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I gif myself harcuts all da time. Is not so grate akshually.
Kitteh luks lumpy… not so grate atall!
Hay, I did da bess I cud usin dose sizzers wen I don hab no thums!
curse my lack of… oh wait, nevermind
…saiftee razorz?
razor safety?
First? Poor kitteh!
poor kitten foar shuwere
luks lyke somewonez let
suma de air owtta her !!!
i feel like i am in Fluffeh Tiem on B3TA
almos furst… darn…
kitteh is trainin to be a harcut arteest
Haha, almost furst, fur, see? Hahaha.
Wut?
did anyone else live in NYC in the late 80′s / early 90′s, when the some beauty school had ad’s on the subway with the catchphrase:
IT’S A BEAUTIFUL LIFE WHEN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU DO
we used to joke about that all the time …
lolyup
HALP I am molting!
Floofy kitteh is not Floofy nao.
It luk leik dat comerzuls “Life iz mezzy, claenz it’z up!11!”
U has has teh halp kitteh!
CUZ U GOTZ NO THUMBS!!!!!
Thot I’d give Stend a break.
too late – didn’t scroll down
“now, I want you to take this fur to home despot, have it scanned, and have every furnishing in the house covered to match. that way, you’ll never complain about shedding again”
Stend, I’m inspired! But instead of recovering the furniture, I’m having a calico wig made for myself! Look out, hipsters! There’s a new trend in town!
why not just have EVERYTHING in the house done? wardrobe to walls? you’d never have to clean again !!! (you’d also never be able to FIND anything again ;o)
I can has camofahjd furnishinks? DO NOT WANT!
I am so much happier naw I has hairbulz color carpet– Stend da trend setter
)
stendtretter… i fink my braynz broekd
Train stutter!
No, wayt, …
Strayne stutter?
trayn spottur?
Home Despot–lolz At mai howse, eberything alreddy maches mai kittehs. Fur eberywherez!
OH HAI I maded you sum wool, made me fur cap plzkthxbai
I collect teh ‘wool’ when I brushez mah Aussie. One day I willz clean teh hare adn maek it in2 yarn for da nittin of teh swetter for mez. Puppers alwayz wit you when ju wear it. (achoo to does aroundz U)
If you can gets Cashmere from a smelly goat, you can get good yarns from a kitteh.
Ohai. Teh broken vase? Teh destroyded flowers? Ya um. Wile u were out teh doggie started freekin out for no rezun at awl. Definately not cuz I swiped at his nozers. So he wuz runnin around an fell thru teh windo outside so i followed himz tu helpz. An dats when teh space alyenz showeded up.
Sownz liek Midge showded up furst wif her home grown!
Wun tymes, we botted a noo carpit maed owt of wool and put it in teh libbing room.
Come hoam, and kitteh has gone bezerko on it and ripped awl teh threds owt, threw dem all ovur teh room.
Nao we has to has poleeyestur.
Wants pun thyme, dare worry ladle gull hoe left wetter murder inner ladle cordage honor itch offer lodge dock florist…
oompa loompa, what did u du?
I see a pile of floofy frum u
I can live in happiness too
wif a sweater made frum u.
pardon me, I iz board, my lolspeak not 2 gud neithur.
willee wonka ref…muches winz!1!
muches maks me winze. do not want!!!
i luvz ur lil pome, but now oompa loompa song in my hed.
Lol, done that.
http://knitting-and.com/spinning/ruffy-wool.htm
It not me, Mom! Teh ghostz did it! I wer on teh moon! I wer ded at teh tyme!
With Steve!
Eddie Izzard ref ftw.
Izzard kitteh was on teh moon. With Steve.
loosey wuz in teh sky? wif daimunds?
Hmm, my browser put in teh wrong info; my name iz not ‘Hissy.’ Oh well, computers are straynge at timez. Hopefully whoevar Hissy iz will not mynd me maykin an Izzard ref with their name.
If the Hissy fits
you must admit!
but 5 burgerz NEway
…dere was supposed to be a “GROAN” in front of dat…
Randomly changing peoples’ names (or displaying their e-mail instead of their posting name) seems to be the Cheezserver’s latest trick.
Cheer up, pretteh kitteh, it gro back soon. Ebry liddl kid in teh wurld trys dis trick at lees wuns. Yooshully in tiem for skool pikshur.
