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ur bref stinks

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kitteh: Trey
photo and caption by: mandy

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

 
scarletkitty

Eat sum toona, K? Will mayke it bettar.

FlyingKitteh

Ah,noh. Tunah not gud nuf. try cheezburger! dat yummy!

 
 
Metameta

kiteh breth is bad. :B

 
stend

major pleh, reporting for doody

trtskh

stend alwayz b full of winz!

 
 
 
Jenny

I wants dat kitteh… butiful gray cote, sweet lil pink noes. OMG Iz luv at firs site (sorry Nosferatu n Spider).

Jenny

speekin ov my Nosferatu n Spider — I jus saw that tey made it to votin page!!! Wowz!!! pg 4, 2nd down (ornjy white kitteh bitin teh black kitteh), but wuz not my capchun. Yes, teh ornjy white kitteh is teh wun named Nosferatu.

Jenny

oops … iz akchully 4rf wun down on 4rf page, i tinks (iz so esited, forgots how 2 count)

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Du you meen teh “I iz Highlander Kitteh - whut I do with hed” kittehz?

Jenny

Hey, they added even more pics…. (glad to see new stuff on the voting page!) Now, its on page 10, second one from bottom — NYARR! I IZ VAMPIRE. My original caption was “U tastes lik chikin….. I does?”

Oops, I mean…. hey teh aded evn moor pikchurs … nevermind.

Jenny

*sigh* cheked agan n it was on ninf page now…. I swearz tey keep movin em. OK, I gonna stop lookin, oterwise I be takin up teh whole post on tellin evrywun ware my kittehs pikchur iz now.

Iz nine-firty, do u noes ware ur kittehz pikchur is??

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Hey, Hi - I just checked - iz still awn page 9 at this tiem - and doin well - has 4 3/4th burgerz! And kyoot kittiehs, they iz! Spider kitteh seemz very calm abawt nek bite.!

 
 
 
 
 
 
mandy

iz my kitteh!! my very fluffy kitteh Trey! he wuz rescued frm a warehouse in Jan!!

jude

i has met this kitteh, is vry nice.

 
 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

And wai iz teh very floofy kitteh Trey getting teh harecutt?

And whut waz he doing in teh warehouse? I wunz had a warehaus kitteh. Her nayme waz Molly. She had been there fur 10 yrs. Teh warehaus wuz clozing and no wun thot abawt new hoam fur Molly. Mai niece (hoo know abawt her) asked if we cud taek her in. She was a great big ginger kitthe - luking just liek Morris!

mandy

he wuz BOOOOOORN FREEEEEEEE.

rescue ppl captured him n brought him to shelter. to be my very own fluffy Trey kitteh!!

 
 
 
 
 
WallofIllusion

…dat capshun deskrybs fase perfectly. gud job.

 
Msfolly

Catburglar Kitteh crakin safe by feel’in ownly.

Otay, wun moah tumbleh to fall!
Too moah clicks to right…

 
D.R.

Ah- ah- ahchoo!

(Sniff)

Soreys.

I can has tishoo?

tokyorose

dees allergeez, tey is teh worst. ays all swolled up, can’t breeve thru noze… I can has benadryl?

 
 
tokyorose

Bebeh, you noos I loves yoo, but no kisses till yoo brush ur teefs, kay?

B!

Whut? I onlee went to Steenkeeng Roze an ayt all da nommee garlicks!

 
 
Jenny

Wat a kyute lil kitteh…. pritty gray fur, lil pink noes. OMG… iz luv at firs site!!!! (sorry nussy n spidr)

Jenny

much sorry fur repetz, orignal post had vanished!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Tehy do taht a LOT. U waitz - usuallyz show up eveushually.

 
 
 
miss foots

how can keep my kitteh from smelling?

 
 
catalogical humor

plug hiz nose

paws4thot

Mutter mutter WordPress HTMOL tags mutter mutter!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
Johnson442

You can has Tick-Tack? Pleeze? Mebbe 2??

 
Flartus

Mr. Magoo kitteh says “Dat no smell lyke mah liddle buddercup!”

 
LBeeeze

OMG….yoos nevur heard of de Scope

or de Listereen ???

Iz de swishy bloo stuff

Yoo mast swish befoar yoo kiss meh !!

kthx

Antoinette

But kittehs lieks steenky things! Sticks hed in shuz, eets smelly kitteh fud (pleh!), sniffs other kittehbutts.

 
 
Jenny

Kitteh iz lisnin to meditashun CD — “now cloze ur eyez, n imagines floofy soft bunz n in teh middle teh tander meety substanse wif melty yellows cheeze….pikchur teh colors, magine teh diffrnt tekchurs, smellz teh cheezyburgr smellz” (at dis point kitteh says — ooof, dis cheezburgr smells lik dog farts — *sigh* stoopy dog is ruinin my paf to sprichulazashun)

D.R.

paf to sprichulazashun=100 pointz

 
 
 
bubbyscranky

Is too sleepy, even puttin mah hed down wood takes too much energee. ZZZZZ.

 
 
Teho

but… but… dis is HAPPEHKITTEH fayse! dis is hao kitteh sez I LOF YOO!!

“ur bref stinx”? [hmf] …i shud sai nots.

Jenny

I fowt same fing at first… is luvy fayse, n nice, but I do detekts a lil wrinkld noes effect. Kitteh says, “I luvs u much, but u r assulltin my noes”

bubbyscranky

Oh noes!! Donut assault the widdle pink noes!

 
 
 
lzbnhiker

ur briefs stink…….

 
catalogical humor

pic also luks like kitteh dreaming
uf teh Land of 1000000 Cheezburgers

 
catalogical humor

wow your spelling stinks

 
Duffy

Now dont opun eies till I tellz yu - no peeking!
(Kwik, lite teh birfday candulz!)

silverweezingbus

*kitteh wishes fur can openur that duz not reekwire posable thumz*

B!

Oooh, kitteh! I has wun! It de ottomatik opener kinda ting, $20 at Walleewurld, poosh da button, an openur goez roun an roun all by self! I lurves ma ottopener! Take DAT, ebil cans! I keel joo!

 
Teho

buts wy not jus wish fr teh thums??

B!

Cuz wivowt dem, I kin ask uvvers to do fings fur me!!!!

Teho

…deeeeveyus
[chinstroke] [chinstroke] [chinstroke]

 
 
 
 
 
silverweezingbus

u has lurnd much, yung grasshoppa… now u r mastr of meety cheezburger style.

tallian

But not yet teh hamster stylz.

 
 
Lora

Kitteh: “Mah dog, he haz no nose.”
Hyooman: “How doez he smell?”
Kitteh: “Awful!” pleh

 
Wolverine Girl

Smelly humin, smelly humin,
wut iz dey feading u?
Smelly humin, sme-elly humin,
it’z not ur fo-o-olt.