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kitteh: Trey
photo and caption by: mandy
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Eat sum toona, K? Will mayke it bettar.
Ah,noh. Tunah not gud nuf. try cheezburger! dat yummy!
kiteh breth is bad. :B
major pleh, reporting for doody
stend alwayz b full of winz!
no urs
I wants dat kitteh… butiful gray cote, sweet lil pink noes. OMG Iz luv at firs site (sorry Nosferatu n Spider).
speekin ov my Nosferatu n Spider — I jus saw that tey made it to votin page!!! Wowz!!! pg 4, 2nd down (ornjy white kitteh bitin teh black kitteh), but wuz not my capchun. Yes, teh ornjy white kitteh is teh wun named Nosferatu.
oops … iz akchully 4rf wun down on 4rf page, i tinks (iz so esited, forgots how 2 count)
Du you meen teh “I iz Highlander Kitteh - whut I do with hed” kittehz?
Hey, they added even more pics…. (glad to see new stuff on the voting page!) Now, its on page 10, second one from bottom — NYARR! I IZ VAMPIRE. My original caption was “U tastes lik chikin….. I does?”
Oops, I mean…. hey teh aded evn moor pikchurs … nevermind.
*sigh* cheked agan n it was on ninf page now…. I swearz tey keep movin em. OK, I gonna stop lookin, oterwise I be takin up teh whole post on tellin evrywun ware my kittehs pikchur iz now.
Iz nine-firty, do u noes ware ur kittehz pikchur is??
Hey, Hi - I just checked - iz still awn page 9 at this tiem - and doin well - has 4 3/4th burgerz! And kyoot kittiehs, they iz! Spider kitteh seemz very calm abawt nek bite.!
Thx!
iz my kitteh!! my very fluffy kitteh Trey! he wuz rescued frm a warehouse in Jan!!
i has met this kitteh, is vry nice.
no you havent. liar.
And wai iz teh very floofy kitteh Trey getting teh harecutt?
And whut waz he doing in teh warehouse? I wunz had a warehaus kitteh. Her nayme waz Molly. She had been there fur 10 yrs. Teh warehaus wuz clozing and no wun thot abawt new hoam fur Molly. Mai niece (hoo know abawt her) asked if we cud taek her in. She was a great big ginger kitthe - luking just liek Morris!
he wuz BOOOOOORN FREEEEEEEE.
rescue ppl captured him n brought him to shelter. to be my very own fluffy Trey kitteh!!
He rooka rika man….
ms. swan ftw!
…dat capshun deskrybs fase perfectly. gud job.
Catburglar Kitteh crakin safe by feel’in ownly.
Otay, wun moah tumbleh to fall!
Too moah clicks to right…
Ah- ah- ahchoo!
(Sniff)
Soreys.
I can has tishoo?
dees allergeez, tey is teh worst. ays all swolled up, can’t breeve thru noze… I can has benadryl?
Bebeh, you noos I loves yoo, but no kisses till yoo brush ur teefs, kay?
Whut? I onlee went to Steenkeeng Roze an ayt all da nommee garlicks!
Wat a kyute lil kitteh…. pritty gray fur, lil pink noes. OMG… iz luv at firs site!!!! (sorry nussy n spidr)
much sorry fur repetz, orignal post had vanished!!
Tehy do taht a LOT. U waitz - usuallyz show up eveushually.
how can keep my kitteh from smelling?
kitteh bath??
tiny clothespin?
plug hiz nose
>f/x/end<
Mutter mutter WordPress HTMOL tags mutter mutter!!!
nose bandage
Add parslee to foods?
You can has Tick-Tack? Pleeze? Mebbe 2??
Mr. Magoo kitteh says “Dat no smell lyke mah liddle buddercup!”
OMG….yoos nevur heard of de Scope
or de Listereen ???
Iz de swishy bloo stuff
Yoo mast swish befoar yoo kiss meh !!
kthx
But kittehs lieks steenky things! Sticks hed in shuz, eets smelly kitteh fud (pleh!), sniffs other kittehbutts.
Kitteh iz lisnin to meditashun CD — “now cloze ur eyez, n imagines floofy soft bunz n in teh middle teh tander meety substanse wif melty yellows cheeze….pikchur teh colors, magine teh diffrnt tekchurs, smellz teh cheezyburgr smellz” (at dis point kitteh says — ooof, dis cheezburgr smells lik dog farts — *sigh* stoopy dog is ruinin my paf to sprichulazashun)
LOL! Dis my favrut wun so far…
paf to sprichulazashun=100 pointz
Is too sleepy, even puttin mah hed down wood takes too much energee. ZZZZZ.
pink snoot!
but… but… dis is HAPPEHKITTEH fayse! dis is hao kitteh sez I LOF YOO!!
“ur bref stinx”? [hmf] …i shud sai nots.
I fowt same fing at first… is luvy fayse, n nice, but I do detekts a lil wrinkld noes effect. Kitteh says, “I luvs u much, but u r assulltin my noes”
Oh noes!! Donut assault the widdle pink noes!
ur briefs stink…….
pic also luks like kitteh dreaming
uf teh Land of 1000000 Cheezburgers
wow your spelling stinks
Now dont opun eies till I tellz yu - no peeking!
(Kwik, lite teh birfday candulz!)
*kitteh wishes fur can openur that duz not reekwire posable thumz*
Oooh, kitteh! I has wun! It de ottomatik opener kinda ting, $20 at Walleewurld, poosh da button, an openur goez roun an roun all by self! I lurves ma ottopener! Take DAT, ebil cans! I keel joo!
buts wy not jus wish fr teh thums??
Cuz wivowt dem, I kin ask uvvers to do fings fur me!!!!
…deeeeveyus
[chinstroke] [chinstroke] [chinstroke]
u has lurnd much, yung grasshoppa… now u r mastr of meety cheezburger style.
But not yet teh hamster stylz.
Kitteh: “Mah dog, he haz no nose.”
Hyooman: “How doez he smell?”
Kitteh: “Awful!” pleh
Smelly humin, smelly humin,
wut iz dey feading u?
Smelly humin, sme-elly humin,
it’z not ur fo-o-olt.
FRIENS FTW!!!!!