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Concerned kitty is concerned
concerned posters are concerned about concerned kitty !!!
oh hai
i tryd to powst u anuthr itter-ayshin, buts teh coment ate itself.
That concerns me.
Concerned posters are concerned about posts about consumed posts.
consarn it!
this thread concerns me – but is it relevant to my interests?
joo relevanceez eez concernin fo sho…
Tim Gunn sez, Dis pickshur consernz meh.
were’s andrae?
AN-DRE? WHEEERE’S ANDREEE ???
project runwai kitteh saiz: maik it work
Red LOLbster?
I tink I jus peeded a littul
wut?
get a mop on isle 3 George….
dangd hoomins
sum1 nohtifei teh ahthoriteez pls kthxbai
conserned…..conserned ????
warez da orkin manz ?!?!
dats won berry beeg cockaroach !!!!
Cockaroach nots big! Bebeh kitteh is TYNEE!
Frightened kitteh says,
“I can has a pahrarshoot?
Plz to let me down.”
Albino kitteh sayz, “You are in the Pit of DESPAIR!”
i can has wheelbaro?
why didn’t u tell me hads a wheelbaro?
is ova de albino!
nao if we onlys hada hollow cost clowk…
ah cudhuv counted dat amonst owr asetz in the fuwrst plaec!
Go easy on him he’s been mostly dead all day.
Now we jus need da dwead piwate woberts kitteh an we’s all set!
WIN!
Doant eben tink abowt tryeng to excape *COFF COFF COFF*
no b scayreded, kitteh. Ai piks u up, gibs u snorgles & smoos, den set u safelee on teh floore! Den u cans run up teh chare agin n pretends to be scayred ob hites agin! We plays dis game til naptyme!
MM ah can tellz joo a gud kittehmom! =)
Fank u!
Ai feels sillee! Ai finks bebeh kitteh on chare! Nao I see hez on knee! Tymes to see eye doc!
Kitteh sez “hoo kneedz dis?”
How doth the little kitten claw
Upon mine anguished leg -
Enjoying, without pause, each paw,
However hard I beg.
How piquant is the prickly pain
From every taloned toe!
How is it, when he starts again,
I do not make him go?
“‘Tis love,” he hums in husky hymns,
Upon my needled knee;
So when he needs must knead my limbs,
I needs must leave him be.
Top marks!
Fanks very mush – I akshully wrote this sum time ago an never uzed it til now. It’s sort of Lewis-Carroll-ish.
Iz Duffish too meh
and berry naice too
I so lykes de poetries
It sounds a little Robert Frost-ish, too.
It defanitely has the Lewis Carrollness.
I gives the approve! And the five cheezbergurs!
i wuz tinkin Ogg Dinnash
Wow! Very, very good!
HAd bery nyce napz dis apternoon wid a Manfred blankie!
dat be de bes kin of nap an bes kind of o blankie!!
Bery nys pome Duffy! N soo apor… apror… puurfect fur dis pic!
LOVE IT!!!!
I have a some-day project of starting a website of animal poetry, and, with your permission, I;d like to use your poem (with credit) if I ever do set it up
Pls do – not sure how to communicate mah akshual name and stuff, but we can wurk it owt.
is beeyoou ti full!
Wow, Duffy, I luvs ur pome!! Iz kwite empresd! Reminz me of Lewis Carroll — Alice in Wonderland?
HOW doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail….
Duffy has very skillfully and entertainingly parodied Lewis Carroll’s poem in Alice in Wonderland.
How doth the little crocodile……
http://www.readprint.com/work-180/Lewis-Carroll
But that poem is a clever parody of an older instructional poem by Isaac Watts
How doth the little busy bee…..
http://www.victorianweb.org/authors/rands/ajrbion1.html
Dere some bery literat peeps here. Yeah Duffy, bery kool.
Tanks fur teh Read Print link…. I will be visitin dem agin (and agin…).
Much win an awsum pome! \o/
wunderfully purrfect!
dat pome iz toadally ful ob da awsum! u maked mai inetlct… ntellct… mah brain smile!
Applawses! I picks up on the Lewis Carroll right away. Very nice indeeds!
u noe, i nots fink i evar can has see coment wif 54 5-burgr raytings (ands cownting) befoar
I blushes – fankoo evereebodies. I alwaies felt like it had a good flavur.
fr ur arrkyvs
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/coupla-faves.html
ah, but teh knee is on a purrson on a chare, so kitteh IZ on chare
Nawt feel silleh – I thot it wuz a chare, too! Too buzy luking at cyoot kitteh!
Now, this naptyme of which u speek: is it foar teh kitteh or foar teh kittehmommy? I’m thinking I like opshun #2 teh best.
bof can shayr naptyme. DAT is bestest.
