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This mah bukkit now!
WOW! Firstest!!!
d4mn walrus never getting dis bukket back !!! gonna stay awake for as long as … ZZZZZZ
drinc coffeh…
reed Stend commintz…
*snerk*
grab tissuz…
cleek nother pictur an rpeet
coffeh.
it R taist az gud az it smell.
I can folds space?
Leevin bukkits aroun for kittehs to fall into…grumblegrumblegrumble
Hiz bukket. I has it. Lolz.
w00t on furst!!!
dam. not bein furst. meh.
Iss OK, hoff. Don be madd. Wanna share furst?
dats berry berry nise uv u tu offur, but u r da furst. concatyulayshuns! u ernded it!
kthxbai
Ifs u sharez furst, wills u sharez bukkit?
Hay! U trine to trik me! I gots bukkit n itz all myne n u cant eben look at it, K?
Tymeshare bukkit? plz?
Tymesharin’ bukkits? R u tryin tu bee Donuld Trump?
Hey – iamhoff. You’re nawt purrchance from Austria, r u?
now Janet– don’t starts that agaiN! lolz
mebbe from State of Confusion (aka Orlando) like COL
)
Nope. Nawt frum Oz-land. I bee frum Sandee Eggo Catifurnya. Or teh stayt of konfyusyun.
Um. Oz == Australia. Oz != Austria. (You never saw the crocodile hunter eating wiener schnitzel, did you? No!)
Well, but I once saw a Wiener eating crocodile schnitzel!
Bee kaerfull, kitteh! U no wanna maek da lolrus angerey…
Hmpf. Not scareded of no stoopy lolrus.
“stoopy lolrus” teh funnay!
“Stoopy lolrus” = winny win.
Stoopy iz teh bestest wurd evr.
Cuz teh Lolrus is werkin owt, gittin in shape to git himz bukkit bak!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMmfunKJtt4
OMG. The Japanese commentary added something (?) but I *really* dig teh Rocky music. Go Lolrus!
He cud be a sumo rassler rite nao wifout situps.
The commentator was talking as though he was the walrus, counting his situps, complaining about how hard they are, how fit he’s going to be afterward, etc. ^^
O-M-G
That’s it, folks, there’s nothing left to see. You really can find ANYTHING on the net!!!
OMG! Dat is jest too freekin funnee, DMarie!
I was feeling kinda ooky, finding out that the Lolrus has been dead for 2 years, but then I thought about it, and I realized that he is really immortal. In the real world, as himself, he gave joy to many visitors. Now, as the Lolrus, on ICHC (and elsewhere on the internet) he still gives joy and laughter. The Lolrus is not dead, he has transcended this earthly plane, and lives on in our laughter.
and of course, after keeping the post for 3 or 4 hours, the comment monster gives it back. Sorry for the double post, guys.
I was feeling kinda ooky about finding out that the Lolrus has been dead for two years. Then I thought about how much joy he must have brought to the people that saw him perform, and I realized that the Lolrus is not dead, he is immortal. In giving us, and the people who saw him in real life, so much laughter, he has actually transcended this mortal plane.
Long Live the Lolrus
Deep thinking DM!
Long live teh LoLrus!
Uf corse, he wuz a seel, but lolseel dusnt reely wurk.
Was wondering if I was teh only one to notice that…
He wuz a lolephent seal, or mebbe a elephant sealol. Teh lolrus lives on, an his ghost be seekin his bukket.
Teh lolrus is ded, long live teh lolrus!
Doan wurry. Lolrus be lyk vampyr slayr–thehre always wun in ebrey generashun.
whi duz i suspec dat “SarahD” is akshuly “SarahMG”?
I can has her paychek?
…And Anjull?
u prolly cant has Ainjl. (not yrs)
*sigh* Anjull… he is mai bukket.
Nao we will nevur noe perfick happinez.
*sigh* mee 2. But, doant ask me 2 choose btween Anjull an teh paychek, I want bof.
Anjull is mai bucket!!
aigin the full flavr *snerk*!
+ win +ausumz!!
LOLrus aloan shal stand agaynst the forses of boredun, mundanitee an unfuneeniss…
Huzzah! Well spoken!
Koo koo ka choo!
