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…Breakfast Of Champions
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Does that cat have an earring?
yez but is not werings it riet nao.
hee hee! FTW
It maked an infeksion. So had to be takin it out.
Mai toze, dey haz da bestest flavor!
*first*
toez has taste? me notz cannebuhl, me wants eats
Iz da jam dat maek da toez so nom nom nom
Lidderbox pawz iz moar nom nom nom… iz bestest flaver ov all!
Ok dis iz kwite gross. So I tink u will appreeseeate.
Mai big brudder used to maik hiz toe jam into a ball an kept it under teh bed when he wos tea naiger. Now he grone up wiv two chilrens and respekted member of teh commyounitee – until I blabs on interweb, NEways.
GRRRRRRRRRRRooooooos!
Iz no wunder he cudn’t get a grlfren for menny, menny yeers. An for menny, menny yeers, hiz poor trormaterised sister (me) tink boys are teh pleh.
Later, I disskuverd tehy has sum uses. ;o)
harhar. boyz are prolleh teh werst ting evurr when derr in neinth or sevunth grayd. Dey be rite buhtween adolt an’ child an’ be relleh nigh-eve.
my kitteh was biting off his toenails last night. it was disgusting.
muhst make good midnight snak, too!
my kitteh does that too — it maakes teh weirdest sound!
Mai kitteh wait til I asleep befoar he duz this, so I waek up to RIIIIIIIP… RIPPPPPP… I’m lyk, WTF?! Den I relize, kitteh cleenin futs.
Mah kitteh leeves the shorn toenayls on teh carpit fer meh to fynd with mah toes. she’s a saydist kitteh.
I like that cuz you never have to cut them yourself.
But what’s that raw looking spot on his/her left our right? Is kitteh ok?
I finkz I seez mehtul luup, sew mehbee iz peenk kollur an kitteh iz faiyn.
you mean on her face, between her eye and ear??
that’s normal, that area has scent glands, good for
rubbin all over everything kitteh wants and loves.
and owns.
LOL. True dat.
yum
Luk et meh! I b taykin shaour jezt liek a peepulz!!
Iz in ur shwer, likkin mah toes
I iz in ur shwr and u needs to clean it!! Get da Rid-X fur de mildoos. P – eeeww!
Ur 70s shower stall… I has it.
Mah parintz has teh saem showur tiles, and teihr kitteh Beau lyks to go in tehre and watch teh water droplets slyd down teh curtin.
my bebeh kitteh stands on teh edge uv teh tub between the clear shower curtin and teh fabric decorative curtin and watches me tak a shower. evvary day! is creepy. lol
mah dad lets hims kitteh in teh tub…teh kitteh sits on teh edj, an watches…after, kitteh chases teh waters to teh drayn.
kewt? creepy?
iz teh pirado..perridd… lolcat!
mai kittehs when dey waz babehs thinked da waters waz aLIVE! Dey chaze down da drain, watches da toylette flush, evin whin peepuls waz occupieing it.. . warm ‘n sort in winerr.
LOL. Mai kitteh leevs teh room til I be dun wif showr, and den as soon as I turn watur off, he runnnnnz in and meows til I tell him I still alyve.
“Doan’t wurreh, kitteh! I did nawt drown!”
Den he rubs all ovur mah leg befoar I can even dry off. Crazee.
My toes, I has them
Kitteh Domino waeks me up chooin on floofs between hiz toes inna bed at nite. Kittehs be berry particklur bowt dey foots beein cleen.
Kitteh hav 2 maiyntaiyian teh weponz uv mas destruckshium — noaw point en havn em otehrwaiz!!1!
My dog came up to me the other day with this strange looking thing on top of his head, just beyond his eyebrow. It looked like a feather (we have feather pillows and the feathers poke out of them sometimes). I thought he had been sleeping on my son’s bed and was giving him some ribbing about it and tried to brush the feather off his head.
It was stuck tight. Hmm…. what the heck?
So I looked closer and saw that it was part of a kitteh’s claw embedded in his head. It wasn’t too far in but it was stuck tight. I grabbed it and pulled it out and then asked him what he had done with the cat. He just looked at me real goofy and I was getting nervous until I saw the cat walk into the room. Life with cats and dogs……
my kittehs has each others’ claw-shells embedded in each others heds sometimes, too. i wonder — does it hurtz?
My kitteh used to come in with claw parts sticking out of his head, too. He got in lots of fights when he was in his younger days. Now he’s almost 20 and likes a peaceful lifestyle inside.
Outside layer of claw has to come off. They grow thicker, not just longer. So unless it gets stuck and pulls too hard, it doesn’t hurt.
LG — That would have FREAKED me out! lol
ur toez. bukket stealer haz tem.
My podz has padz. Let me show you them.
Hahahahahaha, oh kitteh.
Dis lil piggy went to market…..dis lil piggy stayed home……
)
Teh rowzt beev, dis lil pihgee haz it.
Diz lil pihgee duz nawt haz.
lolz
I can has roast beest?
wif yorkshoor padding?
an rost potatoes?
eetz enuff & u gitz padding all rite!
