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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Cheezburger Network Blog
Why, I eyes ya…
(Don Piano Kitteh sowns moar liek is sayin “WHY I OUGHTTA…!” to meh enywaiz)
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVBiRqKj6j8 )
ohhh steve johnson. ohhh steve johnson.
ohhh dont pee! ah no!!
why i oughtta LOL teh lolcat way.
Putem up . . . putem up
that’s whut i wuz thinking!
kowerdlee lyon!
Good sir, you leave me no recourse other than fisticuffs! I’m afraid I shall have to ask you to accompany me outside this establishment for a thorough and unpleasant behavioral adjustment!
And by the looks of you, I shan’t even need to remove my gloves.
Marquis of Cheezbury, ov kors, mah lord!
Prepare to be thoroughly trounced!
Can I haz Georgette Heyer referenz, plz?
All you want! Miss Heyer teh best of all tiem! “Pooh, as though I had not seen Bert and Ned at fisticuffs a dozen times.” “Give ol’ Grimsby a leveler.” “Wherepon Freddie astonished the whole assembly, himself included, by knocking Jack down.”
My sister and I have read multiple sets of her novels to pieces, and we rate her alongside Miss Austen. “Grand Sophy” is my favrit, I think…or maybe “False Colours”…or “The Nonesuch”…or
“These Old Shades…” or… oh dear.
Ooooh, dese sown good! I can haz frum Projeck Gootinberg or?
New old auferz, I lurves dem!!
ATTN ATTN LA AREA!!! Terry Pratchett signing on Monday at teh Borders in Torrance, 7pm!!! I be der wif hubby, unless I diez blarg!
Teh WIN by TKO!
(Tux Kitteh Owch)
L O L Win!
Troo Kitteh Oberlord!
( rocky theme rises in background… )
in teh eye of teh kitteh…
I will protect u from da celing snake… bam bam takd dat
I iz dah Graytust!
Meowhummad Ali FTW!!1!
ur FTW FTW!!!1!111snickers!1!!
Formerly known as Catsius Claw
Ah wantz Jo FRAYSHA!!
I haz da Gray Tux!
Carefulz! Kitteh noze Krav MaPaw.
MUCH WINZ HERE!!1!!! maybe kitteh nowz tigah stile kung phoo to?
Wut? Cud u splain taht plz? Kthxbai.
Goez heer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_maga
an alsoes rekumnd u watches “hoomun wepan” on teh Hiztry chennal. Iz vry vry gud kombats from the Izryal Defenz.
Iz kitteh virzun of Krav Maga, teh Izrayle kombat sistum. Iz much lik teh UFC. Much kix of groynz and stuf.
You hoomans think you r so tuff just cuz you are tall.
“Yew, git bak heer!
Ah swairz,
Ah’ll biet ur legz off!”
what joo gonna do, bleed on meh?!
Iz onlee skratch! Want wun?
An wunse Iz gitz mah pawz on u Iz gunna shreddd u, den rabitt-kik u wit ma bak leggz, den, den, den batt u uhrownd teh florr til Iz dun wit u
Den I leeve yu in sumebudy’s shoe for a prezunt.
or drop u in mah water dish
Or mebbe jus preten berree yoo rite where yoo fall, liek ickee foods!
Srr, ah dumand satisfakshun.
Purrhaps u wuld lyk to step owtside?
Put’em up, put’em up, put’em up….
I float liek a buterflii, steeng liek a B!
Wich one of u first? I can fites u both together if u wants. I can fites u with one paw tyed behine mai back. I can fites u standin on one foot. I can fites u with mai eyes clowst.
Ohhhh, sneekin up on me, eh? Why, I’ll… mrrrrriifff!
An ur little dog, 2!
an ur mangy little dog, too!
(keyword= mangy, doan furgit teh mangy)
apolocheeze to catburgler – i didnt see ur post up thar!
(I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks.
I do, I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks!)
invisible speedbag
Ma thot zackly: pam… pam… pam pam pam pam PAM PAM PAMPAMPAMPAMPAM
pew pew pew???
An den myeemyeemyeem eye lazurs to finish off dat uppitee bag!
mew mew mew
Yes, cuz dah fistycuffs is mighty visibul, I feenks.
Catfight Club
First rule of Catfight Club. Don’t talk about Catfight Club
u outt….
