i bin dans’n so much
…gotsta take a breether!
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Flashdance kitteh!
wowza…mai first first….kool beenz!
Flashdansin … ur doing it rong!
I can has guitar hero?
i’d purrfur geetar hero…dans dans revolooshun’s not so grate, ackshually.
In teh grov iz betr.
I can has mostly teh win on ‘easy’
When set on uvver settings, not so much
I can has star power?
I doo gewd on lite mode in Dans dans revolooshun. Well, depedning on teh vershun weer taking abot.
can u do macks 300?
yah meh 2
Gotz t3h dans feevr – needz to lae downe nao
HOLY CRAP I have a pic of my cat laying the EXACT SAME WAY on my DDR mat!
Dance kitteh has broked
Dance kitteh has malfunctioned. Please return dance kitteh to upright position.
wen u windz up the tail — you betta be verrrrrrrrrrrrry careful
Show me ur moovz!
(dat wut towel sez)
Or maibe it sai
Show me ur movies
Dat b nice, 2!
That’s not a towel.
It’s a soft controller for
fun Konami games.
Step on the arrows
matching ones shown on the screen.
Try not to fall down.
Bummer. Kitteh not
heavy ‘nough to register
on the dancing pad.
Cat-like Dancing Detected!
WIN!!!
http://www.catdancer.com/catnip.htm
Nip iz not nessessarie! Kittehs get koo-koo wifout it wen dey plays wif catdancer.
kitty intrepretive dance?
jack deth watch out
good haiku!
O noez!
Hokee Pokee fevah stryk agayn!
TEH BEETZ POSESSIN ME!!! Righ after dis nap … zzzzz
Kitteh gotz survd.
Cannot see the picture, it just reads 128338180160937500ibindansnso.jpg
CrazyOldLady, you from Austria?
Nope, I be from Orlando, State of Confusion!
JESUS CHRIST! Orlando is a state naw? I must be cornfused…. jk
)
JESUS CHRIST, IT’S A STATE! GET IN THE CAR!!!1!!
very meta
an very silleh
win
Noez. Wait. I cn taek it!!
Iz notehr plannet.
i bin der an i can see wy yood sez dat.
Iz born here in Orlaando Flurida. It wusn’t lik dis. It be qiet and peesful an safe for eberyone…an pretty, all dem waters teh humans cawl lakes be so nicce an clean an fulla teh fishes an teh froggies an awl teh udder critters. An awl teh orange trees mak teh air smellz so good….
It wuz that Dam Mouse! Teh Mouse dids dis. WULD SUMBODY KILL TEH DAM MOUSE!PEEEZE! DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!
Doan be silleh– Orlando is nother KUNTREE. Pleez, get it rite.
(Mai bruther liv tehre. Ai jus liv 2 howrs north. Gettin lots of RAIN)
U mus be near Tallahazee or Jacksunbill. Now U Peepz wanna tawlk about annuder WORLD…teh Jaksunbill….Whoops…My human sayz Now Teet, if ya caint say nuthin nice do’t be sayin nuthin atall.
gotstarunnow. I’m n trublz again!
kthxbai
Whut u be sae about Jaksunbill?! I lib dere, silleh. Dere be nuthing rong heer.
I be raised there. Let’z jus sez…Jaksunbill is not teh mostest ketteh friendly city in teh wurdlz…an itz be…hmmm how u sez…WEIRD! An itz gut soma teh most meanestes peeps u doan ever wanna meet! DO NOT WANT!!!!!!!
But U not be wunz. I can tellz. U lub teh kittehs, dats why u here.
Iz still can has free speeches Ok? Cawse dis kitteh girlz gutz plenty dem what U call opinionz. Guberment can’t take dis gurlz opinionz way!
My humun gibben me teh ebil eye. I’m in trublz again! Gotta runz now!
kthxbai
Danso?
Danse Danse Kitteh has run out of Danse Danse.
“shelia once dreamed of being a solid gold dancer, but managment had flatly refused her request for a private dressing room. sometimes while the kids were at school, watching afternoon TV in her suburban tract home, she wondered if she had been too inflexible – where were they now? and did that handsome leroy still think of her?”
leroy… black, muscular and sleek… who’s sofa is he sleeping on now? Is he rubbing his whiskers and flehming some new love? Sheila resolves to take on a new workout program and slim down to her pre-litter weight. Her love for cheezeburgers can no longer stand in her weigh. Sheila… there’s a whole new world out there and it calls to her… dance, baby, dance!
Once Sheila got her groove back, she decided to set out for parts unknown to look for her handsome Leroy, maybe this would be their time…..
is OK Shelia, he gai anywai. do it fur urself gurlfriend!!!!!!
“lolcats… are doin it for themselves… standing on their own four paws…”
♥ Aretha
♥ Annie
I luvs it–teh furst collaborative lolnovel.
…Stepin owt ov teh kitshun!
I tho dey wuz tinkin abowt Toneee….. Where he iz… iz he tinkin of me, an will he come bak sumday?