For the record, it was announced on digg today that the walrus in question has died
A sad day for icanhascheezburger.
i can has confurmashun? Too sad.
nao i iz sad … it was wun grate lolrus, even if he wuz a seal
Oh – I WUZ sad – until this comment! Now I can’t stop giggling.
poor lolrus seal — so misunderstood lol
Lolrus seal deid in 05, but wuz all over everythinz ystarday
Now lolrus in place ware can has as menny bukkits as he wants!
Gibs hole noo diemenshoon 2 konsept ub raneboe bridj!
I iz thinkin abowt ransum….how menny fishes yu think lolrus wurth? heh heh heh
Putz da hoze downz, or I keelz you.
Ur choozins.
“Ur choozins” Awwsum!
Try to tayk bukket frum Kitteh, Grasshopper….
Stoopy LoLrus!! Nuffin speshul bout sillee bukkit! Lawndree baskit mor cumfee!
pardone me, walrus, but dis is just too funneyz.
hrm… kinda seems disrespectful on the day the Lolrus died <_<
That’s arguable on 2 grounds IMO:-
1) I think this was co-incidental.
2) As elsewhere, the LOLrus hasn’t died; he’s ascended to a higher plane, and will live forever in our hearts and minds.
an on a fird grownds…
it not day he diez, him been ded fur too yeerz!
a looong long tyme ago
i kin still ‘member hao dat bukkit uzd ta maik me smiel
an’ i noo if i had a chance
i kud maik da peepl danse
dey be happi fr a litl wile.
but i cryd in septmbr
wif evry giggl i rmembr
bad nooz on da innernet
memry nao all wet
ican rmembr dat i cri wen i herd bout da bukkit dry
somfing tuch me deep insi
de dai de lolrus die…..
(an we wuz singins)
OH, HAI, MIFTR LOLRUS-SEEL GUIY
TUK UR BUKKIT AN I CHUK IT
IN TEH SEA AT HI TIED
MABEY SPIRIT OF TEH LOLRUS
CAN HAS TRANS-OHSHIN RIYD
WHYL TEH CHEEZBURGR PEEPULS ALL CRIY
AS WE STANDS ON TEH BEECH WAYVING BYE…
(…and yez, dat othr riym was veri temting, buts i stayd strong)
Dis be mai most faveritist lolsong ebar. Teho iz jeenyus.
Nawt Teho’s ideer.
^_^
i has blogd dis! sum othr ichc stufs too…
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/coupla-faves.html
tanks for da lyrucs. u haz maid waterwurks start. poor sweet lolrus.
Eggselent lolsong compozing, Angelkins! Dint meen to stepp on toez.
kthxbai.
Iz okai. I haz ten toz, i kin afford ta haf wun er too stepp on.
<3!!!
uhhmmm kitteh… is BASKIT wut has u, not BUKKIT.
eben teh lolrus noes dat. (is why him not finsticuffings u riet nao.)
(wel, is mabey oen of teh reezuns)
Lolrus dayd…. ’s in da news today.
wuh? linkings?
Dayd for 2 years..
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20051007b4.html
It is in the news. Right here: http://digg.com/offbeat_news/LOLrus_is_dead_PIC
here is da newz.
http://www.wthr.com/Global/story.asp?S=3189367&nav=9TaiYTya
dis wuz difrunt seel… buts also in 2005
(nevar dids liek doez dam pyncowns, pleh)
Wot? lolrus dayd??????? DO NOT WANTTTT!!!!!!!!1!!
finking lolrus be dedz for long time nao, since 2005!
o lolrus we hardlee knoo ye!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_Elephant_Seal
“One of the most famous southern elephant seals is Minazo, who lived from when he was a half-year old until his death in 2005 in Japan’s Enoshima Aquarium. Minazo became popular for his signature bucket holding, tongue-lolling pose. In 2006, Minazo was memorialized by the Japanese noise musician Masami Akita, AKA Merzbow, in a two volume album (vol. 1, vol. 2) with artwork by Jenny Akita showing Minazo holding his beloved bucket. In 2007, Minazo became the subject of an image macro similar to lolcat called lolrus. In his liner notes, Masami Akita suggests that Minazo’s frequent and demanding performances left him exhausted, contributing ultimately to his death. Akita’s intention in celebrating Minazo was to highlight the plight of captive animals used for performance before public audiences.
According to teh nooz artical, lolrus choked teh deth on a pine cone.
