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Meh…they be not real.
Back ta playin Guitar Hero. brb
BOOBIES!!1!!!1
OMFG
I think I just stumbled on what kitty is looking at
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
“Lolsecretz is PostSecret, the blog where people send in their deepest darkest feelings on postcards, crossed with Lolcat, where people ascribe poorly spelled human emotions to animals”
I’d giv U 12 cheezbrgrz 4 dhis, iv I coud!
OMG! FTW Stendalhismo!!!!!
how yu find deez sitez? omg…
HAHA… doz be prettee funnee.
Kitteh not believe himz aize…
Ai not buleeve mai aiz!
We not beleeve our aize!
What are we looking at?
Sounds like Kitteh primer
Mahmee said this syte bad for kittehs! I in soo much trubble nao!
I WANT EM! (insert imagination as to what THAT could be)
Macintosh Kittah hates Microsuck Windoze.
Itz teh blu skreen of death!!!
Catrol awlt deweet what????
pffsshhhh, awpshun + cuntroll + ezkape iz were itz at.
pppppsssssssssshhhhhhhh no
tz teh cohmand opshun eskap lol
tee hee I thot you tawk abot “Carol Alt”….
So does Windoze kitteh n’ fmly!
OMG!! Itz naked ppl!!
and onez gotz mi cheezburger!
first goatse
flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/386164470/in/pool-firstgoatse/
o riet. lyk we is gona clic dat.
Ahaha, taht was ful of awsum.
Epic win!
lame
oh my gooooodz — dats just wrong!
*shake head* so much corrupshon on teh intarwebs dees days…think of teh babby lolcats! disgrasefool.
Say No to Boca Cheez Burgers!
Say noe ta Boca NEting!!!! Nastee! Gardenburger – WANT! Boca – PLEH!
rily? is othr wai rownd fr meh. huh.
an………..ummmm………..wut doze iz, ennyway?
WANT.
Dey wantz HOW MUCH for Colombian nip??!!??
tey toppt mah ebae bid
kitteh is lookin’ at teh pronz… must erase histree bfore wife gets home…
Nawt teh histree raiser butun???
teh jollee, kandee-lyke buttin!
Teh booteeful shienee buttin!
will he hold out, folks?
FTW 40daes40nites
mefinks ren&stimpeh ref… FTW.
klassick.
-spoylur alrt-
no, stimpeh CAYNT holed owt. histry irased.
Awl cuz ov da SPAYCE…..MADNISS!!!!!
kitteh veeyooz nip/tuck protowtipe
not so naice akshulee
ahmmmmyyaawwwnnzz….So like why u spenso much tiem playn wit dat ting? it dont snoorgle OR purrzz……
That were mai think too; dis kittee not unstonished, dis kittee are havink the yawnz. Kittee board by computener. Flickerink lites not amuse kittee, are not tasty nor not nootrishus, and is unrelevent to his interests. Is the blah.
Yaz – das Y kittehs walk akross keyborad, try 2 sitt on mai lap, get backk on keyborad,, stick butt in mah face bekause laptop is BORRING, pleh!
Iz hab to remind kittehs laptop 4 werk. Mom no werk, den no mon3y 4 cheezburgers or odder n1ce tings – liek hous, heat, fud 4 mom…
Sigh! Kitteh stalks awai & tinks “U humains R hopel3ss!”
LOLZ! they b so givn uz da vibe dat wez not gitit. Learn the wai of teh kitteh and have all Nowlage, Gwass hoppehr
cept a’ coarse ifn kitty see flying burd on dere. Some kitteh liek ta wach da teeveez, but puters is only good fur the warm napn and the given mum a chance to snorgle.
(is impourtint to b in rite plaec @ rite time)
kitteh says:
“…. teevee pleh, pileoclothes pleh, paper bag pleh, books pleh, puter pleh, gitar pleh, …… bring me cheezburgr, nip, and catwheel !!!!!
want catwheeeel…… !!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aVLdeIKZuM
so phunnee! gess wee noes hoo iz alfa kat!
Imagin hookin up a generayter to dat ting! Woohoo, Kitteh Powa!!!!
iz cint halp butt wunder, human femel foram object of grate beutifulnezz fur miny centurys. If wez nut luvs our bodies and be not ashamed, does we nut onlee hurtz ursselfs?
Is remnint uv befoar, when femayls wuz nawt so grayt to stoopy menz. Femayls whut claym der powa get fired…. to DEFF!!!
Den Viktoreeyunz say be shame ov whut Gawd creeyated, cuz it meks us blush….
We finulee comin rown to reulize Gawd (ur Gawdess, or Bast, Insert imaginaree fren heer) MADE us wif dese parts an feelins, so is ok to yoos an enjoi! Cuz if imajinaree sky fren diden want us to feel dem, why DO we? Even lil kids whut nawt haves da relijum OR da embarass feel plezoor an enjoi der prettee bodeez, so is nawt lernded behayvyur!
Noap. Dem’z nawt reelz. Dem’z soiburgers.
gotcha! (or er, u got us!
)
O MAH PAWED! Whut u meen mah fud wuz rikkald monfs ago??
vary relyvent tu his interst!
No wonder I feel pleh … dies faster from contamination than transfats, so i going switch to cheezburgers made over here (I think!?)
ya, or buy cheap(ish) meat n tofu (watch teh salt!) cook fully & mix. add eg for shiny fur, adn smal amount dry kibble for teh cruncheeze
an den kitteh hapies evar afta
But nawt TVP (teckschoorized vegabull proteen). Iz da sik makur, even if cheep….
Kittehs needs meets, haz taurine fur eyeball helf! An fresh iz best, but if can’t feed kitty burdz an micies, den good kwalitee canned is good, an dat fresh frozin stuff myte be nums too!
Dry kibbles fur da teef helf, iz good! Look fur hi proteen, an nawt corn producks, giv kitteh skwirts an irritashun if allerjik!
If kitteh old, try stinkee foods. Kittehs liek foods wif strawng odors, liek fishy, it helps spur der appytite. Sum old kittehs I hepped, I wisht I cud git fishy stink baybee fud fur dem!
Dose it matters? Biggr but fakie stil beter then smal an reel. More to nom on.
But anything more than a handful is a waste.
Cottleston Pie. . . I hasnt herd dat song in menee yeers.
i allas herd it wuz “moar dan a mouf full beez da waist”. eeder wai, i still doan gotz enuff. (sowwies.. i noe, TMI)
Eye tink smal & reel beter than bigg & fake. Nom nom on plastik? Do not want!!
Tru. But guy kittah iz lucky. Girl kittah has four pair of ‘em.
that’ll give ya back problems, right there
and remember – if all four pairs don’t fall into her arm/leg pits when she’s on her back, they’re not real
( OK kitty… if they look like this even when she’s lying down… )
http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2005/08/22/news/top_stories/82105193953.txt
omg! lolz!11!!! FTW!
Berry intresing lukin noocleer re-actor fings! Wat was idyot arkitect finkin wen he/she dezined dat?? NEber mine – don anser!
… I read another article on them saying that the dome was the most suitble shape for the pressures involved, which makes sense – but did they really need to add the nipple-like cooling vents on top? ;o)
reading the article actually answers that..
mai kweshtun iz dis: hao u be knowin bowt alla dis stuf, Stend? u r ful ob da smartz (oar sumfing)
STEND!! I went back looking for the ironical settees and chairs but they were not there. I will try again over the weekend. They were SO you!!
only on ICHC can one make a leap from nipples to furniture in one single bound (or conversation box)
Flexibility like the kitty is a good thing.
and remember – if all four pairs don’t fall into her arm/leg pits when she’s on her back, they’re not real
( OK kitty… if they look like this, they’re not real )
http://www.bayjournal.com.au/joomla/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=574&Itemid=42
We alwayz callded dat playce “Dolly Parton’s Farm”!!!
I noo sum chiks dat wud hold der breff whenevr we dorve past it… Also wudent shave, an dis wuz in 1980!
Ferzacktlee zo.