LOL! KITH!
iz caturday night feveh kitteh after caturday night!
souf afrikaum i meen,souf merika, er no, – souf karolina, rite, kitteh be like like tewtallee pooped affer teh danse segment such as. . . uh, oh yeah of teh kontest like.I kin haz a map?
I can has redboolz?
i dunno, look liek a gurl kitteh to me.
lol! Acshully I wuz refurrin to teh drinkz.
nawtee pittyp♥t
Danseeng Kitteh wantz
lawwwwwng slowwww belleh rubz. Duz nawt
kayrz how dey happenz
Hewmin pressinse iz
detetckted. Kitteh switchez
awn hypurr-kewt Moad
Heer kumz t3h fingurrz!
Liddil Pritee Wun givz t3h
bestist Belleh Rubz!
Jack.
welcum bak, jack!
i submitted one haiku in ur absens, and i gave up affer dat
Jack’s back!
It’s Jack!
War yu ben, Jack? missedyu…
evrywun sing! http://www.timburtoncollective.com/nmbclyrics.html#12
Me lubs dat moooovey.
I gots me a schmall sholdr bag in chape ob Jacks hed & maching earing tingies.
Iz 33 yr owld kid!
ud liek owr 16-yr-old.
Whoos Jack?????
Sorreez I jus hadda say it…I iz BAD today!!!!
Hijack! Not de plane boss not de plane!
“…we named the monkey ‘Jack’.”
Agreez – I canna tink a nuffin cute cuz jus wanna snorgle dis cutie!!
Holy cats! That’s my cat!
*glowin’ wif pride*
we ben meaninz to talk to u bout that glowing…
but ai dun feel laik dancin’
noes sir, no dancin’ todai
dun feel laik dancin’, dancin’
even if ai find nuthin’ bedder to do
whee! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGaXMo2hu0g
lol
bear duz feel laik dancin’!
While smooth and amusing, I’m sad.
Polar bears create routines when they’re bored mad…. walk to this mark… swing paw out… turn around…. jump in the water… swim to this exact spot… exit water… go back to start… repeat 700 times.
Kinda liek uther aminals in zoos dat pace, fence fite, or fling poop?
Enrichment – I needs it!
Dat behavur cawled Cage CRAZEE! DO NOT WANT! LET ME OOOUUTTT!!!!!!!
kthxbai
Kinda liek me at wurk. DO NOT WANT.
Oh Hai? U wan 2 play wiff me, not veedeo jess?
i gots ta partey
…aftah sneeps
Bin playin heavy mode….tryin teh beet Max 300
I bin is good Austrian for I am. Although with dance, you’d rather used I have:
I hob z’füh gedanst.
I… hov… zhooz..fuh go danst! Yeah, I has dancin shooz!
Shelia goin’ on a manhunt!!!
Nex moove is calld: teh Belleh-Snorgle by teh hyooman.
FLOOF DIVING!
is mabeys not wut u fink.
Wenz I go floof daiving, I allus endz oop wiv floof in meh nowse.
U need a shaved …. ne’er mind….
U be pushin teh evelopes B! Dus ICann have censers?????? I hopz not caws dis cummentz very HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
Dans kitteh haz broke her groov thang.
I nawt duz danse danse till u luks awai.
iz shi
i hav ben ther! playd Break Down! on hvy!
Nap Nap Revolution!
FTWzzzzz…
Da revalushun will nawt bee telavized.
But it will be on ICHC.
I can has max 300?
U r teh dancin kween
yung an sweet
only 17. . .
(wich is 85 in cat yeers. no wunner ur pooped)
cat.. I’m a kitty cat and dance dance dance
and I dance dance dance
cat…….. I’m a kitty cat and I meow meow meow
and I meow meow meow
wel sumun hadda sai it …..
teh piksure is kewl, but i lik teh kitteh. looks lik my kitteh, onlee wit more wite. my kitteh is mostly grey. same kin of floof, same face n eversing. she even streshes out lik tat.
DDR FTW!!!! FTW= Fur teh waytloss! Iz awesum cardio fur lazee fat tired sik laydee liek me. I do 5 minnits, I fall down jus liek dis kitteh. Den I get up, do 5 moar minnits, an fall down agin fur a wile.
I herd sum peeps lost liek 40 lbs doin dis, DO WANT!
Dat be teh prettiest kitteh..DO WANT! Don’t see too manee long haired dilute Calico’s. I tink dat whut she iz. Or maybeez she be a blue an cream, either way she a rauur very pretty ketteh.
Thanx! Izzie’s one of my behbeh gurls. She’s a dilute calico.
Shameless promotion time: for more pics of Izzie, you can go to my Also… there be other cute kittehs, too.
I knew it was too pretty to be a boy ketteh. Afer long enough U start to be able to tell teh boyz from teh gurls jus by lookin at teh face and body and how they carry themselves. Can’t say why. Just wun ub toes things…course it helped knowin she was a dilute Calico…but still.
n dat behbeh haz de cuuutestest toes floofs, jest wanna gib dem a leeeetle tikkle