He is teh Mama Cas of ICANHASCHEEZBURGER.
Differnt lolrus.
FYI, Cass did not choke. She died of a heart attack, brought on by exhaustion.
http://www.casselliot.com/about.htm
Differnt lolrus.
U cant maek dis stuff up…
AKSHUALEE…he was TEN and a half yeerz old, not a half-yeer….jus sayin
read it again.. “from when he was a half-year old”
ie. the lolrus died at 11.
ZOMG!! never made the connection!
see that merzbow “minazo volume 2″ lp cover here:
http://www.mimaroglumusicsales.com/artists/merzbow.html – i want that painting!
LOLrus is dead
http://i19.tinypic.com/35dbvxj.jpg
Yeh. Him done kick da bukkit.
Wate a minit. Dis not mah littr bawx…
I’z in ur bukkit, leafin’ mai mark on ur puzzeshuns.
Whut u mean, bukkit not filled wif litters?
Oh well.
Wen si him agin, mak cribbige bord in hiz tusk and play ALL NITE! Dat sho him.
dis is diabol… dyumbil… dumbldor… dis is can be veri creyativ rebenjj.
In ur bukkit, awaitin’ impendin’ meltins of the polar ice caps.
Ah floats ma wai to safetees.
Sumfin’ fishee bout this bukkit.
Oh hai.
I is Carpuntur.
lolrus be along in a minits.
I can has four wittle oysters?
If u can mak em cheez-oystez, dat be good too.
Kthx.
The time has com, teh lolrus sez, to tawk of menny thingz…
Does pigses has wings?
Alice in Wunnderland ref, WIN!
An why teh sea is boilin hot. . .Lewis Carroll wuz prof. . .pruph. . .cud see teh fuchur!
Hey! I not Daniel! How himz name an addy get on my cormputer?
Iz home cormputer, too.
i notis dis yesrdai… um yah. Hangs on.. [AHEM]
I think there’s some kind of new bug in the js-kit software, or somewhere in WordPress. I saw something like this myself, where each of the fields above the “Your Comment” box seemed to have glommed up the info from other commenters, INCLUDING the supposedly-hidden email addresses. “(required – never shown publicly)”
I almost posted a comment as someone totally random myself, but managed to catch it before I clicked the “Add comment” button. It was weird.
Cheers for the warning.
*evil squinty face*
Penguin cat saz I takin my baskit to gotham n I will gets batgoggie dis time RAHHHahahahhHHAaaaaaaa!!!
“batgoggie” LOL
I jus tol u I not Daniell, but dat my comment. No unnerstan dis.
U meanz – sumtiemz ur “doctorcat” and now – sumtiemz ur “Daniel”? Why not alwayz “Daniel” I wunderz (I meanz, i knowz yur “doctorcat” but if iz borked, tehn why nawt alwayz borked?)
I can has identiy cwisis?
schizophrenia is a difficult thing to admit (LOL)
i’z teh beech master of tihs beech
bee carefuls kitteh, Lolrus come to ur hotel rum tonite wit hiz frends to claim teh bukkit. He werkin undur-cubbers, butt iza ckrit……
lolrus undur-cubbers??? mus be HUGE bed…. course i’v a hippo in mine…(not mai husband. don laf. i’v cute stufed hippo.)
R.I.P. LOLrus
http://i19.tinypic.com/35dbvxj.jpg
Mamuh tryd put mee in dresor drorz wif sweterz.
I not a swetr!
Mai kitteh wants in teh swetr dror – lykes to dig in dem – once lfet a prezent!
RIP bukket lolrus. The bukket has been passed down.
http://i19.tinypic.com/35dbvxj.jpg
…two yrs ago
Still – iz sad. We cud hav been sadder sooner. Gud, purrhapz we didn’t know – luk at awl the funz we’ve had.
Lolrus lives forever at ICHC!
heers anuddr clew fer yew awl… da lolrus wuz paul
Lolrus be lukin down from lolheven and smyling at our bukkit jokes. Nao he play in feelds of bukkits, all blue!
LOLBUKKIT FEELDS FOREVAH
lolbukkit in da sky wif diamodz.
OOPSES
Lolrus in da Sky Wif Diamondz
Lolrus in da Sky Wif Diamond Bukkits.
Kasper Gutcat says:
“I couldn’t be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, its possible to get another. There’s only one Blu Bukkit.”