Mmmmm, roast beast… Iz boneless, so EZ to carve, yet has legz!
i maed dis lil piggy sum rowzt beev but i eeted it
I has a flavr…and u donts.
Cheez. Vry nootricius.
An delishus!
Toesez Likkee kitteh prolly sez Hey hoomins – plz to has cleene deez icky tilez DO NOT WANT
Lessee. . .wuns, tooz, treez, forz. . yup, dey’s all dere
mmmmMMMMMmmmmm . . .Kitteh Toes
Kittoes … I can has patent?
naw, I been nibbing kittitos fur yeerz. Puppitos, 2.
dey verra goods avec binilla ice creem
HALP!
Der is sumbodi in teh next stawl tappin der feetz.
Senator Larry Craig, purrhaps!
DO NOT WANT!
I can has privacy pleez!!!
Sign in taqueria restrum sai
ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WASH PAWS AFTER USING RESTRUM.
Kthx.
But whut Ai warsh aftur uzin ROSTRUM?
Dat Y U nedz 2 b takin teh “Wide Stance”
waht I wash after using REDRUM?
mebbe everyting — cuz of blood. everywhere. REDRUM!
Der is 2 identickuls kitteh in teh corridor.
Ah finks ah stay in mah rum forr nao.
Iz TWOO, iz twoo, toes iz. Meinz doan etz beffst ina chowers…dez ona beds wit mez triyns 2 sleeps. sheaka-sheaka-sheaka
in soviet russia toes has u!
nom nom nom
tow lambz r guud !!! : )
tasty toe talons test tanya’s tongue twisting talents.
Heavilee hayred hooves hard, hurree horkin!
awesome alliteration
I lurves da kittehs wif da reelee flooffee lynks toezes, but is moar liek “Ay nyai nyai nyai” lik lik dan nom nom nom!!
An NEVVER try to comb owt lawng toehayrz! Knots der is yikes paynfull!!! Sorree Willem!
Ai nyai nyai nyai FTW!!1!
Nom, nom… So gladd Iz walk3d thru dat cheezburger…
Norman: U eat like a burd.
Marion: And u’d noe, of course.
Norman: No, not reely. Burds reely eat a tremenduss lot. But I dont reely noes anything bout burds. Mai hobby is stuffing thingz. U noes- taxidermee.
Yikes!!11!Norman Bates Kitteh
Capshun speeelled rong. Shud bee “Brekfest uv Champeens”!!!
Also, ya evr notiss dat kitteh feets smell jus liek hyoomin feets? Sumtiemz Willem wood put himz pawz rite on ma fayce, an I woud smell hims toez – EWWWWW, STINKEEE!!
But I still lurve da kitteh face pats…. Maed me feel soo luvded by da purtee kittehs, speshullee ma Willem…..
las nite, Beela kitteh jump nex to momma’s face, look sweetly at her, SMACK in middle of mouf, den fall aslepp.
has numy noms b3twenz towz,
numi num
Toeses furst, den fayse, den butt.
in dat odor.
If you don’t eat your feet, you can’t have any pudding!
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your feet?!
We don need no edumacation, we don need no claw controll.
Heh teacha leeve doze kittehs aloan!
failed wheaties boxcover idea #237
LOL *snork*
I wud have buyed it.
u noes, dis ideya cuds maek a killr Flickr colekshun.
nawm nawm nawm. lick’rish jelee beenz has a flavr
Muss keepz toez an klawz
kleenz an in guud repayr. 2
klymez an leepz awn Chayrz
Steppd in sum Milk byez
ackksident. Muss remoovz t3h
nommee evvidense
Kleen, furree nommeeng
Masheen iz grayt Kumpenee.
Nawtz taykz oardurrz well
Jack.
Yay, Jack, you are back! (now that’s feiv syllables – hmmmm) No – I’ll just leave it to u! Everywun’s been missing you!
Teh blak toes, tey lickorish flavr.
Teh whyt wunz is coconut?
Dark choklit, whyt whoklit, dark choklit, whyt chochlit….
Heer at Kitteh Nael Sallon, we has a salf-servis tabul!
Gotz to get toze cleen – hoo hoo stop stop it tikuls it tikuls – no! got to wash toze – aheehee hoo ho stop stop cant tikul self – no, no, gotz to wash – but sooo tikulish – halp!!
Iz got pawpkorns in mai teefs …. just lil bit moar rite … *skritch-skritch-pick…. AHHHHHHH
I can has p-nut budder wiz toze jam?
He got no shoeshine
But he gots feet down beelow himz neez!
An dis beets owt old Brefkast of Champions, Cold Peezza, by a hare!
Toez ar bouf tastee and nootrishus, rite? My cat can has toenailz?
He looks JUST LIKE my Gremlin!
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OH GOD AX THE PEOPLE TO SPEAK ENGLISH
This is taken out of context! I bet he was just trying to scratch his face. Ah well…cats will never be truly understood.
amazing! my cat looks EXACTLY like that
Lieutenant Dan kitty sais take good care of feetz.
Lieutenant Dan kitteh sais: take good care of feetz
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