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Dat b da KEWTEST poker fayce Ai’s ebber did see!!
I winz Strip Poker…. I see ur harblz naow……
Mah OWN purrsonal gambull: Dis b mah lass weak on dah company payrole since bein’ layd orf. Fryday b mah lass dai ov pay an benefats. No jawb in site. Butt styll luking.
AIN’T LYF XSYTING??
I can has xanax nauw!
I be in saem bote wif you come spring. So I feel ur pain.
Sawry 2 heer u in saem bote. Bess of luk 2 u!!!
Something good will come your way, I’m sure of it. Keep your spirits up and keep looking.
When you get the blues, come here, and we’ll help you chase them away.
Yeys! ICHC b gud fur mayking meh furget all teh drags ov teh jawb serch.
(Dis mite post 2x)
Fanx D Marie! I’s will b heer tween ebrey online add I answur.
Good Luck cbsb. We r awl hoeping 4 gud tihngs 4 u! Come to ICHC wehn u needz a LOL.
Fanks, RushnGreen! I’s planning on spendeng much tyme wiff ichc an mah lolfrens.
O man. Dat rilly sucks, CBSB. We’s all hopin’ yu findz a new jorb soon!
Tanks, Nika!!
I feels ur pain! I has gambulled on my own clinic. Opened about a year ago. Still in red, like fire enjun or or candy appul or Mustang. No paycheck for a year, but LOTS of wurk.
Is teh suck.
Hope u finds good wurk!
i needz a new kitteh vet … where iz ur clinic?
In Dearborn Michigan
we are having an open house on Sept 29. If anyone is nearby and would like to drop in it should be fun (at least for the visitors) gift bags, food, and kitty crafts for sale to benefit rescue.
I hope this shameless self promotion does not get me in trouble with the ‘burgers.
Hoep ur clinic has much awsum and sucksess! Gud luk 2 ur open house!!
U do God’s werk. Werk I’s wishes I’s did.
I can has hitchhike on SR-71? Wai 2 far 4 me 2 go otterwyze.
South east Michigan
Not very far from Ann Arbor - home of the University of MIchigan!
Eye wuz borne in Mishagin.
U come werk wif me. I needz depennables peeps.
It cheeper to libs in GA dan teh LA.
We meaks pizza togevr. Be hapees.
U find job soon. I noes it.
I overthrowing jawb eye-deeah 2 comb an mayk pizzas wiff u!!!
omg what a beeeyoootiful kitteh!! I can has snorglez?
Lookit dem eskwizzit wite glubs! Impekkibul kitteh fashun.
Dis kitteh is teh Earl o’ Sammich, he not wanna change his gloves to plai kards and eet, so he invent sammiches! Then he plai kards and eat at same time.
And ebywon noes dat cheezburger is just a type of sammich…
Win!!! I tink Earl uv Sammich bees a good name fur a purty white gluvd kitteh!
And teh gorgus white skarf is teh faboolos! Dis kitteh nous fashun.
kitteh impekkibul card shark - hydes aces n wite glubs.
kittehz iz very fashunubl dese days…what with de franch manicure kitteh and sooper modl kitteh…dese kittehs very fashun forwardz! FEERCE!
DeY fashun forwerd becuz kittehs leed fashun! Kittehs do it or wear it, den hyoomins say, hmmm, dat good ideer! An Kittehs ALWAYS feerce!!! Mrowr!!
Full tummy beats full house
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrC8l12Ncgw
im in yr game
takin all yr munny…
…i sez yr munny, let you show me it, now, plz kthxbai
“let u show me it” FTW!!!
Kitteh takes the kitty ;D
nice one bruvva (or sista)
I be sista type if refurrin to me
i doan noes kitteh - Iz sees twee kings and only one de aces–tink ur bwuffin–I callz
kitteh has a tell. . .
. . . a tell-all tell-tale tail tell.
*splort*
Nevar kownt ur munnies wen sittin at taybuls kai?
No wen to foldem
No wen to holdem
No wen to walk ‘way
No wen to run
Yeah–run wif back all poofy and tail at half-mast!
whut u meen “royal flush?” *lizenin fer bafroom sownd*
Dat kitteh luks lotz lik mai Puck.
I had a kitteh wit dat naym. He bacaym xscape arteest. I had to chanje his naym, cuz I coodnt walk arownd callin his naym, lukkin fur himz. Started callin himz Robin, insted.
I am ob corse assumin u naymd him aftir Shakespear, an nawt hockee.
Shake…..Shaek….da Bard FTW!
Dey alwaiz liv up to da names, u no?
Cheezburgerz wild?
hehe…this make me much lolz. Plus, only teh suicial cheezbugers is teh wild. makes it more fair
i declayre this cheezburger to be unsafe to seff and onions! 72 hours, stat!
gamblyn kitteh iz…gamblyn
After U go to bed, will be gamboling!
U wuz lookin’ for dat third three, but u forgotz dat Perfesser Green foldid on Forf Street and now u representin dat u hav it. Da DA maid his too pare, but he knoze dey’re no gud. Judj Kaplin wuz tryin 2 squiiz out a dimund flush but he came up short and Mr. Eisen is fyootlely hopin dat his quinz are goin 2 stand up. So like I said, da Deen’z bet is $20.
Mike McD kitteh iz reedin’ yur hand blind.
If u can’t spot teh sukker in the first half hour at teh table, then u iz teh sukker.
Kitteh winz World Seriez of Poker; opponentz clam cheatin due to non-hooman face.
mai pokur fase, let me show you it.
now that I’ve won your house and pantry, would you like to play for the car?
or we could play for your red-eyed rat stole
http://www.boingboing.
net/2007/09/17/
you-look-mahvelous
-i.html#comments
McStendersons — all ya gotta do is drop the ” h t t p : / / “ from the URL. Leave the http://www.{whatever} on one line. Posts immediately. Lots of times you can spoof a “www” onto the front of a non-WWW link and it still works, even… like this:
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/maggot-art.html
…or, more to the point, like this:
http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/17/you-look-mahvelous-i.html
Thank you, both for the info and for the maggot-art.
Now, there is a sentence I will never type again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmXnITvbuCQ
I test this. Is cute video of kitteh what lieks teh watir.
dis liek wif owr cats… cept not wif DAT MUCH WATER comin frum teh fawsit!
is Chester not cans noe him is kitteh?
Chester noes him is kitteh, but is BENGAL kitteh, dat tinks dey be goggiez
doesn’t always work if the URL is too long
good point — in that case, try this: http://www.tinyurl.com
(and remember the trick where you paste a http://www. onto the beginning of the link)
(and nix the aitch tee tee pee colon slash slash)