D’oh. That’s what I meaned. Only I diddent has naptyme so I wuz too sleepyz to think stratezzzzzzzzzzz
Bestest naptymes wen kittehs snurgle ups to mah tummee wen ais nappin, n purrz demselfs to sweep!
boy duz i has sumthin fr u to see, then…
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/09/walter-i-think-.html
ROFLMAOPIP!!! Teho dat b hilary… hiller….sooper funneh!
iz dat a cheezbrgr?!
That was my thought. Kitteh not skeered — kitteh in extastacey of deescobery!
Good point! I like your interpretation of expression!
interpretaschaunz, we has dem…
u just wait till dis hareball comes owt!!!
And yet another interpretaschaun.
Wittle wite kitteh sez “OMG deed joo noes joo has a hole in joo pantzes???”
I didn’t has dat hole until u climbded up mah leg kitteh.
Lubs does oranjee eers!! MUST NOT NIBBLE!!! Teh oranj wons iz poysin!
ZOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
is dat can be MARMIE SEELPOYNTZ!????
[high-pitched capacitor-charging whine]
: : : : : : : : : ker-SPUUF : : : : : : : : :
[butterflies]
hardz…tu…b…resistin’…dah…cyoooooot…orynj…eerz…
*cannea hold bakk no moar* SCHNORGLE SCHMOO!!!!
x.X <– Ah r ded of schrnorglin…
(at leest Ah dedz happee)
Walk plank? DO NOT WANT!
ARRRR!! In honor of “International Talk Like a Pirate Day”!!!!
oh hai down tehre, want sum free softwear, muzik, moovees?
oh wait, i iz rong pyrate
sry
Dose pyrates spoofed mai email domain agin, so awl teh non-deliverable mail bounced back to mai catch-al box. When I catches dem, dey will be ex-pyrats. I plans on forcefeedin dem a certain canned meat product until dey swers dey nawt do it eber agin.
I noe I iz nawt zombie, it jus spoofin. But, naow I noes Y dey did it todai, at leest.
OH, NO!!!!! ARE THOSE MY HARBLS DOWN THERE?
THEY MUSTA FALLED OFF WHEN I CLIMBED UP HERE!
( to the tune of ‘detachable penis’ )
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
and my harbls were missing again …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
or, in a slightly… purer version…
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_url=/watch%3Fsearch%3D%26mode%3Drelated%26v%3D8bRs6KWDsc0
Wow, I vaguely remember when the M in MTV stood for music too, lulz!
hahahaha yay…alwyz lurvd dat sawng!
Bebbee Snowbawll klymzd
way ye up wiffowtz luukeeng daown.
Whut Snowbawll duz now?
“Up” iz allwayz t3h
eeazee part. Bebbee Snowbawll
koodz klymz down… Or Napz.
Napz luukz bettah awll
t3h tyme. Hewminz will kumz bie
anz reskew Bebbee
Jack.
So Kyut!! Jack, Manfred & teh Pwinsess r happee 2 see ur pomes agin. Dey getz teh chin rubz!
And bellee rubz too?
polar kitty sez “oh noez – my glacier is meltering !!!” PLOOP…
Noe moar lolrus — noe moar bukkits! Wut I do nao???
Iyce Qween kitteh eez on lolkowt…for dah lolrus n heemz bukkit…
Ai must flotes to Afrikka in teh bukkit!
Kittee are tawnting his siblinks. “Ha ha de ha ha! I are up hear and u ain’t!”
Yep. Kitteh hoo get teh hai grownd = Win.
Fashionista kitteh sez “Doan u no u r not suppose to ware da lite warsh denim? Dark warsh is IN!”
Dese be stretch or no?
fashionista kitteh knowz iz no white after laborz dai
“Jebus Crist, it’s a lion! How do I get to the car!?1?!/!”
Much winz!!1!
Lookit those litul crampons hangin on to the top of Mount Bloodenim!!!
Eckselseeyor!!
Dat leg is feelin dose clawz.
Teh Xanaks…Is needs it.
NO hab Xanacks. Gots Paksil. Dat do OK?
hEYYYYYYYYYYYY puts bebe kitteh down naw! do not want!
Teh flawr iz lava!
…teh sumit iz Levis
(
Melisa.)
After scaling the summit of Mt. Levi knee,
Kitteh has regrets.
I kneed to getz daon.
Den you needz to find a duck.
BOOO!!! (c:
POLARized kitteh ov elektrik eez on yer oh hai pnts (usin 4 sets of 5 pnty ends), luukin down on dah lava floor, laffin at heemz siblins “JOO LOOZE!”
Yipes! I iz tew feets up in de aer!
