 
princess mu

Dream catcher kitty cachez onlee ta gud unz

 
Megan

Klingeh kitteh iz klingeh.

Teho

KAPLEH!

ya, sry… rilly dorky in-joek

bubbyscranky

Lolcat klingon? Tres funny.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

As u seez, Teho speekz teh Lolklingon very well!

 
 
 
Shaungrl

…today is a good day to die dreamz ov cheezbugers.

Lucretia

Your mother has a squashed forehead! Terra’gnan Ha’dIbaH!

 
 
Megan

Sumhao, Teho steel managehz 2 pwn. :D

 
 
 
MIchelle

Reiki Cat

Zen Cat

Much peace

ozzy mandius

Kittehs lurve teh Reiki. Srsly.

 
 
princess mu

awl need saftey awl need warmth
Kitties r best @ bee en there fuirst.

All naps are best with teh purrs that
match ur sleepy sighs

I neevr wooirre when u r there
they cannot survive,

the nightmeres

LBeeeze

p mu…

hoaw berry naice

*sweet sigh*

 
 
 
Melissa

u member dat dweem u was tellin me ’bout…
where teh big klown wif teh yeller soot an beeg red sh00s
come an teake teh cheezburgerz skeerded u?

I HAD DAT DWEEM TOO!!!

OH holed me plz…
we gitz thru it togever.

 
Dexaan

Dreemweever, I beelive we kan reech teh mornin lite!

 
B!

PTSD - I haz it. But hubbee wayks me when da dreemz R ruff. Iz comfurt fur me. I lukkee.

I retoorn fayvur when I kan, cuz we R luv, an dat is whut luv do!

 
Johnson442

Rock on!

(Really crying, nao!)

 
Shaungrl

I not have a 2- legger Love riet now. But I iz teh Mommie to 4-leggers. My Gunther (doberguy) was a rescew and himz have terribull dreems wit manny horbul sounds when I furst getz him. I wake himz with loving touch. (i cry) Now him just chase teh bunnies in his dreamz. (i smile)

Antoinette

Mai goggie too iz rescew. She nawt has too mennee bad dreemz no moar. Nao I fink she dreemz of cheezburgers and lawng woks wif lotsa sniffees. And liddrbocks.

doctorcat

Ah, teh liddrbocks. Goggies go nom nom nom. Momma go PLEH1!!! Mah Grate Pyrenees was breed reskew, she not care for liddrbocks, but teh mutt wut got dumped in r nayberhood–hoo boy! Den he go “Momma, smell mah bref!” We gots self-kleenin liddrbocks, too–unless goggie gets dere furst.

Sry, didz I spoyl ur lunch?

lovcharliecat

No sryz-kinda hard to be spolin mos uv da kittehs i noes lunch-anywaiz already aitted it

 
 
 
iamhoff

Mah lol-dobie (Ginger) iz a reskue, too. We savded her, an’ now shes got the bestest life. Bunneh’s in dreams, and bunneh’s outside.

 
 
LBeeeze

B!

u are brave foar sharrin

sharrin makes dis kinda fing bedder

lotza laffz deffinitlee halps lotz too

u keep ups da heelin, noaw

* hugz hugz hugz hugz *

princess mu

LBeeeze seemz lyke a nyce mostlie happee purrssson .

Ah must sae Ah um much pleazed with the sharing ov th lurve around heer.

LBeeeze

p mu,

LOL…glad u didn’t sey i am a mostly nyce

happee purrrssson !!!

thx berry much !

 
 
B!

Tank yoo LBeeeeeeeeze! U so nyce, I agree.

Rite nao, wee bof fitin da stoopee code. I bin sik fur 3 weeks, frum a fibro detocks I tryed. Not so grayt fur me… Nao hubbee gettin da uckee sick feelin…

Must bee well fur da Terree Pratchett sinin… Must bee….

LBeeeze

hope u boff feel bedders soon !!

 
 
 
 
Julia

I can has protection?
Yes, kitteh, you can has protection. But onlee while you sleep.

 
 
stend

wow. way too saccharine for me - here’s a chaser
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/

stend

… and doesn’t front kitty’s face say “sniff sniff.. is this the dutch over thread again?”

Melissa

I wus thinking the same thing!

why WHY u gotta do that when we snugglin

 
LBeeeze

frunt kitteh luks lyke he delt it

an iz wurking real hard ta

sapress da snickerrs

I cen jus imajin leetle shuddars

of gigglingz

 
 
princess mu

stend i luvs ur secretz, a weri gud site. ah sharez it wid ta wurld

 
sandy weiner

stend, i saw a piture on lolsecretz………….

reminded me ov dis…….. gud Halloween Treet!!!

http://www.cavendishcaninecamp.com/images/kitty_litter_cake.jpg

isa real eetable kake!!!

sandy weiner

may favorite part uv teh recipee:

“Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.”

cratz

My friend who is a kitteh vet made that cake and took it to the clinic. She said most people said, “Pleh”, and wouldn’t eat it, as though it would be eating out of a real litter box. Silly hoominz!

Xeres

My bowill muvmints. Let me show you dem.

Do not want!

leaderoftheband

Mai bowel muvmints… dat how u mak KAKE!