MOMMMMMl, I toald u to stop tryeng to get mah bangs EVEN! Nao I has none!
my mum did that to me once! and i was guilty of cutting my own bangs on several occasions. oopies!
OMG not ebry liddl kid!1! Ef ai didd tihs mai mom wud stil b spainckin meh, 50 yeerz latr!!1! Wut wur tehse parunz tihnckin, let hiumen bebbeh get 2 teh siscscerz??!?1?/! Bebbeh cuda pokt kitteh’s ai aout!!1!
*Ebry* liddl kid trais to cut hiz or her own hair. Or bebbeh sistr or bruddr. It doan mattr hao gud u hidez sizzerz or watches kidz. Dey all gotta trai it.
my sister cut my hair when I was a baby.
We still talk.
Yez!!! Sooo Tru!!!!! We alls must hab memorees of our crook3d selff-maid harecut!!!!!
Mien waz day bef4 Easter!!! Mommie NOT happee!!!
Ooh, I did this to mah littul sistur wunst and did i get in TRUB-BULLLLL!!!!
Michaelangelo sai,
“To mak a kitteh,
get giant ball ov floof
then just remove everyfing dat isn’t kitteh.
Wot’s left? Kitteh.
*chooooooo!!!!*
Scuz mai alurgeez.”
I runs with sizzers.
(many, many laps)
still an amzing, purrty kitteh even wit teh baa-aad haircut. makes my ♥ happy, my firsted kitteh, ebber, was calico.
dis wha happens wen you runs wif scissors!! I tolds u!
Calico kitteh needs a cali-comb
Akshully, this gurl duznt luk too bad – if she wuz mattid or sumthin, or jus uncomftible from heat, she probly feels pritty good now. An at leest shez not shaved liek that uther por kitteh.
oh kitteh i haf. nevar turns out gud, either.
kitteh, aiz cutz mai own harez, wonce, too. Mayd mai stylist laff til teers runs down himz fase! Luk jus bowt lyks urs! No to werry – it groes back!
What don ya do my tail while ur at it?…wait no, no, not the RAZOR aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…buzzcutted is meeeeeee
hmmm it’s the 19th….AARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGH… Walk de plank matey…some time in the drink should da ya good, and it be not rum i speak of!
Ahoy mateys! Goes after dem fur-steelin roges an giv em no kwarter!
ahoy lolmateys!
Talk like a pirate day! How could I forget!
I no maik gud pyrite- I like the scotches nots the rums! But I gots the beeg burd what talks! ARRRRRRR!
GAHHHH!!!
kitteh, wut has u DONE!???
it was ummm PIRATES…yeah pirates cutted my hair
Well roll me and smoke me…this is not D.R.!
heh… mos def sum funkee $#!% goin on todai wif teh WurdPres.
we can all beez someone else today? I be…..hmmm…… (sings)
I JUST GOTTA BE ME!
)
LOL – Kittah make lol . . .
Kittah sez – “But I wantd jus a littel off th etop”
or
“I hope thos arent my hrblls!!!”
Mooooom! Buddy cutted mai harez!
Dis wut hapenz wen u payz ur cuzin ta cut ur haer
T’ree dolers an not a bargen, ifn u ask mee
Nuther sleepover gon haywire…
Next teh pleese be arriving
to kontrol teh krowd
an help Speers into her kar.
Win!
Wehn Haredrezzerz atak!!
I promise i no goes to sleep wif gum in my mouf again.
(I reely did this wen i wuz little. gum falled out, got in my hair… impromptu harecut!)
This aktually hapnd to me, MY gum came out and got stuk in my kittehs hair!! Had to cut it out, she say “DO NOT WANT”
“therez sum floof 4 us,
sumewhere sum floof 4 us…”
oh, waite…it’s rite heer next 2 me
nebermind…kthxbai
West Side Story! Butt ur vershun haz a happy ending!
luks profressnul to me.
gud job, me next, tehn we buys cheezbrugrz wit monees.
I haf enuf truble trimin my Paige-um’s nails – don’t think this would b fun!
Sum jawbz arz bess leff
2 professhunnilz. Kallee
Kitteh shoodz knoez dat
Kalle Kitteh looze
much fur. Kutz away 2 much
dat izn’t Kitteh
Munneez sayvd 2 buyz
Cheezburgrz izn’t wurff itz.
Kitteh needz sum halp!
Jack.
kitteh, here’s sum moneez to buy cheezburgerz AND getz harecutz! Ai no can stend to see unhapee kitteh!