Alzo, I wus tollded bi paztik surjon daht puttin in dah plaztik brakez nervz 2 dah tipz, zo it makz girly lezz sensitiv dehr 2. Reeli doez not wantz!!!
Astonished kitteh is astonished
Teh unpewer thots…I haz dem.
Gadjit Kittah wantz new eyePawd.
Warnin! Hairball Alertz! Furst hairball on itz wai 2 laptop.
Ummm, noooo, Mawmee, dat not hurkt up ting, dat a… ummm, warm rist rest so yoo no gets da carpool tunnel sindromez! Yeah, dat’s it!
Don’t Goatse Me EVAR again!
teyr real nd teyr spectakulur
winz! sienfeild ref!
Cat is scandalized.
Just received some nasty, mean
flame mail from a dawg.
Ais lyk ur LoLku! Nys to hab mor den won po-ette on site!
OMG! How he makes his poophol so big?!?!
Kittehs’ furst goatsee!
I cannot unsee what i have seen (Goatse = 100 different kinds of PLEH and a hundred more of DO NOT WANT)
Mind bleach….must have….mind bleach…..
too true!
too true!
Hmm, cannot get on da ebay…… duz newegg hav? Mebbe amazom? Haylp!
omg, u can haz
let you show me them !!!!
Ooooh, lemme gedda pikacu, den I can haz pokemon?
Hehe. Dat wun took me a minit.
kitteh, teh pronz not real. is fake. and you shood uze a proxy server with teh pron or u get teh spam.
RIP lolrus 1997 – 2007
no, yer doin it wrong.
RIP lolrus 199*5*-200*5*
An lolrus is wurth a fousand wurds
AAAAAAAAAA!!! MAKE ME UNSEE IT!
So DATS hao u ply Geetar Heero!!
Aww, kitteh, iz videyo wif da edits! Dat gy nawt so gud, da screen iz da demo!!!
“U spended how many cheezbergurs worth of monies on this? U the stoopy!”
DO NOT WANT GOATSE! D:
dis is teh internets, kitteh. EVRYTHING cans be fotoshopt.
(even u)
(ekspeshly u)
I’s gettin tarrred ob lookin at all tis kitteh pron, lessee wat teh lolcats are up to.
Armee kitteh scans the ‘puter, but VICTORY is just aroun the corner
MAWM!!
PWIVACEE PLZ!!
DANG!
lookz like xena
OMGZ! Dose arr teh biggist cans I’s evar seen!
huh? cans of tuna. whut tu tink I’s tawkin aboot? Perv.
Kitteh says :
“He was a SEAL????? “
(
)
WurdPres is RILLY mesin wif me. sumtiems i cans be “Teho” an othr tiems i r “Theo”
didn notis until jus nao
Nip/Tuck Kittah sez:
“Tha Carrrvr was Dr. Kosta!?! Weak!”
OMG! he’z in mah base, killin mah d00dz!
Strypee Kitteh luukz
at IcanhazCheezburger.
Laffz at Jack’s LolKooz
So menneez sillee
rittun fingz. Hewminz tryeeng
2 fink lyke Kittehz
Strypee Kitteh koodz
luukz at Pr0n, but dis syte can
haz t3h much phunnee!
Jack.
Mr. Jack… yoo haz much win and awsum!
Lolkooz is bestest! <3
Mr. Jack… yoo haz much win and awsum!
Lolkooz is bestest! <3
Doze whiskars R sooo fayk!!! Look, yoo kin see da skars frum da implantz!
Iz Internets Rool # 34, kitteh!
oh man, I reelly wish dat Cris Crocker guys wud jus shaddup. he gets no cheezburger!
LEEV KRIS KROKR ALOEN!…
NOWAI IM GETTIN INSIDE DAT PORTAL
Lez c..If I open my mouf DIS wide is dat enough room da biggest fishees?
kittypr0n?
Teh Galaxy scored a goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homg! avirt yr ies!
Was kitteh lookin at Pamela Anderson?
I sees me some GUITAR HERO II, huzzah! ^^
gogo Guitar Hero!!
He be lookin at cat pr0nZ