How bout
STOOPY LOLRUS! Now whooz got bukkit?
Walrus died today
http://i19.tinypic.com/35dbvxj.jpg
NOT TODAY… it just took 2 years to make it onto Digg!
sry, i don get it. sumbuddy halp?
Hai, Karen. You muzt be quite new. You’ve got to go back to the beginning. The first Lolrus picture is on Jan 14, 2007 (currently on page – 121? Can’t see my notes – Barney is sitting on them). All of the Lolrus jokes since then relate to this picture (and there have been HUNDREDZ!)
And while you’re there – look at – well – at least 20 or moar of the early pages. There you will find the first time references for many of teh things you will find here. You will NEVER understand what is being said if you don’t do this. You will be richly awarded for your effort. You will see “You make Bunny cry,” and “I has a flavor, ‘ and (a personal favorite “Wait, I’ll fix it.” Also the immortal “Bunways airllines.”
You are in for a TREET!
this wot i didz. it took two r three daiz to reed evrything. becaim addicteded! noaw i chek evry dai.
Not to mention the classic “The orange ones are… poison!”
i readed alls of them….i still not finding da oranj poizon one – but eberyone noze dat dey r.
i readed, and i maded all my cow orkers readed too. hee hee hee
this one?
Mai OTHER favorite!
Just click on the “lolrus” tag and read from back to front.
i r eggman.
I am teh LOLrus, goo goo g’joob!
sheez, woosh i wood a seen dis b4 postin pervious cmnt.
That’s my kitty! It says “photo by ?” I’m the ?! Yay! Her name is Sybil and she’s huge and crazy.
yay fur de coot sybil crazy kitteh!
So sad teh lolrus died!
kitteh should put bukket on lolrus grave, k!
I gess dese loltterz got da bukkit in da lolrus’ will, den?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8431864@N07/1309951326/
Flickr is can be hoystings teh Joly Rojer today!! YARRRRR!
Dokter Whu
In de cheepes Tardiss eveh
i neerly spat coffee at mah screenz, tanks.
No wonder teh Dokter looks so pissd off.
Oh hai, I be teh Dokturr. Dis iz mai ninth lyf.
an NAO i r finkings dat “SarahD” iz akshuly “SarahJ”
(i has so meny Sarah refs, an so litl brayn lef)
Noes, I iz SarahJ. Pleez to be leavin my naim alone. Iz only wan I got.
nao i r reely cormfoozd
Hai Theo, Teho, Sarah an Sarah. I be D Marie. Marie, Maria, an teh udder Maries are probly arownd here sumwheres. I doant noe Y teh udder Maries use teh suedonims.
It be gettin crowdid in heer wif teh repeet naems!
Jus lyk elimintarry skool.
Ya, eberybuddy calld Sarah dere too!
I’z not THE Sarah J, I’ze just A Sarah J.
But youz can all call me SJ – iz EZyer.
I WISH I be SarahJ. I can has her lethur jackit?
Old K-9, tho, DO NOT WANT. Lolkitteh better.
O hai, I de Dawktr….RUN!!!
Muhahahahah, all ur bukkit r belong 2 us.
So Lolrus kicked teh bukkit?
(Groan…..) I guess that one wuz cumin sooner or later! Yu ar punny!
; ) Fanx – I wuz vry soup-prized nobunny had said it yetz.
Srsly, poor “Lolrus” (seal). Iff animules haz 2B in captivities, letz treet tehm teh bestest we kan.
Lolrus may be gone, but bukkit joaks will liv awn!
iz sorry. bukkits not make me lol no more. kinda sad whut day dun too dat sweet lolrus.
Iz sprized that tuk dis long 2 come up. If Rushn din say it I wuz gona.
How isit I neber hrd of dis sily seel. He goez to LOLseal heben?
bukkit saga lives!!
we can has BALLAD nao!
YES! and I nominate Jack Deth to write it.
Jack Deth, paging Jack Deth.
iz alredy startid tho! see?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/18/stupid-walrus/#comment-95536
I’m in ur bukkit, mournin’ ur lolruses.
It wuz my bukkit 2 begin wif. Damn lolrus is a theef.
its a seal
Seal = Lolrus. Everywun knowz taht!
He has a bukkit
i like the kitteh and teh bukkit