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Invisible Fisticuffs

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Teho

(Don Piano Kitteh sowns moar liek is sayin “WHY I OUGHTTA…!” to meh enywaiz)
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVBiRqKj6j8 )

pittypat

ohhh steve johnson. ohhh steve johnson.
ohhh dont pee! ah no!!
why i oughtta LOL teh lolcat way.

 
 
 
 
AJ

Good sir, you leave me no recourse other than fisticuffs! I’m afraid I shall have to ask you to accompany me outside this establishment for a thorough and unpleasant behavioral adjustment!

Lynxany

And by the looks of you, I shan’t even need to remove my gloves.

Eleanor

Marquis of Cheezbury, ov kors, mah lord!

Hello Katie

Prepare to be thoroughly trounced!

Eleanor

Can I haz Georgette Heyer referenz, plz?

Duffy

All you want! Miss Heyer teh best of all tiem! “Pooh, as though I had not seen Bert and Ned at fisticuffs a dozen times.” “Give ol’ Grimsby a leveler.” “Wherepon Freddie astonished the whole assembly, himself included, by knocking Jack down.”
My sister and I have read multiple sets of her novels to pieces, and we rate her alongside Miss Austen. “Grand Sophy” is my favrit, I think…or maybe “False Colours”…or “The Nonesuch”…or
“These Old Shades…” or… oh dear.

 
B!

Ooooh, dese sown good! I can haz frum Projeck Gootinberg or?

New old auferz, I lurves dem!!

ATTN ATTN LA AREA!!! Terry Pratchett signing on Monday at teh Borders in Torrance, 7pm!!! I be der wif hubby, unless I diez blarg!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
stend

( rocky theme rises in background… )

Dexaan

in teh eye of teh kitteh…

 
 
gayla34

I will protect u from da celing snake… bam bam takd dat

 
 
MaskedKat

Carefulz! Kitteh noze Krav MaPaw.

orangekittehservant

MUCH WINZ HERE!!1!!! maybe kitteh nowz tigah stile kung phoo to?

 
RushnGreen

Wut? Cud u splain taht plz? Kthxbai.

MaskedKat

Goez heer:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_maga

an alsoes rekumnd u watches “hoomun wepan” on teh Hiztry chennal. Iz vry vry gud kombats from the Izryal Defenz.

 
MaskedKat

Iz kitteh virzun of Krav Maga, teh Izrayle kombat sistum. Iz much lik teh UFC. Much kix of groynz and stuf.

 
 
 
Tekniik

You hoomans think you r so tuff just cuz you are tall.

The Crapture

“Yew, git bak heer!
Ah swairz,
Ah’ll biet ur legz off!”

tokyorose

what joo gonna do, bleed on meh?!

 
 
 
 
conscious cat

An wunse Iz gitz mah pawz on u Iz gunna shreddd u, den rabitt-kik u wit ma bak leggz, den, den, den batt u uhrownd teh florr til Iz dun wit u

Duffy

Den I leeve yu in sumebudy’s shoe for a prezunt.

doctorcat

or drop u in mah water dish

B!

Or mebbe jus preten berree yoo rite where yoo fall, liek ickee foods!

 
 
 
 
Becca

Srr, ah dumand satisfakshun.

SarahD

Purrhaps u wuld lyk to step owtside?

 
 
MaestroX

Put’em up, put’em up, put’em up….

I float liek a buterflii, steeng liek a B!

pittypat

Wich one of u first? I can fites u both together if u wants. I can fites u with one paw tyed behine mai back. I can fites u standin on one foot. I can fites u with mai eyes clowst.

Ohhhh, sneekin up on me, eh? Why, I’ll… mrrrrriifff!

leaderoftheband

An ur little dog, 2!

sandy weiner

an ur mangy little dog, too!

(keyword= mangy, doan furgit teh mangy)

 
 
pittypat

apolocheeze to catburgler - i didnt see ur post up thar!
(I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks.
I do, I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks!)

 
 
 
RushnGreen

Ma thot zackly: pam… pam… pam pam pam pam PAM PAM PAMPAMPAMPAMPAM

B!

An den myeemyeemyeem eye lazurs to finish off dat uppitee bag!

 
 
 
 
scarletkitty

Yes, cuz dah fistycuffs is mighty visibul, I feenks.

 
 
blindbat

First rule of Catfight Club. Don’t talk about Catfight Club

The Crapture

“we am teh all singing, all dancing cats of teh wurld”

 
 
bubbyscranky

BTW dis r also second rool. kthx bai.

 
 
The Crapture

“a predator disguised as a house pet”

 
 
 
cratz

Gimme dat cheezburger, or I’ll punch you rite in teh eye!

I just read online that today (9-18-07) is National Cheezburger Day! Who decides these things? Anyway, shouldn’t we have a special way of observing the day here?!

sandy weiner

Happy Cheezburgr Day evryboddy!!! yum-mo!!!

ManfredMom

I lurv anudder reesin to sell-abrate! Happy Cheezburger Day eberybody!