Call teh fire deportment!!!!!! Brin teh big laders! I is stuck!
OMG, is dat nip down dere? Iz okay, I not wate for laddurs, get down myself nao….
*sproing*
Drama kween kitteh no longer so dramatik.
…an spekin of feets, ur feets r teh HUEZ
Yaaargggh…get me down from here, ye scurvy bilge-sucker!
Iz isn’t the parrot, Dustbunny, – Iz that u?
Wot?? I be a pirate, not a parrot! Donut make me keelhaul ye.
Kitteh climbeded to teh topz of the Knee mounten
…and den he memberd dat he was fraid of teh hites.
what kind of person would take a picture of this little guy instead of just helping him get down?
Psst, M….the cats don’t REALLY write the captions here.
The sort that knows the difference between an amusing picture and a kitten that’s actually in danger of injury. You know, pretty much anyone who has cats or even has friends who have cats.
I think M be jokin.
All poynty endz are now in use.
yeers later skared kitteh luks bak on this day and cees that it wasnt too hi after all.
Mah BF and I visited mah kittenhood home on teh west coaste a few yeers ago. I libbed there from age 2 to age 7 then never went back again until just then. I telled him “oh, u will knoes when we is on teh rite strete: it is very big steep hill, very hai up, almost to teh sky. U need sherpa to guide u.” I rembered climbing way way up teh hill ebery morning to get skool buss and also riding mah bike down the long hill. Wheeeeee!
Well, u knoes where this is going. We getted to mah old nayborhood and we finded mah strete. Teh big, long, steep hill that went up to the clowds? Very gentle slope. Hardly even a hill. Mah BF laffed and laffed.
I guess that meens mah grandma wasn’t really eight feet tallz, neether.
When i wuz littel i remembered teh bafftub to b reely hyuje. but nau I taek showar and bafftub luk so small.
Jeff Gilooly kitteh sez: O noes!! I dropped mah led pipe!
i dint noe that anyonez stillz rememberz jeff “lead pipe” gilloly
As a precocious toddler watching the Olympics (“toddler” = guffaw) i ‘member.
Tanya “Waaaaaaaaaaaahhh….my shoelaces r untied…(stupid Jeff, shudda dun it muhself)
Nancy “Waaaaaaaaaaaahhh….i don have gold medal, gold medal is russia”
Very good synopsis of that whole affair.
Teh brane is a misteerius organ. Mines can calls up teh whole Great Knee Whacking Caper of 1994 on a moment’s notiss wifout thinking of it for manny yeers, but it no canz has memmries of whare are mah keys, didz I pay teh car inshurince or didz I tern off teh iron.
memori iz weerd leik dat.
http://twolumps.net/ Dey mayd an lolcat funnee ova der at twolumps!
o noes Is gonna fall aff tis guys nee
or wat if he puts his nees togetter and i get smushed.
o noes!
Put yer knee down…put yer knee down…I SEZ LOBBY NAOWWWWWWWW!
(“Pharmacy Line 1, pharmacy line 1…request for bacitracin for a punctured knee, plz….”)
Git mee a laddor!
…Or, u cud jus put mee down dere… Heh…
White Kittah doez not want 2b used as kneepad. Iz frah-gee-lay.
Oh, yes. Besides, grass stanes is teh unpossabul to getz out of white furs too.
(Oh and A Crissmiss Stoary ref FTW!)
arrggghhh … sept 19 iz talk like a pirate day … iz also mai birfdae … dats how i member it. arrhhgggghhh … homescribe iz getting old …
happee birfday dere, homescrib! hope u getz lotz ob booty. arrrggh. k thx bai.
Happy birfday! My birfday iz day arrrfter talk like a pirate day. But I iz in Australia, so iz still talk like pirate elsewheres.
Grrreetings to ye on yer natal day, me hearty! Here be a present for ye. Apologies fer the lack of fancy wrappin’ papers, purty ribbons and the like. Me hook was in the shop.
http://www.topfive.com/things-to-say-around-the-house-on-talk-like-a-pirate-day.shtml
(U is teh lucky. Mah birfday is on teh same day lokal tackses am due. The cownty gets all mah birfday moneys.)
You SURE dis da wai dat Edmund Hillary started?
Edmund Littulhillary.
kitteh say “git out ur f*ckin chckbk!”
Obiwan kitteh sez: yu no can has win, I has a high ground!
Arrgh! Talk like a pie-rat day be almost over, but ye can still find yer pie-rat name here:
http://www.piratequiz.com/
I be Dirty Charity Bonney, and here’s me mark: &
Holy kittens!…that IZ high!
Kitten + knee = acrophobia. Haha, that cat must have made a really strange sounding meow.
CUTE little putty-tat!