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first?? plz??
another one where the five-seconds-later pic would also be great.
it iz the ultimate challenge, to gets da first on dis busy malizzy site, no?
Feerless Fantum of Floof preparez for teh wigglebutt of death!
Kinda liek “rite ur own ending to dis storee.” Trajedee or komidee?
the scrunffy grey ninja moovz in for the kill
revenj uv teh Banzai
[suspects the scrunffy grey neenja mew-ves in fur teh kill...]
I thought fearsome Ninja Assasins wore black?
nis grey one blends in with de couch… a bit =^._.^=
perhaps dustball kitty should think ahead – SHED to cover couch first, then lurk
FLOOF !!!
afta deh pounz, be plenny SHED ‘n FLOOF
Kittehs need to shed lotsa floof. Dat is wun u-u-ugly chair. Pleh.
He r not ninja. He r Young Havelock Vetinari, killins teh Patrician on teh nite uv teh first glorious 25th uv May. Havelock knows dat blak not so gud at hidin wif espite whut asasasssinininz gild sez. U got tu wear grey or dark green. Den no-one evar see u.
Is mah fandom showing?
We ken see kitteh, so he can nawt be Vetinari….Vetinari be hidin in the kitteh’s shadow, I tink.
I wonder whut Pratchett wood tink ov ICHC?
Pratchett wood problee tink is good – peeps hoo unnerstanz kittehs makes gud reedahz speshlee of buks wiv Greebo in (he’s a big softy, really).
Terry is buzee buzee humon. He haz guid SoH tho, so wood liek it heer iv he eber visuteded.
http://www.fromrimtohub.com/?p=152
For all yoo luckee UK peeps, he gonna be at TFAW in London on Oct 1 or 13….
Der wuz a site dat yoo cood sine up an dey tell yoo when aufors will be in yur area, but I cannot find it nao… But Googoo Pratchett signing an yoo shood find sumpin…
Other thing that would be worth trying is plugging this search string, including the quotation marks, into a search engine:- “Guild of Fans and Disciples”
Pterry two bizzee playin Doom
Given that Pratchett wrote “The Unadulterated Cat”, he probably finds ICHC entertaining.
your fandom, show it to us
Ys, ur fandom be showin, but be nais fandom, so we’s lettin u off.
Boath, I can haz eggstream geekiness?
“eggstream” : ) imagin Humpty Dumpty floating “gently daown teh streem”
merily x4
Barnes & Noble just emailed me that my copy of Making Money ships tomorrow! Happy Happy Happy
Tradishonallee yesh, butz they noze blak not so grate @ hydin U in NEthin short of reel pitchy blakness nitez, so wayr dark bloos, grayz and brounz 4 mishunz.
yoo not talk riyt.
needz to lern lolspeak.
m i ryt?
hrmm….wunner if related to sneaky cat
Blak kitteh iz master of dizguize
I agrees wif u… big blak kitteh noes lil grey kitteh behind him… lookit his earz. I says teh lil grey kittey doznt no dat teh blak kitteh noes, n hez teh wun in fer suprize! wen he jumps, black kitteh litnin fast jumps round an catches him. Will be like Kung Fu Hustle!
There, you beat me to it. I noticed the ears too. I think Ninja Kitten is in for a big surprise when he attacks Kung Fu master cat. His lunch will be eaten, so to speak.
Evvybuddy wuz kung fu fitin!
Doze kittehs wuz fazt as litenin
In fack it wuz a lidl bit fritenin
But dey fawt wiz egzpurt tymin
um…
fart with expert timing?
excuse me?
elvis in da hous?
Carl Douglas ref (the CD ref, since he was a one hit wonder)?
U will be minez.
Oh yeth.
U will be minez.
Uhnsuhspekkting cat not espehkting t3h butt-wiggle of doom
no one expects the …..
butt wiggle of doom???
or the spanish inquisition (now imagining a serious cleric wiggling his butt…need sleep and less imagination)
I LOL’ed!!
You may need sleep, but less imagination!? That sort of imagination is what this site is all about!
or teh secritly plannd paw-whack uf doom!
Not So Unsuspecting Cat
obserfs suspishus refrection in teh TV…
Unsuspecting cat is a big cat. o.o
Teh heats on, bub!
Cato? Where are you, Cato?
Pink Panther ref FTW!
I givs u 5 burgers for Pink Panther referunz. Wud giv more if ai cud.
WIN!!!!!
Chaer theef praparez ta… stryke!
Calm before the storm.
Big black kitteh target of
silent gray attack.
Fank u fur teh LoLku! Been missin Jack!
Hay, ware IZ Jack???
(Nebr mind… ai fownd him. Heez daon beelow…)
“holy cr*p, I’m being stalked by a giant dustbunny !!! RUN !!!”
grey kitty looks like “dustbunny from the house in ‘the grudge’”… it came from under the bed !!!
It DUZ look purty scrunchee!
I wuz tinkin dey look liek ma RC blak grrrrrrl kitteh, an Willem when he wuz dat small…. Pitcher is purty close to der ackshooel colurz… Willem wuz purtee blue/mauve/gray. Tayl longer dan body when he a little baybee, lawng hayrz stickin owt all over…. RC alreddee 10 or 12 lbs at dat tiem! An she lookt so Halloween kitteh, blak az ink wif golden eyz! Geez, dis wuz bak in late 93…. An owr furnichoor wuzn’t so, ummm, uglee…
Heeeerrrrr kitteh kitteh kitteh kitteh…
Sloawlee Iz moovs. Inch
bie inch. Setpz bie stepz. Getz cloase
2 NYAGRUHHHH FAWLLLZ!!!
Beeg Kitteh suspecks
nuffing! Krowcheeng low. Reddee
4 t3h Beeg Surpryze!!
Paws steps lytelee.
Maykz no noyze az I slithurrz
N2 Attakk Moad
Jack.
Yay, Jack! You’re back! We missed you!
Jacks back Jacks back Jacks back !!!
oh mai mai mai, how weez missed ya!!!!!
I wuz honestly going to insert a comment at the top saying I missed de Jack…no Jack….aneewon seen de Jack ????
Lif nut de same wiffowt da Jackfix
So weez so glad ur back !!!!
Mee too, I was toatali getin werried…glad yer back, Jack.
Hey Dude. Life is brighter any time you have time to post here.
Jack’s back! Kittehs missed der chin rubz!
“I Love Lucy” ref FTW!
Is 3 Stoooges ref firstes! FTW!! Oh, iz I too old since I noes dat?
Wayt… duz nowin’ ‘baot da 3 Stoojis mayk wun old???
Waaaah! I’ze NOT old… I’ze jus fullee mach… mutch… machyoo… okay, mebbees I *iz* old. :-/
YAY YAY YAY YAY!!! *happidans* Jack is back
BTW, LURV teh 3 Stooges refrens!
i’z lovin’ this “pre-pwnd” photo
I really can’t help but play the jaws theme through my head when I see this pic
Whut t3h Hekk happend
Dat Internetz Ecksploarur
koodz nawt getz me heer?
Lawkd owt for allmoast
a weekz?!!1!! Koodz nawtz poat nunz uv
my Kitteh Haikooz!
Allmoat switchd 2 t3h
Netskayp. Gladdz I didn’tz naow.
I needz 2 katchz up!
Jack.
We wuz missin u, Jak
We glad ur back (hey, iz poet and dont noes it)
somfin vary wrong wif teh site. Mus be too meny hoomans tryin to get on at same time!
Quivvvurrrz an shakes
de mastur he makes
his suddin return.
Frum owt of de internets
his poast do appear
alas alas easing owr fears.
De peeps is hushed
juz lee-tle wispars
Jack’s back
hez back mooveeng among us !!!
Welcome back. I’ve had some wierd issues with IE too. In particular, it was connecting briefly, then throwing an erro when I connected using favorites and http://ican... , but not if I editted the address back to http://www.ican... ! Does that seem anything like what was happening to you?
I’ve had some wierd issues with IE too. In particular, it was connecting briefly, then throwing an erro when I connected using favorites and http://ican… , but not if I editted the address back to http://www.ican… ! Does that seem anything like what was happening to you?
Dat waz eckzatklee
whut wuz happineeng 2 me,
paws4thot… Much thnx!
Chinz rubz 4 Manfred
an Ayla. Hoapz dey an dayr
Mom arz duueeng wellz
Much grayt picktchurz. Needz
2 Bz wurkeeng awn phunnee,
klevvur, kool Hyekooz
Jack.
