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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
kitteh must b a movie star
im reddy for mah cloze-up mistah mewville!
Wat do I ware in bed? Why, Seashell No. 5, of korse!
Greta Garbo kitteh says Iz vantz two beez ahlohnnn
Britteny cat bein’ axed bowt hers VMA purformance.
“NO COMMINT! PLEEZE GO ‘WAY!”
At leass kitteh wearing built-in underwheres so no moar ov dose shalking picshures showin up on teh TMZ.
Sumbuddy could make a tasteless shaved pussy joke here. Not me of course
Sean Penn Kitteh sez “No pitcherz!!!”
Sean Penn suxs at akteng.
I lubs me some retard Sean Penn ala I AM SAM.
I really hate the word retard.
Sorry…
I lubs me some “challenged” Sean Penn ala I AM SAM
sry but you alreadyz shows us ur true ways
Aw….pleze not to be lak dat…:(
I tinks peeple can changez dey ways ….
Den hims punches foetografer.
No paparazzi! Please!
Iffn u don’t desist, I mite whap u wif mah GIANT PAW.
tehse paparazi be taken ur pix evry whar!
Awww…dat is teh FUNNEH!
His identitity hiddn behine a mask, teh laffing outlaw Zorro defiez the tyrant’z might!
zzzyyyooo zzzyyyoooo zzzyyyooo!!!
Zorrokitteh’s signature: ZZZZZZzzzzzz
I does dis ebery morning – “imz awake aweady – goes away”
hehe, lolz!!
LOL yew posted a funnay!
I tink dis kitteh iz dooin sleep semafor!
Yah, iz teh lettar J
No, mamuh… jus fyv moar minoots…
Can’t yoo seez I sleepin!
Panda bebee 100 dais old, we name him naow?
We lurvs himz n squeez himz n namea himz Jorge!
I tink thar be sum regyoolashun aginst nayming panda babees “Jorge” unless it trazlates to a cool pahrase
Kitteh hates it when
humans dare approach without
proper offering.
fank u kicka!
but where iz Jack???
I ben wunderin too. Miss teh pomes!
Yes – thank GOODNESS we’ve still got KickahaOta – but it maeks mee miss Jack all teh moar, as it remindz me taht we are missing wun of r treasurez. Stay with us, plz, o KickahaOta.
He may just not be able to figure out how to get around the IE7-ICHC-loading-malfunction-of-doom.
*whispers* (check further down in this thread!)
popcat . . . has run out of pop.
Haha… I love this picture. Adding to my MySpace.
O pleez skratch mah armpits.
Mai pits… u haz them
Soft floofy kitteh armpits be maed for snorgles.
unlyke mosst hyoomin armptiz. *pleh*
Tek kamera, it steel mah soul.
Mah soul it made ov cheezburgr.
Teh kamera steel mah cheezburgr!
Spirichual burglurizashun!
DO NOT WANT!
spirichual cheezburglar! onoes!
havin cheezburgerz iz relijuz expereence! you could make teh church of cheeZburger-ologee…Make all kinds of munnee…foar teh cheezburgers, natchurully!
WWDCD? (wut wood da cheezbrgr do?) can i haz a amen?
Ah-men ‘n’ blessed be!1!
LOLOL! “Spirichual burglurizashun”! Brillyunt, simply brillyunt.
I tink dis calls for a PRAYSE CHEESUS!
prayse cheesus! that’s rite! can I get a amen up in heer tonite! Ah said, can I get a amen up in heer TONITE-AHHHHhhhh!
tuxedo-cat demands hug
Ai demands hugg frum tuxedo cat!!
Stoopy Hyoomin! Y u b runing mah nys warm sunspotz!
Princess Di toldz mi all aboutcha! No pict! *pawbat*
Paparazzi!
Dah singer wut just dyed? U no Lucyano Paparazzi!
Is that my margareeta sweetie? Ugh! Iz only u…please u r in the way of my tan!
Talk to teh paw!
Who disturbs my slumber??
tuxedo kittey tird.
plz mov, get out o mi sunzshine.
kthnks
Invisabul tesseract!
(rest in peace Madeleine L’Engle)
dimensunal kitteh has 5 dimeshuns…Lurrrvvvvee Madeleine L’Engle! flavorite offer evver! my kitteh (his neam were big red, like teh gum!) and I would reed her buks under de kovvers wif my kitteh and a flashlite! gud tymes!
Ya, I alwaayz wanned to breev stardust fur foods…. an hav a pegasus fur a fren….
iz 2 bringz meh nother margarita
n this taime, no forgettingz teh saltz!
Not 2nite. I haz hedache.
Meowstro Kitteh preparnig for big debew
No picshurs noaw
hav ur peeples tawk to mai peeples
plz to be remosing camara from my sonshine or u be recebing paws of lightn, claws of DEATH!
kapow!
momcat
Tuckz Tawn Kitteh
can has much 2 seckssay 4
dis rume, ackshulee
Nebber haz 2 chaynj
frum Klassikk, Elleegunt Tawm
Kat Spatz, Vest an Tayl
Tucks Tawn Kitteh
can haz 2 much Katlua
andz Katnipz Shooturz
Jack.
imbissivul danss partnur
invdisibul wolz
many more of these pictures and my agent will want 25% of my KIteCat food.
Teh lite! It burrrnz!
apparently my cat took part in a photoshoot without my permission. i is pist/]
apparently this is not your cat but mine D:
no srsly, my cat, my photo
blindcat is blind
khan feal fais now?
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