Invisible Fisticuffs

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Why, I eyes ya…
(Don Piano Kitteh sowns moar liek is sayin “WHY I OUGHTTA…!” to meh enywaiz)
( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVBiRqKj6j8 )
ohhh steve johnson. ohhh steve johnson.
ohhh dont pee! ah no!!
why i oughtta LOL teh lolcat way.
Putem up . . . putem up
that’s whut i wuz thinking!
kowerdlee lyon!
Good sir, you leave me no recourse other than fisticuffs! I’m afraid I shall have to ask you to accompany me outside this establishment for a thorough and unpleasant behavioral adjustment!
And by the looks of you, I shan’t even need to remove my gloves.
Marquis of Cheezbury, ov kors, mah lord!
Prepare to be thoroughly trounced!
Can I haz Georgette Heyer referenz, plz?
All you want! Miss Heyer teh best of all tiem! “Pooh, as though I had not seen Bert and Ned at fisticuffs a dozen times.” “Give ol’ Grimsby a leveler.” “Wherepon Freddie astonished the whole assembly, himself included, by knocking Jack down.”
My sister and I have read multiple sets of her novels to pieces, and we rate her alongside Miss Austen. “Grand Sophy” is my favrit, I think…or maybe “False Colours”…or “The Nonesuch”…or
“These Old Shades…” or… oh dear.
Ooooh, dese sown good! I can haz frum Projeck Gootinberg or?
New old auferz, I lurves dem!!
ATTN ATTN LA AREA!!! Terry Pratchett signing on Monday at teh Borders in Torrance, 7pm!!! I be der wif hubby, unless I diez blarg!
Teh WIN by TKO!
(Tux Kitteh Owch)
L O L Win!
Troo Kitteh Oberlord!
( rocky theme rises in background… )
in teh eye of teh kitteh…
I will protect u from da celing snake… bam bam takd dat
I iz dah Graytust!
Meowhummad Ali FTW!!1!
ur FTW FTW!!!1!111snickers!1!!
Formerly known as Catsius Claw
Ah wantz Jo FRAYSHA!!
I haz da Gray Tux!
Carefulz! Kitteh noze Krav MaPaw.
MUCH WINZ HERE!!1!!! maybe kitteh nowz tigah stile kung phoo to?
Wut? Cud u splain taht plz? Kthxbai.
Goez heer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krav_maga
an alsoes rekumnd u watches “hoomun wepan” on teh Hiztry chennal. Iz vry vry gud kombats from the Izryal Defenz.
Iz kitteh virzun of Krav Maga, teh Izrayle kombat sistum. Iz much lik teh UFC. Much kix of groynz and stuf.
You hoomans think you r so tuff just cuz you are tall.
“Yew, git bak heer!
Ah swairz,
Ah’ll biet ur legz off!”
what joo gonna do, bleed on meh?!
Iz onlee skratch! Want wun?
An wunse Iz gitz mah pawz on u Iz gunna shreddd u, den rabitt-kik u wit ma bak leggz, den, den, den batt u uhrownd teh florr til Iz dun wit u
Den I leeve yu in sumebudy’s shoe for a prezunt.
or drop u in mah water dish
Or mebbe jus preten berree yoo rite where yoo fall, liek ickee foods!
Srr, ah dumand satisfakshun.
Purrhaps u wuld lyk to step owtside?
Put’em up, put’em up, put’em up….
I float liek a buterflii, steeng liek a B!
Wich one of u first? I can fites u both together if u wants. I can fites u with one paw tyed behine mai back. I can fites u standin on one foot. I can fites u with mai eyes clowst.
Ohhhh, sneekin up on me, eh? Why, I’ll… mrrrrriifff!
An ur little dog, 2!
an ur mangy little dog, too!
(keyword= mangy, doan furgit teh mangy)
apolocheeze to catburgler - i didnt see ur post up thar!
(I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks.
I do, I do, I do, I do, I *do* believe in spooks!)
invisible speedbag
Ma thot zackly: pam… pam… pam pam pam pam PAM PAM PAMPAMPAMPAMPAM
pew pew pew???
An den myeemyeemyeem eye lazurs to finish off dat uppitee bag!
mew mew mew
Yes, cuz dah fistycuffs is mighty visibul, I feenks.
Catfight Club
First rule of Catfight Club. Don’t talk about Catfight Club
u outt….
“we am teh all singing, all dancing cats of teh wurld”
BTW dis r also second rool. kthx bai.
“a predator disguised as a house pet”
iz veri thin disgize.
Gimme dat cheezburger, or I’ll punch you rite in teh eye!
I just read online that today (9-18-07) is National Cheezburger Day! Who decides these things? Anyway, shouldn’t we have a special way of observing the day here?!
Par-tay!
Happy Cheezburgr Day evryboddy!!! yum-mo!!!
I lurv anudder reesin to sell-abrate! Happy Cheezburger Day eberybody!
an u noes wut tomarrrrow is, too…
Nope.
i sed, tomARRRRRRow! http://www.talklikeapirate.com