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…I chais teh nightmares awai.
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…I chais teh nightmares awai.
photo by: ?
capped and submitted by: Shimi
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
FURST!
KITTEHS!
Do not to dizturb. Unless cheezeburgers be reddy to eat.
We sleeps in bake potatoe
like buttah !!!
An sower creem an chivez an bakun bitz an cheez…
Dam.
Now mah tummeh’s rumblin.
oh bother. you have a rumbly in your tumbly? (where dis ref.fromz?)
onlee da grate winnie!
I canz haz zen?
dat be winny da poo, righ?!
momcat
can me be lik bake potatoz kitteh? DO WANT!!
I kanz bawrroh u fr littul waiyl, kitteh? Mey b n neeyd uv ur survisez.
I can has Chaser howsecall?
Imajin a land flowin wit meeelk and cheezeburgers..
*kisskiss*
meh too. iz rely gud.
I am your dreamcatcher
Holding your fears
Holding your screams
Holding your tears
I am your dreamcatcher
Holding your soul
Holding your mind
Keeping you whole
I am your dreamcatcher
I am no fake
And I’ll be here
Until you wake
really bad poetry on ICHC !!! DO NOT WANT !!! my eyes, they burn !!!
Love of mine
Someday you will die
But I’ll be close behind
I’ll follow you into the dark
No blinding lights or tunnels to gates of white
Just our hands clasped so tight
Waiting for the hint of the spark
If heaven and hell decide that they both are satisfied
Illuminate the no’s on their vacancy signs
If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks
Then I’ll follow you into the dark
muhuhuahahahahaahaaaaaa.
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/deathcabforcutie/iwillfollowyouintothedark.html
dats oen o mai faves, dat sawng
O, a trollio on teh happy cheezburger site. How borin. Yawn.
stend, is dat u? floofy pink trolls hates teh sedimental poetrees. . .
No ur not!
*Now* why am I crying?
I have a real Dreamcatcher.
Hey! No cryin aloud on teh lolcats, unless is tearz of teh happee. I hopes does is teh happitearz.
>big soppy grin<
Dream catcher kitty cachez onlee ta gud unz
Klingeh kitteh iz klingeh.
KAPLEH!
ya, sry… rilly dorky in-joek
Lolcat klingon? Tres funny.
As u seez, Teho speekz teh Lolklingon very well!
yep, oen whol werd!
…today is a good day to
diedreamz ov cheezbugers.Your mother has a squashed forehead! Terra’gnan Ha’dIbaH!
Sumhao, Teho steel managehz 2 pwn.
Reiki Cat
Zen Cat
Much peace
Kittehs lurve teh Reiki. Srsly.
awl need saftey awl need warmth
Kitties r best @ bee en there fuirst.
All naps are best with teh purrs that
match ur sleepy sighs
I neevr wooirre when u r there
they cannot survive,
the nightmeres
p mu…
hoaw berry naice
*sweet sigh*
fanks fur ur nice words )
u member dat dweem u was tellin me ’bout…
where teh big klown wif teh yeller soot an beeg red sh00s
come an teake teh cheezburgerz skeerded u?
I HAD DAT DWEEM TOO!!!
OH holed me plz…
we gitz thru it togever.
Dreemweever, I beelive we kan reech teh mornin lite!
PTSD - I haz it. But hubbee wayks me when da dreemz R ruff. Iz comfurt fur me. I lukkee.
I retoorn fayvur when I kan, cuz we R luv, an dat is whut luv do!
OMG! so tru, B!
Rock on!
(Really crying, nao!)
I not have a 2- legger Love riet now. But I iz teh Mommie to 4-leggers. My Gunther (doberguy) was a rescew and himz have terribull dreems wit manny horbul sounds when I furst getz him. I wake himz with loving touch. (i cry) Now him just chase teh bunnies in his dreamz. (i smile)
Mai goggie too iz rescew. She nawt has too mennee bad dreemz no moar. Nao I fink she dreemz of cheezburgers and lawng woks wif lotsa sniffees. And liddrbocks.
Ah, teh liddrbocks. Goggies go nom nom nom. Momma go PLEH1!!! Mah Grate Pyrenees was breed reskew, she not care for liddrbocks, but teh mutt wut got dumped in r nayberhood–hoo boy! Den he go “Momma, smell mah bref!” We gots self-kleenin liddrbocks, too–unless goggie gets dere furst.
Sry, didz I spoyl ur lunch?
No sryz-kinda hard to be spolin mos uv da kittehs i noes lunch-anywaiz already aitted it
Mah lol-dobie (Ginger) iz a reskue, too. We savded her, an’ now shes got the bestest life. Bunneh’s in dreams, and bunneh’s outside.
B!
u are brave foar sharrin
sharrin makes dis kinda fing bedder
lotza laffz deffinitlee halps lotz too
u keep ups da heelin, noaw
* hugz hugz hugz hugz *
LBeeeze seemz lyke a nyce mostlie happee purrssson .
Ah must sae Ah um much pleazed with the sharing ov th lurve around heer.
p mu,
LOL…glad u didn’t sey i am a mostly nyce
happee purrrssson !!!
thx berry much !
Tank yoo LBeeeeeeeeze! U so nyce, I agree.
Rite nao, wee bof fitin da stoopee code. I bin sik fur 3 weeks, frum a fibro detocks I tryed. Not so grayt fur me… Nao hubbee gettin da uckee sick feelin…
Must bee well fur da Terree Pratchett sinin… Must bee….
hope u boff feel bedders soon !!
I can has protection?
Yes, kitteh, you can has protection. But onlee while you sleep.
An alwayz fur a pryce!!!
wow. way too saccharine for me - here’s a chaser
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
… and doesn’t front kitty’s face say “sniff sniff.. is this the dutch over thread again?”
I wus thinking the same thing!
why WHY u gotta do that when we snugglin
frunt kitteh luks lyke he delt it
an iz wurking real hard ta
sapress da snickerrs
I cen jus imajin leetle shuddars
of gigglingz
stend i luvs ur secretz, a weri gud site. ah sharez it wid ta wurld
stend, i saw a piture on lolsecretz………….
reminded me ov dis…….. gud Halloween Treet!!!
http://www.cavendishcaninecamp.com/images/kitty_litter_cake.jpg
isa real eetable kake!!!
may favorite part uv teh recipee:
“Heat the remaining Tootsie Roll until pliable and hang it over the edge of the box.”
My friend who is a kitteh vet made that cake and took it to the clinic. She said most people said, “Pleh”, and wouldn’t eat it, as though it would be eating out of a real litter box. Silly hoominz!
My bowill muvmints. Let me show you dem.
Do not want!
Mai bowel muvmints… dat how u mak KAKE!