Hi, paws4thot, MM an ebbeewun.
Datz eckzatklee whut wuz happineeng!
Wuz much “Pleh!” anz frustrayteeng.
Thnx 4 t3h cheetz. Chinz rubz 4
Manfred andz Ayla.
Jack.
Mah IE tells me it can’t access ICHC, den kicks me off interwebs!
Me, too! (in English!)
So frustrating… not blamin’ The Cheeze, tho’
I know he wants this to work, too.
The only way I can get on is to go through
google…. after elevendyhunnert times.
U peeps dat is havin’ trubble wif IE, has you tried Firefox? Me like much better den IE.
I would, but this is a corporate machine…If it wasn’t I’m not even sure it would be running Windoze.
I swicht to Firefox on mah home masheen, likin it much better. Dis wurk masheen no can do.
Same thing here. On the rare times I could get the site to stay up long enough to read comments I didn’t see anyone else talking about it being borked so I thought it was just me. Seems to be working fine now.
swich to teh firefox. is nawt problem to get to ichc. i haz teh same prolem at werk. needs speshul broser fur teh ichc. teh firekiteh broser.
I hav a theme called Red Cats for mah Firefox browser. All da ikons ar littl kittehs. Loadin imaj is a kitteh bouncin a ball on its tayl. Is much of teh awesum.
Here’s a way better browser than IE: either try Firefox or SeaMonkey. Go to http://www.mozilla.org/products/ for these. They’re free, and more robust than IE. I use SeaMonkey, personally, and LOVE it!
And I didn’t get locked out of ICHC at all.
I was having haiku withdrawal, so I wrote some and then I came back here and Jack had posted.
I hate for them to go to waste, so I will post anyhow. Consider them a homage to the master. 
Littul gray puffbawl sneeks up awn
Beeg blak kitteh.
Finks blak kitteh deff.
Gray kitteh haz herded storees
ob beeg catz
prowd warriurz hunteeng.
butt wigglez!
blak kitteh pretendz nawt to notiss.
kitns must praktyse.
wut be the haiku rulez ?? I looked it up but wuz confuzin foar this kitteh
17 sylables, 3 lines – first line 5 sylables, second 7 & third 5.
thx for ur pome wuz v nice! is ok to has more tan wun pome in post… i finks so.
(wishes i cud makes smiley face, toos — las times i tried, i ened up wif somfin tat lookd like banana — no, i nt crzy)
5/7/5 sillybells.
And, strictly speaking, this has to apply in Japanese, not in English.
U meenz liek dhis:-?
(colon hyphen right bracket) Iv zo, iz Wurdpress fawlt, notz U.
Yes… jus lik that. Glad to noes it not my fawlt. Thx
Much guud stuff, divageek!
Duzzn’t haz 2 B Hykoo
Az lawng az it wurks 4 U
Jack.
Unsuspectin Kat nowes all. Wee kat nowes knot wat happenz next. Sum lessonz cummin up! Stayy toond.
Cat Filosofy 101: I pounce there4 I am!
Unsuspecting Cat: “U skerred teh becheezus outta meh!”
Pouncing Floof: “Ur becheezus: I haz it!”
bee cheese?
U can not haz Oirisch Akkscent?
Frum teh land of milkk & hunny
i love unsuspecting cats!
Dis is icanhascheezburger adaptation of Pet Cementary and I iz undead Kitteh! Be fearatated!
“Dey com bak differnt, iz awl…”
the best part is that the other cat DOES look like it’s expecting SOMETHING, but the other cat is pure ninja grace in action.
Shane
Ninja cat can projek sound to oppositt of hiz pawsishun.
preepare fo buttseks
Da dustbunny uv def.
Gray fizzy kitteh is about to test law of fizziks – can tu objex occupie teh same spase at the same time?
Stay tooned!!
[blank] kitty is [blank] pictures are lame.
This would be awesome with a better caption.
feel free to proviyd wun
wut iz grey kitteh standin awn?
lukz lyk skaree kreetur
possiblee himz helpur troll?
Teh black kitteh be sittin on wun ughleee cher. Ooofah!
Awww!!! How cute! My kitten used to do that to our older cat, it was too funny to watch.
Hope Izzy knows I waz only jokin.
ovius