“we am teh all singing, all dancing cats of teh wurld”
BTW dis r also second rool. kthx bai.
“a predator disguised as a house pet”
iz veri thin disgize.
Gimme dat cheezburger, or I’ll punch you rite in teh eye!
I just read online that today (9-18-07) is National Cheezburger Day! Who decides these things? Anyway, shouldn’t we have a special way of observing the day here?!
Par-tay!
Happy Cheezburgr Day evryboddy!!! yum-mo!!!
I lurv anudder reesin to sell-abrate! Happy Cheezburger Day eberybody!
an u noes wut tomarrrrow is, too…
Nope.
i sed, tomARRRRRRow! http://www.talklikeapirate.com
We cud awl tawk lyke pie-rats (mmmm, rat pie) wif cheezburgrz in deir moufs.
OH, iz tawlk lyke pirate dai agin alreddy? Haow wunnerful.
Why you–
“….as Gawd ass mai witnesst…. i nebber be witout cheezburgrs evr agan…!!”
fiddle dee dee! where’z scarlet when u needs her?
Scarlett could kick many asses.
…but I don knowes bout cookin no cheezburgers.
But if Ah’d been Miss Melanie Ah’dve slapped that Scarlett’s face raht around to t’other sahd of her head.
“An yoo be settin der waytin, jes lak a SPAHDAH!!!!”
Sucha grayt moovee fur awesum win linez!!!
“Yoo need schnorgling, and often, an by wun who knows how!”
Heer I iz!
oh hai scarlet! ware u bean?
Sumbuddy maek meh a dress owt of curtinz!
bai de lard iz mai widinuss i will haz cheezburger AGIN!!!!
we must almost be twins sumwhere!!!
Pruf that there IZ such a thing as telepathy!
lol, funny timing! You spelled Witnesst with much win!
Katfite Klub mak me feel aliv.
err… uhh… ehh… fisticuffs?
what you mean no wet food… only dry? oh thats it IT’S ON!
Yoos bedder watch out, I’ll punch yer nee-caps ouut!!
Heer we see teh magnifisunt Curl-Paw Tuxedo Kitteh in mid-leep, entised by what appers to be a peese of string-cheeze or possibly a kerit. The Curl-Paw has been filmd leeving the surfiss of teh carpet at 25 mph in pursoot of cheeze lyoorz, but the anglur mus be caushus if using a kerrit as the Curl-Paw, when landed, may retalyate wif five pointy endz if teh bait turns owt to be pleh.
-Eyezak Waltun, Teh Compleet Catangler.
Zoing
pwahahahahahaha snerk
Sef Plesuring Cat
has had it with Ceiling Cat
Oh, nawty. LOL
OMGPEONIES!! Toadal win an awesum!
I hadz taht thot 2. We can haz grate mindz?
…an towuls?
OMG! Even TwoLumps is riffing on this one!
check it… http://www.twolumps.net/d/20070919.html
ROFL SEALING CAT!
taht…waz…amazing
in its comprehensiveness of memeworlds.
im in ur meat locker, preparin to go teh distance
It’s not fisticuffs – it’s PAWZICUFFS!!
Ahl he needz iz hockee jerzee!!
We used to have a cat just like that. He was a little monkeycat.
HEAL, SISTEH!
Cos all I wanna do is go teh diztance. Nobuddy’s ever gone teh diztance wit Creed. An if I kanz go tat diztance an tat bell ringz an I’m still standin, I’m gonna know for teh furst tiemz in mah life, seez, tat I wernt jus nother bum frum teh nayborehood.
Stuff the flaming Marquis de Fantailler!
I say, good sir, stop your insulting of my mother! You’ve given me no choice but to hurt you in ways I’d rather not think about…
Rawkee Balboaa
Kitteh wurkz owt hardz. Koddaz
been a Kontendurr
Kitteh standz an swatz.
Pew!..Pew!..Pew! awn a Speedz Bag
oanlee himz can seez
Fytez bie Roolz uv
Meowwkee uv Kweenzburree.
No hitz beelo beltz
Jack.
Kitteh haz… unyoozuel poschure…. Liek 19th cenchooree pic uv fiskicuffs menz. Jus looks straynj!
Invisible Trombone.
Invisible Goliath
Kitty gonna knock you out…
Great post I learned alot! Thanks =)