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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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cat butt squirrel butt

Dat b da KEWTEST poker fayce Ai’s ebber did see!!

sandy weiner

I winz Strip Poker…. I see ur harblz naow……

 
 
cat butt squirrel butt

Mah OWN purrsonal gambull: Dis b mah lass weak on dah company payrole since bein’ layd orf. Fryday b mah lass dai ov pay an benefats. No jawb in site. Butt styll luking.

AIN’T LYF XSYTING??

I can has xanax nauw!

Antoinette

I be in saem bote wif you come spring. So I feel ur pain.

cat butt squirrel butt

Sawry 2 heer u in saem bote. Bess of luk 2 u!!!

 
 
D Marie

Something good will come your way, I’m sure of it. Keep your spirits up and keep looking.

When you get the blues, come here, and we’ll help you chase them away.

cat butt squirrel butt

Yeys! ICHC b gud fur mayking meh furget all teh drags ov teh jawb serch.

 
cat butt squirrel butt

(Dis mite post 2x)
Fanx D Marie! I’s will b heer tween ebrey online add I answur.

 
 
RushnGreen

Good Luck cbsb. We r awl hoeping 4 gud tihngs 4 u! Come to ICHC wehn u needz a LOL.

cat butt squirrel butt

Fanks, RushnGreen! I’s planning on spendeng much tyme wiff ichc an mah lolfrens.

 
 
Nika

O man. Dat rilly sucks, CBSB. We’s all hopin’ yu findz a new jorb soon!

cat butt squirrel butt

Tanks, Nika!!

 
 
Shera(kittehvet)

I feels ur pain! I has gambulled on my own clinic. Opened about a year ago. Still in red, like fire enjun or or candy appul or Mustang. No paycheck for a year, but LOTS of wurk.

Is teh suck.

Hope u finds good wurk!

homescribe

i needz a new kitteh vet … where iz ur clinic?

Shera (kittehvet)

In Dearborn Michigan

we are having an open house on Sept 29. If anyone is nearby and would like to drop in it should be fun (at least for the visitors) gift bags, food, and kitty crafts for sale to benefit rescue.

I hope this shameless self promotion does not get me in trouble with the ‘burgers.

cat butt squirrel butt

Hoep ur clinic has much awsum and sucksess! Gud luk 2 ur open house!!

U do God’s werk. Werk I’s wishes I’s did.

 
paws4thot

I can has hitchhike on SR-71? Wai 2 far 4 me 2 go otterwyze.

 
 
Shera (kittehvet)

South east Michigan

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Not very far from Ann Arbor - home of the University of MIchigan!

cat butt squirrel butt

Eye wuz borne in Mishagin.

 
 
 
 
 
Melissa

U come werk wif me. I needz depennables peeps.
It cheeper to libs in GA dan teh LA.

We meaks pizza togevr. Be hapees.

U find job soon. I noes it.

cat butt squirrel butt

I overthrowing jawb eye-deeah 2 comb an mayk pizzas wiff u!!!

 
 
 
myfrisbee

omg what a beeeyoootiful kitteh!! I can has snorglez?

Antoinette

Lookit dem eskwizzit wite glubs! Impekkibul kitteh fashun.

tokyorose

Dis kitteh is teh Earl o’ Sammich, he not wanna change his gloves to plai kards and eet, so he invent sammiches! Then he plai kards and eat at same time.
And ebywon noes dat cheezburger is just a type of sammich…

B!

Win!!! I tink Earl uv Sammich bees a good name fur a purty white gluvd kitteh!

 
 
myfrisbee

And teh gorgus white skarf is teh faboolos! Dis kitteh nous fashun.

 
philene

kitteh impekkibul card shark - hydes aces n wite glubs.

 
 
 
Sabrina

kittehz iz very fashunubl dese days…what with de franch manicure kitteh and sooper modl kitteh…dese kittehs very fashun forwardz! FEERCE!

B!

DeY fashun forwerd becuz kittehs leed fashun! Kittehs do it or wear it, den hyoomins say, hmmm, dat good ideer! An Kittehs ALWAYS feerce!!! Mrowr!!

 
 
 
catalogical humor

im in yr game
takin all yr munny…

…i sez yr munny, let you show me it, now, plz kthxbai

BonzoGal

“let u show me it” FTW!!!

Lynxany

Kitteh takes the kitty ;D

catalogical humor

nice one bruvva (or sista)

Lynxany

I be sista type if refurrin to me ;)

 
 
 
 
 
lovcharliecat

i doan noes kitteh - Iz sees twee kings and only one de aces–tink ur bwuffin–I callz

Pittypat

. . . a tell-all tell-tale tail tell.

 
 
 
 
sara

Nevar kownt ur munnies wen sittin at taybuls kai?

No wen to foldem
No wen to holdem
No wen to walk ‘way
No wen to run

doctorcat

Yeah–run wif back all poofy and tail at half-mast!

 
 
dapanferkitteh

whut u meen “royal flush?” *lizenin fer bafroom sownd*

Dat kitteh luks lotz lik mai Puck.

D Marie

I had a kitteh wit dat naym. He bacaym xscape arteest. I had to chanje his naym, cuz I coodnt walk arownd callin his naym, lukkin fur himz. Started callin himz Robin, insted.

I am ob corse assumin u naymd him aftir Shakespear, an nawt hockee.

dapanferkitteh

Shake…..Shaek….da Bard FTW!

Dey alwaiz liv up to da names, u no?

 
 
 
tokyorose

hehe…this make me much lolz. Plus, only teh suicial cheezbugers is teh wild. makes it more fair

Pittypat

i declayre this cheezburger to be unsafe to seff and onions! 72 hours, stat!

 
 
 
brainfire

gamblyn kitteh iz…gamblyn

B!

After U go to bed, will be gamboling!

 
 
Max

U wuz lookin’ for dat third three, but u forgotz dat Perfesser Green foldid on Forf Street and now u representin dat u hav it. Da DA maid his too pare, but he knoze dey’re no gud. Judj Kaplin wuz tryin 2 squiiz out a dimund flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is fyootlely hopin dat his quinz are goin 2 stand up. So like I said, da Deen’z bet is $20.

Mike McD kitteh iz reedin’ yur hand blind.

 
Bizkitmama

If u can’t spot teh sukker in the first half hour at teh table, then u iz teh sukker.

 
ngtm1r

Kitteh winz World Seriez of Poker; opponentz clam cheatin due to non-hooman face.

 
The Crapture

mai pokur fase, let me show you it.

 
stend

now that I’ve won your house and pantry, would you like to play for the car?

stend

or we could play for your red-eyed rat stole

http://www.boingboing.
net/2007/09/17/
you-look-mahvelous
-i.html#comments

Teho

McStendersons — all ya gotta do is drop the ” h t t p : / / “ from the URL. Leave the http://www.{whatever} on one line. Posts immediately. Lots of times you can spoof a “www” onto the front of a non-WWW link and it still works, even… like this:

http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/maggot-art.html

 
D Marie

Thank you, both for the info and for the maggot-art.

Now, there is a sentence I will never type again.

D Marie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXnITvbuCQ

I test this. Is cute video of kitteh what lieks teh watir.

Teho

dis liek wif owr cats… cept not wif DAT MUCH WATER comin frum teh fawsit!
is Chester not cans noe him is kitteh?

 
dapanferkitteh

Chester noes him is kitteh, but is BENGAL kitteh, dat tinks dey be goggiez

 
 
 
stend

doesn’t always work if the URL is too long

Teho

good point — in that case, try this: http://www.tinyurl.com
(and remember the trick where you paste a http://www. onto the beginning of the link)
(and nix the aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash)