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Thserapee kitteh sais: Ai gibs beeg purrs wen ai b snorgles n smood! Purrs mayks sick n old hyoomins feelz bettr. Winz-winz fur ebrybody!
kitteh, no luks sexy, luks lyk apter nap stretch 2 meh!
mmm…isnt happi anyting sexy?
mebbe apter sexy nap stretch?
I’m too sexy for this house
dat is wun beeootifull kitteh!!! I lubs dis shawt!
Dis iz wut I callz mah
STRETCHY poze.
Kitteh sehs to impurtanunt skwerruls in frunt yard,”Mah butt, let me show yu it!”
Kitteh can’t decide.
Windowsill or pillow nap?
You cannot has both.
OOooh, butt kitteh will triez ta hav bof!
teh LOLhaiku!
seriously, count the syllables.
yum, sublimes.
Oh hai, i waz jus braekin in– letin mahself in, to taek all ur cheezbu– halp u sort fru mah futball memrabeelyas, iz all. Plz du nawt b callin da poleese. Thanx u.
OJ Simpson Kitteh will show U how he dun it, er…, ummm, that is, IF he dun it!
Did u see that smirk on OJ’s face when they arrested him? Makes me wanna slap him upside the head!
I AM SMILING FRUM EAR 2 EAR! OJ IN JAYLE. WARE HIMS BEELONGS.
Wen u a bad purrson u gonna mess up ‘gain b 4 2 longe!! I is onlee 2 happee 2 b seeins it.
Him wuz just doin sums reserch for hims noo book “If I stoled it”.
In all seriousness tho, OJ will not rest until he findz teh real burglur
ROFL
I read in the newspaper that one of the original accusers has declined to press charges, stating “I just want this to be over with. I have health problems.” I commented to my mom, “No kidding. Having OJ Simpson pissed off at you probably the biggest ‘health problem’ it’s possible to have!”
Looook in to mai eyez…
An tell me ya love me…
work it babee. teh camra is UR slave. Merika’s Nex Top ModullKitteh.
lik yur lips!
splain teh south african u.s. merikan map ishyoos in teh iracks!
I dunt usually do dis sorta fing.
Ah lets u tak teh pikshures if u prawmise they not ends up all ovver teh internets.
Prawmise?
kitteh, ur dummer than u think I think u are . . .
Why certainly Vanessa-Hudgens-Kitteh, you can trust me……..
teh winz
Iz dis dE sqirrl dat said “Trust me, baby”?
Pout, baby, pout!
Oh, HAI! Ummm, nuffin! I meen, umm, no, I wuzent havin no nip at Midge’s….
Red eyez, umm… alerjeez! Yeah, dat’s rite, I gots alurjeez to yur purrfumes! I be ok… hey, ya got N E cheezburgers?
Ai gotz teh muncheez reely bad, dudez!
soopermoddel cat is FEERCE! I can has Prada!
No Prada for joo. Cum bak wun year
I not sho u Magnum. It not reddy yet.
I not gettin dis wun, Seward….pleaz to be explainin to dis dummy?
Iz frum Zoolander. Him makin noo luk cald Magnum, spozd tu bi teh sekseeust luk in mayul moduling. It savd teh Prym Minustur uv Mulayzya.
Zoolander ref FTW!
“How can we b expected 2 teach chidren to learn how to reed if they CAN’T EVEN FIT INSIDE TEH BUILDING?”
Dat kitteh iz sew hawt rite now!
Building needs to be at least three times as big!!
Teh sexy. I has brunging it back.
Pusssycat, pusssycat
Ai’ve gotz flowerz
An lotz uv owerz
2 spendz wit u…
yesh i dooooo
real sexy
She waz da kinda dame da very private i dreams about. She was slinky and graceful and covered with fur. Her eyes were red. Sha musta bin cryin. “Whatz up Doll Face, I said.
She purrz, u’d better sit over heer beside me.
I growlz, i be thinkin that a long time. Ever since u krossed ur legz, to be ezakt.
Mebbee u shoodn’t dress like that.
This iz a fur coat an whyte wiskers. I dont know wat ur talkin about.
U shoodn’t ware that body.
She sez, “Sees, I waz ovr at Midge’s last nite an…”
“O, don piano!”, I mutterd into mai whiskahs, “Not dat Midge’s plaice agin,”
Dey’s plenny ways for a kitteh to finds trubble at Midge’s nip-fueled cat hawse. But ellegents damez leik dis wun usually has a hyooman whut gives dem teh chezburgers, nip, wahtebbers dey want.
“Whutz up, indeed,” I wunners…
i was needin a litl nip miself so i reeched into mai bottem drawer. wen i lookd bak up i was lookin into teh barel of her snub nose .45.
“thas far nuf flat paw” she sneered at meh. “lemmi see tehm paws. an slide teh nip SLOWLY acros teh desk”…
She camed in froo de bafroom window!
She sed shed alwais ben a danser
She werked at fifteen clubs a dai
An thou she thot I new teh anser
Well I new butts I cood nawt say
tsk. she mai be a luvur but she aint no dansur.
Didden anyboddee tell her Didden anyboddy see? Sunday’s on teh fone to mundai, Toosday’s on teh fone to mee!
Oh, yeah….
Think ah bettah dance now.
Such a come-hither gaze!
“I’m ready for my close up, mr. de mille …”
kitty’s bringing sexy back?
“hello, this is my sexy back”
kitty’s bringing s3xy back?
“hullo sailor, this is my s3xy back”
f*cking wordpress
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OH! um excuuse…uh yes dahling das right…i iz verry verry sexy, no?
In soviet Russia, ur cat is too sexy foar u!!! (assumin u is rite sed fred, u see…)
In Soviet Russia, Fred Said Right! (an den gots pakd off tu Sibeerya fer treezin)
I be dooin mah little turn on da catwalk
it’s The Magnum!
Kitteh pracktisses
strrrrrrretcccheeng so she canz reech t3h
Doar Nobb wayz up hie
Hewminz unawayrz
uv Kitteh’z klevvur ploy. Dere’z
so much 2 ecksploarz
Kitteh koodz also
just leep up awn the ledge andz
tryz twissteeng t3h Nobb
Jack.
Ooh, Jack – so glad yuze back! Purretry, yu has it.
Mah kitteh iz famiss! Yayz!
tis mi sexi cat
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uhhh idk how ta favrit ting n it make me mad >(