Kalle Kitteh still *kewt* ebben wid badd harecut.
Iz happee to snorgles kitteh & gib cheezburger so Kitteh feel bett3r!
Arrr.
ahm guessin taht ai shall haev to be teh furst purson to maek teh awbliGATOry joak abowt a well-trimmed pussy
Mebbe she wuz tryin to reprodoos asecksually, like spunges do. Luks like therz abowt enuf for anuthr kitteh.
is teh phunnee.. i maek saem joak about hafing enuf haer to maek anuthr kitteh when i yuzes teh slikur brush to halp mai kittehs avoid kawfin up teh haerbawlz wehn tehy ar sheding. Uhparuntlee, Kitteh = TARDIS foar haer… 2.5 cubik feets of kitteh can pradoos a tall kichun garbij bag ful of haer (9+ cubik feets) and kitteh is still soft and floofy…is misturee of teh unavurrss
Dr. Who reference FTW!!
akchooly, it luks lyke enuf der for MANEE kittehs.
I yuesd to haf kitteh lyke dis, floofy calico. Did wuz reely long time ago, like 20 yeruz ago. We tryed to bathe kitteh once. Only once.
Kittee wasw feelink so overheeted lately, desided to coolz off. Too bad kittee can’t read calendar; are unaware it are middle from Septober, and it will be gettink coldlier and coldlier in comink days weeks time.
Then kitee will wish desire she still had furz!
yas – iz hardt to espains to t3h kittehs dat teh weathers iz going to change in teh fyootchure. Fursts, dey daon listens and next, they doan carez.
Iz eternal Naow wit teh kittehs. bery zen. Dey iz enlightened beins.
Neks taim, I can haz teh zuprkuts?
No?
Den howz bouts teh kitteh flobee?
Kthxbai…
kraft projeckt almost ready…
has fur, has beeds 4r ays, has sum wiskrs too…
okay, whair papier mashay model?
redee to make kittehs purrfect match!
whut? pls to stop laffter. kitteh unimployd & doktr fill xpinsiv.
this gud low inkum alturnativ.
I does 2…it’s called “manscaping”
Stress…I has it….
Is I furst? No? Seconds? Thirdz, then? NO? How about elebenty-twelfth? Yes? YAYS! I is elebenty-twelfth!!1!
I cutz mah own bangs sometimes but I no has the currage to cut mah belly hairs like this kitteh. Which is gud, becawse I no has belly hairs. I is hyoomin. I’m pretty shur of that.
Speeking of haircutz what is nuts, this is teh funny:
http://www.topfive.com/signs-your-barber-is-crazy.shtml
oy… dat list maeks Sweeny Tod luk liek Mistr Rogers!
(ok, bad egzampul)
Lolcatburglar, congratchoolatshuns on bein elebenty-twelfth!
Thx!
Lolcatburglar, u is elebenty-twelfth poster. Whut u do now?
I’m goin’ to teh Disney Stoar!
I seed hyoomins wid belly hairs. Wisht sumbdy wood sheer dem.
toonite’s operah iz…
“Teh Barber of Hrblle”
Mai Mace doggeh needed haircut, got owld, coodn’t groom himzself well, gotz all yechhy. I talks 2 him, beein real sweet, “clipperz nawt hurtz, u stand still, we b done real soon.” He lets me get abowt qwarter dun, den walks off, curls up, goes sleepybyes. Took me 3 daiz to get himz all done witowt stressin doggeh or hummin. I miss my sillee Mace doggeh.
I iz nawt sheep. Y u sheer me?
iiii cannnnnnn hazzzzzz
baaaad caaaatnip triiiipppppp
omg…waht did i just happppppned
hallllp
Oh, lucky she is NOT bald, hope her ‘Whisker’ not gone.
I aks foar mohawk. Bring teh rayzer back, u nawt finishd.
loves it.
Nau u luk leik a Kornsh Recks. Hapy nau?
weight, taht other recks? Yu meen teh…O mai. Whut name iz it agan? or am I jest makin it up? Halp pleaz. I forget mai jook. Dagitz…
um…as much as i laugh at cat macros normally, can’t this be considered abusive?
i blamez lack of thumb
Aww, poor cat. I’m all for lolcats, but sacrificing beauty for comedy isn’t the best idea. Especially when it involves cats.
oh noes, kitteh rly plzd wif dis?
poor poor kitty
Not rowling over!! Away with urself n those lectric clippers!!!
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